The Nineteenth Byte

TanMath

12:02 AM

i am back!

@El'endiaStarman whoa.. 10 stars! great chat message! lol

El'endia Starman

@TanMath Haha, surprised me too. :P

quartata

I'm kind of surprised people haven't done more Chef answers.

It isn't all that difficult to use.

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Q: Crash the program!

Crash! Here's the challenge: Crash your program using as few bytes as possible. The program mustn't output anything to STDERR, and should be a full program or function. Fatal errors are not allowed, and standard loopholes are disallowed as well. This will be marked by language, and thus no answe...

code-golf

quartata

Wait, you can't output to STDERR?

lmao I think even ><> outputs to STDERR

Calvin's Hobbies

Fuzzyzilla...

El'endia Starman

12:06 AM

Minkolang does too, it just isn't visible because it's Python that crashes.

quartata

> This doesn't make any sense. A crash is a fatal error.

El'endia Starman

Although, as stated before, my goal is for there to be no errors whatsoever in Minkolang.

Programmer errors only.

quartata

It is also a giant dupe of the segfault challenge really

Alex A.

I don't know if it's a giant dupe. The spec is only like 3 sentences long. :P

quartata

Oh he edited the post to take out the fatal error part

El'endia Starman

12:07 AM

@quartata that too

quartata

Guess that means I can undelete my 1-byte CJam answer

Say, I think Chef would crash on an empty program.

El'endia Starman

More fun with infinity: there is no meaningful difference between a circle and a circle with finitely many points removed if arbitrary rotation is allowed.

Now that I think about it, I think this also holds true for a circle that has had all points at rational angles removed. The infinity of the irrationals is greater than the infinity of the rationals...

quartata

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A: Crash the program!

Chef, 0 bytes Why use cherry jam when you can have fancy hats

Changed it lol

> account was even suspended from SO

Calvin's Hobbies

Do uncountable infinities have any practical real-world application?

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I've done that too many times. My account was event suspended from stackoverflow for doing that too many times -_- — Fuzzyzilla 1 min ago

Really a good sign here

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:14 AM

^ LOL

El'endia Starman

@Calvin'sHobbies No, but who cares? :P

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies Practical ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^

quartata

How the heck did that challenge just get two upvotes and two reopen votes

Let it die people

@AlexA. so picky

You don't like jokes about fancy hats?

Alex A.

I was inclined to downvote until you added the explanation of why it's valid.

quartata

12:18 AM

@AlexA. :(

Alex A.

It's not personal, it just wasn't obvious that it was a valid answer without the explanation.

quartata

Ah OK.

I kind of thought it was obvious, but not everyone has seen Chef before so that's why I added the explanation

Calvin's Hobbies

@quartata Seems clear enough to me. He wants runtime errors, not compile time ones.

quartata

I still feel like it could use some beef.

But eh it's definitely better now

Alex A.

Or at least a couple vegetables.

quartata

12:20 AM

@AlexA. Some spices

Alex A.

Many an herb or two

El'endia Starman

...I think an empty program in Minkolang throws what would be considered a compile-time error. The one-byte program % definitely throws a run-time error though.

quartata

Hmm I wonder if I could use SE Data explorer to show percentages of what languages I use in my answers

Alex A.

Does the posts table have a field for the full post text?

quartata

@AlexA. That's what I'm trying to find out.

It'd just be a regex after that.

Calvin's Hobbies

12:28 AM

@AlexA. The API does, but he only has 40 answers anyway

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies ?

Alex A.

@quartata Yeah, it's the Body column in the Posts table. It's nvarchar (max) so it should be the full post body.

Calvin's Hobbies

Could do it by hand

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies ew no

El'endia Starman

SFGITW time!

Alex A.

12:29 AM

?

quartata

slowest something in the west

El'endia Starman

Actually, second fastest gun in the west.

Just posted my Minkolang answer to the just-reopened question. :P

Calvin's Hobbies

@quartata api.stackexchange.com/docs/…

quartata

Tie between Groovy and Stuck.

Interesting.

The person who made the challenge has just disallowed 0-byte answers.

Alex A.

Yep

quartata

12:34 AM

So basically now all the answers are going to be divide by zero how interesting /s

so interesting

El'endia Starman

I agree

Alex A.

I don't think it should have been reopened tbh

El'endia Starman

Same here. I didn't cast a reopen vote.

Still, I'll take the opportunity for rep...

quartata

@AlexA. I voted for it to be reopened because I didn't realize the challenge maker would think it would be funny to ban all creative solutions

Alex A.

I don't think 0 byte solutions are ever really creative.

Dennis

12:38 AM

Maybe not if you start with the language, but finding a language where a 0 byte program causes a runtime error...

quartata

@Dennis It is a runtime error in Chef. That's why it was cool.

Calvin's Hobbies

@quartata But surely the compiler would notice the name is missing before running the code?

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies It's not a compiled language.

Can't call method "recipe_name" on an undefined value at /usr/local/share/perl/5.18.2/Acme/Chef.pm line 90.

This is the error.

I'd call that a runtime error.

> By popularity(votes)! It was the only way I could get rid of the 1 byte answers.

...

El'endia Starman

Yeah, I really don't like how he's reacting.

quartata

This is actually really rustling my jimmies because it was a cool challenge before he did all of this

And I don't like the way he says "get rid of the 1 byte answers."

Calvin's Hobbies

12:43 AM

It will be closed as too broad now

quartata

yay it got marked as a dupe

That's what happens when you pop-con

El'endia Starman

Hmm. Maybe I should assign e to be "throw an error"...

quartata

@El'endiaStarman lmao

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

lots its a dupe of a closed

quartata

lmao it just got another upvote despite being closed

This is sad.

He still didn't reply to any of my comments either.

By the way, what exactly defines a token for the purposes of CJam's r?

Dennis

12:47 AM

> This task is by far too broad for a popularity contest.

Why does nobody listen to me?

quartata

@Dennis Because he didn't want to listen to anyone

2cool4school

El'endia Starman

Say, what are ye guys' thoughts on a challenge like this? "Throw a runtime error unexpectedly." Pop-con, goal is to show an interesting, weird, or flat-out unexpected way to throw a runtime error. Like, you should read the code (plus explanation) and be like "Oh yeah, that should work." and then be surprised when it doesn't. (Standard loopholes disallowed, including underhanded methods.)

Dennis

@quartata Tokens are separated by any amount of whitespace.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^^

quartata

@Dennis gotcha

@El'endiaStarman I think this has already been done

Alex A.

12:48 AM

@Dennis I listen. <3

feersum

Yes, there are old questions named "What no error" and stuff.

El'endia Starman

@quartata Wouldn't surprise me.

quartata

@feersum Yeah, but that's for looking like it should throw an error but it doesn't

feersum

No doubt the reverse has been done too.

I know there are questions about throwing errors in weird ways.

quartata

@Alex A.♦ Welp. That was fun. — Fuzzyzilla 3 mins ago

feersum

12:51 AM

Like one had an answer about a stack overflow when Java called toString on an exception.

undergroundmonorail

i had a fun answer but the question was closed before i could post it :O

quartata

@undergroundmonorail He basically banned fun answers which was nice

El'endia Starman

@undergroundmonorail Post it here!

quartata

Then is surprised when it gets closed as too broad and complains

Well at least I got the Disciplined badge

undergroundmonorail

@El'endiaStarman ix.io/m1O

Alex A.

12:54 AM

@quartata hahahaha

quartata

@AlexA. i smell soiled baby diaper

Alex A.

uh what

quartata

@undergroundmonorail Interesting

El'endia Starman

> I guess I've forgotten how my interpreter works.

Welp! :P

undergroundmonorail

i'm not surprised that it crashes but i really thought it was going to crash in an entirely different way

quartata

12:55 AM

@AlexA. :P

El'endia Starman

I actually really like the "invalid" answer.

Calvin's Hobbies

Anyone have a link to the timeout limits for up/downvotes?

quartata

@El'endiaStarman My Chef one? Thanks.

BrainSteel

PSA: Barring sudden rampant negative feedback, I'll probably post this sandboxed challenge tomorrow night-ish.

El'endia Starman

@quartata ......actually, no, I meant @undergroundmonorail's, but yours was...cool.

quartata

12:56 AM

Oh.

The pb one is pretty neat too.

@BrainSteel ooh wus dis

BrainSteel

I'll run it through chat before then, too.

El'endia Starman

"Why does the empty program crash? It's because I disallowed spaces at the beginning of each line (they should be tabs). No, actually, it's because I assume lines have a non-zero length."

quartata

@El'endiaStarman Three main errors: surprise.. no wait four main errors

Alex A.

@PhiNotPi I'm considering signing up for your social network. What are your data retention and usage policies?

@BrainSteel <3

BrainSteel

@PhiNotPi Has a social network? What have I missed??

Alex A.

1:00 AM

It doesn't do anything yet.

It's just a sign up page that takes your email address.

quartata

@AlexA. Then sends it to Russian hackers

Alex A.

I knew it

undergroundmonorail

i would sign up for a social network that said "we'll keep all your data forever, but store it in a really inconvenient way so it's a pain in the ass for us to ever use it"

quartata

Don't click on any links from Pyapal.

BrainSteel

Where is this magical site?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:01 AM

www.free.com

quartata

example.com

BrainSteel

Neither of those things were useful. You'd think you could trust codegolfers.

Alex A.

2 hours ago, by PhiNotPi

My website is alive! (well, not really, but w/e) http://socnet-phinotpi.rhcloud.com/register.pl

quartata

@AlexA. Hey look .pl

Alex A.

@BrainSteel I have not once thought that

El'endia Starman

1:03 AM

@BrainSteel Trust code-golfers? Are you nuts?

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Alex A.

@quartata You and Phi are the only two people on the planet who like Perl.

BrainSteel

Yeah, yeah, I wasn't thinking when I said it.

quartata

21 hours ago, by quartata

How can you not trust someone with such an innocent face?

21 hours ago, by quartata

undergroundmonorail

i feel welcomed

Alex A.

Yep. That's all it is so far.

Calvin's Hobbies

1:04 AM

@quartata Generating this would be a neat challenge

BrainSteel

Phi has all of our passwords now

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies Mathematica would win easily though.

Alex A.

._. did you use the same password as for PPCG

quartata

Just use CellularAutomaton[

Calvin's Hobbies

But with the scrolling animation?

undergroundmonorail

1:05 AM

the only things i use regularly that have different passwords than ppcg are my bank and paypal

and they have the same one lmao

El'endia Starman

@BrainSteel <obligatory xkcd>

undergroundmonorail

oh wait no that's not true, i use a different password for neopets and it's by far the strongest one

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BrainSteel

@AlexA. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid!

quartata

@Calvin'sHobbies I think there is a builtin for that too.

Alex A.

@BrainSteel For the record, I don't think you're either.

BrainSteel

1:07 AM

Actually, my password for Phi's site is now several thousand times stronger than any password I've ever used. Phi should be honored.

isaacg

I feel like we should have a catalog tag

Is there a reason we don't?

Alex A.

It was discussed

BrainSteel

I remember a discussion about it.

Alex A.

And IIRC it was decided to be unnecessary

But I don't recall why

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

wait @PhiNotPi has a website? :D

isaacg

1:08 AM

I found myself wanting to search for them

BrainSteel

I think it's because they're really no different from any other challenge.

It would be nice to be able to search for catalogs, though.

isaacg

Hm

undergroundmonorail

i.imgur.com/uGFWVSt.png s/undergroundmonorail/Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ/

you've seen it all

quartata

Just was browsing meta and looking at a post about the "new user dilemma" when I found a link to this little gem

codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/26386/…

> The score, as always, shall be the number of upvotes.

> code-golf

Alex A.

@BrainSteel That's the purpose of Martin's meta post about catalogs. cc @isaacg

BrainSteel

1:10 AM

@undergroundmonorail ALL? You say that like it's not complex! The colors, the design choices... That rectangle has sharp corners. Have you even thought about the consequences of such things?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@undergroundmonorail Huh.

isaacg

I didn't know that existed, thanks.

Alex A.

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Q: Does PPCG fulfil a role as a catalogue for golfed solution of standard programming exercises?

Rosetta Code collects solutions to standard programming exercises in hundreds of programming languages. However, it focuses on "good" or idiomatic solutions in those languages. I'm not aware of a similar catalogue from a golfing perspective. Is PPCG capable of fulfilling that role? Do we have cha...

discussion code-golf

@isaacg See above ^

BrainSteel

Ah, yes. I remember now.

undergroundmonorail

@BrainSteel no you misunderstand, if there wasn't much to see i'd just say "you've seen it"

for a masterpiece like this i need to inform you that you've seen all those things

i wonder if i got an email

BrainSteel

1:11 AM

He hasn't seen the BRILLIANT title for the webpage. "Untitled Document" is so majestic.

undergroundmonorail

that's an excellent point

quartata

@BrainSteel Needs to be Untitled Masterpiece.

undergroundmonorail

my apologies

BrainSteel

Now we're cooking!

I don't remember my password to the email I gave him.

Alex A.

@undergroundmonorail According to CH it doesn't send one

undergroundmonorail

1:12 AM

i did ensure that i captured the fact that the site is slightly wider than the browser, and so there's a horizontal scrollbar that moves things over just a few pixels

Sorry Phi :(

Yeah, it's a WIP.

Wiggly Igloo Pal?

@AlexA. i can confirm this, despite not knowing what CH is

BrainSteel

Calvin

Alex A.

1:13 AM

Calvin's Hobbies

undergroundmonorail

i see

BrainSteel

It's rare that I get the ninja. I like this feeling.

PhiNotPi

It doesn't send out emails yet.

Also passwords are salted+hashed, so not totally insecure.

Alex A.

I prefer peppered and herbed

BrainSteel

Hash browns > herbs.

Alex A.

1:14 AM

Hash browns + herbs

BrainSteel

I'd like to see one of you foo's guess my 21-character password for Phi's site.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@PhiNotPi link to your website? :3

BrainSteel

Hell, I can't even remember it.

quartata

@BrainSteel 21 chars? I use like 30-40 chars for most stuff

I scoff at your tiny baby password

Alex A.

3 hours ago, by PhiNotPi

My website is alive! (well, not really, but w/e) http://socnet-phinotpi.rhcloud.com/register.pl

PhiNotPi

1:15 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ socnet-phinotpi.rhcloud.com/register.pl

such ninja

Alex A.

Ninjo'd

undergroundmonorail

i use 17 chars and even then a lot of sites cut off the last one

Alex A.

That's a ninja playing a banjo

quartata

@undergroundmonorail I hate sites that do that...

BrainSteel

Fine. As soon as @Phi implements a "forgot your password" button, I'm doubling it! HA!

undergroundmonorail

1:16 AM

my bank and paypal are 8 and my neopets password is 16 but it's an actual pseudorandom string rather than the words i use

BrainSteel

Wow.

undergroundmonorail

i'm starting to think i should not tell everyone these things i'm saying about my passwords

quartata

@undergroundmonorail cracked lel

BrainSteel

8 is a bit short for your bank account, haha.

Alex A.

^

BrainSteel

1:17 AM

I've known worse, though

feersum

I use different weak passwords for everything.

As long as you don't reuse, strong passwords are totally unnecessary.

undergroundmonorail

one day i'll go in and make everything more secure but i'm so lazy

BrainSteel

asdfghjkl is not a secure password. I know a girl who uses it for basically everything.

Alex A.

@feersum password1, password2, ...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@PhiNotPi

feersum

1:18 AM

@AlexA. I'd call that reuse.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Your website died

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undergroundmonorail

@BrainSteel it's even less secure than one might think considering someone other than her knows it

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ gg

undergroundmonorail

VAC

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Looks like it doesn't like small caps

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:18 AM

@AlexA. Yeah...

quartata

9 VAC bans on record last ban 0 days ago

BrainSteel

@undergroundmonorail Yeah... It was kind of obvious when she just stroked a finger across her keyboard what her password was.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@PhiNotPi ಠ_ಠ

undergroundmonorail

@BrainSteel oh god hahah, i thought she'd at least type it normally

quartata

@undergroundmonorail ...

I don't even know what to say about that

Alex A.

1:19 AM

@PhiNotPi UTF-8. Just sayin'.

feersum

Wow, already first bug report.

BrainSteel

@undergroundmonorail Nah, that would imply that I was paying some amount of attention. I try hard not to :P

PhiNotPi

I need to figure out how to UTF-8

undergroundmonorail

for a long time even i didn't know my password, because i switched from qwerty to dvorak but changed my password so i'd be pressing all the same keys

BrainSteel

@PhiNotPi Well, first swap the T and the F

undergroundmonorail

1:20 AM

but now i've memorized the string that corrosponds to

Alex A.

@PhiNotPi It would be easier if you weren't using Perl

Just sayin'

quartata

@AlexA. This is actually not true.

undergroundmonorail

in perl can't you just use utf-8;

Alex A.

@quartata It's true in that everything is easier when you don't use Perl.

undergroundmonorail

swap the t and the f first though

Seadrus

1:22 AM

goodbye wonderful people

quartata

@AlexA. perldoc.perl.org/Encode/Unicode.html

undergroundmonorail

later

quartata

@PhiNotPi help me fight off these perl-haters

Why is that getting stars he's not even right

BrainSteel

Yay, let's jump on the Perl-bashing train!

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quartata

@BrainSteel No

Alex A.

1:22 AM

@BrainSteel Yes

quartata

@AlexA. No

Alex A.

@quartata Yes

BrainSteel

Hey. I write code for giggles. I think that entitles me to having arbitrary opinions about languages I don't use.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@BrainSteel Yes

Anonymous

choo choo Perl-hating train has arrived at the station

Alex A.

1:24 AM

Definitely thought you said "Peter-hating train" and I was about to get real stern real quick.

quartata

@AlexA. N͏̦̞͖̗̩̲O̩

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata I sowee quartata

Anonymous

@AlexA. But, as always, you were wrong

quartata

ಠ______________________________________ಠ

Anonymous

I really need to add unicode support to Seriously

quartata

1:26 AM

LA͠Ŗ̖̝̣͈R̭̫̭̺̜̹Y̡͉̫ ̢W̠̲̮͞Ạ̝͕̱̬Ḽ̤̬̥̻͚́Ļ͕͔ ̲͍H̦̦͙̲͉̙̼E͕̗̟̞ ̵̱͙̮̙C̼͓͙̪̹͠OM͏̗E̮͚̹̞S͚̻͈̘̱̼

Alex A.

Go away, Larry Wall, you aren't wanted here.

quartata

'̤͉̰̥̘̜͙͢_̣̺̬̤͔r̤̺̘̥͇̺i*̱̲̦'͜ಠ̷͙̦̭̣̦_̫̕@͔͢\̫͇̻̘̖

'_ri*'ಠ_@\ '_ri*'ಠ_@\ '_ri*'ಠ_@\ t͏̝h̢͖̙ͅę̫̠̪ ̲͇̠͚̹͙ͅc͈̳͎e̠͞n҉̙t͓̠̮͈̹̳̻e̮̮̙̕ŕ̰̖͚ ̸̜̙̤̫̰̖͓c̷a̵̜̳͓̳͔̻n҉̪͉̮̯͙n̦̞̺̼̫̣͝o̞͔͍͡t̳̱̗̳͓̖͍ ̢̖͍̟͖̜ͅh̦̮̠̦͈̀o̩̭l̻ͅd͔͖̠ ̧͕͕t̩͖̲̦̣̮͜he̗͎͝ ̵ ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous

T̞̫͖̪̺̰͉ͯ͑̇̂̓̏h͈͍̺̉͜ì͖̗s̭̬͍̥͌ͅ ̬͍̥̫̹̓̂̃̊̾͐̍̕i̜̼͇̤͙ͯ̽̎̂̚s̝ ͖̰̣̫̙̺̩̆̈ͯͨͥ̄̑p̃ͤ͆̐̔͜r̻̙̓ͧ̓ͦ̑̌ͩo̠̺͎̹ͭ́ͥ͑͟b͎̤̗̺͚̎̌a̹̝̗̲̰̿̏̉ͥ̀ͅb͚̭̪̼̙̤̩̊l̮͚̼͊̄̈́ͦ̓̀‌̖̝y̾ ̴̥ͭ̂̍̀v̰̜̙̫́a̙̜̗ͨ̉ͤͭ͝l̴̖̂i̫͇͇̾̐ͦͭ̉͛͒ͅd̜͎͈̒̓́̇ ̰͉̺̱͔̤͍͜P̨̹ę̪̭̗̘͇́́ͤ͌̆̇ͅr̖̹̩̓́ͅl̮͉̭̩͗͒̇̀̽͐ͥ ̟̮̯͖̟̫ͫ̔̓͋ͩ̀͗c̓ͨͨo̔̌̄ͮͮ̚͠d͍ͣ͗́̄ḛͨ̔͘

SuperJedi224

Hello

quartata

@Mego YES IT IS

Unrecognized character \xCD; marked by <-- HERE after T<-- HERE near column 2 at t.pl line 1.

Awh

Anonymous

1:29 AM

quartata-is-wrong

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata You forgot the k. As in, \xKCD

quartata

@Mego VALID FOO CODE THOUGH

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Q: Write a Blade Templating Engine

Blade is a PHP templating engine. For this challenge, you only need to implement a modified version one feature -- text replacement. Challenge Description Given an input file and a map of keys to their replacements, write an interpreter that reads through the file to find double open braces ({{...

code-golf string parsing

phase

oh god what happened to chat

El'endia Starman

ALSO VALID LENGUENGE CODE.

quartata

I have a sudden urge to destroy this

Anonymous

1:30 AM

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̫̟̺͓̟̠͖_̖͚̭͈̹̜]͓'̥̲̬͙̣̟͎^̲̗̪͔͉̪̪'͔̲͖͓̙̘|̙͇"͔`̻͖͉͉̼̹&̦'͓͚)̘̰̮̝̞̹̝.̯(̬̲̖̺̞͔͎'[̻̤̘͖ͅ)͚)̫.̘̞̼̩̲͚[̪͔̱"̰[̝͖͖̗ͅ}͇̗͇͎̼(͖̻̰̭@,͕@̪͔͚̻@̱
̺͔̘̜{~͈̮͙͇/͍̫̮̩)̳͓,͖̩͈̟͕͓͉$͕̙̰̜̹̞}̮̗̮̙͓͕@{͈̟̖̠*̱̩͙*̦͙̻͈(͙͓̖͚̠̞!̺͈̯̱(̯̤͈̩̥^̭̣̲͇͍$͖̞͉̺͇̺&̪̳͙͉͎%̳͍{͕̙͈%̭̘̩̙̤̺{̪̹̣̙͔*[̳̲͖̮/̻,͓̻̜̖̮̦`,
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phase

ow my eyes

El'endia Starman

@Mego ChatJax made that look different than it would otherwise. :P

quartata

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Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Output in Foo.

Anonymous

What? It's just "Hello, World!" in P̸̨͈̭̼̣̳̙̠̮̲̻͓̜͎̝͚̟̗͒̒͛ͤͥ̃ͦ̋̈́̏͢ͅë̵̤̹̟̳͙̰̫̼́̇̅̓͂ͤ̄̈́͐ͪ̽͐ͮ̾͑̎̀̉̚͘͟͢ṟ̷̠̙̒̂ͧ̓̿̽̒̒͂̉̑‌̖͈͕̻͈͈̫̻̹l̸̇ͭ̊͌ͮ͆̊͑ͣ͗̽ͥ̿̉͂̚͘҉̯̜͍͕

phase

What if we fork git and make all the outputs be in zalgo

quartata

1:32 AM

> fork git

3

Anonymous

@quartata git fork git gud scrub

phase

git fork git.hub/git/fork

Alex A.

git spork

New Main Posts

0

Q: Write a Blade Templating Engine

Blade is a PHP templating engine. For this challenge, you only need to implement a modified version one feature -- text replacement. Challenge Description Given an input file and a map of keys to their replacements, write an interpreter that reads through the file to find double open braces ({{...

code-golf string parsing

phase

github.com/phase/o/issues/24#issuecomment-154899110

Anonymous

1:38 AM

@phase Simple, you just expand your character set

quartata

@Mego yes let's pull a gs2

Anonymous

Not using all 255 characters is a waste

Anonymous

@quartata Yeah I guess gs2 did that too

phase

I had an idea for a language like Piet that compiled to JVM bytecode

Anonymous

@phase You're grounded

phase

1:40 AM

github.com/phase/wxk I started on it last night, nothing done yet

Alex A.

@Mego Go to your room

Anonymous

@AlexA. You're not my dad, man

Anonymous

(also I'm in my room, checkmate birds)

Geobits

All of you go to your rooms. They all need a good cleaning, too. Get to it.

Alex A.

@Mego You're not my man, dad

@Geobits My room is spotless atm

Geobits

1:47 AM

You must have a different definition of spotless than usual. There is at least one spot, I promise.

Anonymous

@AlexA. You're not my... wait what

Alex A.

@Geobits My room is very clean.

Calvin's Hobbies

@AlexA. It's filled with donkey body parts

3

Geobits

Hmph. Ok, I guess you can get back to playing on your whatsicallit thing. Damn kids.

Alex A.

@Calvin'sHobbies What the hell

Geobits

1:50 AM

Oh look, my shadow is here >_>

Anonymous

@Calvin'sHobbies Assbutts?

Calvin's Hobbies

in PPCG Minecraft Server, Oct 21 at 23:29, by Alex A.

OH SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED REGGIE

Geobits

You killed a poor innocent donkey?

Hitchcock was right about you.

PhiNotPi

10/10 references

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Calvin'sHobbies NOT REGGIE

Calvin's Hobbies

1:52 AM

My latest challenge is not that interesting frankly, but I bet it get lots of traction due to the meta aspect.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Calvin'sHobbies Let's face it. Everything you post is upvoted ridiculously :P

5

Anonymous

@Calvin'sHobbies I like it, but I don't get the logic for the net votes

Calvin's Hobbies

@Mego Really? Just try it on some question

Anonymous

@Calvin'sHobbies brb downvoting all of yours

Calvin's Hobbies

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yeah but at least sometimes I deserve it ;)

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1:53 AM

5

Q: Stack Exchange Vote Simulator

Write a program or function that takes in a string only containing the characters ^ and v. Read from left to right this string represents the sequence of mouse clicks a single user made while viewing a Stack Exchange question or answer for the first time. Every ^ represents a click of the upvote...

code-golf arithmetic

2

Q: What am I even saying?

You're playing TF2, and you want to make a bot that will just put voice commands into the chat box. Typically, to "call" a voice command, one would press a key (Z, X, or C) and a number (1-8) to create an audio dialogue. Here are the text equivalents of the audios displayed when pressing these ke...

code-golf string kolmogorov-complexity

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Calvin'sHobbies I didn't say you didn't deserve it :P

Anonymous

Ohh I get it now

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Though...

^^^^

Calvin's Hobbies

Ouch

Anonymous

I didn't realize the net votes meant the user may have already voted on it

PhiNotPi

1:54 AM

I "fixed" the horizontal scrollbar on my website.

Calvin's Hobbies

@PhiNotPi Always my first concern on websites

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

WHY DOWNVOTER, WHY!?

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Not everything. Sorry Calvin ;)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits oh lol. He closed it himself

Calvin's Hobbies

It was unclear

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

1:58 AM

and @Geobits did you downvote my question per chance?

PhiNotPi

Wow, this is an unprecedented opportunity to delete-vote a CH question.

2

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I haven't even looked at the recent questions yet, been off pretty much all weekend. Link?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/63370/… @Geobits

Calvin's Hobbies

@Mego I found out that it will stop you from spamming vote changes too many times

6 mins ago, by New Main Posts

2

Q: What am I even saying?

You're playing TF2, and you want to make a bot that will just put voice commands into the chat box. Typically, to "call" a voice command, one would press a key (Z, X, or C) and a number (1-8) to create an audio dialogue. Here are the text equivalents of the audios displayed when pressing these ke...

code-golf string kolmogorov-complexity

Look up >.>

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