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6:01 PM
@EasterlyIrk if you want to be a room owner, anyone can create a new room...
 
Yeah, but I want to be a TNB one.
I am already room owner a couple of other places.
 
Anyone can create a new The Nineteenth Byte (although that would be confusing)
 
This was a pretty interesting read: A Game of Clones: Video Game Litigation Illustrated.
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@EasterlyIrk To be honest, from what I've seen, I think you're pretty unqualified to be a room owner in TNB.
 
I know.
 
Then why bother asking?
 
6:03 PM
@trichoplax I was going to say Marky can't, but apparently he got 20 more rep yesterday :/
 
@trichoplax The Twenty-Second Byte? okay.
 
@quartata It's not well-formalized, but the general idea is to generate a corrupted string of text. Given some text, insert errors into the program, e.g. (space) => 00100000 => random error => 00101000 => (
 
@Geobits Rep?? What and where has he been posting??
 
The Twenty-first Bite already exists.
 
@trichoplax He hasn't posted anything in a couple months. He just got a mysterious +20 yesterday. One upvote on each of two answers.
 
6:04 PM
@El'endiaStarman Unfortunately we're not allowed in there
 
@trichoplax I didn't make a typo. :P
Wait, yes I did.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Uh, that's definitely something it would be bad at.
 

 The Twenty-first Bite

When the sandwich is just too big. No mods allowed,
 
@Geobits That means im quite poor. I've only had one single donut so far.
 
@Geobits I guess someone linked from his profile
 
6:05 PM
@quartata Oh.
 
Actually
 
Does it have to be random?
If not it could just be a lookup table.
 
@El'endiaStarman I know the one you mean - but it's non-mod only
 
That's the idea.
I guess maybe "invert the Nth bit of each char in an input string" could be something too
 
6:06 PM
@trichoplax If he gets 14 more I'll teach him to downvote :D
 
I feel an evil laugh coming on
 
@El'endiaStarman Seems interesting, but not enough time to read right now=)
I came here because I have to work.
 
Bah. Good luck.
 
Thanks, I needit.
 
@flawr Something seems wrong about that, but I'm not sure what... :P
 
6:08 PM
Open for interpretations^^
 
@flawr that was a joke, right?
 
@flawr "Knee dit", like a dot on your knee?
 
@Downgoat sorry - I clicked the wrong link by mistake
 
Well I wanted to work, but some codegolf tabs wer still open.
 
Knead it, like making bread.
 
6:09 PM
Right now I'm in the process of closing those tabs, you understand?
But it seems this tab here requires quite some effort to be closed.
 
@Dennis Can you pull Cinnamon Gum again?
 
I've never tried closing this one...
 
Why would you want to?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That is the fun things about my dialect, as there is no official grammar you can write in whatever way you want. And usually we like sticking words to eachother.
It wouldbe quite funtodothat inenglish too.
 
@flawr Which dialect? :P
 
6:11 PM
Whybotherwithspacesatallthen?
 
becausepeoplesometimesgetmadaboutnospaces.screwthem.
 
@Geobits +1 this is not CR
 
Well there are gaps between somewords whenyouread them out loud.
 
" F u l l w i d t h " i s t h e b e s t .
 
Yay!​It​works​now!
 
6:12 PM
Mar 28 at 23:50, by Downgoat
@QPaysTaxes Welcome to Programming Puzzles and Code Golf! This website is tagged so you need to make your code as short as possible, you can start by removing all that horrible whitespace and making all variable named 1-char long.
 
Fullwidthlookslikeyou'reusingabrokentypewriter
 
anotherreasonisthatremovingspacessavesmemoryandthereforeenergy.sothisisaveryenvi‌​ronmentallygoodwayofcommunicating
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ thereforeyouare
 
Yup,​U+200B​ZERO​WIDTH​SPACE
 
6:13 PM
thenegativewspaceinlatex\!isstillunbeatable
iwishtehrewasanunicodecharacterfortaht
 
Telepathy is even more environmentally friendly, but people don't respond nearly as often when I use it.
 
(relevant)
 
@_@
What's the fastest way to approximate e^x without a power function?
(Stack-based language)
 
Write a power function?
 
6:15 PM
\o/ \o/ \o/ I just passed 20K network rep!
 
\o/
 
woo
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Taylor series. They do converge quite quickly.
 
@quartata Done.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ eee*e.... for a certain amount of time.
 
6:16 PM
@himarmjr I don't have e as a constant.
 
@Dennis Thanks
 
@flawr Oh, right, duh.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ for (var i = 0, n = e; i < N; i++) n *= e;
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ If you have 1/ln(2) as a constant you can do 2^(x * 1/ln(2))
 
6:17 PM
try 2
 
The 2^x can be done with bit operations
 
@Downgoat I don't have e
@quartata I can't use bits w/out implementing a bit processing system >_>
 
Here take this one: e
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I just mean stuff like & and bitshifts
 
6:17 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Math.E?
 
@quartata I'm amused by the thought that one might not have e, but would have 1/ln(2).
 
2 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
(Stack-based language)
^ means I'm programming in one
 
Oh.
I thought you were implementing one...
 
s/(/[tag:/
 
6:18 PM
How on earth don't you have power
 
s/)/]/
and ^^
leaves to go add power to FOG
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what language?
 
@quartata ^ is usually power, but it's a directional command. I just didn't care so much about it :P
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ D: >:U :'( 2/10 no JavaScript
 
@himarmjr Reng
 
pleaseeee tell me not fog.
 
6:19 PM
@Downgoat It's made in JS
 
Do you have floats?
 
oh good.
 
@quartata Yes!
 
oh, +1 10/10 \o/
 
Well bb everyone.
 
6:19 PM
I mean I don't see why you can't just have an approximation of e in your code and use a loop
 
Gotta work now.
 
bai
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ: If you don't even have exponentiation, you could, I suppose, use the infinite-sum-of-reciprocals-of-factorials definition of e.
 
@quartata ... I'm taking after you. I'm an idiot >_>
 
6:20 PM
roflmao
 
ok
 
Do you have sine or cosine?
 
@El'endiaStarman Factorial is about 20 bytes, so that's not an option
@El'endiaStarman No, but I should probably add some of these >_>
 
Suggestion: replace arrows on upvote/downvote buttons with ++ and --.
 
leaves to add factorial to fog
 
6:21 PM
@QPaysTaxes Christianity.SE.
 
@QPaysTaxes Christianity SE
 
@Cyoce 0/10 no c-based languages.
 
@quartata HA! :P
 
you just rekt each other
 
@El'endiaStarman My internet went out for a second
 
6:21 PM
@QPaysTaxes s/She/He/
 
aaaand we just rekt outselves...
 
@Cyoce they should be left as Upgoat and Downgoats
 
^
@quartata how many chatrooms are you in......
 
@himarmjr Suggestion: replace arrows on upvote/downvote buttons with ++ or -- if the score is greater than 150 bytes.
 
sure
 
6:22 PM
user image
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downgoat is best goat
 
"And my mates are all there trying to calm me down, 'cuz I'm shouting your name all over tooooooooooown"
 
@quartata
 
@Downgoat -1 for serifs.
 
Who wants to try xD?
 
6:22 PM
10/10 much rooms
 
@QPaysTaxes ;-; D': -2/10 much discrimination.
 
^
Q_Q
 
@himarmjr Who has that many rooms @_@
 
@zyabin101 Me.
 
@Downgoat -5 for goats
 
6:23 PM
@AshwinGupta ಠ╭╮ಠ
 
@AshwinGupta ^
 
@Downgoat lol
 
It's not that many chat rooms...
 
That was a joke, but I do love being the subject of goat-related hate.
 
@AshwinGupta you must be the downvoter on Upgoat Downgoat ¬_¬
 
6:24 PM
I mean, I'm active in all of them so it's not like it's a waste of sidebar space or anything
 
@quartata 31...............
 
@Downgoat I'll pretend I completly understood what you just said.
 
^^
@AshwinGupta ^
 
@Downgoat sure why not?
 
> I'm downgoating this post because I don't like goats no matter what direction they are facing.
;-;
 
6:25 PM
OH LOL
 
188
Q: Upgoat or Downgoat?

DowngoatGiven an image of a goat, your program should best try to identify whether the goat is upside down, or not. Examples These are examples of what the input may be. Not actual inputs Input: Output: Downgoat Spec Your program should be at most 30,000 bytes The input will contain the full goa...

 
^^^
 
I didn't actually do that
 
@Downgoat rofl two downvotes on the sandbox
 
@AshwinGupta ¬_¬
 
6:25 PM
I remember that xD
I upvoted see
 
......... Someone just downvoted it ಠ_______________________ಠ
 
@zyabin101 sandbox has only 1 downgoat.
@Downgoat NOT ME
 
@Downgoat I mean, what did you expect?
 
I just upgoated tho.
 
6:26 PM
@himarmjr ;-;
 
@AshwinGupta +2 for upvoting -1 for not upgoating
 
haha
 
@Downgoat screw autocorrect.
fixed now
 
6:27 PM
^
 
@Downgoat I can't believe... someone actually... wasted the time... to write this...
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D:
It doesn't actually just do goats.
 
fine
 
@AshwinGupta ;_; you are so mean...
 
it's awesome
 
6:28 PM
It redesigns the whole thing.
and turn on goats not boats
 
@Downgoat I know, its the adolescent hormones
JK tho, thats pretty cool. IDK how to write stuff like that. I'll install it
 
@Downgoat
iz on your post
 
Falling into a star...
How nasty
 
@himarmjr :D +10
 
:D thx +10 back
 
6:29 PM
@Downgoat its not letting me install tapermonkey, when I click the link it just does nothing.
 
What browser?
 
@AshwinGupta what browser are you using?
 
Chrome, I'll try the webstore
 
Click the black icon and click allow.
 
6:30 PM
DID YOU FREAKING CHANGE YOUR NAME
AGAIN
 
Oh okay
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ noo???
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ??
 
@Downgoat Not you :P
 
Try refreshing.
 
6:31 PM
@EasterlyIrk >_>
 
@muddyfish Best I've got is a turtle riding a deer :(
 
It did it automatically
 
I know
 
@Geobits what is better than a turtle riding a deer
 
Ive got a deer standing on a turtle
 
6:32 PM
how are you disappointed at that
 
@Downgoat ok installed taper money, now do I just copy/paste script?
 
@AshwinGupta click the intsall button on the post
 
Got you thanks
 
lol
 
@Downgoat @TheDogetor found you....
 
nice
 
Yeah!
I did it
:D
 
@Geobits At least you have something flying there :P
 
Yea, that's new. Wasn't there this morning.
 
@Downgoat you should probably accept the mathematica answer to the downgoat/upgoat challenge.
Or get moar goats.
 
6:34 PM
My garden: standing desks. As in, standing on desks.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ sowee
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you should answer moar challenges in FOG.
 
@EasterlyIrk it's okai :)
@EasterlyIrk Can't, am at school
 
@Sp3000 Looks like you're cloning people in there. Nicely done.
 
Yeah, but when you get home....
 
@Sp3000 AAAAAH! Megan clone!
 
6:36 PM
@EasterlyIrk Maybe :3
 
:3 :3 :3 :3
also
10/10 grumpy elvis ferret!
 
                      Ma    De    Do    Al    Di    Ph    Me    El
MartinButtner   Ma   0.0  66.2  61.4  29.8  15.5  11.0   5.4   3.8
Dennis          De  74.6   0.0  59.8  27.8  16.3  10.0   4.2   3.0
Doorknob        Do  73.4  63.5   0.0  23.4  15.7   9.9   4.8   3.8
AlexA           Al  64.9  53.8  42.7   0.0  11.1  10.5   9.9   6.4
DigitalTrauma   Di  51.3  47.8  43.4  16.8   0.0  18.6  10.6   6.2
PhiNotPi        Ph  47.7  38.4  36.0  20.9  24.4   0.0  20.9  11.6
Mego            Me  37.7  26.4  28.3  32.1  22.6  34.0   0.0  18.9
Number N at (Row A, Column B) means that N% of people who selected candidate A also selected candidate B.
 
majik graphs
 
@PhiNotPi Shouldn't the diagonal be 100?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I just left out the diagonals because I decided that they were implied.
 
6:40 PM
@PhiNotPi Just wondering ^_^
 
0
Q: Fastest code to find the nth Prime

wizzwizz4Given input n, find the nth prime number in the shortest time possible, where a prime number is defined as having exactly two factors, i.e. 1 and itself. I will run each piece of code for 65536 milliseconds. I will start at input 1, and keep doubling the input until a piece of code does not run ...

 
Guys does cx_freeze work with mac?
 
does anyone know how to center something in CSS?
 
Who recomended me to use cx_freeze the other day?
allignment:center
 
@Downgoat Horizontally or vertically? :P (one's harder than the other)
 
6:44 PM
style = "allignment:center"
something like that ^^
 
@Sp3000 vertically
 
oh nvm IDK then
 
CSS is a bitch when it comes to centering...
 
@Downgoat I think I've used three different tricks for that...
 
@Downgoat Step 1: Cry.
 
6:44 PM
@QPaysTaxes LOL
 
Just google until you get something that works. :P
 
guys cx_freeze mac version or no?
 
@Sp3000 alaready finished that step
 
@Downgoat Step 2: goto step 1.
 
@AshwinGupta yes
 
6:45 PM
@Downgoat which download is it?
 
;-;
 
Seriously, every time I need to vertically center something I spend half an hour Googling for things that work
 
@Downgoat I only see MS windows and Python WHeel?
 
@AshwinGupta try Mac Paint or JavaScript WHeel
 
@Downgoat ok, we got it TY
My friend just installed it I believe
Lol
 
Mar 14 at 0:19, by Vihan
whoever made HTML/CSS needs to be whacked with a whale...
 
Looks like music notes but all messed up. Ma, a deer, a female deer. De, a long long way to ruuuun.
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6:48 PM
@PhiNotPi ^^^^
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

mbomb007Create an Autostereogram (Optical Illusion w/ Hidden 3D Shape) An autostereogram is a type of optical illusion requiring the viewer to, simply put, change distance at which your eyes are trying to view the image. In order to see the hidden image rather than just a nonsensical two-dimensional ima...

 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Me gusta.
 
@El'endiaStarman Is that Spanish?
"If"? If what?
Moi aussi, mais j'ai un (keyboard) Français
clavier?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ piano?
 
computer keyboard
 
6:51 PM
oh
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ s/de //
 
> PhiNotPhi, Mega
 
@Downgoat Ah right
You speak Italian at home?
 
@QPaysTaxes no hablo espangol
 
6:52 PM
cool!
 
how many of you are byteophobes?
 
@orlp what is a byteophones
@QPaysTaxes byteo === hone
 
@orlp google.ru/search?q=byteophobia returns 1500 results.
 
@orlp I am. I always eat things whole
 
> Fraidy Cat Computer Mug Dataphobia Byteophobia
 
6:55 PM
I have claustrophobia
BTW, did anyone get chat ownership after that weird thing that happend a while ago?
 
@Solver yes, no one
 
:P
 
@QPaysTaxes +1
 
@QPaysTaxes Actually, it's been closed. I don't really know why; the commenters went from "I think this is different enough" to "[username] voted to close".
 

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