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3:00 PM
@Sterno You could probably make a script that'll edit all your message with @OrigamiRobot in them to @butterscotch.
@3ventic then it would not be a true simulation of euro trucks
@Wipqozn too lazy
Butts. I missed a Dark Souls discussion? :(
@Sterno you could also say driving a bus isn't a true simulation of euro trucks, but it happens
And why would I want to play Euro Truck Simulator if not for the ultra-realistic simulation of Euro Trucks?
3:01 PM
@Fluttershy Yes. We saw you coming so quickly changed topics.
@Sterno You could become apro expert at parking, like @badp did.
@Wipqozn :( So meab
Well... I beat Artorias and Kalameet. Next up is Manus, and that'll wrap up the DLC for me. Then it's on to Seath!
@Fluttershy I remember that Manus had quite some nasty/cheap moves.
@kalina Worse than @Butterscotch.
@Fluttershy Seath is a wimpy little girl dragon
@Sterno I thought Priscilla was the girl dragon.
3:13 PM
I can't figure out why this has two votes as a dupe of this
I haven't played the game, but those seem completely different.
@Yuki A cross-breed. Seth is supposedly the father.
@Sterno I can think of two things. The first is someone misreading the question. The second is that the answer has something to do with having not unlocked them yet, and the voter knows this but doesn't understand how we dupe vote.
the third option is we're missing something.
Oh, the person who commented just flaggedit.
Maybe they derped or something, and people in the review queue just aren't bothering to actually check the original question.
that does happen. people cast a dup vote on something without bothering to actually check just because someone says it's a dup.
@Wipqozn @galacticninja & @kalina are the review voters. Ask them, I guess.
@Wipqozn That is my suspicion as well. And I only linked it to passive-aggressively bitch about it. YARRR
@Ullallulloo I'm not sure why you are pinging them.
3:18 PM
Maybe my New Year's Resolution should be to never be aggressive, and only be passive-aggressive. Because that's less bad, right?
I don't actually look at the review queue, so maybe it has some info there.
@Wipqozn They're the two reviewers who voted to close.
I didn't know that existed.
Me either.
one of the votes got reversed.
I bet that'swhat happened.
Being too hasty on the close vote.
3:19 PM
@Mana yes
The review queue could do a better job presenting information for dupe votes
@Sterno It's not the fault of the review queue if users aren't looking at the orignial questions.
@kalina is not currently present enough to deal with your criticism, please take your criticism and set fire to it in her absence.
3:21 PM
I've never bothered with the review queues since I prefer just looking at the full questions and answrs. I like having the full context of everything.
@kalina So in other words you were too hasty. Got it. You lose.
Score one for the tortoise and the old guy.
Actually, until just now I didn't notice there was a "duplicate" tab. I thought you had to go click on the dupe manually and read it through the main site
@Wipqozn I admitted nothing
@kalina If you had a good reason for closing you'd be in here defending yourself. We know you too well @kalina.
You'd be all like "you guys are dumb poops. This is why it should be closed."
I tentatively blame reviewing on mobile using the desktop site because Stack Exchange doesn't cater for mobile on that part of the site
SE doesn't care for mobile on most of the site
3:23 PM
"Because Mobile" does seem like a good get out of jail free card.
@3ventic That's because mobile sites are usually bad forever and always.
Seriously. The screen size of most mobile devices are just way too small to be able to make anything good on them.
I swear, most of my time spent in the flag queue is responding with "This is an invalid flag"
So there's no point putting in a bunch of effort when something is going to just be bad no matter how hard you try.
Successful mobile site: take desktop site, replace images where possible, make fixed elements static
Most of the time that will be better than anything else you can come up with
Responsive Web design (RWD) is a Web design approach aimed at crafting sites to provide an optimal viewing experience—easy reading and navigation with a minimum of resizing, panning, and scrolling—across a wide range of devices (from mobile phones to desktop computer monitors). A site designed with RWD adapts the layout to the viewing environment by using fluid, proportion-based grids, flexible images, and CSS3 media queries, an extension of the @media rule. * The fluid grid concept calls for page element sizing to be in relative units like percentages, rather than absolute units like pix...
Responsive web design notices you're on mobile and responds with a middle finger.
3:26 PM
@kalina Yes, but that doesn't solve the core problem: mobile device screen size is just too small.
@Wipqozn my mobile device has seven inches of screen
That's why you can zoom
I've seen penis that is smaller than that
I honestly didn't laugh
I try not to look at penis.
we went there
3:27 PM
yes we did
let's go there again
what do we do now
6 out of 7 "Not an answer" flags I just reviewed I deemed invalid. :(
Sterno, why is your hat intruding on my personal chat space?
this is making me really uncomfortable.
@kalina Well, that was a weird tangent.
@Mana we wait. We've been waiting for 75 days and we'll wait for hundreds more.
And then we'll stop waiting. Forever.
3:29 PM
@Mana Because it can!
@Sterno I just deemed all of your invalid flags as invalid
Dec 17 at 12:40, by Sterno
I like the frost hat because you can position it pretty ridiculously high. And hats are best when they're annoying other people.
It's best
when I have a message
that spans
multiple lines
like this one
your hat is hiding my name
sets fire to @Sterno
stop being so old
hey kal
@kalina The unimportant letters of it
3:31 PM
how's it going
how rude
every letter has equal importance
hey @man
it's not going bad, how's it going for you?
it's alright
winter vacation is nice
okay @ina
oh cool
@man ping bombs
I was wondering why we were out of @Mana.
3:32 PM
@Mana It's going good for me too. Thanks for asking!
Oh wait, you didn't!
leaves chat forever
@Wipqozn What a poop.
Haha, who cares about Wipqozn?
looks at transcript
shakes head
@Mana I care.
3:33 PM
Wipqozn 2011-2013 NEVAR 4GET
I'm just going to spend all of my time with @kal here.
I am the best person on the bridge to spend all of your time with
I see how it is.
(, ), also known as (), is the Hindu goddess associated with empowerment, shakti. The name Kali comes from kāla, which means black, time, death, lord of death, Shiva. Since Shiva is called Kāla—the eternal time—Kālī, his consort, also means "Time" or "Death" (as in time has come). Hence, Kāli is the Goddess of Time and Change. Although sometimes presented as dark and violent, her earliest incarnation as a figure of annihilation of evil forces still has some influence. Various Shakta Hindu cosmologies, as well as Shākta Tantric beliefs, worship her as the ultimate reality or Brahma...
It all makes sense now.
oh my god.
3:34 PM
@kalina I was going to try saying something funny here, but I can't think of a way to word it to prevent perverts from interpreting it as innuendo.
deities are off-topic
bans @kali
I need to decide on lunch. How unfair.
@badp HOW RUDE
today I woke up early and took apart part of my car
On one hand, I could get sushi. More expensive, and requires driving, but then I have sushi. I could also just go to the grocery store. Cheapest option, but requires driving. I could also go to the caf. Medium price option, and also the easiest.
and then replaced it with parts from another car
and now it doesn't rattle
3:35 PM
Ugh. I can't decide between the in-movie version of Go The Distance and Michael Bolton's end credits version. Help me, @AshleyNunn.
@Wipqozn Pizza. Delivered.
@Sterno but I don't want pizza
16 secs ago, by Sterno
@Wipqozn Pizza. Delivered.
@Wipqozn SPACECAKES, driving and time become irrelevant
@Wipqozn Pasta
3:36 PM
@Wipqozn ?????!!!!
16 secs ago, by Wipqozn
@Sterno but I don't want pizza
@badp That's an option.
I kind of feel like chicken fingers and fries.
You must be out of your mind.
@Wipqozn What you want is irrelevant.
Or some sort of rice and chicken combination.
@Wipqozn chickens don't have fingers
3:36 PM
@5pike Oh...
@kalina Will I get in trouble if I google SPACECAKES while at work?
@OrigamiRobot yes
Maybe I'll check out the lunch specials in the caf before deciding.
cakes made with marijuana in them
@OrigamiRobot most likely very much, yes.
3:37 PM
Q: Is my flag review notification bugged?

FluttershyFor the past few days now, I've noticed that my flag counter next to the review queue hasn't been functioning properly. Currently, it's showing there are 5 flags awaiting review: However, when I view the flags, I'm only shown 1 or 2. Upon flagging/reviewing those 1 or 2 things, the counter woul...

@OrigamiRobot It's only slightly worse than angel cake.
This is still driving me insane.
If I never return, then tell @OrigamiRobot I love him.
@badp angel cake is completely safe for work
@kalina Nah, not really.
3:38 PM
@Wipqozn As though you needed to tell me.
@FEichinger If it never appears on your monitor how can it be unsafe for work?
angel cakes are perfectly safe for work
@FEichinger's interpretation of angel cakes should be kept private
unless you have pictures, I mean.
@kalina Psh! You're responsible for that.
3:39 PM
I left these to finish downloading overnight.
Anything but.
Thx steam.
I guess Steam decided it didn't want to download them once I left.
Anything butt.
It is not possible to be more innocent than I am
@OrigamiRobot Everything butt.
3:40 PM
@kalina I am far more innocent than you.
@kalina It's very much possible.
It is in fact so possible, that it is more unlikely to be less innocent that you are.
Q: Mods wont work on 1.5.2 please help

AfroFishMe and a friend adding some mods using forge to 1.5.2. The mods were working perfectly but we couldn't get multiplayer to work. Eventually we got it working using Hamachi and so have created a new world but the mods aren't working. I build anyone of the new recipes added by the mod and it show...

@Lazers Oh for heaven's sake, not again ...
3:42 PM
we should blacklist the minecraft tag when a question is asked that also includes the mod tag
New Deal: Fields of War Mech Shooter Action for Windows, Mac and Linux! http://goo.gl/fb/tjEAh #indiegamestand
@kalina Yes
Just woke up. Landlord gets here in about an hour. Time to hide all the shit I've broken.
"I'm sorry, this question has been asked too many times... see one of these nine thousand questions for an answer:"
Okay, not lunch room.
I think I'll do sushi.
3:43 PM
@Wipqozn sushi is eugh
@Wipqozn No, pizza.
@Lazers which mods, for heaven's sake!! details!
@ElfSlice Christmas is over. It is time to rename.
@ElfSlice that's the most bland picture of fighting mechs I've seen in my life.
@5pike no, sushi.
3:43 PM
@Braiam our mods (badp, ravendreamer, agent86, mana, etc) do not work on Minecraft 1.5.2 - please help!
@Mana Yeah, I dunno, the screenshots don't really grab me
7 mins ago, by 5pike
@Wipqozn What you want is irrelevant.
@5pike Sushi is always better than pizza.
@Sterno I have to wait till Jan 12
pizza is always better than every other food option
3:44 PM
Or I could ask @Mana to rename me I guess
@kalina come on, you missed two mods, Juan and Oak
@Mana to be honest, you're lucky I put Oak in there
Pizza is the best food, because you can just put anything on it.
it's hard to remember the names of all of these people who are barely present
3:45 PM
@kalina I haven't seen oak in like a billion years
@Sterno Elves don't just exist around christmas.
Also, Agent86
@ElfSlice you have never seen Oak... in your life...
He should just change his avatar to something fantasy.
oh, damn, I forgot agent86
3:45 PM
@Wipqozn Elves don't just exist.
@kalina More importantly, @Mana forgot @Agent86.
it's fine, I fixed it
what are you talking about
@Sterno it's fine, his edit is still wrong
3:46 PM
@Mana Can you rename me back to GnomeSlice? Christmas is over
he just fixed it
And I hate waiting for the rules
@ElfSlice no
@Mana ok
3:46 PM
this is what you all deserve for making stupid festive names
@kalina Still didn't work.
@Wipqozn I'm sad you're back. I was looking forward to telling @OrigamiRobot that you love him.
@Sterno You can tell him anyways.
@Wipqozn it isn't poignant unless you're dead
I don't suppose you could...?
3:48 PM
@OrigamiRobot guess what, @Wipqozn said you can have all of his rep
@Sterno Well, I am having sushi. Maybe the food won't be prepared properly and I'll die.
@kal Well, now that was just rude.
@pow not as rude as you
3:49 PM
@Wipqozn I'll cross my fingers.
@Sterno Here's hoping!
did you know that three letter pinging mana results in a ping to manish also?
I am making progress in Fire emblem.
all the @man
the starred list today is really making me feel the love.
@Frank Right, I need to getback to that...
and EOU...
and kid icarus..
3:50 PM
The Bridge: it's less about reality than about perception here
And I am not a fan of the mobile interface.
fails to come up with a festive-themed punny renaming of @Mana
@Frank Everyone else loves it.
@badp SecretOfChristmas.
Being at work when everyone else is still on vacation makes productivity difficult.
3:51 PM
Mana is short for SecretOfMana, so I say we are allowed to use the full name.
So @mana can just rename himself Christmas.
@Sterno you're at work?
Or Santa! SecretOfSanta!
I am indeed at work.
3:52 PM
um. no.
@badp that's terrible.
@Sterno TRWTF is what is the "work" your are doing...
3:53 PM
@Sterno It does?
"You should never, ever deal with timezones, if you can help it" hah
@Powerlord One guy broke the build before he left and I'm not sure how to fix that mess.
I can actually get work done without a dozen meetings interrupting me!
Q: A way to increase tile working range

PenguinAgenAll cities have a maximum tile working radius of 3. I sometimes want to try a game with just a few enormous cities. Is there any way of modding the game so that that constant is changed? And if there is could someone tell me where to find such a mod or where to change the game files to make one m...

Q: What are these eyeball statues everywhere?

Mechanical LoonThroughout the game, there are small statues with eyeballs on them. If you inspect it, Navi says something about a fairy being inside. If you whack it with your sword, it shows you the current time. Is there something else these are useful for?

I am already excellent at avoiding meetings and ending them early.
3:54 PM
My mother just came and told me that some of our close family friends (and they also happen to be my godparents) are getting divorced.
That's... really shitty news...
@ElfSlice sorry to hear that
@badp You only adopted the mana, I was born in it, moulded by it
@Mana Yeah, me too.
@kalina Wow, you turned your back on him so fast after he announced his retirement. It's okay, it was fake. You can love him again.
3:55 PM
@Sterno I have never even heard one of his so called songs
@ElfSlice :(
@kalina I suddenly have an idea for another New Year's Resolution
@Sterno stop being so old?
@kalina I'm exactly the right amount of old.
from your perspective perhaps
It's the only one I care about.
3:56 PM
@Sterno agreeing with me was too much?
@Sterno Does that mean you are now too old since it's been a couple seconds since you were the right amount of old?
You are in fact, so far past your "useful until" date that you should just curl up in a corner
and decompose
@Frank Yes
your face already looks like it's decomposing anyway
@Yuki Nope. I am always exactly the right amount of old.
3:58 PM
so guys
that racing driver that survived formula 1 is in a coma after skiing
@kalina So it seems.

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