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2:00 AM
@EasterlyIrk LOL
 
@Geobits that is just really fast?
@AshwinGupta ikr
 
@Downgoat feature request: fix the background its really distruptive
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@Maltysen ok, will add checkbox
 
You guys know of any place where I can host an HTML and JS file for free? Then when the people link to the html file it views and runs the js?
 
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ I MOONED!
 
2:00 AM
angelfire.com
 
@EasterlyIrk Ooh, mgvez.github.io/jsorrery is really cool (though I see no moons)
 
@AshwinGupta heroku
 
@Geobits ill check it out ty
 
@AshwinGupta jsfiddle
 
2:01 AM
Oh JSFIDDLE!
I totally forgot about that
 
> JDFIDDL
 
I used that a few times
@Downgoat Well excuse me, we can't all be perfect goats like you...
 
@HelkaHomba yeah I was too busy looking at that to see the ping. :P
 
@AshwinGupta post an answer to stackoverflow with a stack snippe
 
BAI for DINNER
 
2:02 AM
Wait, wait. No, seriously. Use angelfire. It's like geocities. Awesome stuff.
 
@AshwinGupta haha, I'm horrible at spelling, too :P
 
@Downgoat Even I know that's a joke :D
 
:^)
 
@Downgoat Hm. I see no perv things there.
 
Is that live? I don't wanna refresh unless I can moon right.
 
2:03 AM
Fixed the problem by separately calculating and updating the positions
@Geobits yeah
@AshwinGupta ??
 
@Downgoat TIL moons can pass through the sun. :P
 
@Dennis So what's the procedure for getting a language added to tryitonline.net? I'd love for Pip to have an online interpreter.
 
@EasterlyIrk yeah... I need to add collision detection sometime
but collision detection = slow
 
My moon is misbehaving :(
 
@EasterlyIrk dammit moon moon
 
2:04 AM
my moons are just orbiting sun
 
@Geobits what does it do?
 
(using all default settings)
 
Planet at max mass/radius/distance, delta 26. Moon at default settings, just orbits the sun a bit further out than the planet.
 
@DLosc I believe the procedure is chanting an incantation to Dennis the lord of the site
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@HelkaHomba that is not right :/
 
2:05 AM
@HelkaHomba yahh
 
oh shit
 
bob and bob jr are having fun tho!
yes, bob jr.
 
nice names
 
Thought about himarm and himarm jr though.
 
moons are stupid
 
2:06 AM
Not as good as 'j' and 'Moon 1'
 
or goatsy and lil' goatsy
 
@EasterlyIrk s/Thought about/tot abot/
 
goatse?
 
@Geobits dang, you got me there.
@Geobits um no.
 
@aditsu O domine Dennis... adde meam linguam... por favor!
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2:07 AM
BAI for DINNER for REAL!
 
@EasterlyIrk that's exactly what I named my planets when I tried his program yesterday :D
 
Umm... obvious rickroll is obvious :P
 
@EasterlyIrk /defcon = rickroll?
 
I also named one foo and the other bar.
 
@DLosc it probably works better if you ping him
 
2:08 AM
:29179921 ??
why do you hate the Downgoat ;_;
 
I clicked on your rickroll :(
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@AshwinGupta @EasterlyIrk =/= Downgoat
 
@aditsu If it got ten or so stars it probably wouldn't need a ping ;)
 
Don't worry, Ill get you back
 
@aditsu I did, didn't I? 0.o
 
2:09 AM
@Geobits yeah that would work too
 
@DLosc Does Pip have file I/O, internet access or the ability to execute arbitrary Python code?
 
@DLosc you pinged me
 
crap
 
How do I do links?
 
@AshwinGupta [text](url)
 
2:09 AM
ty
 
@Downgoat Your moon is flipping you off.
 
._.
 
@Dennis None of the above (yet). It does use command-line arguments and flags pretty heavily.
@aditsu I meant in my original chat message. Anyways, it worked. ^^
 
@QPaysTaxes woop
 
2:12 AM
@DLosc I'm asking because that would be a security issue with my current setup. (Sandboxing is almost ready, but there are still a few issues.) I'll add it later tonight.
 
Okay, clearly I didn't get anyone :(
 
Oh, I think I got moons working for once.
 
Sweet! Then I can post fancy "Try it here" links in my answers too. :)
 
^ Look how many moons the sun has :)
 
Shoot that looks sick
More 3d then it did yesterday
 
2:13 AM
[feature-request] This, but in 3d
 
well I mean the orbits
 
@Geobits I wish. I cannot maths 3d
 
I want planets orbiting in perpendicular planes though.
@Downgoat People usually use libraries for these kinds of things ;)
 
@DLosc Try it online! preferably. ;)
 
if I make it 3D the sim won't be the only thing as hot as a star
@QPaysTaxes math is not that hard, it's the rendering
 
2:15 AM
I don't think this would melt my cpu in 3d.
 
@Geobits all the current libraries are crap
 
Then use future ones.
 
@Geobits it's running in JavaScript...
 
Oh, right. Javascript.
 
@Dennis Yes, of course. ;) ¡Muchas gracias!
 
2:16 AM
@QPaysTaxes I would need to add shading, navigation, etc.
 
@Downgoat do it with webgl
 
@aditsu WebGL is still pretty slow
 
@Downgoat shading? why?
 
@Geobits then it wouldn't look 3d?
 
@Dennis ... Because it's fun? (Hablo un poquito.)
 
2:17 AM
Ok JSfiddle is not going to work
 
It's not like the current 2d setup is high-end graphics.
 
the html window is way to small
Besides I want it to be easy for people to see
 
@AshwinGupta you can always host it yourself
 
@QPaysTaxes Ah, like this? I just got used to @-referencing whoever I wanted to talk to. Oops.
 
@Downgoat yeah but I'd have to pay wouldn't I?
 
2:19 AM
@AshwinGupta no, because you are hosting it yourself
@QPaysTaxes a spare computer. I self-host my website (pls no DDOS)
 
@QPaysTaxes My desktop hosts files just fine.
 
Well, TBH, I have no idea how I would go about doing that.
I don't even have a domain.
@QPaysTaxes same, this isn't even my computer
 
@AshwinGupta x10 hosting?
 
@QPaysTaxes how? When its on github it only shows you src code?
 
You can get a crappy domain at noip (or others like it) if you want a free one.
 
2:21 AM
@QPaysTaxes oh shoot, just did. Is it free?
Sick
TY
 
@Downgoat Did I just miss a ಠ_ಠ fest?
 
@Phrancis yees ಠ_ಠ :P
 
@QPaysTaxes Hey!
 
@Phrancis though my ಠ_ಠ was regarding this:
43 mins ago, by Downgoat
in The 2nd Monitor, Apr 4 at 17:58, by Phrancis
I removed from it; I'm guessing roomba will take care of removing the tag?
why would you delete code-golf ;_;
 
@QPaysTaxes working on it now, I think this is what I was lookin for
 
2:22 AM
@Downgoat Because it doesn't really make sense as a tag on CR
 
Because code golf is relevant to us
 
I didn't, I was summoned here ;D
 
Code golf belongs on PPCG, not on Code Review
 
^^
 
2:24 AM
but what if I wanted a code-golf review?
those aren't on-topic on PPCG
 
@AlexA. This is relevant to my interests. Also, did you know you can make $17294756 a month working from home???
 
@Downgoat Nor are they on Code Review.
 
so they should be on-topic somewhere
 
@Geobits r u nigerian prints?
 
@Dennis [snif] It's beautiful!
 
2:25 AM
@Downgoat We have the tag for a reason
 
@QPaysTaxes wait, I created the gh-pages branch, but it has this weird automatically generated home page. How can I make my html file the page of the website
 
@AlexA. so it is on-topic on PPCG?
 
@AlexA. fo nau yes. soon i king uv all lite tuches
 
@Dennis GTFO wat
 
Replace what with what tho?
 
2:26 AM
@Downgoat What's the actual question?
 
Oh got you, so I replace the index.html with my file?
 
@AlexA. are code-golf views on topic on PPCG?
 
cool
Do I have to name my file index.html? Or if I delete that one and put in mines will it auto run the html?
 
@Downgoat No, I mean what's the question you're wondering would be on topic here?
 
@DLosc :) If something doesn't work as intended or if I should pull a never version, just ping me.
 
2:27 AM
What exactly is a code golf review?
 
is it short? (yes) you're good. (no) let's golf it.
 
@Geobits getting code-reviews but asking how you can golf your code better
 
If it's just "can I squeeze some more out of this", then it's been done here before.
 
It's about abusing the features of the language
 
@Downgoat isn't that inferred in like every answer ever
 
2:28 AM
Btw, sorry for all the really stupid questions, consider me a dummy in these subjects. All my code expirence is self taught through this one java book and the codeacademy.com javascript tutorial so I honestly don't know lol.
 
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Q: How can I shorten this python code analyzing a 3d grid?

Byte CommanderMy Python 3 function golf(...) should take a list of lists of lists of strings representing a solid cube and return whether there are any places in which two equal strings are directly next to each other on the x, y or z axis (not diagonally). If there are no adjacent duplicates, True shall be re...

 
@AshwinGupta I'm self-taught. Autodidactism is a noble attribute.
 
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Q: Need help golfing Python 3 code to calculate volume & surface of spheroids in <150 bytes

Byte CommanderI want to write a function golf(C, A) that takes the height (C = 2*c) and the width (A = 2*a) of an oblate (left image) or prolate (right image) spheroid or a sphere as parameters and returns the volume V and the surface area S of the shape as tuple. The output must be rounded to two decimal plac...

 
@AshwinGupta best way to learn programming is through SO imo
 
etc
 
2:29 AM
ok
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Not googling that word right now or anything
 
self-teaching
;)
 
@Geobits Making your code as elusive and incomprehensible as possible, while still accomplishing the task, I guess?
 
@Downgoat Oh of course I used SO, I forgot about that. And the javadoc, and tutorials point. Internet resources too
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ figured as much ;D
 
@AshwinGupta Googling that definition instead of asking is very appropriate ;)
 
2:29 AM
@AshwinGupta :D
 
True.
shoot, I just deleted my file LOL
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A more concise definition can be found here
 
@Phrancis Pfft. Nobody cares if it's elusive or incomprehensible if it isn't short :P
 
@AshwinGupta Star of shame
 
2:30 AM
:(
 
no saints amongst programmers
 
I will get you conor and downgoat..
you mean high-schoolers
 
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
 
Ninja-Lenny-Edit
 
U guys seniors, juniors, freshmen?
 
2:31 AM
#FRESHMAN
 
#OLD-ISH
 
I'll be freshmen next year.
cool
 
:D it'll be fun
 
I'm roughly a junior plus a sophomore.
 
Ok gtg, will be back after dinner
 
2:32 AM
a junimore?
 
@Geobits + 20yrs ;)
 
@QPaysTaxes I like to think they cancel each other out.
@Quill No, I mean a junior's age plus a sophomore's age. I was being serious.
 
@Geobits sounds like starcrossed love
 
Yea, it's a real Capulet/Montague scenario.
 
Did I just miss an ASL-fest?
 
2:34 AM
American Sign Language?
 
Age-Sex-Location
(old IRC acronym, I guess)
 
All of the PII are belong to me
 
15, no, and here.
 
If you mean giving vague approximation of age, then yes. You missed it.
 
bird/( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/tree
 
2:36 AM
@Dennis How many comments have you received about Jelly answers being "XX bytes in UTF-(8|16)"? I feel like I see them on almost every answer o_o
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Like counting the grains of sand at the beach, this is a most fruitless endeavor.
 
@Geobits Cross-diagonalization!
Or, in my case, cross-driagonalization
 
I almost wish I knew what that had to do with what I said, but then again...
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Waaay too many...
 
@Geobits sorry, am tired
@Dennis Maybe there should be a notice in the FAQ/site orientation that there exists different code pages used throughout the site.
 
2:40 AM
Math problem: Are there any three numbers A,B,C such that:
A = 1 + min(A-B+C, 2B)
A = min(A-2B, B+C)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Or I could just stop forgetting to link to the code page. :P
 
@PhiNotPi no
 
-1 didn't show work
 
that's what I was thinking
 
2:49 AM
A = B = 2 = C = 0
 
@Geobits You sound like my professors when I would guess on exams.
 
down goat vote
 
@Phrancis you are slowly being assimilated
 
@Downgoat yah
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Wouldn't that mean A = 1 + min(0,4), so not A = 2 ?
 
2:51 AM
@Geobits Yeah, but more directly, 2 = C = 0.
 
Missed that there was an equals instead of a comma there ;)
 
@PhiNotPi Where did this come from, btw?
 
A pdf just listed these numbers with absolutely no description....
 
^ yes
 
2:52 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I swear, I didn't do it
 
@Phrancis if you insist ;)
 
Does anyone know what/who "EM Bary" is?
 
Random fact of the day: "Phrancis" = "Pin Crash" In C Sharp
 
@AlexA. bit.ly link? Rickroll?
 
2:55 AM
no
 
@Downgoat I still can't kill the background
 
@Maltysen stab it harder and twist
 
@Maltysen oh, yeah, sorry. I didn't care enough to fix it
will do now
 
@AlexA. of course it's rick roll ;0
 
2:56 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bai
 
wait!
 
@Downgoat wait are you rendering the background into the canvas?
 
user image
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@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^
 
@EasterlyIrk :D
 
2:57 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh, damn you got me D:
 
Is Geobits a bot?
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What if it's short but can still be shorter?
 
@Phrancis yes
 
@Phrancis yes.
 
2:57 AM
@Downgoat ahahaha
 
Shit! He found me out!
 
RUN GEOBITS AND TAKE YOUR MINIBITS WITH YOU
 
@AlexA. You could fix this by admitting that you're wrong. If Geobits is an evil AI like we always suspected, the paradox should destroy him. — mbomb007 Oct 19 '15 at 20:23
 
@Geobits we know Marky became sentient and took over your brain and is now using your account for evil
 
@mbomb007 But now you've said that, Geobits can create some form of loop counter to prevent infinite paradox evaluation. — wizzwizz4 Oct 23 '15 at 11:50
^^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ WHY
 
@Geobits LET US BE YOUR FRIEND
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wtf dude
too much rick tonight
bai having more rand al'thor
 
Humans can't be friends with bots. It just never ends well. Trust me.
 
@Downgoat nvm I figured out how to killer it
hooray for dev tools
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I will not fall for this twice
 
(mainly because humans are evil)
 
2:58 AM
@Downgoat ;)
 
BAI for the night guys!
 
BAI
 
ohai @Phrancis
 
and bai @Phrancis
and bai @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
 
2:59 AM
@Downgoat feature request: make the sun an animated spinning thing
 
bai @QPaysTaxes
 

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