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11:00 PM
@RolandiXor good cat?
 
Needs moar cats.
 
@KazWolfe yesh
 
@Zacharee1 i need eye bleach
 
@NathanOsman needs moar wolves
 
@edwinksl I got that by Googling eye bleach
 
11:00 PM
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permission to add !!/eyebleach to WolfBot, and deploy it here?
 
no
 
O.o
 
@Zacharee1 you don't have a blue name. you have no power.
 
@KazWolfe Yas.
 
11:01 PM
@KazWolfe "Ask Ubuntu is moderated by you"
 
@NathanOsman you're not a site mod.
 
Internet is like ancient Egypt - walls and cat worshiping
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@Zacharee1 And I say I can.
 
and I say no
 
@KazWolfe sssssssshhhhhhh!
 
11:03 PM
not like its a secret
 
Now it isn't.
:D
 
So . . . since I'm incapable of finding any interesting questions lately, I'll go back to digging old text-processing questions and making a bootable USB for my friend
 
@Serg use:
 
Gosh, it's good to have friends who use Ubuntu . . .even if her kernel is panicking
 
@Serg "what am I doing?? What's this device? How do I load this driver!?! AAAAH"
 
11:05 PM
I do the will of the user. The question is... which user?
 
@Zacharee1 I've no idea who that pink beaver and weasel cross-breed is
 
@RolandiXor you
 
Nathan Osman? Or myself :>
 
@Serg It's apparently called Rufus and it's from Kim-Possible
 
That Rufus isn't Ruffy at all , lol
 
11:06 PM
wat
TNB has a written chattiquette. In AUGR it's almost rude to not be irrelevant and spammy.
 
That's because we're civil.
(Right? Right?)
 
das right
 
TNB doesn't listen to their chatiquette, does it?
 
What is TNB?
 
I don't know. I don't hang out there.
 
11:11 PM
Teenage Ninja Beavers
 
@RolandiXor the next byte.
It's another chat room.
 
close enough
 
The Nineteenth Byte
 
^
plebs
@KazWolfe oh it does
 
@KazWolfe that's what I meant.
 
11:12 PM
@NathanOsman on AU?
 
@RolandiXor it's codegolf
 
No, on SE chat.
 
@Zacharee1 never heard of it O_o
 

 The Nineteenth Byte

General discussion for codegolf.stackexchange.com | Guidelines: ...
 
11:14 PM
If you're feeling golfy , I feel bad for you son, I got nineteen bytes, but 20th ain't one
 
Let's take it over! :P
 
@Serg ............
 
I'm a mod, but that chattiquette would drive me batty.
 
@Zacharee1 it's just a warm up, baybeh, fish puns might be coming next
 
oh dear
 
11:16 PM
What can you make with 8 raspberry pi's ?
Octo-pi
 
oh no local mods!
@Serg that's not a fish
 
True, I sea your concern
 
that's not fish either
 
@Serg 4 cores x 8 pis is 32 cores.
That's a mini-Xeon you got there.
 
11:18 PM
@KazWolfe WINDOWS VERSION
 
Except ARM.
 
Frankly, I've still no clue what to do with just one Pi that I have
 
eat it
 
Hopefully by the end of 2017 I'll figure out a few projects to tackle
@Zacharee1 I don't think PCBs digest that well in my delicate stomach
 
i was thinking of a few pi projects, but they're too trivial to go buy a pi
 
11:19 PM
@Serg remote control appliances.
@Serg #DatSiliconBorateTho
 
@Serg What about that legendary Slavic strength?
 
@NathanOsman yeah, I was thinking of getting that solid state relay and make a light switch , because I'm too lazy to get up and turn it off myself
@Zacharee1 That slavic strength only translates to Vodka . . .
 
hue
 
Also, PSA: drinking half bottle of vodka and going to work full day in restaurant ( like 12 hours) is bad idea. Don't try this at home . . . or elsewhere either
 
@Serg have you seen the "You see Ivan" memes?
@Serg I don't think I would try working in a restaurant at home anyway
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11:22 PM
irl pic of @RolandiXor --^
 
Flake.
 
@Serg laziness is the mother of all innovation.
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@Zacharee1 nice , never seen it before
@NathanOsman starred because it's true
 
@NathanOsman no it's the grandmother; mother of necessity
 
11:23 PM
@Serg are you russian?
 
Also , boredom
 
@KazWolfe Ukrainian
 
@Zacharee1 that's taking a while...
 
@Zacharee1 necessity, schmessity.
 
@RolandiXor loaded for me
 
11:24 PM
@KazWolfe I'm Ukrainian, but since most folks aren't skilled at geography . . . I'd say it's close enough
 
Also, lol, one of my Chinese friends, with whom i was friends for years, just yesterday found out I'm Ukrainian and not American
 
lol
 
@Serg do ukrainians drink as much vodka as russians? til.
 
@KazWolfe Ukraine was part of the USSR for a while you know
 
11:26 PM
i do know.
 
@KazWolfe well . . .lets just put it this way: on my last visit to Ukraine , which was for like a month or something, I've spend more than 60 % of the time drinking . . .
 
o_O
that could literally be every waking hour
 
oh my god. "you see ivan" is literal gold
 
uh huh
@RolandiXor your tricks don't work on me
I have a dark theme muahahaha
 
@Zacharee1 I have a better one but I can't find it
 
11:29 PM
 
fun fact. This is the Fallout 3 tram, open in GECK:
 
My 2 fav cousins were visiting and another one, so we had a bottle of whiskey between 4 of us, then we also went to get Becherovka, which is like Czech herbal alcohol. Ooooh, that was baaad combo.
 
can this be SE's new loading GIF?
 
no.
too colorful.
and complex.
 
@Zacharee1 it's not orange-white-black though
 
11:31 PM
sounds like your worst nightmare, huh @KazWolfe
@Serg We can recolor
 
I win.
 
lol
 
11:34 PM
Nothing beats a Russian push-up.
 
@NathanOsman да
 
?
 
@NathanOsman hax
 
Error: Could not load. (ERR_USER_FACE_TOO_UGLY)
 
11:36 PM
@KazWolfe looks like your message didn't load
 
Loading indicates that something is in progress. Let's show them the Gnome desktop.
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@NathanOsman ouch!
 
nathan is definitely on the anti-gnome train
 
@edwinksl what makes you say that?
 
11:38 PM
@Zacharee1 -1 needs undecahedron
 
@NathanOsman go edit one in
 
@Zacharee1 that's your job.
 
wat
 
did i stutter?
 
yes
I got this error where there should've been a message:
> Error: Could not load. (ERR_USER_FACE_TOO_UGLY)
weird
 
11:41 PM
 
rip
 
rip
 
@Zacharee1 oh, that's an easy one. look better, and it'll work
 
@KazWolfe that's a source sided error
 
11:42 PM
reacting to the client.
 
Hmmmm, how does one explain to a person that their email might look slightly spammy and go into "spam" folder of the receiver ?
 
@KazWolfe it's the server trying desperately to spare the internet from its owner
 
no, that's a 4xx error.
 
Gotta run fam
See you later
 
11:43 PM
@Serg Your email gets picked up by email spam filters. You should probably take this stuff out:
 
@RolandiXor where to? we'll follow
 
@KazWolfe 404 dignity not found?
 
@RolandiXor kthxbai
 
@Serg btw before I go, tell them straight up!
 
"straight up"
 
11:43 PM
lol
 
@NathanOsman squiggly up?
 
Sure.
 
@RolandiXor "straight up" to a non-technical person, plus a Ukrainian/Russian parent - that doesn't always work out well
 
I'm so incredibly bored right now.
 
@NathanOsman eat
 
11:45 PM
OK, scratch the non-technical part . . . my father can rebuild cars, like, from scratch, but when it comes to computers . . . oh,boy
 
@Zacharee1 did
 
hmm
minecraft?
 
@Serg to each their own but aren't modern cars basically computers with wheels?
 
how to tell if a computer belongs to someone in devops: how dirty is the keyboard?
 
@KazWolfe nope. Check for stickers.
@Zacharee1 on a 5" screen?
 
11:47 PM
food in the keyboard is a much better indicator.
 
@NathanOsman @KazWolfe nope and nope. Check for presence of an IDE or a terminal, and desktop littered with scripts. Also potential coffee spills
 
@KazWolfe eating over a keyboard is a big no-no.
 
Instead, eat in front of the keyboard.
Then your clothes catch all the crumbs.
 
@NathanOsman wat
 
11:49 PM
@Zacharee1 I'm in a chair with my phone.
 
Also, if you wear hoodie with hood in front of you, that a nice crumbs collector
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@NathanOsman y
 
@Serg better wear one of those hoodies which you can zip up to the very top and eat inside.
 
@Zacharee1 hospital.
 
11:51 PM
so... much... cheeto... dust.
 
@Zacharee1 Too much info, remember HIPPA compliance
 
wat
 
@Zacharee1 family member is ill.
 
@NathanOsman :(
 
@NathanOsman hack all the opium pumps and make those guys feel good...
 
11:54 PM
o_O
 
(no, of course not :-/ )
 
@ByteCommander you see, when it's not illegal, we call it morphine
 
good evening
 
yevening
 
still the same.
 
11:57 PM
hue
 
man, think about a knackered person
I'm more
 
about wat?
 
surfed like 4:30 hours straight, my body is full of rashes
 
@ByteCommander drunk
 
11:58 PM
aha
 
not rly
 
my back feels like I dragged a car
 
@ByteCommander tired
 
i no speak americano
 
it's british
@IanC fun
 
11:59 PM
Doesn't sound too good, Ian. Put some ointment there
 
I looked online, never used this word before :p
 
@Serg rub some bacon on it
 
@Serg I'm wearing some baby white ointment
 
@Zacharee1 erm no.
 
hope it's good by tomorrow
 
@Zacharee1 steals pig from a farm and starts rubbing against it
 
@IanC was it a fun time other than that?
 

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