The DMZ

kalina

14:00

You're never going to live this up

Coz we'll never settle down

Then we'll all just run around

and burn you

Xander

@RoraΖ google.com/…

David Freitag

@Xander Technically everything is a flammable projectile.

kalina

@DavidFreitag everything?

silverpenguin

@kalina guess you dont like a bit of rick astley

RoraΖ

@DavidFreitag everything??

Xander

14:01

@DavidFreitag But not everything is an inflammable projectile.

kalina

@silverpenguin did you not just see what I did?

@silverpenguin re-read those four lines in tune

RoraΖ

@Xander Yeah I'm not good at words

silverpenguin

@kalina I do :P I know :P

David Freitag

Never gonna burn
Never gonna burn
Never gonna burn you down

silverpenguin

@kalina dont .....dont you want me? you know i cant believe you when you say you dont like this manatee

dont you want me ooooooohhhh

kalina

14:02

@silverpenguin no

David Freitag

@RoraΖ Everything has a point of ignition, it just depends on what temperature.

silverpenguin

@kalina have you ever worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

kalina

It's much too late to find - when you think you've changed your mind...

You'd better change it back or we'll all be sorry

silverpenguin

@kalina :D knew you liked a bit of 80s

kalina

I don't

silverpenguin

14:04

@kalina damn, well atleast its burned into your memory

kalina

burned is the right word

silverpenguin

like the mental image of @Simon sitting on a toilet eating a banana while staring at you in the eyes

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M'vy

did something got flagged?

silverpenguin

what nu why ? who BURN THEM IN TO CHEESE

Matthew

@M'vy Didn't see anything...

David Freitag

14:08

Welp incoming modswarm

M'vy

4 blue joined

5 now

David Freitag

Hello gents, (and ladies), please review the room description ->

3

Matthew

Hi mods! What you doing here?

kalina

why are there so many blues all of a sudden?

did I miss flags?

who got flagged?

what did I miss

SEJPM

mod invasion? :O

Matthew

14:08

@kalina We don't know...

kalina

OH MY GOSH SO MUCH EXCITEMENT

...

silverpenguin

pick up your pitch forks lets drive them out !

David Freitag

#DaysOfOurDMZ

kalina

I can't believe I missed a flag

silverpenguin

mods aint welcome in these parts chews tobacco

Matthew

14:09

Did someone close the secret mod only room, and we've been picked as the new one?

silverpenguin

maybe they just think i am really cool?

David Freitag

Well I don't see any removed's so someone must've flagged an old comment.

kalina

this is an interesting selection of moderators

most of these don't usually turn up here for flags

Matthew

@DavidFreitag Didn't see the usual blue number turn up in the corner...

kalina

I wonder if somebody just mentioned shogs conversion in TL and they all joined instead of looking at the transcript

David Freitag

14:10

@kalina Yeah that's because you usually snipe it immediately (presumably)

diagprov

@Matthew It's still there :)

David Freitag

@kalina I bet someone did.

kalina

@DavidFreitag pls, I validate all flags

David Freitag

@kalina Yeah, so nobody else has to come in here, I understand.

If you're looking throught the transcript to see what happened, start here: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/28651901#28651901

silverpenguin

MODS STATE YOUR BUSINESS

kalina

14:12

@silverpenguin you're*

LOL

Journeyman Geek

NONE OF YOURS.

M'vy

@silverpenguin way to make friends

kalina

who needs moderators as friends

Journeyman Geek

(Oh hi.)

silverpenguin

@M'vy I just feel like they are staring at us :<

kalina

14:12

o

David Freitag

@M'vy Manatee's are extremely territorial animals.

Matthew

Nooo, we're losing them! Quick! 10ccs of adrenaline!

Iszi

@kalina Probably not the best way to avoid a mod flood. Far as we know, too many validated flags can still bring them.

SEJPM

everybody leaving again, strange

kalina

who needs moderators as friends (except @JourneymanGeek and @RoryAlsop)

better?

Iszi

14:13

@kalina No love for the Tigger?

SEJPM

@Matthew or just a simple flag

kalina

@Iszi absolutely zero

AviD

heeeeyyyy ;-( sadface

kalina

no hate either, so... not all that bad

David Freitag

@Iszi Kalina? Love for Tigger? Bahahahahahaha

AviD

14:13

@DavidFreitag * Furry Porn

David Freitag

@AviD Woah, hey, whatever you're into, man

kalina

@AviD "I put on my pikachu costume and..."

David Freitag

@kalina DANCE

Shog9

waffles

David Freitag

hahahaha

kalina

14:15

@Shog9 interesting

@Shog9 by the way, is it worth a meta post to point out that linking /info is oneboxed as a room link?

Shog9

that's intentional

kalina

it is?

Rory Alsop

:-)

kalina

very well

Shog9

Sure, just ask cky in that room I posted.

kalina

14:17

that sounds like a trap

Shog9

he knows...

Iszi

@Shog9 LOL is this some sort of April Fools thing?

Few of us just jumped over into that room and now someone there thinks there was a flag too.

David Freitag

@Iszi I thought your face was the april fools thing this year?

Iszi

@DavidFreitag No, it's @Simon's mom. Always @Simon's mom.

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David Freitag

@Iszi No, that makes no sense, who is she going to fool?

diagprov

14:20

@Iszi I think it might be. On the transcript a bunch of people are saying "woah why is everyone coming in here?".

Mark Buffalo

pinknews.co.uk/2016/03/31/…

Execute gays because twitter is making too many homosexuals? wat.jpg

Iszi

It's actually amusing to be on the other end here. Just watching people freak about the "mod flood".

SEJPM

@diagprov permalink pls?

ArtOfCode

Happy April Fools, all. You've correctly twigged... mods are playing a prank. Now, if anyone would like to join us, this is the next target:

English Language & Usage: Multi-Layer…

Not for the faint of heart or those easily triggered by Englis...

3

44

Rory Alsop

Silence is golden - remember

no speaking...

ArtOfCode

14:22

Flood in, stay quiet.

David Freitag

@ArtOfCode I'm going to be honest, it's not a very good prank.

AviD

@ArtOfCode wait, really?

@DavidFreitag yeah, that.

ArtOfCode

@AviD yep - go read TL

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag I like it

ArtOfCode

Great fun :)

Iszi

14:23

@ArtOfCode Brilliant! I love it!

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Heh, it's just the sort of silly you're into :b

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag simple, inoffensive :-)

M'vy

@DavidFreitag well, usually flags here == drama ... so easily spotted

silverpenguin

@ArtOfCode psstt make me a mod, because I said please....please ... GIVE ME POWER

Iszi

@ArtOfCode Man, now I want that diamond more. Y'all are so much cooler than I knew!

silverpenguin

14:24

@Iszi cooler? dont go throwing that word around, this might actually be the opposite

David Freitag

@Iszi :|

ArtOfCode

@Iszi Pretty sure we're nerdy enough to have been planning this for the past half year.

Iszi

@ArtOfCode I hope someone's capturing the reactions in a compilation or something.

ArtOfCode

I might have to

Simon

@ArtOfCode Aprill Fools sucks which means that anybody taking part in April Fools activities sucks.

Therefore, mods suck.

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David Freitag

14:25

rekt

Mark Buffalo

@ArtOfCode Uh, what?

AviD

@Iszi someone is, but... I can't tell you where

silverpenguin

ignore @Simon he is on a diet, diets make him grouchy

Iszi

@ArtOfCode Ok, I gotta wonder... are the local mods just trying to feed the frenzy there, or are they oblivious?

M'vy

@ArtOfCode half a year ? I feel disappointed

Journeyman Geek

14:26

@Iszi who's ya calling local ;)

ArtOfCode

@Iszi We've moved way on :)

AviD

@ArtOfCode thats not something to be proud of.

Iszi

@JourneymanGeek terdon

David Freitag

@ArtOfCode Well I hope you guys have fun... That's all that matters, right?

AviD

And I'm pretty sure @Iszi was being sarcastic.

silverpenguin

14:26

has anyone realised a large portion of stars in a day are ripping into @Simon ?

Journeyman Geek

ahh

@silverpenguin nope

totally never noticed

Iszi

@silverpenguin Yeah, it's one of the auto-star rules.

David Freitag

@AviD At least I hope so...

AviD

so's that

Iszi

@AviD Right, mentioning stars. Almost forgot.

Rory Alsop

14:28

anyone wants to continue - the Bridge is the current target...

AviD

sssshhhh

Simon

Oh sorry, we're not mods, we cannot participate.

Scrubs.

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Oh that's gonna be a good one

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Link? Think it got dropped from my favs.

Rory Alsop

The Bridge

General Arqade Chat. We tried to leave once, but the door lock...

5

@Simon you can

AviD

14:29

I am tempted to flag @Simon.

4

Rory Alsop

right - has to be one to ruin it

Simon

Bahahahaha.

David Freitag

@AviD Do it.

SmokeDispenser

@Shog9, so is you dropping in here a regular thing now?;)

Iszi

@Simon needs to die now.

AviD

14:30

@SmokeDispenser especially if we keep pinging @Shog9.

kalina

ew, the bridge

Rory Alsop

@Iszi you're a room owner...

David Freitag

@Simon ruined it?

Good job @Simon.

Simon

Thanks.

Apparently, they don't like it when I pull an April Fools on their own April Fools.

How odd.

Shog9

The Bridge is the happiest place on earth. You're just bringing 'em down

kalina

14:31

@Shog9 hardly.

ArtOfCode

there's this thing called "not spoiling other people's fun"

Mark Buffalo

These phishers are getting dumber

Simon

There's also one called "mod abuse"

AviD

@Simon I'm not sure you understand what that means

kalina

@ArtOfCode what, I stayed quiet, don't judge us all by the actions of @Simon else we're doomed...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

David Freitag

14:32

@ArtOfCode I agree, @Simon should be punished. I'll get my whip.

ArtOfCode

well then

kalina

he'll enjoy that

Mark Buffalo

"Thank you for applying to this job. Please view the attached questionaire"

Simon

Paint me in red and paint me in orange.

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Okay, I'm taking that as room consensus.

kalina

14:32

who do you think you are, @AviD?

Mark Buffalo

I haven't applied to any jobs. Dumb bastard

David Freitag

LOL

Mark Buffalo

I'm going to fuck with him

AviD

@Iszi uhh no...

Rory Alsop

@MarkBuffalo sounds like worst phish ever

David Freitag

14:32

@Iszi Breakin' in the new set of boots eh?

AviD

@kalina hey, I just use timeouts.

Journeyman Geek

3

kalina

@AviD (ab)use

Rory Alsop

@JourneymanGeek cat-5 o nine tails?

Journeyman Geek

yup

classic ;)

Mark Buffalo

14:33

"Good morning. Thank you for applying on indeed. Please send me your updated resume and take a second to fill out the short questionnaire.

I would like to schedule a time to speak about the position you applied for, are you available later today?"

Simon

pls

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek Yup, and I also made a ball gag out of the plastic bags those came in

Mark Buffalo

Again, I didn't apply

Iszi

Welcome back.

Mark Buffalo

Gonna see what's in the attachment when I get home

kalina

14:33

@Simon if I were room owner, I'd never kick you

@MarkBuffalo some serious funk

David Freitag

@kalina That's no fun

It's been so long since he was last kicked anyway.

SmokeDispenser

@AviD well, @s<tab> no longer select @Simon all the time, so Shog might get used to pings;)

kalina

@DavidFreitag kicking != fun

Mark Buffalo

I hope it's a legitimate phish so I can torment him mercilessly

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo you are more interested in your spam than your actual emails aren't you xD

Iszi

14:34

Seriously @Simon... Not only did you spoil one prank. You've probably ruled this room out (and any other room you're ever in) from being let in on any future ones.

David Freitag

@kalina Only if you're the one getting kicked

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin yeah

I used to get coded emails from Russia

Image steganography

M'vy

NSA thing I guess

Mark Buffalo

Dumb shit. I would spent hours trying to figure stuff out

kalina

@MarkBuffalo flagged

silverpenguin

14:35

@MarkBuffalo whhaatt? I wana know more

Journeyman Geek

@MarkBuffalo and then it turns out, it was someone pictures of Richard?

Mark Buffalo

Yeah they were random pictures of mail order brides.... but there was steganography going on

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo what was hidden :D

kalina

@MarkBuffalo is that how you met your wife?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina bahahahahhaa

No

SmokeDispenser

14:36

in The Bridge, 32 secs ago, by Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley Someone let @simon out of his cage and all the mods are hunting him.

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kalina

@MarkBuffalo you don't seem very confident

SmokeDispenser

muwhaha.

David Freitag

baibai @Simon, it was nice knowing you

Simon

rip #me

David Freitag

Also, re yesterday's conversation. I did some thinking about that. I bet it's @AviD that's the "top user" and his password is really "#AviDIsTheBest"

Mark Buffalo

14:39

@kalina I met her when trying to learn Chinese. We've been friends for uh, many years. And married for 3

AviD

@DavidFreitag what are we talking about?

Arperum

@DavidFreitag And he has a sign hanging on the outside of his pyramid that tells the password?

SmokeDispenser

@DavidFreitag our friendly, dark-capped, userbanning visitor said not a mod.

David Freitag

@AviD Never you mind.

@SmokeDispenser When?

@Arperum Nah, he knows that one by heart :P

SmokeDispenser

@DavidFreitag yesterday. will run a searck, wait

Arperum

14:41

@DavidFreitag Yea, but there was also the analogy with leaving your key with the neighbours. So it was out in the open.

Simon

Silly ovid and his pyramid.

David Freitag

@Arperum You missed that analogy completely.

@SmokeDispenser Don't worry, I was only kidding.

Arperum

@DavidFreitag No, I didn't. It's just that it doesn't exactly fit for the situation I just described.

kalina

@MarkBuffalo sounds like misdirection

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo what was hidden within them though? within the pictures

SmokeDispenser

14:43

@DavidFreitag good. I'm bad running searches.

kalina

@SmokeDispenser "run a search" ? you're writing a gui application in visual basic to see if you can find an IP?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina true

SmokeDispenser

@kalina wat

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin @Simon's mom

diagprov

@SmokeDispenser NCIS

silverpenguin

14:45

@MarkBuffalo thats a big picture

SmokeDispenser

@diagprov Oh, did I quote someone by accident?

Simon

@RoryAlsop @AviD STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE FROM OTHER ROOMS

WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO

SmokeDispenser

@Simon bawahaha

diagprov

@SmokeDispenser Oh no, it's CSI, my bad

GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI

►

kalina

@diagprov CSI

Mark Buffalo

14:46

@diagprov lmfao

SmokeDispenser

Ah, never watched that really

diagprov

NCIS was this one

NCIS 2 IDIOTS 1 KEYBOARD

►

kalina

with two people we can defend the network twice as fast

well thanks @Simon, you got us excluded from flooding activities with your big mouth

which is ludicrous because we're the most awesome people on the network.

next time just... stuff it full of donut

(the confectionery, not your significant other)

Mark Buffalo

Sweet. Microsoft Word stuck on an infinite loop

kalina

or... well... I suppose your significant other

silverpenguin

14:50

the biggest dream of a 197cm man... finding a box he can hit in and move around like solid snake

Simon

@kalina One has to think outside of the box to start a revolution.

kalina

@Simon revolution? We don't need no stinkin' revolution

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin weirdo

Simon

You could just track which new rooms they're into anyway.

kalina

@Iszi BORING

Simon

14:51

OMG SPOILERS

kalina

stop posting the same image over and over again

be original dammit

#isziforworstroomowner

Iszi

@kalina I didn't. I just posted a quote of someone who did.

kalina

@Iszi your loophole is insufficient to excuse your behavior

Simon

Remember when our local mods used to not cheat on us?

David Freitag

1 hour ago, by David Freitag

Simon

14:52

I certainly do.

Mark Buffalo

Man my shoes areally killing me

Simon

@RoryAlsop @AviD I'M BREAKING UP WITH BOTH OF YOU

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Oh, my bad.

Mark Buffalo

They're so tiny

Need to buy new ones.....

kalina

@Simon you mean like @RoryAlsop who is moderator of basically half of stack exchange and isn't loyal to us at all?

silverpenguin

14:53

@MarkBuffalo you know you are jelly.... im considering waiting inside the box untill my boss comes back and jumping out

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Because your feet are so big?

kalina

and @AviD who wouldn't even be able to spell loyal

Simon

@kalina That's a detail, I know that deep down we're his main pony.

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Are you trying to tell us something we didn't want to know?

kalina

@Simon maybe you

Simon

14:53

maybe me

kalina

I'd bet that your donut is the wearer of the pants in your relationship

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin, naptime. go on, mock now. but you keep mocking and keep being tired.

Simon

lolnaps

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser you're old

AviD

@kalina loyale

Mark Buffalo

14:55

@Iszi uh, what? I am wearing a pair of older shoes

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser still old

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin and you're always tired. maybe you need naps too? you're old!

Mark Buffalo

Size 14.5. My toes are jammed against the ends, and squished by the sides

Iszi

2 mins ago, by Mark Buffalo

They're so tiny

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser stop napping you are clearly short on time

Mark Buffalo

14:55

@Iszi lulz

AviD

have a great weekend, y'all. try not to kill anybody or burn anything down.

Mark Buffalo

I think these are size 48 or 49 euro

@AviD you too, homie

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo im 16 american :(

AviD

@MarkBuffalo oi! I am completely straight

NOT that there is anything wrong with that

silverpenguin

@AviD as in straight in the other direction ?

Mark Buffalo

14:57

@AviD ...homie means brother, friend, etc. I didn't say homo

David Freitag

@AviD Homie is US slang for "Bro", or "Brother", or "My friend"

Probably not just US tho

Mark Buffalo

Wow this company is awesome

We have discount partnerships with every major company here.

....60 month car loan, 0% APR

Daaaamn

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