The DMZ

"Good morning. Thank you for applying on indeed. Please send me your updated resume and take a second to fill out the short questionnaire.

I would like to schedule a time to speak about the position you applied for, are you available later today?"

Simon

pls

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek Yup, and I also made a ball gag out of the plastic bags those came in

Mark Buffalo

Again, I didn't apply

Iszi

Welcome back.

Mark Buffalo

Gonna see what's in the attachment when I get home

kalina

2:33 PM

@Simon if I were room owner, I'd never kick you

@MarkBuffalo some serious funk

David Freitag

@kalina That's no fun

It's been so long since he was last kicked anyway.

SmokeDispenser

@AviD well, @s<tab> no longer select @Simon all the time, so Shog might get used to pings;)

kalina

@DavidFreitag kicking != fun

Mark Buffalo

I hope it's a legitimate phish so I can torment him mercilessly

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo you are more interested in your spam than your actual emails aren't you xD

Iszi

2:34 PM

Seriously @Simon... Not only did you spoil one prank. You've probably ruled this room out (and any other room you're ever in) from being let in on any future ones.

David Freitag

@kalina Only if you're the one getting kicked

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin yeah

I used to get coded emails from Russia

Image steganography

M'vy

NSA thing I guess

Mark Buffalo

Dumb shit. I would spent hours trying to figure stuff out

kalina

@MarkBuffalo flagged

silverpenguin

2:35 PM

@MarkBuffalo whhaatt? I wana know more

Journeyman Geek

@MarkBuffalo and then it turns out, it was someone pictures of Richard?

Mark Buffalo

Yeah they were random pictures of mail order brides.... but there was steganography going on

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo what was hidden :D

kalina

@MarkBuffalo is that how you met your wife?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina bahahahahhaa

No

SmokeDispenser

2:36 PM

in The Bridge, 32 secs ago, by Kevin van der Velden

@MBraedley Someone let @simon out of his cage and all the mods are hunting him.

4

kalina

@MarkBuffalo you don't seem very confident

SmokeDispenser

muwhaha.

David Freitag

baibai @Simon, it was nice knowing you

Simon

rip #me

David Freitag

Also, re yesterday's conversation. I did some thinking about that. I bet it's @AviD that's the "top user" and his password is really "#AviDIsTheBest"

Mark Buffalo

2:39 PM

@kalina I met her when trying to learn Chinese. We've been friends for uh, many years. And married for 3

AviD

@DavidFreitag what are we talking about?

Arperum

@DavidFreitag And he has a sign hanging on the outside of his pyramid that tells the password?

SmokeDispenser

@DavidFreitag our friendly, dark-capped, userbanning visitor said not a mod.

David Freitag

@AviD Never you mind.

@SmokeDispenser When?

@Arperum Nah, he knows that one by heart :P

SmokeDispenser

@DavidFreitag yesterday. will run a searck, wait

Arperum

2:41 PM

@DavidFreitag Yea, but there was also the analogy with leaving your key with the neighbours. So it was out in the open.

Simon

Silly ovid and his pyramid.

David Freitag

@Arperum You missed that analogy completely.

@SmokeDispenser Don't worry, I was only kidding.

Arperum

@DavidFreitag No, I didn't. It's just that it doesn't exactly fit for the situation I just described.

kalina

@MarkBuffalo sounds like misdirection

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo what was hidden within them though? within the pictures

SmokeDispenser

2:43 PM

@DavidFreitag good. I'm bad running searches.

kalina

@SmokeDispenser "run a search" ? you're writing a gui application in visual basic to see if you can find an IP?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina true

SmokeDispenser

@kalina wat

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin @Simon's mom

diagprov

@SmokeDispenser NCIS

silverpenguin

2:45 PM

@MarkBuffalo thats a big picture

SmokeDispenser

@diagprov Oh, did I quote someone by accident?

Simon

@RoryAlsop @AviD STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE FROM OTHER ROOMS

WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO

SmokeDispenser

@Simon bawahaha

diagprov

@SmokeDispenser Oh no, it's CSI, my bad

GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI

►

kalina

@diagprov CSI

Mark Buffalo

2:46 PM

@diagprov lmfao

SmokeDispenser

Ah, never watched that really

diagprov

NCIS was this one

NCIS 2 IDIOTS 1 KEYBOARD

►

kalina

with two people we can defend the network twice as fast

well thanks @Simon, you got us excluded from flooding activities with your big mouth

which is ludicrous because we're the most awesome people on the network.

next time just... stuff it full of donut

(the confectionery, not your significant other)

Mark Buffalo

Sweet. Microsoft Word stuck on an infinite loop

kalina

or... well... I suppose your significant other

silverpenguin

2:50 PM

the biggest dream of a 197cm man... finding a box he can hit in and move around like solid snake

Simon

@kalina One has to think outside of the box to start a revolution.

kalina

@Simon revolution? We don't need no stinkin' revolution

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin weirdo

Simon

You could just track which new rooms they're into anyway.

kalina

@Iszi BORING

Simon

2:51 PM

OMG SPOILERS

kalina

stop posting the same image over and over again

be original dammit

#isziforworstroomowner

Iszi

@kalina I didn't. I just posted a quote of someone who did.

kalina

@Iszi your loophole is insufficient to excuse your behavior

Simon

Remember when our local mods used to not cheat on us?

David Freitag

1 hour ago, by David Freitag

Simon

2:52 PM

I certainly do.

Mark Buffalo

Man my shoes areally killing me

Simon

@RoryAlsop @AviD I'M BREAKING UP WITH BOTH OF YOU

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Oh, my bad.

Mark Buffalo

They're so tiny

Need to buy new ones.....

kalina

@Simon you mean like @RoryAlsop who is moderator of basically half of stack exchange and isn't loyal to us at all?

silverpenguin

2:53 PM

@MarkBuffalo you know you are jelly.... im considering waiting inside the box untill my boss comes back and jumping out

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Because your feet are so big?

kalina

and @AviD who wouldn't even be able to spell loyal

Simon

@kalina That's a detail, I know that deep down we're his main pony.

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Are you trying to tell us something we didn't want to know?

kalina

@Simon maybe you

Simon

2:53 PM

maybe me

kalina

I'd bet that your donut is the wearer of the pants in your relationship

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin, naptime. go on, mock now. but you keep mocking and keep being tired.

Simon

lolnaps

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser you're old

AviD

@kalina loyale

Mark Buffalo

2:55 PM

@Iszi uh, what? I am wearing a pair of older shoes

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser still old

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin and you're always tired. maybe you need naps too? you're old!

Mark Buffalo

Size 14.5. My toes are jammed against the ends, and squished by the sides

Iszi

2 mins ago, by Mark Buffalo

They're so tiny

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser stop napping you are clearly short on time

Mark Buffalo

2:55 PM

@Iszi lulz

AviD

have a great weekend, y'all. try not to kill anybody or burn anything down.

Mark Buffalo

I think these are size 48 or 49 euro

@AviD you too, homie

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo im 16 american :(

AviD

@MarkBuffalo oi! I am completely straight

NOT that there is anything wrong with that

silverpenguin

@AviD as in straight in the other direction ?

Mark Buffalo

2:57 PM

@AviD ...homie means brother, friend, etc. I didn't say homo

David Freitag

@AviD Homie is US slang for "Bro", or "Brother", or "My friend"

Probably not just US tho

Mark Buffalo

Wow this company is awesome

We have discount partnerships with every major company here.

....60 month car loan, 0% APR

Daaaamn

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