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kalina

9:00 PM

ordered \o/

thank you

Xander

@kalina Yeah, you can get good deals on mice here. Take this, for instance:

ebay.com/itm/…

Can't beat that value.

kalina

ewww

no it was more a comment on how the price doubles as it crosses the atlantic by row boat or something

carried on the backs of doves

David Freitag

@Xander Wow, those are really nice mice too

Xander

@DavidFreitag Only the best.

David Freitag

@Xander Those mice and the dell full keyboards are really nice

Dell has really stepped up their game as of late

Xander

9:02 PM

@DavidFreitag I have a collection of Dell keyboards. I've always liked 'em.

kalina

I actually can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

David Freitag

mashable.com/2016/04/01/pornhub-cornhub-april-fools/…

@kalina No I'm being serious, they really are good

My favorite keyboard ^

kalina

really?

David Freitag

Yup

kalina

I doubt that's even mechanical

David Freitag

9:03 PM

Using one right now

@kalina It's not

I'm still not sure if I like my new mechanical keyboard

It's awfully loud for no apparent reason

Journeyman Geek

@DavidFreitag in my experience, it takes a while to learn to use it right

also there's some break in period

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek Use it right? It's a damn keyboard

Journeyman Geek

lol

David Freitag

I'm not makin' sweet sweet love to it

Journeyman Geek

what kind of switches?

kalina

9:05 PM

@DavidFreitag no

it took me ages to get fully comfortable when I switched over from domes

Journeyman Geek

@DavidFreitag a katana is a damned piece of steel, but it might take your foot off

"using it right" - you'd tend to bottom out domes.

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek amazon.com/HV-KB376L-Backlit-Mechanical-Keyboard-Switches/dp/…

Journeyman Geek

You need to relearn the way you type slightly

basically its actuation then 'click' then bottom out

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek What I can't just bash the key with my finger?

Journeyman Geek

You need to stop at the 'click'

David Freitag

9:06 PM

That's not going to happen.

Journeyman Geek

@DavidFreitag like a Neanderthal?

David Freitag

@JourneymanGeek That's why my keyboard is so damn loud

M'vy

David Freitag

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

kalina

sigh

Journeyman Geek

9:07 PM

Cause you're bashing at the keys with your fingers ;p

kalina

you should have got black switches

and then you just... do

keys don't even need to hit the bottom

Journeyman Geek

funny thing is 4 years on... my BW's actually pretty silent

David Freitag

Well I can always get different switches

kalina

no sound, no resistance

M'vy

I have MX red

kalina

9:08 PM

reds are no sound with slight resistance no?

Journeyman Geek

naw, you need to learn not to bottom out anyway

yup

M'vy

oh no they got sound :)

and resistance too

David Freitag

But I like bottoming out, it makes me feel big

Journeyman Geek

reds tend to get waxed lyrical about

kalina

@DavidFreitag sigh

Journeyman Geek

9:08 PM

I consider blues to be the best 'starter' keys tho

M'vy

not sure how much resistance, haven't tested the other

kalina

once you go black you don't go back

David Freitag

@kalina s/go back/walk for a week

kalina

we're talking about keyboards you pervert

David Freitag

So am I?

kalina

9:10 PM

-.-

silverpenguin

HERE I AMMMMMM, ROCKIN' LIKE A HURRICANNNNNEEE

David Freitag

Hm, was that a slight breeze that just blew through?

silverpenguin

@DavidFreitag e_e why do you hurt me

Mark Buffalo

what just happened and why

I totally conked out

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo You missed story telling time

silverpenguin

9:12 PM

im so excited to leave my jobbb ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhh I want to leave it nooowww

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Read the transcript starting here: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/151?m=28685589#28685589

@silverpenguin So go give your boss the finger and storm out

Mark Buffalo

wtf

is this true, @DavidFreitag?

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Why would I lie about tearing one of mah boys off?

Camo & Krooked - Watch It Burn (feat. Ayah Marar)

►

silverpenguin

@DavidFreitag I always swear at my boss, but if I did it like that in the manner you suggest I might not be able to afford my rent e_e

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo I'll show you the scar if you don't believe me

Mark Buffalo

9:14 PM

I can't read it

I'm so sorry

NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE

silverpenguin

@DavidFreitag pictures or it didnt happen

David Freitag

hahaha

Mark Buffalo

can you still impregnate a woman?

David Freitag

@silverpenguin ok, sec, let me get my camera phone

@MarkBuffalo Well I have two testicles...

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

silverpenguin

9:15 PM

@DavidFreitag gets out magnifying glass

David Freitag

@silverpenguin Nah you won't need that, that's a different picture

silverpenguin

I need friends with money so i can go nice places and dont have to go alone

anyone wana be my friend and travel with me?

David Freitag

@silverpenguin I'm the same way.

silverpenguin

@DavidFreitag no seriously just a travel buddy, I dont swing that way but thanks

David Freitag

@silverpenguin What? No I meant my social anxiety. I like vaginas, sorry.

silverpenguin

9:19 PM

@DavidFreitag oh you dont like traveling alone either?

David Freitag

I asked my doctor about it and she was like "so you're trying to score some benzodiazepines"

silverpenguin

@DavidFreitag e_e druggy

David Freitag

I was like "no I'm serious, it's a real problem" she was like "oh. jk smile"

silverpenguin

@DavidFreitag I want to go back to asia... I need to go to china, SK, NK, maaaybbeee Thailand and back to japan

David Freitag

I've never been outside the US

silverpenguin

9:21 PM

@DavidFreitag man thats boring as hell D:

David Freitag

LOLOLOLOL mashable.com/2016/04/01/pornhub-cornhub-april-fools/…

> Pornhub is currently Cornhub, bringing you nasty, hot corn videos

Mark Buffalo

reprobates

Xander

9:53 PM

@SmokeDispenser @SEJPM Annnddd...Today's RFC: gist.githubusercontent.com/anonymous/…

SEJPM

@Xander the draft name :O draft-yolo-tls-server-code-exec-01

Mark Buffalo

@Xander wtf?????

Oh, it's April fools day

SEJPM

@Xander in the last few years there were more than one, do you know if there's a second one?

> so this TLS extension can potentially allow
your TLS stack to think for itself and reason as if it were human.

SmokeDispenser

10:10 PM

@Xander thanks.

kalina

what happen

SmokeDispenser

@Xander I'm somewhat unimpressed. That is way too short and way to much hinting at April 1st;)

And ffs, how great is the corn hub thing? Lmao.

kalina

10:34 PM

chat is dead?

you talking about TLS killed it

Ohnana

11:03 PM

@SmokeDispenser it's pretty great

SmokeDispenser

11:28 PM

@Ohnana best Aprils fools for years for me.

Xander

@SEJPM I haven't seen any others.

@SEJPM There was an astronomy paper breaking down the use of the word "optimal" in astronomy research papers that was quite funny.

Ohnana

hey what's the markdown syntax for autolinking an SE site?

I'm trying to link SU

kalina

superuser.com

that will do

Ohnana

i know, but there's a pretty link

Henry White Hat Hacker

11:49 PM

Hello World!

Ohnana

hello henry :)

Henry White Hat Hacker

@Ohnana Created a simple Python code.

kalina

damn, not working on a friday sucks

I am bored out of my mind

Henry White Hat Hacker

Anyone ever wonder how the world will be if everyone was a hacker that will be scary.

kalina

surely it would be the opposite

Xander

11:58 PM

@HenryWhiteHatHacker Perhaps everyone is a hacker, in their own quiet way.

kalina

if everybody was capable everything would be more secure

Henry White Hat Hacker

@Xander Very Good +1

Ohnana

@Xander dude.

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