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5:00 PM
@silverpenguin speak for yourself
 
@silverpenguin sorry you failed the grammar test
 
@silverpenguin what T'other Rory said
 
haha :P
 
@RоryMcCune What indeed?
 
right that's sorted then @kalina can let us know the dates and name of the club where her residency is this summer and we'll meet there
 
5:01 PM
@kalina lets go party, forget about the spelling, do you have a friend called mandy?
 
is that another song?
 
@kalina no, Im just asking if you have any friends by the name of mandy....
 
DMZ RAVE PARTAY
 
so you're asking if I know somebody named Amanda?
 
@silverpenguin damn, I know that song
 
@RоryMcCune I actually would do that. I know it's not my kind of music, and I don't really like being in places hotter than Scotland for long, but that would be cool. Also our band manager and his daughter both have residencies there each summer so there would be a bunch of stuff that would work.
 
@RoryAlsop man I would go, i mean i might only be a sec.se baby compared to you guys, but that would be awesome. to go :< just rave it up and dance like a sausage with arms
even though i wasnt invited to the party, but hey if I went to parties I was only invited to I wouldnt even get to go to my own parties
 
awwww
 
@kalina ha you crazy
 
5:08 PM
@DavidFreitag hm?
 
@kalina How would a bunch of Sec.SE nurds get to Ibiza?
 
@DavidFreitag by paying money to people to take us there?
duhs
 
@DavidFreitag well the UK ones have loads of cheap flight options
 
Well I suppose if I got in my dinghy this afternoon and started paddling immediately, I'd get there by summer
 
@DavidFreitag why do you not have planes in America?
 
5:12 PM
@kalina You gonna pay for my ticket? Cause I certainly can't
Well I suppose I could sell two kidneys. I only need one right?
 
you have three kidneys?
 
@DavidFreitag check your organ math
 
@Ohnana I was born with 3
 
I knew this already
we have had this conversation before
 
Yes you did
 
5:13 PM
wut
 
I did say I was in a shocking mood this morning and that extends to cognitive function also
 
@Ohnana Yah I gots three
 
what else do you have three of?
 
Well I had three testicles.
 
5:14 PM
...had?
 
Yeah.
 
...*had*?
 
There was an unfortunate accident.
 
ih8umrkdwn
an "unfortunate accident"?
 
Indeed.
 
5:16 PM
apparently waiting patiently isn't prompting you to reveal more information to this intriguing story
apparently awkwardly stating the fact isn't either
awkward...
#chatkiller
 
Well it ripped and one fell out.
 
so when are we going to ibiza?
 
@DavidFreitag did ... not ... need....to... have... that...mental...image!
 
@RоryMcCune She waited patiently for my answer, I had to
 
yeah, so many regrets
 
@silverpenguin no.
 
@kalina Yeah tell me about it, I couldn't walk for a month.
 
how did you achieve that?
 
@kalina Are you sure you really want to know?
 
@DavidFreitag AHHHHH!
 
5:21 PM
@DavidFreitag oh, this one comes with a warning?
 
DAVID YOU ARE A WALKING BUNDLE OF BODY HORROR
 
ponders
 
WHAT THE HELL
 
@DavidFreitag sounds like a ballache
 
@kalina Well since you regret hearing what I had to say before
 
5:21 PM
@DavidFreitag well we've come this far, let's do it
 
@Ohnana inorite
 
(not a euphemism)
 
You should see the scar
 
charming, invited to check your testicles.
 
@SEJPM The folks on the CFRG list don't seem to be optimistic about OCB. Apparently there could be several other patents besides Rogaway's that may apply.
 
5:22 PM
@RоryMcCune we're allowed to bring laptops right? Like a LAN party? Right?
 
@diagprov to a club?
 
@diagprov sure, I'm sure @kalina can get us a LAN party room at the club
 
er, probably not
 
@kalina I'm being silly ;)
@RоryMcCune I knew it, fantastic!
 
@kalina One of my uncles has a farm, and as a kid we would frequently visit it. I was probably 10 or 12 when this happened. I was running around in the yard/woods unattended with the dogs, when I accidently tripped and ran crotch-first into an old-style farming plow that was overturned.
One of these:
 
5:25 PM
:s
 
owowowowowowwwww
 
It was buried in the dirt and surrounded by foliage so I didn't see it until it was too late
 
wow I actually feel slightly sick
 
@David - this might sound weird, but my wife says she would like to see that scar
(She is a nurse!)
 
@RoryAlsop LOL
 
5:26 PM
my god i really want to go on holiday :(*
 
They never found the missing third testicle, so the docs just sewed me up and called it a day. I'm pretty sure one of the dogs got it.
 
-.-
 
And that's how I met your mother.
 
should have gone with option B
 
I did warn you
 
5:28 PM
yes
that you did
 
0
A: What range of IP addresses is represented by the CIDR block 172.16.0.0/12?

SmokeDispenserWhile I cannot see that this in security related in any way: As to your first question: 172 in binary should be 10101100, as you stated. This looks like a mistake in writing of the source you got the answer from. As to your second question: If you express the octets in decimal form with dots ...

 
@DavidFreitag PROJECTILE VOMIT
 
@SmokeDispenser dude if it's not security we're meant to close/migrate, not answer!
 
@Ohnana Yeah that was an interesting hospital visit.
"Hi there what appears to be the problem?"
 
"I fell on some farm equipment and I'm missing a testicle."
"But you have two right here."
"Exactly!"
 
5:33 PM
oh no, user swarm
 
@kalina You're welcome
 
@RоryMcCune Nothing wrong with answering it. Answer is still relevant to the question regardless of where the question resides.
@kalina 'nother prank?
 
@MickLH well yes, I was already here
 
@Iszi but you're meant to flag close, no?
 
@RоryMcCune flag for migration or flag for mod attn
 
5:34 PM
@RоryMcCune If you have sufficient privileges, sure. But that doesn't preclude you from answering as well.
 
@kalina So you admit to causing the user swarm then, ok
 
@MickLH Oh, you're back. Done being banned?
 
he got banned?
 
Yep, @Gilles booted him
 
I wonder if there's a way to see a list of currently-banned users from a room?
 
5:36 PM
@DavidFreitag for?
 
Probably not unless you're a mod
 
@DavidFreitag Do you need help learning how stack exchange works?
 
@kalina Being a troll
 
@MickLH excuse you?
 
@MickLH Yes, please help me
@kalina Also being a dick
 
5:37 PM
@DavidFreitag a troll you say?
 
Being a dick, there's the truth.
I never trolled at all whatsoever, not even slightly. Get it straight please
 
@MickLH what is your problem right now?
 
... I have this tab open, you know...
 
@Iszi My knowledge is out of date, but last I remembered bans on chat ban you from all chat in all rooms. Maybe it's different these days though. I think kicking bans you from a specific room, but only for a short while.
 
@diagprov yup - kick is from one. chat ban is all
 
5:37 PM
@RoryAlsop Yeah, what of it??
 
(that is, all chat on chat.se. chat.so was different again, as was chat.meta)
 
@DavidFreitag watching for trouble :-)
 
@kalina There's no problem, but I won't play along with some silly bullcrap
 
@RoryAlsop Might wanna keep your eyes peeled.
 
@MickLH well how about being provocative you tell me what's up?
 
5:38 PM
@DavidFreitag all I'm thinking is...peeled like your ....
Nooooooo
owowowowowow
need mind bleach
 
@RoryAlsop Haha I'm sorry, blame @kalina
 
@DavidFreitag lol
 
@kalina You can check the logs, the only "offense" I committed was being objectively right and refusing to back down about it.
 
@DavidFreitag noooo I'm not taking responsibility for that brain damage
 
@kalina Oh man - my legs are crossed right now
 
5:39 PM
@kalina You asked for it.
Literally.
 
@MickLH link?
 
@MickLH you were deliberately confrontational. Please don't do that.
 
@kalina I don't understand why it's painful for you, you don't even have one
 
was he really though or did @Gilles get his back up like he's known to do?
 
tolerance is a tad lower than normal right now - especially as I've just had a really nasty trip to the dentist
 
5:40 PM
@MickLH not if it's the incident I recall, you were being deliberately confrontational
 
@kalina bit of both
 
I was never deliberately confrontational, how is this even in question?
 
@DavidFreitag you're right but I can still appreciate that it must have hurt significantly and been horrific to see
 
@RoryAlsop I should count myself lucky I got hit there and not slightly higher up
 
@kalina it wasn't even @Gilles he was disagreeing with, he just happened to be there..
 
5:40 PM
@RoryAlsop oh nooooo
 
and regardless, most people don't have "one"
 
@DavidFreitag true. Still doesn't make it ok :-)
 
@DavidFreitag I hear getting kicked in the gnads for guys is like getting punched in the boobs for girls. So maybe @kalina is imagining falling on a pitchfork and losing her third ta-ta.
 
@kalina most?
 
@kalina I meant one as in the container
 
5:41 PM
@RoryAlsop well they come in pairs
 
@MickLH because multiple people who were there have a different recollection of events from you?
 
@kalina They do?
 
@Iszi cervical trauma is the most similar IMHO. but most people have never experienced that
 
@DavidFreitag nevermind
 
Mar 10 at 20:50, by MickLH
@HerringboneCat WAV -> FLAC -> WAV is a lossless round trip
boom, none of your subjective memories matter for anything, there's the objective record
 
5:42 PM
@Iszi getting kicked down there hurts a lot as well, and... as @Ohnana... cervical bruising
 
gf
 
The cat dude is an asshole though.
 
@kalina The average must actually be a bit lower than 1, as 50% of the population have none, most of the rest have 2, and a small number have 1 or 3
 
@Simon No he's not
 
@RoryAlsop 50% never had one
 
5:42 PM
@MickLH Yeah, and you got booted because you couldn't be nice
 
@kalina yup
 
so if you were making a generalized statement you'd exclude those as standard
 
@DavidFreitag He absolutely is. Take some time to analyse what he says, you'll realize that he thinks that he's much better than everyone else.
 
@RoryAlsop Actually, wouldn't that put the average slightly higher than 1?
 
This was the single point that was too correct for anyone to deal with, leading to several people including mods to try and use Ad Hominem arguments against me
 
5:43 PM
Not because you had an opinion, but because you had to be a dick about it
@Simon He lives in SF
 
@Iszi many more 1's than 3's I think
 
@DavidFreitag Not an excuse.
 
@Simon He's not outwardly a dick
Just a little stuffy
 
Seriously, this chat has never been involved in so much drama lately.
What on earth changed?
 
@Simon that's okay, as long as he doesn't use that to be a dick to others. And from my recollection, he didn't
@Simon I blame me
 
5:44 PM
@Simon The stars aligned
 
inviting others
 
@RoryAlsop Well I can't stand those people.
 
bad Rory - naughty step
 
@RoryAlsop And of course, in the 50% that were born with more than 0 there are a small-ish (yet growing) number who now have 0. Maybe that's balanced by the portion of the 50% who were born with 0 and have been gaining 2 each?
 
@RoryAlsop Nah it's not your fault, you have no control over what other people do.
 
5:44 PM
Two type of people that I can't stand: those full of shit and the braggers.
 
@MickLH you called him an idiot
 
@Iszi lol
 
that's where the line was crossed
 
@kalina can you write a day in the DMZ theme tune?
 
@silverpenguin brilliant idea
 
5:45 PM
@kalina I get called an idiot daily; should the whole chat get banned?
 
ALONG THE LINES OF tOO mANY cOOKS
 
@Simon yes
 
I read too many weens.
 
@Simon you're obsessed with ween
 
what happened to my caps lock?
weird
 
5:45 PM
@RoryAlsop you pressed it
 
lol
 
@kalina he then carried on over the line for a while IIRC
 
@kalina When they failed to prove me wrong, since my point was objectively correct; they turned to arguments to authority as the next strategy which also held no merit but some were confused enough to think kicking me out would prove something
 
Holding the Shift key is not caps lock roro.
 
@RoryAlsop But then there's the portion of the 50% who were born with more than 1 who got reduced to zero on accident. There's not really a compensating factor on the other side for that.
 
5:45 PM
probably true - certainly there was no cat nearby I could blame this time
 
@MickLH irrelevant, if I were to call you names now and get flagged I'd get banned
 
@MickLH Again, objectively correct, but also objectively a dick
 
I fail to see why you'd be different
 
@Iszi so I think my estimate of an average a bit under 1 is probably good then
 
another fucking idiot
 
5:47 PM
@RoryAlsop Maybe. Until you consider that there's folks who will walk into places like the U.S. Capitol carrying a gun. Those guys must have more than 9,000.
 
@MickLH once the argument had escalated to the point where you were being just, well, overly argumentative and aggressive, it just wasn't really needed here. If you want to rant at that level, there are always private chat rooms
 
another phishing attempt
this one is even worse
"please sign this document"
that's the only thing in the email...
 
@Iszi yeah - that's just ... wrong
 
attached is a document.
 
@MarkBuffalo how many porn sites have you signed up for?!
 
5:48 PM
yeah I'm hoping you'll get curios and open one so I can pwn your machine
 
I have had a few recently that appear to be a title and a subject line and nothing else. I assume just a test of live recipients, but odd, nonetheless
 
none
 
I've never not once gotten a phishy email
 
and they're using my bait email address lol
 
@MarkBuffalo herro mr buffalo I am welcoming you to my mansion as you are prince to many oils, we need 500 dorrah to lawyer your legals correctly. please send to my paypal account at ... notascam@hotmail.com
 
5:48 PM
@DavidFreitag how?????
 
@RoryAlsop quite easy actually
 
@RoryAlsop Because I'm awesome?
 
@DavidFreitag put your e-mail address on some public sites
they you'll get some
 
@RоryMcCune It's on GitHub
 
Have you read your gmail spam folder - there will be millions in there
 
5:48 PM
@RоryMcCune why the hell would you do that
 
@RoryAlsop 3 emails in there currently
 
@DavidFreitag perhaps the crawlers haven't got that far yet...
 
@RоryMcCune It's been on there for years
 
@kalina well in my case 'cause I've had it since before that was a big problem :)
@DavidFreitag have you looked in the "spam" folder on your e-mail account?
 
See, this is why I love REAM
 
5:49 PM
And those 3 emails in my spam folder are exceptionally spammy emails from electronics distributors
48 secs ago, by David Freitag
@RoryAlsop 3 emails in there currently
 
48
Q: Is it possible to detect security breaches as a user before they're announced?

SEJPMI'm always concerned about the security of services I use. I'm even more concerned since security breaches have been happening more and more lately, and they always generate a lot of noise in the media. Now I'm already trying to secure my accounts to the maximal amount possible, like using 2FA w...

^ getting phished like crazy at the wrong email addresses is a good indicator
:]
 
currently (because gmail deletes them after 30 days) I have 334 in my spam folder at home. At work I have thousands, as they tend to be kept for analysis
 
@DavidFreitag well you must have a weird e-mail address, I get spam to ones I hardly ever use....
 
@RoryAlsop I'm about to visit the website and decode the attack
 
@RоryMcCune Nope my email is my name essentially
 
5:51 PM
@RоryMcCune my assumption was always that everyone got them, but some folks used good spam filters and others didn't. Gmail actually has a good one, and our work one is super effective right now (not sure who provides it)
 
back in a bit. going dark to have some fun. either that or I will just fall asleep because I took the wrong allergy medicine today
 
@RoryAlsop this one got past gmail
 
I hate when companies change the layout on their website... it makes me feel like im under a MITM attack
 
@RoryAlsop sometimes spam filters can be too effective, I get a decent number of FPs
 
5:51 PM
:28686671 Yeah I thought about it but IIRC that domain is already in use
 
seriously
 
:28686671 oh - I deleted that thinking it was real. sorry
 
...
 
LOL
 
@RoryAlsop lol, it's not
haha
 
5:52 PM
@RоryMcCune My thinking was: It will be migrated, it might as well be migrated with an answer.
 
maybe time to turn mod brain tweaked with painkiller drugs off for the day...
 
when the time comes I hope you delete that message that fast.
 
@SmokeDispenser fairy snuff, although it got migrated to a place you don't have an account :)
 
can someone pin @kalina ibiza suggestion... we need to make sure its looming over her head for the next 3 months
 
@kalina I know - you of all people would be very unlikely to do that to someone else
(unless they deserved it)
 
5:53 PM
@RоryMcCune I knew that very well.
 
wtf
 
@Simon Think of how many followers you would get tho
 
I don't want followers.
 
@kalina my inability to read turned this dirty
 
@RоryMcCune it wasn't for the points, more like "Okay, I already read it and figured out the problem, I might as well post an answer before it's gone and I'm not miking an account at networking for that."
just... actually be helpful when already solved it. would've been spoiled thoughts else. So the consesus is to not answer off topic questions, even if they are good and can be migrated with an answer?
 
5:57 PM
@SmokeDispenser stop explaining yourself, the conversation is old now
there is no problem with you answering it
why not follow the migration and create an account to keep all of the internet points you're going to gain
 
did someone get flagged?
 
you should have flagged it though
@DavidFreitag no?
 
@kalina that's exactly what I was asking right there.
 
What's with the (removed)'s then?
Modnuked?
 
@kalina I did flag it.
 
5:58 PM
Doesn't surprise me that you'd flag posts.
 
good job, that's all that matters
 
@SmokeDispenser well I thought so, but it appears I'm wrong :)
:28686877 whhhhhhy
 
whats the difference between me and you, you talk a good one but you dont do what your supposed to do (guys im bored af..)
 
it's fine I was wrong about not allowing speculative questions
since it appears you allow such speculative questions
titles like "how do you think ...?"
 
@kalina Who allows speculative questions?
 

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