The DMZ - 2016-04-01 (page 6 of 10)

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4:00 PM

Listening to the crickets...

@ArtOfCode o/

sup

Just trying to figure out what's up with the sudden chat-kill. I guess discussing German grammar is a major downer or something?

shrug :)

@Iszi Possibly you killed everyone with how boring your question was.

@Iszi discussing German anything is a major downer

4:05 PM

I will say that its amusing that we are so frenetically active in here that a ten-minute lull is significant.

@Iszi I think, just by context.

I don't think I've ever seen "Being Human" in English.

user image

If I'm reading the thread correctly, that's the coffee machine in one of our buildings this morning.

@Iszi "menschlich sein" vs. "Mensch sein"

Being Human may refer to: Human condition or the unique features of being human Being Human (1994 film), 1994 film starring Robin Williams Being Human (2005 film), 2005 film Being Human (album), 1999 album by Michael Peterson Being Human (UK TV series), a BBC Three supernatural drama series Being Human (North American TV series), a North American remake of the BBC series Being Human novels, the novel series of the British television series...

@SmokeDispenser So, neither word in that phrase is a noun? Still, put it at the start of a sentence - what do you do then?

Hm. Didn't realize by now that Williams had been in a movie of that title.

@Xander I think it's a relatively recent development. Used to be not nearly so consistently busy. In fact, it used to really piss off @AviD when the room was too chatty.

4:24 PM

@Iszi Ha, yeah, I'd forgotten that.

God I love oatmeal raisin cookies :>

@Xander this basically

@Iszi Lunch time, that's what did it

@Iszi well if you want I can afk for a while again so the activity dies down

@Iszi so you're saying we should chat more then

4:33 PM

@kalina No, we love you being here.

no

@RоryMcCune If your goal is to really piss off the Tigger, sure. Though I think he's grown immune to that stimulus.

actually being more active allows the opportunity for him to make more mistakes

eventually somebody will care

@Iszi surely that's everyone's goal...

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Q: How many project managers are needed to change a lightbulb?

How many project managers are needed to change a lightbulb? P.S. Guys, it is April Fool's Day, so don't be so serious with "off-topic" ;-) I will delete this question tomorrow.

product-management

4:37 PM

@DavidFreitag Oh, c'mon. I think that's a bit of a stretch. Why not just allow "Why did the engineer cross the road?" Or a knock-knock joke involving HR.

@Iszi Oh, c'mon. Just let the project managers have fun for once.

@DavidFreitag No, they have enough fun as it is. And it's always at the grunts' expense.

Does anybody else find it ironic that if you Google "right to be forgotten form google", the right to be forgotten form is not the first result?

In fact, on the first page

at all

Google's deliberately failing at SEO?

@kalina I would put money down that was done on purpose.

4:42 PM

washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/…

@MarkBuffalo it'll be that @RoraΖ guy again I'll bet :op

@kalina . Before, they outright blocked it

@RоryMcCune I was just gonna say, lol

@MarkBuffalo it would be interesting to know which terrorist faction they'd have blamed it on if it had blown up

@kalina they'd have spun the wheel of attribution and called it where it lay

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[Munitions Inventory Manager finally gets around to checking the C4 stock on Wednesday afternoon] "Uhh, guys? Why am I missing a half-pound of..." <BOOOM!>

4:47 PM

I believe in manatees, where you from you sexy thing, sexy thing you

[CIA} "Terrorists did it!"
[NSA] "This is why we need more PATRIOT ACT!"

@Iszi [NSA] now we need back doors in everything.

@silverpenguin wat

@DavidFreitag starbait

@kalina not the first time I have felt like a government is penetrating my back door

4:49 PM

see?

such a starbaiter

you are a mass-star-baiter.

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Not quite a master-star-baiter, though

@kalina im a master baiter you cant b..... im going to cut this off here because you beat me

@DavidFreitag nope, that would be me.

@kalina Yup, you're the master baiter

@kalina wow you're so funny

4:51 PM

Everyone watch @kalina master bait so we can all learn to be master baiters!

@kalina yup! plus how is singing about me being sexy going to get me a star? that hasnt worked the other 1356467903 times I have pointed out how sexy I am, why would i expect it to work this time

One of these days we need to have a DMZ con. And bring CAH.

@Iszi A get together of all the DMZ people on this hemisphere

It would have to be in NY

@Ohnana your sarcasm wounds me :(

@DavidFreitag Which? Northern or western?

4:52 PM

@Iszi Cyanide and Happiness?

@Iszi NYC

no my first pin star is already gone T____T

@Iszi i think we'd all get arrested for public indecency

It's the midpoint between all the folks on the east coast

Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using mature-content phrases printed on playing cards. The game is available as a free download that players can print to create their own cards, and also available to purchase in published hardcopy. Its development originated from the successful Apples to Apples card game released years earlier and a Kickstarter campaign and received acclaim for its simple concept backed up by its satirical, mature content. The game is available under a Creative Commons license BY-NC-SA. Its title references the phrase...

4:53 PM

@RоryMcCune :O

@Iszi ahh

@DavidFreitag it's a webcomic

@Iszi we should all play this online, I bet a room full of sick twisted people like @kalina would make cards against humanity amusing

@DavidFreitag No, I meant which hemisphere are we drawing the line on? Northern or western?

@RоryMcCune No I mean rory doesn't know what CAH is!

@DavidFreitag twitter.com/TheKrisWilson/status/715817555043201024/photo/1

@DavidFreitag it's ambiguous there are multiple things it could stand for

4:54 PM

@Iszi I meant all of us North Americanos

@silverpenguin it says "a card game for horrible people" are you saying I'm horrible?

I happened to have just read a story about the webcomic, which is why it sprang to mind

@DavidFreitag That's hardly a quarter-sphere.

@kalina he is

@RоryMcCune No, Cyanide and Happiness is CaH

4:54 PM

:(

@kalina he's wrong about it though

@Iszi No that's the CIA

@Iszi Well I mean the EU guys are welcome to swing by, but I don't think they'd want to fly across an ocean to see a bunch of weirdo americanos

If we want a meetup location that's roughly equidistant for us all, may I suggest the Moon?

@RоryMcCune Wasn't me, I swear

4:55 PM

@kalina nononononono I think you are nice, in a sadistic way (which is cool)

@Xander Oh hurr hurr

actually if we're going to for the midpoint, Scotland would make sense

lol

balances between Singapore in the east and the US in the west

@RоryMcCune muh airfare

4:56 PM

@RоryMcCune nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... somewhere warmer pls

please Scotland never makes sense

for one it's cold

for two it's COLD

@RоryMcCune Wouldn't Greenland make more sense?

GREENLAND?!

falls off chair

@Iszi that's a long way for the poor Singaporians

@kalina Yeah, let's meet in the Maldives instead.

4:56 PM

iceland!

@Iszi plus I think they'd freeze on contact with Greeland

@Ohnana I was just thinking that

Greece!?! (what are we talking about? )

And while we're there we can raid CCP

Maybe we could all pitch in and rent an island.

4:57 PM

@RоryMcCune Bear in mind, it's the Floridian in the room who suggested it.

But @kalina needs to spring for the jet, since she makes more than the rest of us.

@RоryMcCune baha

@Iszi ew florida

/sigh

where are we going? In 30 days im a jobless bum, I need to back pack somewhere and sleep for free

4:58 PM

@kalina Seriously? It's a DMZ get together, it's not like we'll be frolicking in a park somewhere

Ibiza sounds like an ideal spot for a summer meet up

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@kalina I knew you were a smart cookie

primarily on account of it meaning no travel for meeeeeeeeeeee

:p

@kalina Now if that happens - we all want stage-side tickets for whichever venue you are playing in!

@kalina yeah you could get us into all the best clubs!

4:59 PM

o I knew there'd be a catch

that would be hilarious

A group of Sec.SE geeks in an ibiza club...

what could go wrong

drugs

I dont think @kalina would use her pull to get a bunch of nurdz who stink of virgin into hot clubs .... il tell you how it was... lets go kalina puts on shades

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