The Nineteenth Byte

That would require touching a Microsoft product, which is against my religion

Tricked ChatGPT into simultanoeusly telling me how to make TNT and also writing gay fanfic

If you are ever in the Netherlands, come to the comedy club

@emanresuA The Bounciest Man on the Internet Matt Gray?

Your brain's branch prediction is working correctly

install them on the server we got space now

# coding: braces_indent

def main() {
    print("Hello, World!")
    if True {
        print("Finally, sanity!")
    }
}

the joke was, as is often the case on the internet, about holes

Venture capitalist funding

Because language golf you, everyone who tries to use even the slightest hint of golflang is immediately turned to dust

also happy chinese new year

Even just simple letter to punctuation substitution is enough to trick control find

Ah I see, gets you arrested

finally, the Alt-Shift-Right

Microsoft also recently declined PRs improving documentation formatting because "it would make the documentation harder to read by AI"

@emanresuA this turned out to indeed be a terrible idea

"Hello i am John Americanov from Texas oblast, leak secret information please?"

Bin Weevels was the real good stuff

Please welcome TNB's newest room owners (2024)!

"Having sex with your coworkers is bad: a new collision-based hash weakening scheme"

today on What The Hell is Sympy Doing: 16 / 255 * 101 = 3831238852164722145895867567875772959046847805459005440000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*sqrt(2)/854974279754102342936410843753230236878091137082689429368506977143169047953384932200652738838929807426649339972592666969177599650707

Hehe, Binary Trees

> "No way to prevent people from posting classified documents" says the only web forum where this regularly happens

like why do they have to sell me zener diodes with a death note

Code 👏 Golf 👏 Review

@lyxal Python, 5 bytes, 99.9999% accuracy: False

man tar is such a funny command because like where are the feathers

I'm sorry about all the crimes that you're currently aware of

GIving some feedback for something that would otherwise be invisible is always good

Oh god Source configs satisfy this

the name's Bond. James Weak Nuclear Bond.

Toasty is back up!

@mousetail'he-him' youd pass as a human but not a furry - you didnt even change the "r"s!!

bar none?

@rydwolf To be blunt: that kind of reductionist, dismissive thinking about people you don't like is not going to serve you well in life. At the very least, it will lead to you constantly underestimating people.

Voting for room owners just dropped. Vote or you don't get any butter for Christmas

yeah, it's so you don't use it