The Nineteenth Byte

lyxal

00:00

@Seggan I put like 0 effort into jailbreak prevention

You could pretty much just use it as free llama 3

Seggan

💀 lyxal.github.io/Joeasus/…

lyxal

lol

emanresu A

2 bytes: lyxal.github.io/Joeasus/?code=HW :p

ħ also works

lyxal

Amazing

Seggan

@emanresuA found it alr

@emanresuA oh no i better get to golfing

emanresu A

00:04

that's unicode though so idk

Seggan

oh yeah true

found a 1 byter

emanresu A

lyxal fix your permalinks :p

lyxal

Nuh uh :p

It's part of the ai gen experience

(v0 made the frontend lol including the permalink gen)

Seggan

wait i just realized theyre broken

lyxal

I didn't test the permalinks at all I don't even know how it's implemented

Hello, World!

00:08

1

A: "Hello, World!"

Joeasus, 2 1 byte , Try it Online! Original solution hw Try it Online! Yes I know very silly.

Seggan

lyxal.github.io/Joeasus/?code=%3F&inputs= is unexpected

@lyxal LOL

lyxal

Pfft :p

Seggan

(after i shared joeasus with another community)

lyxal

I put vyxal advertising in the readme just in time then :p

Seggan

dont ya just love trolling people with your knowledge by being in 2 different communities :P

lyxal

00:21

> what the hell does that even mean

It means you best be careful throwing shade at Joeasus lest you end up on the wrong side of lyxal golfing

:p

Seggan

YES

I HAVE GOTTEN THEM TO READ SE NITRO

lyxal

This is certainly a great idea

Feeds

02:39

hyperneutrino has added Ginger to the list of this room's owners.

hyperneutrino has added Seggan to the list of this room's owners.

hyperneutrino has added att to the list of this room's owners.

hyperneutrino has added Themoonisacheese to the list of this room's owners.

New Posts

Please welcome TNB's newest room owners (2024)!

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Ginger

03:11

@Seggan glorious

@NewPosts phenomenal cosmic power

emanresu A

also @hyperneutrino don't forget to unfeature the voting post

hyperneutrino

thanks

emanresu A

also I notice you kept the whole "In the words of Dennis, hyper-neutrino, and caird coinheringaahing" :p

hyperneutrino

oops

Unrelated String

06:11

ah fuck of course I only think of how to outgolf Darren in iogii on an anagol challenge 2 hours post mortem :P

didn't even read his sol

Whatever, still proud of it

golf.shinh.org/p.rb?Mold+Sort

(also no idea who tails is)

spoiler

lyxal

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A: Please welcome The Nineteenth Byte's newest room owners (2024)!

Congrats to all of y'all! I have full confidence in everyone who was voted to the position of RO. I do have a few warnings, though: With great power comes great responsibility. You now have the ability to (checks notes) pin messages, update feeds, and create cosmic paradoxes. You MUST change "me...

> You'll probably forget you don't have RO powers in some other room on the network at some point

Jokes on you :p

l4m2

07:30

Any OS decide different syscall by different calling point? Is it quite bad?

Dannyu NDos

08:03

Uhh so my nautilus became corrupt and I dunno how to fix it. So I'm reinstalling the entire NixOS tomorrow.

Themoonisacheese

08:21

@l4m2 they just have different syscalls to begin with but no os i'm aware of does anything based on calling point (which makes sense, that's not fast nor easy to decide)

@Ginger time to get all the power get to my head and become a dictatorial maniac while claiming i'm just a silly girl online :3

l4m2

@Themoonisacheese Would take ecx rather than eax to decide call type. But calling seems bit more complex

Themoonisacheese

i think the fact that syscalls need to be implemented so early in development in a production OS means their structure will generally be quite canonic

att

@Themoonisacheese not if i do it first

emanresu A

09:10

aww, we just missed a nice round number

Neil

09:22

no, we're 60 short

New Posts

09:35

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Q: Radiation Hardening 2: The Randomiser

Inspired by a very recent post here, can you print (defined by outputting or returning "Hello, World!" (with caps and exclamation) in any manner), after "radiation" randomly flips one bit in your program? (to simulate this, import your program as binary, then randomly flip one of the bits of a ra...

mousetail 'he-him'

11:48

Would a challenge to guess the arity of the builtins in a RPN language be interesting?

Simd

12:10

CMC Input is a 2d binary matrix.Task: Find all the columns with exactly one one in them and set those ones to zero. Return the matrix and the number of ones set to zero

RubenVerg

17:19

@Simd dyalog APL: {(+⌿r)(⍵×⍤1⊢r←1≠+⌿⍵)}

can probably be way better

it's just summing the columns, checking which are not equal to one and multiplying the original matrix by that

Seggan

17:33

In my first act as RO, I promote myself to Golfer Supreme, and institute Vyxal Corp, tm as the official ~~religion~~ language of TNB.

On a more serious note, I congratulate my fellow appointees @att @Ginger and @Themoonisacheese!

Ginger

:3

user

18:01

@DannyuNDos Why would you need to do that? Can't you just remove all the Nautilus files? Or at least roll back to a previous NixOS installation?

Also, congrats to the new ROs!

@lyxal Rust is actually fine with leaking memory

user

18:18

J: I held up my end of the deal. I took care of the implementation. You're still diddling around.
W: I have the truly awful job here.
J: You wanna talk awful? You wanna go there? Try writing 200 `'static`s all over your code.
W: 'static? What do you mean, 'static?
J: Another thing. Why you got me using lifetime parameters when I got a perfectly safe `.leak()` I can use?
W: Oh God. *walks over to inspect the application*
Application: `memory allocation of 16 bytes failed`

emanresu A

19:44

@lyxal 91 + 19 = 100

ATaco

20:58

Is Joeasis Deterministic..?

DLosc

@emanresuA That's an xkcd 2313 moment but for addition

Seggan

@ATaco yes

Seggan

21:18

HAHA YEEEEES

STRUCTS FINALLY WORK

THAT MEANS ARRAYS WORK

ATaco

CMC: print "Hello, World!" in Joeasus

@Seggan Which lang?

Seggan

gourmet

a c-like language compiling to chef

ATaco

Right, I remember you were working on that

Seggan

sure getting and setting a 5 element array compiles to 605 lines of chef code BUT IT WORKS

ATaco

HeyAsLongAsItWorks.jpg

Seggan

21:20

@ATaco u late :P

ATaco

CMC: Primes up to 30

lyxal

@ATaco temperature = 0

So yes

ATaco

Oooo

Seggan

@ATaco Joeasus, 11 bytes: primes[30:]

ATaco

I got PRIME[:30] for 10

Actually 30 primes works for 9

Seggan

21:25

interesting

~~also fix ur links~~

ATaco

~~Blame Vyxal~~

According to Joeasus, today is 2023-08-16 14:34:00

lyxal

21:40

@Seggan like I said, part of the ai experience :p

Ai generated the website too, along with the permalink system

ATaco

What even is Peq

lyxal

Codeword for joeasus

I figured the meme name might throw the LLM

So I used something serious internally so it'd focus more on code

ATaco

Smart

Seggan

FINALLY

GOURMET IS DONE

i have finished the last feature: string literals

"Hello, World!" is now possible in only 322 lines of chef code :P

ATaco

You're missing one of the most important parts of Chef

It must be delicious

Seggan

21:51

sighs must I use my newfound RO powers so soon?

heres the code if u wanna look at the monstrosity :P

Ginger

@Seggan :3c

Seggan

now, time to write the insanely horrible string searching algorithm to finally get meself that 200 rep bounty :P

Ginger

a reasonable amount of effort

Seggan

shush yes i know ive been working for 8 months for all that 200 rep

ATaco

I too enjoy elevating languages to more usable states

Seggan

21:56

if you want some code samples the stdlib file is good

@Ginger that does mean i get time to work on metis, yes

Ginger

wondrous

Seggan

first i gotta go solve that challenge...

~~am i gonna have to reimplement regex in chef~~

ATaco

Pro-tip for implementing a pattern matcher
Avoid

Ginger

true!

DLosc

> P ~~ro-t~~ ip for implementing a pattern matcher

Seggan

22:06

AAA WHY IS EVERYONE USING REGEX

i cannot find a single solution that doesnt use regex so i can steal it

DLosc

Because ~~jQuery~~ regex is great and does all things

Which question is it?

Seggan

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Q: Can the chefs go?

On the TV cooking show Guy's Grocery Games, the chefs cannot begin shopping until Guy Fieri, the show's host, says "Three, two, one, go!" However, the words do not have to be all together. He often "hides" the words in things like this (based on a real example, but not quoting verbatim): There a...

code-golf string

im trying to solve this... in chef

theres a 200 rep bounty on it

probly extra for the "fitting languages" one

and i spent 8 months making 2 programming languages to do this

DLosc

If I were solving it without regex, I'd loop through one character at a time looking for the keywords and use a variable to track how many of the keywords have been encountered so far.

It's not particularly hard without regex, just easier with regex (if you have it available ofc)

ATaco

BRB, gonna solve it in BrainChild

DLosc

BRB, gonna solve it in QBasic

Seggan

22:12

@DLosc yeah that's what I was thinking

Gotta remember to reset if no match though

DLosc

I don't think that's an issue here, is it?

Seggan

Nvm just went over the algo in my head, u're right

DLosc

The one thing to watch out for, I think, is that two doesn't overlap with one

Neil

@Seggan one solution even says "Solution without regex" in its description...

DLosc

Hm, yeah, and Jelly doesn't have regex at all IIRC (though porting a Jelly solution to a C-like language could be just as hard as porting a regex solution)

Seggan

22:27

@Neil oh :P

@DLosc its actually not that hard for this specific one

ATaco

An Ungolfed Solution

Seggan

22:41

look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

fun readString(): String {
    let arr = newArray[Number](0);
    while (true) {
        let input = read();
        if (!transmute[Number, Boolean](input)) {
            break;
        }
        asm[Nothing]("""
            @heap.push [input];
            inc $heapSize;
        """);
        arr.len += 1;
    }
    return transmute[Array[Number], String](arr);
}

ATaco

transmute is a beautifully verbose way to write cast

Seggan

its not a cast, its a bit cast lol

ATaco

Or even as

Seggan

i stole it from rust

as in the bits are literally reinterpreted as the new type

ATaco

Oh lmao

The Brainchild way of doing that is way worse

Seggan

22:43

doc.rust-lang.org/std/mem/fn.transmute.html

ATaco

(some_value -> newType)

Vs some_value<newType> to cast

DLosc

@ATaco Suggest transmogrify for extra verbosity :P

ATaco

That's not Enterprise Enough

new BitReinterpreterFactory().FromType<Number>().ToType<Boolean>().Run(input)

DLosc

The truest part of that line is Run

ATaco

//TODO: Add tests

lyxal

23:07

just seeing the italics on the new ROs for the first time

looks good on y'all

Simd

23:33

@RubenVerg I wonder how much better

lyxal

23:48

@emanresuA that's because you need to actually take the inputs

try it online

(I've fixed the permalink gen)

@ATaco Joeasus, 8 bytes: prime<30

lyxal.github.io/Joeasus/?code=prime%3C30&inputs=

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