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posted on December 11, 2024 by CrSb0001‭

Inspiration: Leetcode's [3Sum] link

I see they've hired the prankster at the water company again. Every year he does this funny prank where he swaps the cold and hot water for a few seconds
Like you turn on the cold tap and it comes out hot
And you turn on the hot tap and it comes out cold
Honestly that's some pretty good worker representation that he's been able to do so for like over 20 years
Every summer he does this
And I always think "oh that funny guy he got me again"
Some people might say "there's no guy working there switching the taps it's to do with the cold water pipes being heated by the summer heat + sun and the hot water system not having heated up water yet"
But I know deep down the guy at the water company is dedicated
He really must be dedicated, for he does it to my pipes too!
ikr
 
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06:51
Is there a category on esolangs.org: all programs do same thing?
 
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09:37
@l4m2 No-code Esolang is the closest
Worth noting this includes the subset of languages that have different functionality depending on inputs other than source code, such as languages that only print input regardless of code
10:22
CMR: 2Mello - Noize The Invasion music.youtube.com/watch?v=OPTn2A6UvGw
<insert "Kendrick, drop another diss track" meme but about 2mello here>
 
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14:02
typescript is very easy
watch
script
boom that's typescript
I did the instruction now what
what do I do once I typescript
install a new framework each week
 
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Q: Compare two arrays

l4m2Compare two arrays Given two arrays A and B, maybe with circular references, but without other objects, decide which is true: A < B A = B A > B None of above Here, A<B means there is a finite sequence [a1..an], such that A[a1][a2]...[an] is undefined and B[a1][a2]...[an] is defined, and for eac...

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Q: Anyone know the solution to this javascript codegolf?

Shaun O' NeillThis codegolf has had me stumped for a few days. Anyone know the solution? https://alf.nu/ReturnTrue?world=true&level=OaPQClUz%2FWfm%2FKH-On7WfIL1h4SgCzlC21Py

 
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> You are required to complete a written reflection related to Decision making of no fewer than 1000 words by January 31, 2025. The reflection should employ both critical thinking and analysis and demonstrate an above-benchmark level of critical thinking as measured by the Association of American Colleges & Universities (AAC&U) rubric, a copy is attached to this letter.
bruh
I guess a 1000-word essay isn't that bad of a punishment for what could technically be a felony lol
... uhm context?
They caught me in a steam tunnel a few weeks back lol
And, awkwardly, they caught my friend in one last night, but it was after the fact so she was with me, which means that they were extremely suspicious of me
And they were some fucking pigs. Like I don't say that lightly. They had six of them to respond to a 19 year old in a hallway with some pipes in it. They were so unnecessarily rude, made all sorts of assumptions, were completely power tripping, just awful
Except guess where we happened to be
The fucking SCHOOL NEWSPAPER OFFICE
So guess what article is currently in the works lmao
Like pro tip if you're going to abuse your power and be a complete unprofessional asshole don't do it right in front of one of the top reporters for the school newspaper
What font should I use?
TNR is too overdone, Garamond is pretty but not appropriate here, Cambria is ugly IMO, and a serif font just doesn't give the right vibes
Comic Sans
I thought about it
Probably not the best first impression tho :p
att
att
papyrus
20:37
Avenir?
Atkinson Hyperlegible
@rydwolf For the essay or the school newspaper article?
@rydwolf :D rydwolf revenge arc
@DLosc The essay
@Ginger ooh, I actually kinda forgot about that font
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wait google changes the page font if you search some font names
thats kinda cool
20:40
it huh
@rydwolf the sentence makes it funnier
are you including that in the essay?
No, because pluralizing "crimes" raises some questions :p
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@att TIL wow
I'm sorry about my one (1) crime :(
20:41
I'm sorry about all the crimes that you're currently aware of
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I'm sorry about my {crimes}
I'm using that
I also fully plan on including a detailed complaint about CMUPD's handling of both incidents
@rydwolf "crimeses"
I genuinely think CMUPD should be stripped of their responsibility to secure the tunnels
20:44
on that note, how did you not get caught for a decent while
They've shown they're both incompetent at keeping people out, and unnecessarily bloodthirsty once they catch them
@Redz Mix of good planning and good luck
If everything goes right, they won't catch you. At least, unless they decide to track you all the way across campus and/or the city
Which they've started doing
Have you considered that "unnecessarily bloodthirsty" may be an intentional strategy to reduce recidivism, thereby increasing their effectiveness at keeping people out?
Using the endless array of new cameras they've installed
aw
@DLosc I do not believe the people I was dealing with are capable of intentional strategy
20:47
would you say the experience is worth the punishment
The way they were treating me and especially the girl who was caught last night was just pure ego and spite
@rydwolf To be blunt: that kind of reductionist, dismissive thinking about people you don't like is not going to serve you well in life. At the very least, it will lead to you constantly underestimating people.
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@Redz I'd say it becomes worth it at around 2-3 successful missions
Getting caught after a single incident isn't worth it
new plan: must device 2-3 successful missions
I'm probably not incompetent enough to get caught if I go once
But if you succeed over and over again and finally slip up, it's decently worthwhile
20:49
alternate proposal: don't do it at all
yeah but where's the fun in that
well, you don't have to write a thousand-word essay
writing essays is easy though and I have written them many times
exploring tunnels, on the other hand, is once-in-a-lifetime
worth
maybe I just don't enjoy writing essays :p
@DLosc I grew up with a police officer as my dad and a civilian employee of a sheriff's office as my mom. I've heard a lot of situations described from the perspectives of the cops, and sometimes the cruelty is just the point.
Sure, they're probably cracking down so hard at a strategic level to deter people going back. But it's not the strategic-level stuff (increased cameras, increasingly sophisticated responses to incidents, etc.) that I'm bothered by, it's things during the actual interactiosn that are orthogonal to the goals of the police. (1/2)
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20:57
@Ginger geographic thing maybe?
Like misgendering someone, interrupting people repeatedly, making insulting jokes, attempting to emasculate me by bringing up the "tears in my eyes" in the first incident (which is both not true, and ineffective because I'm he/they with thoroughly queer friends), treating my lack of eye contact like something disrespectful or indicative of lying, etc.
Like they also did really shitty things related more directly to their job (nearly tackling me on a concrete floor because they misread me standing there with my hands in the air as trying to run, for example, or pushing the girl last night to show footage on her phone to them), but that's not what I'm as mad about
:|
It's that they went well out of their way to be mean
the TEARS IN YOUR EYES lmao
if that were in a movie people would call it over-the-top
21:01
I know it's ultimately unproductive to phrase it the way I did, but I have no power in this situation, the only thing I can do is feel better by shit-talking the way they treated me and my friends
@Ginger This lady thought she was in a cop show frfr. Legit used the line "hmm, a likely story"
wondrous
movie scene material
maybe I'm biased, but police forces on the whole do not seem to attract individuals who are inclined to responsibly use the power they are entrusted with
There's an overused line about cops just being insecure high school bullies and that's the kind that I was dealing with
I have respect in theory for well-meaning police
Like, if you genuinely are there to protect your community and put yourself at risk in service of others, that's noble as shit. But a few good apples are spoiled by the bunch.
21:05
agreed
then again I am lucky enough to not have had a direct encounter with the police up to this point
21:17
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Q: Find a fraction's parent in the Stern-Brocot tree

Dannyu NDosObjective Given a positive reduced fraction, output its parent in the Stern-Brocot tree. The outputted fraction shall also be reduced. The Stern-Brocot tree The Stern-Brocot tree is a infinite-height complete binary (search) tree that accommodates every positive reduced fraction exactly once. It ...

Binary search trees are just so awesome.
I love binary search trees
I don't think there's ever been an occasion where I've needed to use a binary search tree :p
have you heard of treaps?
or maybe there have been occasions and I simply did not recognize them for what they were
21:20
@Redz No
they're a mix of a binary search tree and a heap
@Redz I have now
this is interesting
super useful for magic array operations, like moving blocks around in an array or reversing the order of a block
I'm too high-level for this stuff
AGAIN?
AHAHAHA
21:21
shut upppp
brain was in discord mode
ooo
okay, okay, you win
not my fault that stack decided to use their own custom strike syntax
insert mod strike joke
@Ginger I mean, we don't know that for certain
stack's custom strike syntax looks a bit like "we're adding more AI to the platform!" :p
sheesh the mod strike was such a long time ago
21:28
@Ginger it could be entirely possible that some time in the future, someone tries using time travel to make it so that discord syntax was used, causing a paradox, and you solve it by using time travel to force SE to use triple dashes again
SE strike through could very well be a canon event
haha yeah that would be wild
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Q: Digits in their lanes

Kevin Cruijssen##Input: A list of integers ##Output: Put each digit (and the minus sign) in its own lane, in the order -0123456789, ignoring any duplicated digits. ##Example: Input: [1,729,4728510,-3832,748129321,89842,-938744,0,11111] Output: -0123456789 <- Added as clarification only, it's not part of the ou...

How did this post never get hit by Community Bot to fix the headings?
 
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@noodleperson IDK, but I fixed it
Nice lol

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