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10:00 PM
@PeterTamaroff I'm serious.
 
@PeterTamaroff I made it up, It's as meaningless as this election.
 
@Gigili It just reminded me of Gigi, Giselle, which is a really nice French name.
 
@PeterTamaroff I'm serious. "Chicks dig it shaved."
 
@MattN agreed. So you think he could use his first actual tie? You should have seen the monstrosity he wore when he got the Fields medal :)
 
@PeterTamaroff Well, that leads to the fact that my nickname is a really nice name.
 
10:01 PM
@Gigili I'm not a master in logic, but that seems true.
 
@PeterTamaroff You're master in logic now, enjoy it.
 
@tb Who is this? I've seen Perelman's picture but I don't recognise this guy.
 
@MattN LOL. If I had to use (do you say use/wear?) a beard, I'd choose Wolverine's.
 
this is the guy who didn't refuse the fields medal
 
@MattN He's a French mathematician. He's been to TED.
 
10:03 PM
remember that guy?
 
@MattN Villani (nice tie on WP, too :))
 
@EricGregor Hint?
 
@tb Seems to be into ribbons : )
 
Spiderman?
Spiderman 2?
 
i don't follow, @Gigili
 
10:05 PM
@MattN He is like the coolest mathematician ever!
 
I got my birthday dinner moved from 6 PM to 5 PM. I hope I can make it back in time.
 
@robjohn It is your birthday? :-).
 
@JonasTeuwen is in love
 
@JonasTeuwen I think Gauss is the coolest mathematician ever.
 
@JonasTeuwen It is.
 
10:05 PM
@EricGregor He is already taken :(.
 
i say poincare
 
And I have a headache.
 
@MattN Gauss is dead!
He is not cool anymore.
 
@EricGregor You don't follow yourself? Who is the guy you were talking about?
 
Or very cool...
 
10:06 PM
@JonasTeuwen He's not? what started warming him up?
 
@JonasTeuwen So what? That doesn't make him any less cool. In fact, it makes him literally cooler.
 
@MattN But Villani is actually a nice guy...
 
@Gigili i was responding to matt, talking about the dandy fields medalist
 
That gives additional coolness points.
 
@JonasTeuwen How do you know?
 
10:07 PM
Hey @rob, happy birthday!
 
I've seen him.
And I know people that talked to him.
 
@JonasTeuwen Did you talk to each other?
 
@Gigili Thanks :-)
 
And the biography of Gauss makes me think "asshole!".
@MattN No, unfortunately not. He was quite busy.
 
He was, apparently, an asshole, yes.
 
10:07 PM
we are going in circles, aren't we?
 
@robjohn Happy birthday sir!
@Gigili How did you know?
 
@robjohn Happy birthday from me, too!
 
@tb Kukuk!
 
@robjohn Happy birthday!! :-).
 
Happy birthday, @robjohn!
 
10:08 PM
@MattN Is this one of those famous Swiss clocks?
 
@MattN I'm pretty sure that if you knew more about Cedric Villani you'd think he's the coolest too! 8-).
 
@BrianMScott I don't know the intended meaning of the username : )
 
He's also quite strange, but not in a Perelman-way.
 
3 mins ago, by robjohn
@JonasTeuwen It is.
 
Happy birthday to you,
happy bithday to you,
 
10:10 PM
@MattN I love monkeys. So I can have facial hair?
 
@JonasTeuwen How did you know?
 
Anyway. Need to read some smoke signals now : )
 
Did I know what?
 
@skullpatrol Happy birthday.........dear ROB
 
happy birthday dear RobJohn,
 
10:10 PM
Thanks for all the birthday wishes.
 
@skullpatrol Happy birthday, to...... you.
 
happy birthday to you
 
This chat is like facebook : )
 
Yeah, this sucks.
 
@robjohn This is my gift
 
10:11 PM
For everybody that has his birthday in the coming 366 days: Happy birthday!
There.
 
you guys can make amends and answer my question about tempered distribution problems
and defacebookify the conversation
 
Distributions!
 
@MattN quite a bit like that. I am not very facebook active, yet I got about 8 birthday wishes.
 
Too many Robjohns on Facebook! 8-).
 
Teddy, isn't an isometry continuous? (sorry in advance, I hope I won't ask any not so well thought-through questions)
 
10:14 PM
@MattN sure, it's the 1-lipschitziest type of function I can think of :)
 
@tb Then I don't understand Davide's comment. Can you see deleted comments?
 
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Happy birthday @robjohn!
 
@ClarkKent Thanks. I feel much older :-)
 
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@robjohn You can be a baby again in your next life!
 
@MattN he's phrasing it a bit poorly. The problem is that you beg the question this way: you want to prove that $g \in L^2$ and you start by applying a theorem on $L^2$-functions.
 
10:18 PM
@tb Eeww. Yes, indeed. Now I'm not sure what I was thinking when I wrote that.
I can't hide my mathematical inability from you, can I? : )
 
General recommendation time: to all the pros out there, I'm soon going to be done with my first linear algebra and differential equations course. What's your recommandation on a good book to read to solidify these topics more in depth?
 
@ClarkKent I'll remember that.
 
Hence being embarrassed are wasted feelings.
 
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@NicoBellic I am not a "pro" but seriously it depends a lot on the exact content you wish to cover and your learning style, so you should just go to the library and check them all out.
 
Hmm. Krylov's Sobolev Spaces and Rudin's Functional Analysis.
 
10:21 PM
@MattN The older you get, the more you realize that.
 
@MattN it's the right thinking process towards the solution I'd say... You need to re-arrange the argument. You've got a handle on $\int fg$ for all $f$. You want to show that $\sup_f \int fg \lt \infty$. If you have that, then your displayed equation essentially shows what you want.
@MattN you're being too harsh on yourself, as usual... :)
 
@ClarkKent I covered Linear Algebra by Friedberg (4th edition) fairly in depth. But the book seems to focus more on just the theory, and little on examples. So I guess I would love to know of a book that covers these topics with more examples.
 
@robjohn I'm not overcomplicating things here am I? (just making sure I don't miss a slick trick).
 
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@NicoBellic Are you kidding me? That book is full of examples and theory! It is a great book!
 
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Why don't you just do all the exercises then, if you need more examples?
 
10:25 PM
You also definitely need to read Duistermaat's distribution theory book. It is great.
 
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@JonasTeuwen Are you answering Nico???
 
Yes.
He asked for depth.
 
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@JonasTeuwen I think you are nuts then, like me.
 
OH! How sad is the story of Lamè and FLT.
 
You're not nuts. You're superman!
I'm batman.
 
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10:26 PM
@JonasTeuwen There, now you are a confirmed nutcase, like me. QED.
 
@ClarkKent That's what I thought too for the problems that were worked out. But most of the problems at the end have no answers. I get lost at times!
 
What? No I really am Batman!
 
@PeterTamaroff Lamé requires less effort for you and your language :)
 
@tb Come again?
 
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@NicoBellic How do you find the difficulty of the book. If you can understand the text then you are on your way...
 
10:27 PM
I'm sure my advisor would also recommend Rudin.
I went to him as a second-years undergrad.
 
@PeterTamaroff Oh, I thought I saw you adding an accent to the e, but I must have hallucinated. It's Lamé, not Lamè
 
And said that I really wanted to learn something for a change.
 
@tb you mean in your second comment?
 
Then he gave me the books by Stein...
 
I thought the dual of $L^2$ was $L^2$. The problem is, thought here really means assumed. How do I find a dual space? I remember this horrible computation in one of the exercises that left me clueless.
 
10:28 PM
@ClarkKent Eh.. The vast majority is decent to very understandable.
 
@MattN Well, it is quite sucky I must tell you! You define the mapping between the spaces and then you prove it :-).
 
@tb Oh. They're next to each other in the kbrd. Do you know anything about Kummer and ideal complex numbers? It is very interesting how Lamé tried to solve the problem.
 
@ClarkKent I guess Friedberg just doesn't do any applications though. It's all theory.
 
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@NicoBellic Like I said I think you should just check them all out.
 
@robjohn yes, first Riesz to find another function (an a priori different one), then fundamental lemma of calculus of variations to identify the two functions a.e..
 
10:29 PM
@JonasTeuwen Meaning you have to have a clue first?
 
@MattN Yup.
 
@PeterTamaroff not very much, honestly.
 
@ClarkKent Alright sounds good. What about D.E?
 
: (
 
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@NicoBellic It depends on what you mean by applications. For example he does apply them to differential equations or geometry in n-space
 
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10:29 PM
@NicoBellic What text did you use?
 
@tb Well, in my inmature maths knowledge, it seems interesting. Do you know anything about Kummer and ideal complex numbers?
 
@MattN But $(L^p)^* = L^q$ with $p^{-1} + q^{-1} = 1$ and $$g \mapsto \int fg.$$
(No conjugates, bro!)
 
Maybe I should start with cycltomic polynomials, but whatever....
 
@ClarkKent I mean as in real life applications. Comp sci, etc. I use D.E. With Boundary Value Problems by Polking.
 
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@NicoBellic Well, if you understand the theory you can apply it to anything. For specific applications look for specific books.
 
10:31 PM
@PeterTamaroff It certainly is interesting to many people, so follow it, but don't ask me, because I know virtually nothing about number theory.
 
@JonasTeuwen Because they're real-valued? Or what do you mean by no conjugates, bro?
 
@ClarkKent is Strang's L.A. book any good?
 
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@NicoBellic Ah one of those fat books with lots of pictures. Well, I am sure it is full of examples already, maybe a bit too many
 
@MattN Because you could be confused with the inner product on $L^2$.
 
@tb I see. Why don'0t you find it interesting?
 
10:31 PM
Which does have a conjugate.
 
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@NicoBellic I don't mean to not answer you, but like I said you should use what suits you. What I like and what you like could be very different.
 
@PeterTamaroff I do find it interesting, but some things are more interesting to me :)
 
@tb Oh. Well, that is certainly true!
 
@robjohn Hey Mean Square, are you ready to rumble with the 66.6 Beast? Where are the numerologists when we need them....
 
Well, actually those things are more interesting, not only to you. It is a general truth 8-)))).
 
10:33 PM
@ClarkKent Haha, alright I gotchu. Thanks man. I'll keep that in mind.
 
@JonasTeuwen Thank you. I made exactly that mistake! (among others, of course)
Ha. Nice. : )
 
@JonasTeuwen Who are you adressing?
 
@PeterTamaroff tb.
 
bleh got myself confused...
 
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@NicoBellic Just to name you a few of what I like. For linear algebra, try Hoffman/Kunze's linear algebra, Axler's Linear Algebra done right or Halmos's finite-dimensional vector spaces.
 
10:34 PM
Now let's see if I can fix my post.
 
@MattN I think it just reduces to the fact that $\int fg = 0$ for all $g$. Then $f = 0$.
Which is pretty bloody monkey I'd say.
 
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@nico Again to name a few I like, for ordinary differential equations look at wolfgang walter's ordinary differential equations, corduneanu's principles of differntial and integral equations, teschl's ordinary differential equations and dynamical systems, vrabie's differential equations.
 
Walter!
@ClarkKent But where is Krylov?
 
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@JonasTeuwen Yes, typical German thoroughness.
 
The Sobolov space book is pretty kickass.
 
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10:36 PM
@JonasTeuwen Is he still alive? Rudin is dead.
 
@ClarkKent I have Axler! It's fantastic too.
 
@ClarkKent Not sure! The books are pretty recent.
Otherwise, Evans could do too...
But Evans is not so rigorous.
 
I'll go play the guitar for a while. Let me know if there is any important news!
 
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@PeterTamaroff All gossip in this room is important.
 
@JonasTeuwen he's at Bogolyubov's place. They drink Vodka
 
10:37 PM
That sounds Russian! So it must be good.
Yes.
 
Oh, @BillDubuque if you could spare some time to read this, it will be much appreciated!
 
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@tb That is also a chess player
 
@ClarkKent News $\neq$ gossip. QED.
 
I think catty purring is the sweetest sound.
 
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@PeterTamaroff maybe i'll start typing without proper spelling and punctuation, it's faster
 
10:39 PM
@ClarkKent What? Let me go!
 
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@PeterTamaroff sorry i did not mean to ping you there, accident
 
@ClarkKent Nikolay ≠ Efim
 
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the combinatorialist imre leader is also a go champion
 
@ClarkKent When I play white, I win because I play white. When I play black, I win because I am Bogolyubov. Or something like that.
 
@PeterTamaroff I'm not going to have much spare time now with mod candidacy. Why not post questions to MSE?
 
10:41 PM
@MattN How many dB?
 
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@BrianMScott this reminds me since we are on chess that the most common mistake is rotating the chessboard by 90 degrees and also alternating the king and queen position
 
@ClarkKent I was alluding to this cool theorem.
 
@JonasTeuwen Not sure : )
 
Invariant measures are pretty kickass.
I used that theorem today to prove the contractivity of some semigroup related to Mister Ornstein-Uhlenbeck.
 
@JonasTeuwen it all boils down to amenability :) remember this uniform ergodic theorem answer? one of our first interactions here :)
 
10:42 PM
@ClarkKent The first is not a problem when you're playing on a cheap board that folds in the middle!
 
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@BrianMScott There is nothing to stop one from having the line vertically.
 
The coolest operator ever: The Ornstein-Uhlenbeck operator.
@tb Yes!
@tb I was the only one finishing the course on ergodic theory, btw 8-)).
 
Oh, it's late. I have to force myself into bed and do Riesz tomorrow. Have to get up quite early (9 o'clock).
 
@ClarkKent Except the knowledge that it's intended to go horizontally.
 
May I ask about a formula for a $1$-form?
 
10:43 PM
Good night!
 
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@BrianMScott Well, the manufacturers could fold it wrongly too.
 
G'night, Matt.
 
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@MattN Good night.
 
@ClarkKent They could, but I've never seen an actual example. (There probably is at least one somewhere, though.)
 
@MattN Matt leaves, the cowbells arrive. Coincidence? Good night my favorite peasant in this chat room!
 
10:44 PM
@MattN Night! Ding ding!
 
Sorry, I'm not much of a substitute.
 
@tb Haha, likewise : )
 
@MattN Facial hair looks pretty good on monkeys btw.
 
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What does cowbell mean? I am not familiar with all these internet terms. I need a copy of urban dictionary or something
 
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@JonasTeuwen not on female monkeys
 
10:45 PM
That's... A bell for a cow.
 
@ClarkKent a bell hung around a cow's neck?
 
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@tb ah i thought it was another term for cow dung
 
:(
 
Ahhh, that's the smell 8-)).
 
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@Cowbell cheer up, have a kit kat
 
10:46 PM
@Cowbell Oh, no worries. You know: We're from the country full of mountains, chocolate, watches and banks.
 
In the movie "Good Will Hunting" you can see Parseval on the first blackboard!
 
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In the movie a beautiful mind they play go.
 
@tb And incomprehensible German?
 
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So we just mentioned my two fave movies.
 
I'll just throw this out there. If $\alpha=fdx+gdy+hdz$ is a $1$-form, what is the formula for $d\alpha$?
 
10:47 PM
It is: $d(f dx + g dy + h dz)$.
 
@Cowbell it should be awfully reminiscent of the curl...
 
@tb I like Switzerland. I went to Italy once, and found the cleanliness of Switzerland refreshing. There was no pigeon poo on the ground.
 
@Cowbell That's because they ate all the pigeons...
 
Those neutral monsters!
 
Get in my belly, you flying monster!
 
10:49 PM
@BillDubuque Oh, no... The Beast!
 
@Cowbell I like Italy a lot, too. Despite the pigeon poo.
 
We also have pigeon poo!
 
@Cowbell Can you do $d(f(x,y,z)\,dx)$?
 
And a right light district.
"Oh man, this is the hell on earth!"
 
@JonasTeuwen I've heard of a "red light district", but not a "right light district"
 
10:51 PM
@robjohn Someone just pointed that out, and I couldn't resist milking it for a chuckle. Bye the way, happy B-day. Now I can feel younger than you temporarily.
 
@robjohn Typo :-).
 
@tb I think altogether, it's should be something like $d\alpha=dfdx+dgdy+dhdz$ where $df=\frac{\partial f}{\partial x}dx+\frac{\partial f}{\partial y}dy+\frac{\partial f}{\partial z}dz$, and similarly for $dg$ and $dh$?
 
Old Man With Wings.jpg
 
@BillDubuque I had no idea we were that close in age.
 
@Cowbell $d(f \,dx) = f_x \,dx \wedge dx + f_y \,dy \wedge dx + f_z \,dz \wedge dx$.
Now you can simplify this a bit. (you're right with what you say)
 
10:53 PM
@JonasTeuwen I was thinking it was where the Republicans (the "Right") went for their "fun & games".
 
yes
 
@tb Are you referring to me in that last message?
 
@Cowbell remember that $dx\wedge dx=-dx\wedge dx$ (swapping dx and dx)
 
@robjohn Oh... 8-).
 
@Cowbell yes, I am.
 
10:55 PM
@robjohn so $dxdx=0$. Thanks.
 
Next $dy\,dx = - dx \,dy$, etc.
Then re-group the entire thing.
 
@tb Does "viel spaß Ausstellungsdauer" make sense to you?
 
@Cowbell Another way of looking at it: the outer $dx$ integration holds the inner $x$ constant so that the inner $dx=0$.
 
@Gigili uhm. no, sorry. "Have fun, duration of the exhibition."
 
@tb During the exhibition?
 
10:57 PM
Wunderbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
 
aaah. :)
 
@robjohn Maybe I was misrembering. If you're middle name is Wm then we're not.
 
@Gigili "Viel Spaß an der Ausstellung" is what I'd say. During is während, but "Viel Spaß während der Ausstellung", sounds a bit murky, but I can't say exactly why.
 
@BillDubuque nope, my middle name is Alan
 

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