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9:00 PM
And ArtOfCode is the best moderator in the world.
 
@quartata I see right through these lies
 
@AlexA. You trust me, right? It's me, quartata.
 
lies.se
 
^
Watch lies.se graduate before us
 
They already did: skeptics.stackexchange.com
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9:02 PM
haha
 
PPCG is tra--- OK I'm back.
I hope ArtOfCode didn't say anything nasty in those 5 minutes.
 
Nope, definitely didn't
 
Yes, nasty. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
I think we're back to 100% socks of Alex normality.
 
Just been here, minding my own business
 
9:03 PM
@ArtOfCode rly
3 mins ago, by quartata
And ArtOfCode is the best moderator in the world.
I can scroll up you know.
 
@ArtOfCode And starring everything related to your sites :P
 
@quartata wouldn't dare propagate propaganda through someone else's account
 
At least he didn't pin it.
@ArtOfCode (joke)
 
@AlexA. Me? Surely not!
 
pls don't suspend me
 
9:04 PM
Can we be black socks? White socks are a big no-no in fashion these days.
 
just a little improv comedy
@Rainbolt sure
I'd prefer tie-dye socks
 
I got some for Christmas but they are so hot
 
I like my fluorescent orange.
 
@quartata Shall we do some science? What's the longest time someone can be suspended for?
 
Seems like every tie dye sock is ultra thick
 
9:05 PM
@ArtOfCode Forever.
 
@ArtOfCode Like 27 years or something I think
 
nononono don't get any ideas
 
@quartata I don't think that is possible, actually.
 
@quartata Not true
@ArtOfCode It's not
 
Really? Huh.
 
9:05 PM
In chat, I don't think there's a limit on how many 9s we can put in the box though.
 
No permas?
Strange.
@ArtOfCode There is a limit on 8s though.
 
Unless the CMs can do it. I certainly can't.
 
@quartata ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
If you want to, you can experiment with my account as long as you bring me back.
I need a reason to get back to work
 
Probably be against one of the ten million slips of paper I hear mods have to sign
 
9:07 PM
Ten million?!
Haha! Whoever told you that?
 
Oh right, I'm sorry. It's ten billion.
 
(That's a severe underestimate.)
 
@El'endiaStarman I know, right? It's at least 20 million.
 
> sign here... ok sign here... DON'T READ THAT sign here... sign.. here
 
what is paper
 
9:08 PM
> Paper is a thin material produced by pressing together moist fibres of cellulose pulp derived from wood, rags or grasses, and drying them into flexible sheets. It is a versatile material with many uses, including writing, printing, packaging, cleaning, and a number of industrial and construction processes.
 
oh i love moist fibres
 
@AlexA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
You should become a paper person
(I hope the Internet agrees one day that everyone is a "he" until told otherwise)
 
This is what I was worried about.
 
@Rainbolt Oh shit have you seen the Disney short Paperman?
 
9:11 PM
Yes, a while back
 
I really don't want close/reopen wars on this.
 
@Rainbolt Yeah. Most places on the Internet are sausage festivals anyway. Plus singular "they" makes me cringe.
 
@quartata Yea me neither. Let's just reopen it and then wait for a concensus to be reached.
 
@Rainbolt No, let's lock it.
Then no one can mess with it.
 
Yea, let's lock it open.
 
9:12 PM
That's the ideal solution.
 
wields Mjolnir menacingly
 
If we reopen it, people might post joke/trash answers
 
>:)
 
@Rainbolt I see where you're going with this...
...
@ArtOfCode Mjolnir is for dupes silly
get your mod terminology straight
 
@quartata or mods
 
9:14 PM
what did they teach you in those ten billion slips of paper
 
mjolnir can be applied to any unilateral mod action
@quartata that we should suspend people who disagree with us for -1.
 
I had a mjolnir the other day. The writing on the handle said "Does this solve your problem?" I clicked "Yes" and boom. Closed.
 
I had a banana the other day.
 
I had a tangerine the other day.
 
I'm waiting to be given a mjolnir for MTG questions so that my opinion becomes exactly five times as important as it was before I gold badged.
 
9:15 PM
I had a life the other day.
 
Holy crap I need 120 more answers to gold badge. That's insane.
 
@Rainbolt Well that's easy.
 
On a site that gets maybe one MTG question per day, not easy
 
Why can't you just answer all the questions with "Jund them out"?
Wow no laughs. sigh
 
@quartata I was going to retort and then I looked at the most recent SCG top 8: sales.starcitygames.com/deckdatabase/…
That makes me happy, because Jund is a good matchup for me
 
9:19 PM
I can do "Abzan them out" if you prefer. Throw in a little variety.
 
I am really tired of feeling bad for playing Siege Rhino
 
Woot, about to rep cap for the second time!
 
I think a challenge was born out of that
But I can't find it. Maybe we talked about it and never did it
 
holy shit this guy is someone I used to know in a GMod gaming clan
small world syndrome confirmed?
That was... weird.
Anyways.
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Q: What makes a popularity contest objective?

quartataIn light of the controversy sparked by this question, I think we need to create a general "rule of thumb" policy on how objective a popularity-contest needs to be in order to be on-topic. The main issue, as I see it, is that people are not in agreement over whether an objective specification sh...

Don't by shy to post on this! We need as many different viewpoints as we can get.
It's a discussion. Don't be scared of it.
 
9:35 PM
Out of ~2 dozen answers, I'm impressed that PowerShell is tied for 6th on the PowerBall challenge.
 
@TimmyD Seems appropriate.
 
@El'endiaStarman This should be less irritating...
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

J AtkinFind the largest repeating sub-sequence code-golf The challenge Your job is to find the longest sequence that repeats at least twice in some string. Examples TBD Sandbox notes Has this been asked before? It seems like I have seen it but I can't find it. If it's not a dupe, the next questi...

 
@quartata Usually PowerShell is towards the lower end of the range, as it tends to be verbose. Especially if a .NET call is needed.
 
@JAtkin Huh?
 
Right, but PowerShell has the shortest Levenshtein distance from PowerBall of the languages
 
9:38 PM
1 hour ago, by El'endia Starman
Wow, it is, surprisingly, slightly annoying to read a bunch of questions all strung together. I "hear" the inflection at the end that denotes a question. Anyone else do that?
 
@quartata :D
 
@JAtkin Yeah, that stopped a while ago, and had nothing to do with your Sandbox post.
 
I'm about to post my CA challenge: meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/8002/2867
 
damn, I don't think I'll manage to write code for it today
 
^ talking to me?
 
9:48 PM
yeah
@flawr I'm quite convinced now that a sieve-like approach will be much more efficient for the fractal smoke sequence
the naive approach iterates over n/2 for every candidate from 1 to s(n)
by using a sieve-like approach you iterate over, but only once, and then the iteration from 1 to s(n) is not nested
I'll try this out in Mathematica in a bit
 
can somebody think of a phase localhost easter egg for my search engine challenge?
maybe even a bonus?
 
Maybe searching localhost shows you his profile image?
 
@RikerW great idea...
I was thinking about printing this:
2 hours ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@PHASE COME BACK WE ARE YOUR FRIEEEEENDS
 
> The 10000 generation rule is subject to change, depending on the runtimes/accuracy of the rules people find. If it is too low to allow reasonable rates of convergence, then I can raise it. Alternatively, I can lower it to serve as a tie-breaker.
^ just added those sentences
I figured on 10000 by doing (3^7)/(2^7) * 320
 
ok...-20% bonus will be if the search term is "localhost", the program will return "@PHASE COME BACK WE ARE YOUR FRIEEEEENDS"
 
9:55 PM
where 320 was the number of generations that the 2-state rules use
and then adding a couple thousand gens for good measure
 
Why not make it a million generations?
It should be very easy with a small grid
.Surely that's unnecessaryt hough
 
what is this chat about?
 
@manshu Hello and welcome! This is the chatroom for Programming Puzzles & Code Golf.
Here we occasionally discuss programming puzzles and/or code golf.
 
It's about wasting time in productive and not-so-productive ways.
 

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