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12:00 AM
"breath" and "breathe" too
 
XD does that happen often?
@Doorknob >______<
Isn't the one with an e british?
A breath, I breathe?
oh wait
I'm an idiot, move along.
 
@Doorknob the different vowel sounds distract from the th though
 
ah, right
 
Anyway, going to bed. Good arbitrary time of day, everyone.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ haha, I should change my username ;)
 
12:03 AM
@MartinBüttner Good night!
@ETHproductions you should X3
 
Plus, these people who can't tell the difference between different 'th' probably can't spell breath and breathe correctly.
 
@MartinBüttner Ahh, that makes sense. The distinction isn't as strong when you're saying it in your head. :P
 
I really like this pattern of new users posting good challenges
2
 
How do we know it's not Calvin raising a sock army?
3
 
3
Q: Remove digits, retaining greater number

Washington GuedesIntroduction This challenge consists in finding the greatest number removing y digits from the original number n which has x digits. Assuming x=4 y=2 n=5263, the possible numbers removing y=2 digits are: [52, 56, 53, 26, 23] So, the greater number is 56 which must be the output for this exam...

 
12:10 AM
Socks are easy to destroy. Just put them in the dryer.
 
I took the SD card out of my raspi and forgot about it
I guess I'm just watching for this lab :P
 
@Doorknob I like that challenge but IMO the I/O is a little restrictive.
 
it's still way better than most new users' questions
 
12:16 AM
True that
 
lots of them have been recently
 
Yeah
It's kind of weird
haha
 
^^"
they should join chat I bet they are english majors
 
@MartinBüttner youtu.be/3-4A5bXi2Dw
The whole video is good (all his videos are, especially the language ones) but the intro specifically is relevant
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "lab" as opposed to "lecture"
Everyone brings their raspberry Pi and we do some hands on learning instead of being spoken at
I'm on mobile and can't figure out how to reply so I hope these pings are good enough :P
 
12:33 AM
@Rainbolt nope...
 
just got these in the mail! :D (cc @AlexA.)
 
\o/ \o/ \o/
 
I just ordered an OnePlus X
let's see how that goes
invite threads actually work \o/ reddit.com/r/oneplus/comments/3qtbx1/…
 
@undergroundmonorail oh, I see
@Doorknob \\\\\\o/////
:3
@Doorknob any particular reason?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ it was a contest on meta.SE
 
12:41 AM
Oh, nice.
I see you have a TI-BASIC :3
 
that would be my math homework in the background :P
 
XD I should probably start that
 
@Doorknob did you guess the number of jellybeans? :o
 
@undergroundmonorail haha, no
 
Okay good, I guessed almost twice as many as you
... They were coins
 
12:42 AM
I'm really bad at guessing numbers of things so yours is probably more accurate
it was jellybeans last year iirc
 
My rule of thumb for guessing numbers of items in a jar is "more than you think"
 
@undergroundmonorail I guessed a power of two :P
I didn't want the tee
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ so did I
 
\o/
iirc it was 2^24
 
... I did not guess that
 
12:45 AM
What did you guess?
 
256
 
oh
I guess I overestimated
 
hahahaha
 
12:46 AM
@undergroundmonorail it has spikes
it's not supposed to have spikes
oh no wait
I'm retarded that's his tail
 
Um
I think you're looking at a different picture than me
 
@undergroundmonorail you linked to a squirrel with two very prominently displayed testicles
click the link
 
That is the image I tried to link to
And it's where the link goes to for me
 
He used his super-arm-scale power.
 
well
now it works normally
but that page returned this for me like a sec ago
wait
it gives that in my normal browser
but the proper image when in incognito
 
12:51 AM
weird
 
maybe I'm banned from fark.net?
 
and please, remove that picture o_____o
 
although I never visited that nor do I know what it is
 
I also don't know what that is I just googled for the picture
 
12:53 AM
And then I thought "maybe I should reupload it to imgur... naaah"
I wish I had done that
 
@undergroundmonorail what's the worst that can happen?
well, apparently that's squirrel cojones
 
Anyway the problem with that image is that 20*16*10 is 3200
 
@PhiNotPi you here?
how to handle rules at the edge of the automaton?
 
I type this by accident in my code: "asfd0...0fdsa".spit(0);
 
12:56 AM
pitoo clunk
 
@PhiNotPi never mind, just spotted the circular part
 
Is anyone trying automata voting?
 
> flash
I'll come draw after my lab if anyone's still there
 
Just looking for neat free no-login multiplayer online games and stuff
 
Tagpro is fun and doesn't require login
I used to play it competitively
I wasn't very good :P
 
@Calvin'sHobbies As pre-made KotH controllers for answers to access directly?
 
No, just for fun
 
I was mostly joking... :)
 
I need a programmatic way in JavaScript to obtain the image file and title text of an XKCD image. Help? X_X
 
1:05 AM
I'm 99 percent sure xkcd has an API for that
 
Do you specifically need to access the image from the main page? Otherwise each comic has an image link to a separate page (I think)
 
That returns json and everything
I might have dreamed it though
 
@Doorknob So what was the actual number? My guess was "a lot."
 
@Calvin'sHobbies o__o thanks!! I was going to hack it together
 
1:09 AM
@AlexA. oh, I don't remember, I'd have to look it up :P
 
@Doorknob Any idea where the information lives?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies i came and drew but i think everyone is gone
 
1
Q: Find the capacity of 2D printed objects

SisyphusIn a fictional 2D world, a set of 2D printing instructions for an object can be represented by a list of integers as follows: 1 4 2 1 1 2 5 3 4 Each number represents the height of the object at that particular point. The above list translates to the following object when printed: # # ...

 
1:25 AM
everyone not in flockdraw
look what you're missing
 
@BlockCoder1392 Go to flockdraw.com/ge803u
 
I would but FLASH
@AlexA. uhh probably on a blog post somewhere
 
1:37 AM
@Doorknob Ok
 
(ツ)¯\_(ツ) ¯\_○| ̄(;´༎
*was afk
 
is there a simple way to generate a uniformly random three choice list such that there exists a strict plurality, without simply rejecting non-strict pluralities?
 
Just accept rejection!
 
@feersum btw your code man...
 
1:45 AM
?
 
goto begin;
state s = rg() % S;
two big flaws :P
the first in style, the latter in uniformity
 
I'm happy to see someone was trolled by my goto :P
 
the latter is an actual error though :)
std::uniform_int_distribution<> ternary_dist(0, 2);
state s = ternary_dist(rg);
 
I know that function exists, but the gain of precision was not worth enough for me to type its name.
 
is 51/51/49 the only configuration without a strict plurality?
 
1:48 AM
oops, now that's an error
 
@orlp I had no idea that was in STL
 
@feersum is it?
 
I thought the post said that 51/51/49 was the only configuration and believed it
 
I'm wondering
oh no of course not
52/52/151-104
x/x/151-2x
where 51 <= x <= 75
 
1:54 AM
um
 
@orlp That still seems like such a tiny proportion of the state space that rejection is probably as fast as you need for all practical purposes
 
what corner?
 
bourgeois corner
 
Am I seriously not going to get any rep notifications until I get the 500 rep from the bounty back? That's not at all annoying...
 
2:04 AM
i hope no one expects to me download zork for this
 
Finally something not hideous
 
@Calvin'sHobbies have you tried looking at the background
 
hahaha
 
@undergroundmonorail Have you seen/played "House of Hell?"
 
@undergroundmonorail It could be a starry sky!
 
2:07 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no
@Calvin'sHobbies have you ever been outside at night
 
@trichoplax it was more out of interest
 
-2
Q: Solve the Halting Problem (apparently)

PyRulezYour boss calls you up and say "solve the halting problem". You explain you can't. He says "yeah, well they used to say bumblebees would never fly, but those little buggers proved us all wrong." So know, you have to solve the halting problem. How? Fake it! Make a program that appears to solve t...

 
I left for a minute and now it's all blank :/
nevermind
 
I don't think your leaving effected that :P
 
2:11 AM
So how is the discord/skype going?
 
it's... not
 
lol
What happened?
 
nobody's there :P
 
I am...
:P
@Doorknob why are you always there when I look?
 
because I have a Firefox tab perpetually open to it
 
2:12 AM
@orlp In that case, I'm interested too - let me know if you find a way :)
 
@Doorknob lol
@Doorknob Why?
 
why not?
 
Cause I regulary close chrome.
And does chrome/chomium run on debian?
 
yes of course
 
Then why do you still use firefox?
 
2:16 AM
primary browser is Chromium, but Discord hates Chromium apparently
 
Chrom > Firefox > Safari > Solaris > Emacs
@Doorknob Oh, okay.
I think @GamrCorps also keeps a tab open..
@Doorknob how many levels are there in nethack?
 
"levels"?
 
dungeon levels
 
depends
randomly generated
around 50 usually
plus the Planes
 
cause this guy I am watching seems to be on lvl 25.
Just wondering, cause my best is 6. :P
 
2:20 AM
usually ~50 in the main branch, but it varies
 
Okay.
I keep falling in spike pits.
 
if you count the Mines, Soko, Ludios, Quest, etc., much more of course
 
Like 10 deaths, 6 to spikes.
2 by kicking something weird.
@Doorknob wat?
 
@RikerW just spikes? You should maybe stop being low on health then :P
 
I fell into like 3 in a row...
Was at 18 health I think.
 
2:21 AM
(totally unrelated)
 
That was for my most recent death.
@Doorknob rofl
Why would you name your kid that????
Sup @Maltysen?
 
hey
 
Nethack has 44 levels plus the planes, mines, castle and quest things. There is also Cloud Nine (lvl -9), Heaven (lvl -10) and Nowhere (lvl 0) which can only be accessed via teleportation.
 
wow.
I have made it to exactly 6.
 
@quartata 44? not sure about that
I've had a 53 Sanctum before
 
2:26 AM
Plus, I actually fell through 3 and 4...
 
I could have sworn it was 44
 
it's RNG
 
@whoever's typing in teal:
 
Hey, I'm not dead!!!.
Oh, wait, I am...
Ghosts can type?
 
2:28 AM
@undergroundmonorail wtaf
 
@RikerW ghosts have a bluetooth interface
 
@Maltysen Oh, okay.
 
Random mini-challenge idea: what's coolest thing any language does when given its name as the source code?
Most infix or prefix language would have syntax errors, I bet, but there's got to be some good ones
 
@Doorknob ever played SLASH'EM?
 
2:33 AM
@quartata No, he only plays Nethack
 
SLASH'EM is a variant of Nethack
and yes, I have, a total of once
it was during Junethack. I did not particularly enjoy it :P
 
Harder? Or just weird?
 
both?
very weird
 
Pyth, CJam, Japt, all give syntax errors
Jolf prints 0, GolfScript does nothing
 
@AlexA. Doorknob only plays Nethack and its variants => PPCG is a Nethack variant ??
3
 
2:35 AM
one does not simply play PPCG
 
doorknob mods ppcg
no fun allowed
 
gs2 prints gs2
while GS2 does nothing
Retina also prints 0
 
i wonder what GTB does
 
Hello
 
2:41 AM
@Calvin'sHobbies That's the only logical conclusion
 
@SuperJedi224 @ETHproductions come draw - flockdraw.com/ge803u
@AlexA. ^
 
I just tried everything on tryitonline.net, nothing interesting :(
 
@ETHproductions it's a language someone used to use on this site but they never provided a working interpreter so we downvoted all their posts after a while
 
@Calvin's sorry, gtg
 
it supposedly compiled to ti-basic but when they explained what the equivlent ti-basic code was it never actually worked lmao
 
2:42 AM
@ETHproductions Retina prints 0 because it simply tries to match Retina to the input string. Try giving it an input of Retina
@undergroundmonorail that was Timtech
 
Do I want nethack x11, nethack lisp, or nethack console?
 
console
 
k
 
what is nethack-lisp O_o
 
I need a better title for this
 
2:47 AM
I could probably use a name for my new language design
 
wait is there only two races?
 
@SuperJedi224 What is this? Another language?
 
@Maltysen certain roles can only be certain races
there are more than 2
 
2:49 AM
@JAtkin Yes. I'm working on another new language.
 
oh
 
@SuperJedi224 Story of my life.
 
what is rex?
 
Like, really.
hi @phi
 
Do you have a github link?
 
2:50 AM
Not yet.
 
I'm so confused how do I play
 
@Maltysen you should play on NAO so we can help you
 
hi
 
Hello
 
so am I @ or f?
 
2:51 AM
@
 
is rex like my pet?
 
f is feline (that would be your pet cat)
turn on hilite_pet if it's not on already
also color
also yeah, be on NAO
 
you really should read the nethack guidebook first
 
you really should read the wiki
 
nethack does not hold your hand
 
2:52 AM
understatement .-.
 
it breaks it
 
its gonna break my hand? o_O
 
just to dispel any notions you might have: nethack is fun but it is also hard as shit. it makes take you hundreds of games to ascend.
 
> it makes take
 
Saying that Nethack is complicated is like saying that a nuclear bomb is kind of explodey. The game still holds the title of poster child for The Dev Team Thinks Of Everything (Warning: TVTropes) — Shadur Nov 16 '12 at 11:22
this is still one of my favorite quotes from SE
(first sentence)
 
2:58 AM
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