@MartinBüttner Just for fun I unearthed a couple of "gems" (read: turds). On the guitar, me at 18 and me at 16. The latter was recorded to cassette using a karaoke machine in my parents' garage. Maybe don't add those to your list. :P
Suicidal entries to King-of-the-Hill challenges.
EmoWolf was funny the first time, but it's getting out of hand.
While some not-too-serious answers are often necessary to kickstart a king-of-the-hill challenge, purely suicidal answers put in little effort and tend to get more upvotes than serio...