The 2nd Monitor

QPaysTaxes

3:00 AM

@Phrancis factor

rolfl

Is it just me, or is jamal's avatar wrong on these posts: codereview.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/ienumerable

Phrancis

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VALUES
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  ('asp.net-mvc-3'),
  ('bash'),
  ('brainfuck'),
  ('c'),
  ('c#'),
  ('c++'),
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  ('c++14'),
  ('cellular-automata'),
  ('cfml'),
  ('coffeescript'),
  ('css3'),
  ('cython'),
  ('elixir'),
  ('factor'),

@QPaysTaxes ^^

Hosch250

All the avatars are wrong.

rolfl

Not mine ;0)

Mat's Mug

I still have my mug... for now

Duga

3:02 AM

If your code is working, and you have specific goals, this question would be a nice fit for Code Review (But give a look to the How-To-Ask and On Topic sections). — Pierre-Luc Pineault 16 secs ago

QPaysTaxes

Wait what

Aaalrighty I'm blind

It's confirmed, I'm blind

Hosch250

I lost my puppy.

Phrancis

I lost my... ... ... idea

Hosch250

She's still in the chat room, but not the main site.

Quill

I lost my swag.

Hosch250

3:03 AM

Oh, she came back.

Phrancis

4

-_-"

Mat's Mug

@Phrancis your avatar has never been more relevant than now!

3

Hosch250

@Phrancis PHP?!

Quill

Lol

QPaysTaxes

@Phrancis pin-request

Let Phrancis bear the shame of this for the next six to eight weeks

2

Hosch250

3:05 AM

Eh, we already have 4 pins.

We could remove the Q and J pins.

QPaysTaxes

We can take down lol

Hosch250

One is obsolete, the other too chatty.

Quill

and Q's pin

Phrancis

On the bright side, my avatar is there intact

QPaysTaxes

...We really should have a pin for the election, though

Hosch250

3:06 AM

We have r's pin.

Quill

@QPaysTaxes Nice try

QPaysTaxes

@Hosch250 Add a link to the election, sure

Then again

Jamal

@Mat'sMug I thought you were meaning to have ienumerable burninated as well.

Hosch250

Actually, we should just post a feed from the election room in here.

QPaysTaxes

It's hardly difficult to find the link elsewhere

@Hosch250 I like it

Mat's Mug

3:07 AM

@Jamal I ...did

Hosch250

@QPaysTaxes That - it's on my favorites bar.

Phrancis

I think Jamalol should go. And 200's is good, but not really useful ATM

QPaysTaxes

So unpin mine and Jamal's, then pin Francis' shame

Jamal

@rolfl Would you happen to have the Wheel of Blame with you?

QPaysTaxes

@Phrancis 200's is a very good message to keep

Not really specifically relevant, but useful

Mat's Mug

3:08 AM

I am not pinning that. bribe another room owner to do it

Phrancis

^ <3

QPaysTaxes

^^ </3

Quill

Quick @QPaysTaxes, to Cactus room!

QPaysTaxes

@Quill Hahaha no

Phrancis

I love 200's message. Please just unpin Jamalol ;P

QPaysTaxes

3:09 AM

^ <3

time's up, downvoted

@Mat'sMug VTC'd

yup

pls

give me back my bad hair cut

2

Phrancis

That OP need more JavaScript (or something) in their lives

<div class="row topImg container-fluid">
  <div class="row fullDrawing img-resonsive col-md-6">
    <div class="">
      <a href="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlaU7tH2vtUNYd3dmumnyJ47_FhXK7CU3FVAEG9dQet_iUlFMP" class="">
        <img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlaU7tH2vtUNYd3dmumnyJ47_FhXK7CU3FVAEG9dQet_iUlFMP" alt="...">
      </a>
    </div>
  </div>
</div>


<div class="galleryContainer container-fluid list-inline">
  <div class="row">

Quill

3:16 AM

I think it needs more jQuery. — Quill 6 secs ago

Phrancis

LOL

Actually, I think Wordpress is what they really need.

Quill

*hiss*

Phrancis

Artist designing a web page ========= terrible idea

That's when you start to see Papyrus fonts and shit like that.

3

Quill

@Phrancis Looks like valid JavaScript syntax to me

Phrancis

It might as well be

Mat's Mug

3:20 AM

0

Q: Am I going to lose my mug?

Some users have been "losing" their avatars on the main site and on meta, but apparently not in chat: What's causing this? Are all users losing their avatars? Am I going to lose my mug? :'(

Quill

+1 for adding my self deprecating comment :P — Quill 7 secs ago

rolfl

@Mat'sMug I reported the problem , and it is apparently fixed

Stack Exchange

1

Q: Am I going to lose my mug?

Some users have been "losing" their avatars on the main site and on meta, but apparently not in chat: What's causing this? Are all users losing their avatars? Am I going to lose my mug? :'(

bug user-interface

Mat's Mug

oh

rolfl

Hmmm...

rather, the fix has been identified

As it happens, the exact words were: Problem has been found. Solution will be deployed in 6-8 weeks

Mat's Mug

3:23 AM

you're kidding

Quill

It's a joke @Mat'sMug

rolfl

actually, no, not kidding

Those were the words,

Quill

from an old blog post or session

rolfl

but, there was a hint of sarcasm

Mat's Mug

s/weeks/minutes right?

Quill

3:23 AM

3

Q: Can someone let me in on the 6-8 weeks joke?

Possible Duplicate: The Many Memes of Meta I have seen this joke so many times, but I guess I started reading Jeff's blog too late to get it. Where did the 6-8 weeks joke start?

discussion

Mat's Mug

lol I know the 6-8 weeks joke

it's just been known to be a substitute for "some time never"

QPaysTaxes

@Mat'sMug For some values of "never"

rolfl

the 6-8 weeks joke got old round about here:

QPaysTaxes

They occasionally get things out

rolfl

41

Q: Code Review Graduation

I am pleased to announce that effective from September 22, Code Review has graduated! It has taken a bit of time for this announcement to filter through the red tape, so, today was the day we found out. Let's use this as a place to discuss, celebrate, and otherwise commiserate. Notes: Code Rev...

discussion beta-progress

Mat's Mug

3:25 AM

^^ exactly

Quill

@QPaysTaxes Hopefully not the same kind of never as PHP == LOOKS_GOOD

QPaysTaxes

@Quill Hopefully, PHPGUY

Mat's Mug

@Quill is that really never? shouldn't it be ===?

Ethan Bierlein

Hello!

Mat's Mug

hi!

Quill

3:28 AM

@Mat'sMug === would ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER

Ethan Bierlein

Look at this awful answer:

-1

A: Why can't a set have two elements of the same value?

????????????? i dont what is it

Quill

This is not an answer. — Ethan Bierlein 1 min ago

fair assumption

Mat's Mug

@EthanBierlein THAT is something wrong with downvoting

Jamal

2

A: When is a gravatar shown for a user with a profile pic?

In the latest build, a bug slipped through on some code that refactored profile image rendering. A fix is being pushed out right now. Sorry.

Ethan Bierlein

@Quill I think it's more than just an assumption. :D

Stupid laptop

Jamal

3:29 AM

A bug keeps biring me and another bug somehow landed in my drink cup. I hate bugs.

Mat's Mug

> there's a bug in my mug

2

Ethan Bierlein

@Jamal Are you kidding me? I found seven large spiders in my bathroom tonight! Seven!

Quill

@Mat'sMug plug it

QPaysTaxes

@Mat'sMug Waiter, there's a fly in my coffee.

Ethan Bierlein

@Jamal I'd much rather have that situation.

I have severe arachnophobia.

QPaysTaxes

3:31 AM

@EthanBierlein ...Noted. Thanks.

Mat's Mug

@Jamal deleted meta post. thanks!

Quill

2

Q: Page Spider in PHP

I have a working spider, however, it runs fairly slowly thanks to Australia's horrible internet. Can anyone give me some tips on speeding this up? scan('http://www.example.com/'); function scan($file){ preg_match_all('/<a href="(.*?)".*<\/a>/i', file_get_contents($file), $matches); if ($matc...

php performance regex dom web-scraping

Boo

Ethan Bierlein

@QPaysTaxes Oh dear. I may want to leave for a while while you post pictures of scary spiders.

@Quill Eek!

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein Ooh I didn't even think of that

Ethan Bierlein

shit

Jamal

3:32 AM

@EthanBierlein Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can...

QPaysTaxes

I was just gonna find you and release a tank of spiders into your house

Captain Obvious

0

Q: Single button use to create light box that brings up different content based on the div

My goal is: when you click on the button "word" it will turn into a lightbox. The button will bring up another content box that holds the same profile image as before with a small bio with image thumbnails below on what they worked on. I was able to get everything working for the first button, ...

javascript jquery html

QPaysTaxes

Also say what's up and bring you a Coke or something but mainly release a tank full of nonvenemous spiders into your house

Jamal

wait... are you actually Ron Weasley?

2

Quill

@Jamal His hair is longer

Ethan Bierlein

3:34 AM

These are six year old girls we're talking about.

Jamal

Aw. I was about to ask for an autograph.

QPaysTaxes

And you'd be surprised how effective creatures with giant swords on their faces are at killing things

Phrancis

0

A: The 101 Pictures Gallery

Image gallery. To be completely honest, if you're wanting to make an image gallery, you would save yourself a lot of time and trouble by using Wordpress.org That said... Assuming your images are stored server-side, and you really want to code this yourself, unless you want to type every imag...

Ethan Bierlein

They don't know how to be gentle.

Phrancis

Cheap-pimping ^

Jamal

3:34 AM

Quit flagging messages. I'm already here.

QPaysTaxes

@Jamal ?

Jamal

Hi monkey!

Some messages above were flagged.

rolfl

Threats of violence are never a joke, and always result in suspensions

QPaysTaxes

...?

Yes, that was pretty clearly a joke.

rolfl

Not you this time, move on

QPaysTaxes

3:37 AM

...I'm admittedly a bit surprised but still, it really was clearly a joke

The "unicorn friends" gave that away

Jamal

It was still a little too much.

QPaysTaxes

Alright

Anyway, to change the subject

I can't find a single question to answer

Hey, @200_success

200_success

Hi

Mat's Mug

8

A: 2015 Community Moderator Election - Nomination Requests

200_Success Current protem moderator. Not much to say really. I'd like to see you stay on and provide some extra continuity as we move toward full fledged graduation. We all understand if you would like to step down. All three of you have earned some rest IMO, but we would still love to see you ...

QPaysTaxes

Aaagh stupid Factor code

Phrancis

3:49 AM

Hey 200

200_success

Hi

QPaysTaxes

...It's confirmed, guys

I'm an idiot

3

200_success

Who's confirming it?

QPaysTaxes

I am

200_success

But if you're an idiot, why should we trust you?

QPaysTaxes

3:50 AM

Hmm, good question

Phrancis

A self-admitted idiot is better than otherwise :)

QPaysTaxes

But if you can't trust me, you can't know I'm an idiot

It's Q's Paradox :D

Phrancis

Schrodinger's idiot

Mat's Mug

@QPaysTaxes trust is 4K rep on beta sites

Quill

well you did just bait a certain user, so it's safe it assume

QPaysTaxes

3:51 AM

@Mat'sMug I've almost got 3k :D

@Quill ?

Phrancis

So, @QPaysTaxes, why do you feel you're an idiot?

Quill

 bait: something intended to entice someone to do something

QPaysTaxes

@Phrancis It won't make any sense to someone who isn't used to Factor

Basically, though, the gist of it is that I put one too many words in a thing

Right, I'm about to post a question

Phrancis

@QPaysTaxes That also happens in regular people relationships, nothing weird there :)

Eh, StackExchange feed very slow..here it is:

0

Q: Collections of categorized tags (help wanted)

I've been working on categorizing tags in CREATE TABLE queries on this post, and I would like to request community help. Here is the query The idea is to group tags in a way that's useful and can be copy-pasted as needed into other SEDE queries, depending on the set of tags you're interested in...

discussion tags stackexchange

QPaysTaxes

@Phrancis Yeah, putting too many words in a thing screwed up one of my best relationships

Stack Exchange

4:01 AM

0

Q: Collections of categorized tags (help wanted)

I've been working on categorizing tags in CREATE TABLE queries on this post, and I would like to request community help. Here is the query The idea is to group tags in a way that's useful and can be copy-pasted as needed into other SEDE queries, depending on the set of tags you're interested in...

discussion tags stackexchange

Phrancis

@StackExchange Gee, thanks

Legato

If I do an older Community challenge, may I still use the tag?

Phrancis

Sure

Ethan Bierlein

Oh god... Sorry @QPaysTaxes

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein :P I'm mostly over it

Mostly I miss the cuddles; no one else has been quite that cuddly

Ethan Bierlein

4:05 AM

*gentle stroke*

Legato

Yeah, thinking that I'll try to do some of the older ones. Ultimate Tic Tac Toe sounds awesome.

QPaysTaxes

No don't die from an aneurysm or blood clot blocking the oxygen supply to a portion of your brain

@Legato Ooh I'm doing that

Ethan Bierlein

@QPaysTaxes wat

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein "Stroke"

Ethan Bierlein

@QPaysTaxes Should I find another magical unicorn for you to cuddle with?

QPaysTaxes

4:06 AM

@EthanBierlein Nah, I've got a few

Quill

@QPaysTaxes That'd totally deserve a +1 vote on Bio.SE

Ethan Bierlein

I feel so unhealthy right now.

QPaysTaxes

@Quill Why? It's basic knowledge to any EMT

Hosch250

I think we have too many teenagers on this site, and therefore, I am going to do something about it.

Ethan Bierlein

I'm eating a large bag of pretzel chips, and drinking root beer.

Quill

4:07 AM

@QPaysTaxes Bad bio jokes get upvoted there

QPaysTaxes

@Hosch250 Noo don't kick us all

Hosch250

No, I won't.

QPaysTaxes

@Quill Ah, I see... I should go there

Hosch250

I'm just going to turn 20.

Legato

@SimonAndréForsberg Hey, I didn't get your reply, and couldn't connect to the internet for a week. Anyway, I wanted to ask since one of your suggested Community Challenges was to write a server. How would someone get started on such a thing?

This may be me misunderstanding, but say I just wanted to have communication between two computers, no idea where to even start for such a thing. (Don't know what I don't know to even seek it out status)

Oh neat.

Hosch250

4:08 AM

Well, inside of a year, anyway.

QPaysTaxes

@Hosch250 Noo don't follow along with the inexorable passage of time

Legato

@QPaysTaxes Are you saying you're already doing it, or was that just a 'ooh sounds interesting, gonna do it too' sort of deal?

Hosch250

@Legato What about you running for mod?

QPaysTaxes

@Legato Reply button -- I have no idea what you're referring to

@Legato Look up sockets

Legato

I love this place. I love to do any little bit I can, but I'd nominate so many others, much more fit for the task, before thinking of myself.

@QPaysTaxes Ultimate Tic Tac Toe, and okay.

QPaysTaxes

4:10 AM

@Legato Ah, yep, I'm planning on doing it

spyr03

hey

QPaysTaxes

Monking @spyr03

Ethan Bierlein

@QPaysTaxes In Factor?

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein Haaa no

Ethan Bierlein

lol

QPaysTaxes

4:10 AM

I don't even know how to get user input in that

Ethan Bierlein

I tried to download Factor, but it doesn't work on my vista machine.

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein Stop using Vista

2

Ethan Bierlein

@QPaysTaxes I don't really have a choice atm.

QPaysTaxes

Man, all I write that you people upvote is self-deprecating and mean comments

Hosch250

@EthanBierlein You do too.

Ethan Bierlein

4:11 AM

I have a nicer newer laptop, but I can only use that part of the time.

Hosch250

Go download Win 10 Preview - it is free for life as long as you stay on the latest build.

Ethan Bierlein

@Hosch250 You sure it'd work on a 10 year-old machine?

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein Get a better computer

Ethan Bierlein

@QPaysTaxes I have a better laptop.

I have two laptops.

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein Use your better computer.

Ethan Bierlein

4:12 AM

This crappy vista one.

Quill

It runs on linux, try it on your RPi

Ethan Bierlein

And my new alienware.

Hosch250

> I wasn't aware of this graduation change... – Jamal♦ 46 mins ago

Ethan Bierlein

My parents are divorced, and they have weird rules about taking my tech between their houses.

And my nice alienware is hooked up to a ton of stuff, so it's not really portable.

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein Ah

Quill

4:13 AM

@Hosch250 Problem solved, I guess?

QPaysTaxes

I know how that feels

Hosch250

I don't know, Q deleted anyway.

QPaysTaxes

Thankfully, my mom got indicted for drug abuse before the custody battle

So I never have to see her :D

@Hosch250 Deleted what?

Legato

Oh man.

So many awesome people running for mod.

3

Ethan Bierlein

My parents have been divorced for about 12 years. I see them both weekly. Neither of them have any problems.

Legato

4:15 AM

How can I even vote when the time comes....D:

QPaysTaxes

@Legato I'm voting for A, B, and C

Hosch250

The question was deleted.

Ethan Bierlein

I don't think many people are going to vote for me.

Quill

@Legato Make some criteria that you'd look for in a mod, and then judge accordingly

QPaysTaxes

@Hosch250 Which question?

Hosch250

4:16 AM

I have the top two of my votes picked, and the remaining two are narrowed to two of the remaining candidates.

Quill

@EthanBierlein I think even less are going to vote for me.

Hosch250

@QPaysTaxes The question about bad avatars.

Legato

You're both right.

Ethan Bierlein

@Quill We're sort of the odd two out.

Hosch250

in Code Review Moderator Election 2015, 8 mins ago, by 200_success

@Mat'sMug @Pops I'm rather miffed that my recommendation for there to be five moderator positions was not accepted. There is enough work for five people, and more than enough talent.

QPaysTaxes

4:16 AM

@Hosch250 Ah

Quill

> newbies

Hosch250

@EthanBierlein Just be glad you weren't auto-resigned.

Like that one guy may have been.

Ethan Bierlein

@Hosch250 I think the mods did that, not the system.

Hosch250

in Code Review Moderator Election 2015, 9 mins ago, by 200_success

@Mat'sMug @Pops I'm rather miffed that my recommendation for there to be five moderator positions was not accepted. There is enough work for five people, and more than enough talent.

Ethan Bierlein

Agree ^^

Hosch250

4:17 AM

Well, yeah.

Quill

@Hosch250 What's with the double post?

Legato

A lot of those people are seriously in the "...wait, you're not a mod!?" category. Like wow.

3

Hosch250

I have a terribly time using my words right.

Oh, I didn't realize I'd posted it twice.

Now, I want to hit 9k today.

I need to go find an answer to write.

Legato

Wouldn't you want to go...

over 9000!?

Ethan Bierlein

I want to hit 4K today. Which means I would have beta mod-ish tools.

Hosch250

4:19 AM

@Legato I have 8841 right now, so I definitely can.

Mat's Mug

@EthanBierlein you got 'em at 2K

Ethan Bierlein

Oh, I mean trusted user tools.

Hosch250

There are only 79 unanswered C# questions, and they cover stuff I don't know.

QPaysTaxes

@Hosch250 Ditto for me, for Ruby

Quill

@QPaysTaxes Ditto for me, for PHP

QPaysTaxes

4:21 AM

Except only like 35

Quill

There's so many Here's everything I've got-5000 word posts asking for reviews in PHP

Hosch250

Well, I found one C#.

Ethan Bierlein

Well, it's quiet.

QPaysTaxes

It is

I'm almost done with my Factor question

Ethan Bierlein

NOISE

I'm so freaking tired.

Phrancis

4:29 AM

<h1>VERY LOUD NOISE</h1>

Ethan Bierlein

I just fell off my chair and smacked my head on a shelf.

Because I was tired and disoriented.

Phrancis

Go to bed dude

Mat's Mug

@Phrancis shouldn't it be semantic tagging?

Ethan Bierlein

@Phrancis I'm waiting for @QPaysTaxes to ask his factor question.

QPaysTaxes

@EthanBierlein ><

Phrancis

4:30 AM

I know semantics, and I know tagging, but together they make no sense to me

Mat's Mug

@EthanBierlein it's still going to be zombifying tomorrow you know ;-)

2

@Phrancis <strong>wtf</strong>

Ethan Bierlein

@Mat'sMug oh, I wasn't planning on answering it. I just want to see it.

Phrancis

<h1>-<h6> are header tags

Ethan Bierlein

Wow. The automatic lights outside just scared me awake.

Mat's Mug

this-is-why-i-dont-html

2

Phrancis

4:32 AM

@Mat'sMug You've written .MD markdown files right?

Mat's Mug

~~#Yes.~~ nope

Phrancis

OK, ~~watch this~~ learn

Same goes for CR posts btw ;p

<h1> == #

<h2> == ##

ETC

Mat's Mug

yeah. I just thought h1-h6 were deprecated for some odd reason

Phrancis

The formatting is incidental and completely determined by CSS

Mat's Mug

^ which makes total sense IMO

Phrancis

4:34 AM

Right. h1-h6 structure documents in logical sections

QPaysTaxes

0

Q: Random mathematical functions in Factor

(Oh dear lord another Factor question) So after answering this question about Factor, I decided that it looked interesting. To get the hang of the syntax and such, I decided to write some basic physics code to "solve" the three-body problem. Then, I realized that math is harder than I thought it...

factor

Captain Obvious

2

Q: Random mathematical functions in Factor

(Oh dear lord another Factor question) So after answering this question about Factor, I decided that it looked interesting. To get the hang of the syntax and such, I decided to write some basic physics code to "solve" the three-body problem. Then, I realized that math is harder than I thought it...

factor

rolfl

Get a room...

this idle chatter is too idle....

Mat's Mug

</lurks>

^^

Hosch250

69 messages since I was here last?

0

A: SharePoint and JSON output project - where can I do better?

public enum ExceptionLevel { Debug, Info, Error } And private enum LogType { Debug, Info, Error }; Both are enums, and both have the same values. This tells me you should probably merge these into one enum. while (true) { switch (type) { case ...

Quill

4:45 AM

@Hosch250 Mostly crap

Mat's Mug

8 mins ago, by rolfl

Get a room...

^^ the relevant summary

QPaysTaxes

Speaking of recent answers btw I answered a non-zombie for once

Hosch250

OK.

QPaysTaxes

@Hosch250 Aw, okay

Hosch250

Got a revival badge, so I guess I just killed a zombie.

QPaysTaxes

4:47 AM

@Hosch250 Nice

Hosch250

Getting closer to the 80 posts needed for C#.

I'm a little shy of the 5 votes per post to come out even.

QPaysTaxes

I'm coming up on 20 answers for Java, and I've got over a hundred points already

Hosch250

13 votes shy, I think.

Nice.

I have 17 for Java, and no where near enough points.

QPaysTaxes

At this rate I'll be like fifty votes shy

Hosch250

So, that makes 20 out of 160 I need.

I need to get ready for bed soon, but maybe tomorrow.

rolfl

4:50 AM

→ 39 messages moved to The Nth Monitor

4

Hosch250

I'd actually like to get another silver answer badge sometime, but the question isn't not anymore.

Quill

Thanks @rolfl, the SNR was getting a bit out of hand

Captain Obvious

0

Q: Skip sending for all that return no results but still send to others

PHP below checks person's preferences in the database then pulls relevant jobs that match their preferences from another database table. It then compiles it into an email... I can't get it to stop sending to people where $EMAILjobs=="" and still send for everyone else!! Hope that makes sense? So...