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8:00 PM
George stopped arsing me to do that.
 
And it doesn't look like they can just be purged.
 
Or perhaps they can once that dude has posted his answer as an answer.
 
arses Reg
I feel like there's no more circulation in my legs from eating very unhealthy and sitting at a cubicle all day. am I going to die?
any health experts here? I really think I'm probably going to die.
most likely.
 
8:04 PM
Absolutely everyone who works in a cubicle will die.
Even Neo.
 
that's a silly name.
 
Everyone dies.
 
not in the next few years. many people will not die in this time.
I think most will not.
 
@AndrewLeach I'm still alive! you don't know!
 
Oh yes. There are some who Iim glad are still alive.
And then there are others...
Present company excepted.
 
8:08 PM
:D
 
I'm afraid that I will get deep vein thrombosis
or heart attack
 
keep wiggling your toes and rotating your ankles
 
Or even get up once in a while and walk around your cubicle.
 
@GeorgePompidou you are forgetting the WWIII.
 
oh, damn, is that happening soon?
 
8:10 PM
The war for water and clean air
 
and I forgot to buy pickles.
 
and all other resources
 
@GeorgePompidou haven't you seen the news?
Franz Ferdinand was just shot down over Ukraine.
 
well I hope they don't close down the stores. I need pickles and sporange and more bacon.
 
I seem to have arrested a case of plagiarism.
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A: Simple word for "Convert data strings to bytes"

tchristYou seem to be looking for marshal (which nobody will understand) or stringify (which they will): stringification The process of producing a string representation of an abstract object.                 ―page 1076 of Programming Perl, 4th edition, by Christiansen et al., O’Reilly 2012 ...

 
8:11 PM
bacon's on short supply
 
@RegDwigнt that's good, I hate that band anyway.
 
@tchrist Now that is 72-point.
 
@RegDwigнt Hm. Some of their stuff is ok. Pity.
 
You George look and learn.
 
@RegDwigнt We aim to please.
 
8:11 PM
@AndrewLeach some? I thought it was all? Or did they go on to make more LPs I never heard about?
 
you quoted yourself.
 
I’m practising to be a German police officer.
 
I only heard the odd phrase or two. That was ok. Can't speak for the rest.
 
Who are particularly notorious for their autocitations.
 
*practising.
 
8:12 PM
True.
 
Verbs get s not c.
 
No, no, no. That’s my line.
You can’t have it.
 
@GeorgePompidou thank you for the explanation. I was just re-reading that answer for a fourth time preparing to post the Kosmo quote.
 
posted on August 05, 2014 by sgdi

There once was a packet of ham Improperly labelled as spam They raised a furore At the green grocer’s door The commotion created a jam

 
@tchrist I sit at the master's feet :-)
 
8:13 PM
> No one will ever not know what stringify means.
Okay now that is a tall order.
I will go grab some people off the street.
 
I must eat.
 
be sure to pronounce it /ˈstrɪndʒɪfɪ/
 
@MattЭллен Cuzza?
 
Anonymous
What motive could there possibly be, aside from the fact to know what are POS. :) @tchrist
 
@bivoc I fear there is not world enough, nor time, to fully explain.
You assume that something is a part of speech, and therefore, that there can be only one right answer.
This is incorrect.
POS assignment are of little abstract use, only practical uses in particular domains.
 
Anonymous
8:18 PM
There is always one right answer in everything. Its just a matter of heavy statistics.
 
@bivoc Silly willy.
 
@bivoc what side of your body is the opposite of the opposite of your left side?
 
> There’s more than one way to do it.™
 
Anonymous
way !== correct.
 
Wrong.
 
8:19 PM
@tchrist fun
 
In elementary algebra, a quadratic equation (from the Latin quadratus for "square") is any equation having the form where x represents an unknown, and a, b, and c are constants with a not equal to 0. If a = 0, then the equation is linear, not quadratic. The parameters a, b, and c are called, respectively, the quadratic coefficient, the linear coefficient and the constant or free term. Because the quadratic equation involves only one unknown, it is called "univariate". The quadratic equation only contains powers of x that are non-negative integers, and therefore it is a polynomial equation, and...
 
Even in mathematics, multiple proofs are always possible. There is no one right answer.
 
Nuff said.
 
Anonymous
It can't be Wrong then, since there is more than one way to look at it :)
 
Natural language is squishy. It is not bound to the rules and regulations that apply to groups, rings, or fields.
 
8:21 PM
> No one will ever not know what marshal means,
Overnegation strikes some more.
 
Damn it.
 
The club of people who don't know what the heck @tchrist means now welcomes @tchrist!
 
I shall do it today. I think that one’s from today. The today meaning of that word has shifted from the yesterday one.
 
Anonymous
It just seemed weird, that Article was left out in-favor of Interjection.
 
I will leave out anything in favor of anything else for a mere 3000 dollars.
 
Anonymous
8:24 PM
I searched all over the Internet, and yet couldn't find any reason for this.
 
Running running shoes through running water while running scared won’t be running you into trouble that way.
@bivoc To demerit.
 
Anonymous
@tchrist Don't change the subject.
 
I just ate a bowl of fried rice.
 
@bivoc What’s a subject?
 
Running running running though the streams are swollen, keep them doggies running, rawhide.
 
8:27 PM
 
Anonymous
@tchrist Nitpicking over every small detail, that never answers the question, but creates one after the other ...
 
@bivoc Ask another stupid question. . . .
 
I am missing like 90% of the context here.
 
@MattЭллен Damn the enemy! The colonists of clean air are revolting and need our help!
 
Who asked what where.
 
8:28 PM
He’s being a slow learner.
He’s pissing off because some POS POS list had one POS but not another.
It’s completely stoopid.
 
@tchrist Mr Morton is the subject of this sentence.
 
@Mitch I just returned after deleting my account!
 
Oh in that case I can reassure everyone that I can create ten POS lists before you can say BS. And vice versa.
 
@JasperLoy I thought you had already just come back.
@RegDwigнt BS
 
@RegDwigнt My point.
 
8:30 PM
@Mitch I deleted my account after a few days a few days ago.
 
@Mitch I'm at my twentyseventh.
 
@RegDwigнt !!Dammit
 
Astonishing.
 
Rawhide.
 
Anonymous
The question was an honest one actually. I just wanted to know, why Article was not mentioned here as POS. @RegDwigнt
 
8:30 PM
Sic semper tyrannis.
Eenie meanie miney mough.
 
@bivoc any number of reasons. The most prominent one being: they forgot. Or deleted by accident.
It's a wiki. You can add it.
Actually, neither.
> the most common ones are the following
The most common ones.
 
@RegDwigнt where?
 
@RegDwigнt I can think of 17 more. One is to be found in the URL itself. That’s the simplistical.wikipedia.org version.
 
Anonymous
@RegDwigнt I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but that is very different from what @tchrist said.
 
No, it is exactly the same thing I said.
 
8:33 PM
@bivoc I am not being sarcastic. I have no reason to. And if it's different from what others say that is only further proof that there are any number of reasons.
 
Anonymous
@RegDwigнt I think Article is more common POS than Interjection.
 
I said POS lists vary according to the purpose to which they shall be put.
 
@bivoc well, you think wrong. I can't name a single language without interjections. I can name a hundred without articles.
 
@bivoc Then you might consider using more of them. :)
@RegDwigнt Ouch. True, but ouch.
 
It never says English grammar. Or English parts of speech.
The article is perfectly fine for all I can see.
 
8:35 PM
Heh.
 
Anonymous
fine redirects here
 
> There are nine parts of speech
See I don't need to read on.
The very first sentence is blatantly wrong.
Next one.
 
Anonymous
Also, I know a language that is, without Interjections. It's called "Are you sure about that dude?"
 
@RegDwigнt But in languages that have them, articles are usually far more frequently used than interjections.
 
There are eleven parts of speech in East Slavic languages. Or twelve? I actually forget.
@Cerberus you are welcome to add that sentence. It's a wiki.
 
Anonymous
8:37 PM
@Cerberus shutup and take my money :)
 
@RegDwigнt Who?
 
@bivoc Surely you could have said that yourself!
 
2 hours ago, by tchrist
@bivoc I think you have a grave misunderstanding here. There can be no single right answer enumerating what “the parts of speech” (POS) there are. It wholly depends on who’s doing the enumerating and what their purpose in doing so is.
 
@tchrist Or however many you wish, depending on your definitions.
Jinx.
 
8:39 PM
@Cerberus Exactly so.
 
That's settled, then.
 
Anonymous
I think it's safe to assume, that when one asks a question relating to the rules of grammar here or anywhere, you ought to respond in reference of the English language. Otherwise anything you may try to teach, as a rule will always contradict with some language we've heard or unheard of.
 
Anonymous
@tchrist And that was the missing piece in this argument.
 
@bivoc I think it is safe to assume that when you are asking a question about an article that talks about grammar in general and not about English grammar, that we should be allowed and even expected to point it out to you
.
I mean, you're coming here and asking, why does the Wikipedia article on Berlin not mention the Space Needle?
What are we expected to say, "you're right, the Space Needle is a very important landmark"?
 
Anonymous
Fair enough! But point it out to which extent? We don't have a frame of reference here. And yes, if you have the capacity to say, that I am wrong in something, you might as well finish the sentences altogether.
 
Anonymous
8:46 PM
Obviously, I say this in a friendly tone. I'm not trying to ruffle some feathers here.
 
Anonymous
Sorry, if I am crossing the line :)
 
I don't think anyone feels ruffled. But I am not quite sure what you mean by "to which extent". You asked, for a possible reason for X, and someone answered well here's one possible reason.
Of course people eventually can start getting insistent or impatient if you're not satisfied with what objectively is not only an answer, but indeed an Occam's razor answer.
But I don't know for how long you've been discussing it and with whom and where, I can only comment on the last couple posts here in chat.
 
Anonymous
Not long actually.
 
Well as I said earlier, either way I felt like missing 90% of the context.
 
Anonymous
The only thing missing out of the context is that, I have too much counterintuitive ideas about anything.
 
Anonymous
8:55 PM
So, I get into arguments a lot.
 
@bivoc If something keeps growing longer, does it mean it will become as long as you want it? What does your intuition tell you?
 
Anonymous
Yes. I guess so.
 
Without arguments, this chat would be dead. The whole Internet, even.
 
@bivoc Hmm, OK. It need not. Take for example 1/2+1/4+1/8+... never exceeds 1.
 
@RegDwigнt So do I, have no idea what prompted the questions.
@RegDwigнt You're wrong.
 
9:00 PM
@Cerberus and you need a fag.
@Cerberus and that's no argument, just contradiction.
Mar 7 '11 at 18:26, by RegDwight
 
@RegDwigнt Not at all, my argument is that I know more than you do, and the conclusion must be that you are wrong. On the Internet.
@RegDwigнt I can get one if needed.
 
@Cerberus I could buy nineteen on the very next street corner.
 
That's a very specific number.
 
That's how many fit in one package.
And you just clearly blew your cover that you're not talking about smokes at all.
 
Anonymous
Who would like a logical question?
 
9:04 PM
@RegDwigнt I think they are sold viceni here.
@RegDwigнt How so?
 
@Cerberus because you obviously don't know how many smokes are in one pack.
@bivoc seven.
 
@bivoc We would, but we have little hope...
 
Why are you pinging the future me?
Who allowed this?
 
I am above the laws of nature.
 
You mean you're above the gloves of stranger.
 
9:07 PM
The what? The who?
Gloves?
 
Don't matter. You promised to clean up Wikipedia and never did.
Mar 7 '11 at 19:21, by Cerberus
I agree that Wikipedia etc. etc. is a mess regarding metonymy, synecdoche, and metaphor. I am planning to clean it up some day. Yuck.
That is OVER THREE years ago.
We're growing impatient.
 
That is over 9000 seconds ago.
 
Anonymous
@Cerberus Say you are going to give me an answer, (or as you like to phrase it) point me to something.. which then, by definition, should be the right answer - which we have established is abstract and therefore can not be summarized. Now having said that, if "Someone is able to provide a possible answer", then considering a possibility is the only pinnacle of achievement one can attain, what logical reason is there for my possible answer to be insubordinate of yours?
 
And look, we're not even asking you to clean up Wikipedia etc. etc. We're down to just Wikipedia.
@bivoc oh so you were bringing the NEW and IMPROVED incomprehension.
 
@RegDwigнt Haha how the hell did you get there from cigarettes?
 
Anonymous
9:10 PM
@RegDwigнt Yes, counterintuitive views do get into the realms of incomprehensible A Lot.
 
@Cerberus it is the very next post under my Argument Clinic video.
 
@bivoc I'm afraid I don't understand the question. For starters, I don't understand the first inference: Say you are going to give me an answer, (or as you like to phrase it) point me to something.. which then, by definition, should be the right answer
 
Anonymous
28 mins ago, by RegDwigнt
@bivoc I think it is safe to assume that when you are asking a question about an article that talks about grammar in general and not about English grammar, that we should be allowed and even expected to point it out to you
 
@RegDwigнt Perhaps I will need to clear up an hour or two in my agenda.
 
Anonymous
> point it out to you
 
9:12 PM
@RegDwigнt Ahh, woe my misfortune!
 
room topic changed to English Language & Usage: For starters, I don't comprehend the room description (no tags)
 
I am very sad today.
 
Haha.
That was to Reg, not to Jasper.
Why so sad?
 
Because I am afraid I may never get well.
 
@JasperLoy Yeah you should be totally happy, that was easily the best tween today.
 
9:14 PM
I still cannot believe Germany beat Brazil 7-1.
 
@JasperLoy but you can improve. you are improving
 
@JasperLoy see, that's another reason to be happy.
 
@Cerberus I think you have committed a locative sign error.
 
@MattЭллен I am considering emailing you about the illegal thing, let me think about it first.
 
OK
@JasperLoy I am not a solicitor...
;)
 
9:15 PM
Just don't buy chewing gum, okay?
 
!!define fag
 
@bivoc Invalid assumption. Are you a lawyer?
 
Oops the bot is not here.
 
Yeah been dead for a long while.
 
I am particularly bad with short words.
 
9:17 PM
That's normal.
 
Anonymous
@JasperLoy You should say I am short of short words.
 
Anonymous
@tchrist No and No.
 
@bivoc Which is something that you shove off on others who are less appreciative of its appeal than you yourself appear to be.
 
Anyone can guess what irrepugnant means. But good luck guessing what a pug is.
 
@bivoc I see that I selected the wrong diphthong.
@RegDwigнt Forever?
 
9:19 PM
Forlong.
 
kk
 
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Q: Language and Thoughts

Haider AtrahCan a Natural Language (like English for instance) describe anything ? are our thoughts limited by our language ? if the number of words in a Natural Language is finite set, can this set describe an infinite number of concepts, notions and ideas ?

Interesting Q.
 
@JasperLoy Not going to work here.
 
Anonymous
@tchrist Don't hate. You'll live longer.
 
9:20 PM
@JasperLoy oh so you are the one upvoting everything. Bad Jasper, bad.
 
@RegDwigнt Pugsly!
 
@tchrist no, Forlong.
 
@RegDwigнt Haha, I thought it was an interesting question.
 
@JasperLoy Off-topic here.
 
@bivoc Don’t lie. Don’t prevaricate. Don’t get into arguments. You’ll live longer.
 
9:20 PM
Linguistics or CogSci, perhaps.
 
I do not vote the way I should, but the way I like
 
That's fine. The question is interesting.
 
@JasperLoy There is no should; there is only does.
 
Anonymous
Don't see things as you like to see them, than for what they really are. You'll live a lot longer.
 
Anonymous
@tchrist
 
Anonymous
9:22 PM
@tchrist btw: Does the name tchrist have any correlation to Anti-Christ?
 
Ok, screw this. FOAD.
 
Anonymous
Not trying to offend, but it sounded like that..
 
@AndrewLeach it's only interesting until you realize that there are numbers.
 
I discovered that Robusto and Kit quarrelled again a few days ago.
 
@JasperLoy best to let things lie, though, eh?
 
Anonymous
9:26 PM
@tchrist smh but not amazed.
 
Or until you realize that six LEGO bricks can be combined in 915103765 ways.
 
@MattЭллен Yes. I just did not expect it to happen a second time.
As you can see, even without an account, I am always spying on you.
 
I thought as much
 
I'm writing down these stats and then taking my leave.
 
@tchrist Sign? No excessive noun adjectives, please!
 
9:30 PM
@Jasper Rather than recreating your ELU account a zillion times, you should do that with your LEGO Ideas account.
Then I'd be OVER 10000 in no time.
 
@RegDwigнt Good idea.
 
Anonymous
In psychology, fluid and crystallized intelligence (respectively abbreviated Gf and Gc) are factors of general intelligence, originally identified by Raymond Cattell. Concepts of fluid and crystallized intelligence were further developed by John L. Horn, the primary student of Raymond Cattell. Fluid intelligence or fluid reasoning is the capacity to think logically and solve problems in novel situations, independent of acquired knowledge. It is the ability to analyze novel problems, identify patterns and relationships that underpin these problems and the extrapolation of these using logic. It is...
 
Anonymous
It goes to show that [at-least in here] age has no monopoly over Crystallized intelligence.
 
Psychologists are nuts.
 
I have two nuts and one banana.
 
9:32 PM
Too much information. Or too little, we don't know.
 
And you're lonely?!
 
Yeah you should totally have two squirrels and a monkey by now.
 
I never thought of psychology as anywhere near a science. It is an art.
 
So what. Garfunkel is an art, too.
 
Anonymous
@JasperLoy I wouldn't call Sigmund Freud an artist.
 
9:34 PM
I also think they should move math departments from the faculty of science to the faculty of arts.
 
@bivoc he invented trolling. And trolling is a art.
 
Anonymous
@RegDwigнt Well, by that account, you have some of the best artists in this room.
 
We have some of the best artists by many accounts.
Though trolling is indeed the most sophisticated of them all.
 
Anonymous
How can one art be more sophisticated than the other?
 
Anonymous
9:40 PM
Its abstract and subjective. Which rules out the possibilities of hierarchy in any sort.
 
Dec 9 '13 at 13:57, by RegDwigнt
By trying really hard and succeeding.
@bivoc certain handicrafts are objectively and undeniably easier than others.
 
Anonymous
false
 
Oh, we're playing that game?
NOU
 
I will make some coffee.
 
Anonymous
I just thought the measure of the difficulty is bestowed on the barer, and only he/she within his/her unique circumstance can be the judge of it.
 
9:45 PM
Well it takes 10 years to master anything. But that's not what I'm talking about.
Very basic stuff. Some art you can no longer create when you're missing a finger.
Other things you can do when missing all four limbs.
 
Anonymous
But there could be some arts you can master if you're missing a finger.
 
Yes. There are.
Self-mutilation in particular.
 
This question is a better fit for our sister site Linguistics, or even Philosophy. Or perhaps it's just common sense. Just think numbers. — RegDwigнt ♦ 23 mins ago
chuckles
 
There's an entire subreddit for people who amputate limbs because that's art to them.
 
Andrew should've stopped his reply at "Please don't repost."
this guy clearly needs to attend his lectures.
 
9:47 PM
@GeorgePompidou I am sure Linguistics will be nicer and point him to Tapir-Woof, and then tell him all the ways in which it's wrong.
But I'm cutting corners here.
 
I'm happy to get it migrated elsewhere if it can be. I reckon it's Philosophy. We'll see who gets it!
 
it's such a silly question. it's automata theory 1.
and a nonsensical version of that.
 
Migrate it to Super User, then.
 
on the other hand, I really like this 'til the cows come home' question.
 
Til is not a word I know of.
 
9:49 PM
Until. Poetic/archaic.
 
But I was meaning to watch Community and fall asleep.
@AndrewLeach exactly. Until. Or till. Or even 'til if you're damn stupid Hallmark. But never once til.
 
in Romanian it's 'til the old lady goes by with doughnuts'
I never really understood it.
 
Certainly they can't be doughnuts.
Must be something halfway between langosh and ponchiki.
 
it's not doughnuts. I've no idea what it is. it's dried bread circles.
that are very crispy and hard to eat.
 
@RegDwigнt Til is fine. OED has an apostrophe, but that was nearly thirty years ago.
 
9:52 PM
That is so not doughnuts. Like. duuude.
 
also, I just looked it up and sort of realize where it comes from. it's saying that you'll miss your chance to buy dried bread circles if you wait too long, because she'll have gone by already.
 
@AndrewLeach you mean your copy of OED is thirty years old? Because if it isn't then it isn't.
 
@bivoc Hah! I did that when I was four. Or actually, worse.
 
I threw away all my books a few months ago. Now I only have eight books on my shelf.
 
9:53 PM
@RegDwigнt No, the entry in the online OED dates from 1986.
@bivoc Mummy, why is that lady so fat?
 
@AndrewLeach so. The apostrophe is still required then.
 
No. OED hasn't caught up.
 
@bivoc I don't get it. Why don't they ban the fat lady? She obviously already ate all doughnuts. But the boy can still get fat!
@AndrewLeach anyway. There's no point in 'til in the first place because that's what till already is.
 
My own suffering has caused me to look at the suffering this world. I think many people in this world have no life at all.
 
So there's even less point in til.
 
Anonymous
9:55 PM
@RegDwigнt I'm guessing she is their most valued customer :)
 
TIL is the only one I'll accept.
 
I only use OK, not okay.
 
@bivoc I wouldn't pay a rat's tail for her. And I don't even have a rat's tail...
@JasperLoy you mean the poor ones have no life because it's all work, or the rich ones have no life because it's all money?
 
Anonymous
I do. And I wouldn't neither.
 
@RegDwigнt I mean the former.
 
9:58 PM
@JasperLoy depends on whether they want something else. There are people, and I know quite a few myself, who define their life through work.
 
I wonder why parents give birth to children into such poor surroundings.
 
(And I mean real hard manual labor.)
 

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