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18:00
what is this "tell me your laws" you're trying to do?
It's in the listeners. I thought it worked before. It returns the three robot laws.
I was showing off to impress a woman.
tell me your laws
I didn't write it though. Maybe it never worked.
@KitSox tell me your laws
!!/tell me your laws
18:01
@KitFox Command your does not exist.
if you do !!tell then obviously the tell command runs
See, I think it has to do with the tell command.
It used to be that commands had the / in front
define squid
!!define squid
@JSBձոգչ squid Any of several carnivorous marine cephalopod mollusks, of the order Teuthida, having a mantle, eight arms, and a pair of tentacles
I think he changed that. but we should ditch the tell command anyway, I think.
18:03
!!give me a lick
Mmmm! you taste just like raisin
It's useless.
!!tell laws
@JSBձոգչ Invalid /tell arguments. Use /help for usage info
!!tell Kit welcome
18:03
@Kit Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room pseudo-rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.
not completely useless
How is that useful?
OK. I'll change the regex then.
!!tell Kit color f00d face
The largest food-delivery service in the country now allows you to pay with bitcoins! So you can order food online from 5000 restaurants with bitcoins.
That's a lot of food.
I'm hungry. I have two bitcoins...
18:06
you should be able to buy half the shop, then!
Yay!
!!what are your laws?
@KitFox 0. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
1. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
2. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
My two bitcoins have doubled in value, this is true.
i need to buy some bitcoins
maybe that's what i'll do with my $50 from writing
if bitcoin goes huge, then those coins will be worth roughly a squillion dollars
18:09
@MattЭллен Command what does not exist.
!!tell kit what are you laws
It's already huge.
@JSBձոգչ And you can buy about BTC 0.20 with your money.
Twenty bitcoin cents!
@MattЭллен It has to end in a command name.
!!tell kit hi
@MattЭллен Invalid /tell arguments. Use /help for usage info
@MattЭллен Command hi does not exist.
18:17
what is the command, then?
grrrrr Barrowman!
shakes fist
That's a listener.
!!tell Matt color deedaa
@JSBձոգչ Did I say doubled? That's 2.5 times now, should be tripled in a week or two...
18:20
oh! thanks!
!!tell Matt listcommands
@Matt help, listen, eval, coffee, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, jquery, choose, user, lego, legopart, listcommands, parentuser, norris, urban, parse, tell, mdn, afk, awsm, color, convert, define, findcommand, fuckable, get, github, google, hang, inhistory, learn, mustache, nudge, spec, stat, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube (page 0/0)
!!tell Matt fuckable your mom
@Matt Your mom is always open for business.
I bought my bitcoins for € 80 apiece in April, and now they're € 190.
18:21
!!tell Matt norris
@Matt That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
!!help github
@kit I can't quite understand that format. See /help github for, well...help.
@MattЭллен github: Search github for a repo./github repoName or /github username/reponame
!!help xkcd
@MετάEd xkcd: Returns an XKCD. Call with no args for random, new for latest, or a number for a specific one.
18:22
!!tell kit github mellen/noplwiki
@MattЭллен Mellen/NoPlWiki Wiki I'm developing to help me to plan novels.
Apr 20 at 15:28, by Cerberus
By the way, I am the proud owner of 2 bitcoins.
@kit Mellen/NoPlWiki Wiki I'm developing to help me to plan novels.
Thanks. Come over to Writers chat.
I'm being dumb.
 
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19:24
lie lay laid, lay laid lain?
Why can I never remember?
!!jquery ajaxStart
Oh. Hey, maybe we should give KitSox a verb conjugator.
!!jquery ajaxStop
HAMMERTIME!
19:27
@KitFox that would work
@KitSox hee hee
What would work?
Oh the ... yeah.
@KitFox making a verb conjugator
i suppose "that would work" is not the most informative response to that comment
It's OK. I'm not very responsive today.
Oh, one of the students here died.
Banca Monte dei Paschi di Siena S.p.A. () (MPS) is the oldest surviving bank in the world and Italy's third largest bank. Founded in 1472 by the magistrate of the city state of Siena, Italy, as a "mount of piety", it has been operating ever since. Today it has approximately 3,000 branches, 33,000 The bank's main shareholder is the Fondazione Monte dei Paschi di Siena. History Banca Monte dei Paschi di Siena was founded by order of the Magistrature of the Republic of Siena as Monte di Pietà in 1472, when its statute was approved and from which the bank operates without interruption. It is...
Pretty cool, if corrupt.
He had two little kids. That's so sad.
19:41
@KitFox the student had two little kids?
scratches head
Yeah. He was a college student. 25.
oh. i was imagining high schoolers
Here being the college.
a high schooler with 2 kids is also sad but for entirely different reasons
Yes.
I can almost get there, but it feels like I'm going to have a nosebleed.
!!color b0d1e5
it makes me feel like my forehead is sweating
What's a good made up school subject?
20:02
Applied Physiography
I should say a made up biology topic.
physiography. Hmm.
!!color 90991e
!!color 1337
!!color 316006
!!define cladistics
@KitFox cladistics (systematics) An approach to biological systematics in which organisms are grouped based upon synapomorphies (shared derived characteristics) only, and not upon symplesiomorphies (shared ancestral characteristics).
That's what I thought.
Dialectical Cladistics
Neo-Kantian Phrenology
Yay Windows XP!
20:19
lol
I presume that's PC, though—not mobile.
can you imagine windows XP on a mobile device? The Horror!
What's a better name for "PC"?
Anonymous
@Cerberus thanks for the answer. I checked it out.
@Simon_eQ Cool.
20:20
shields eyes
Hehe.
say it ain't so!
The combination of Apple and Windows 95 is just too much for your sensitive soul.
I don't think I can take much more
goes back to writing about librarians
I don't like using PC because it's an ugly abbreviation of a marketing term. I don't like desktop because laptops aren't desktops. I don't like computer because it's too general. What's a good term for what I mean?
Oh, what librarians?
20:23
a clandestine sect of librarians fighting against the evils of the corporate world
Nice.
Do they have secret vaults?
@Cerberus I don't know. PC is pretty ingrained.
@Cerberus I assume so, I haven't got that far yet
Anonymous
Am I the only one who thinks, that the plural form of anomaly should have been anomalities instead of anomalies ? I mean, is it an irregular word ? It feels seem s weird ...
And powerful connections to the hidden branches of the Internet?
@MattЭллен But using PC for Macs is problematic...
@Cerberus yes. I blame Apple for that
20:24
@Simon_eQ Yup you're the only one! Anomalies is the right form.
@Cerberus hmmm. I hadn't considered that. I might just throw it in.
@MattЭллен Yeah...but I didn't like the term anyway, so it's not a huge loss.
@MattЭллен Yay!
General purpose, larger than hand-held computers
GPLTHHC
rolls off the tongue
Anonymous
@Cerberus Probably => Probabilities Not Probabilies. I guess my confusing was derivative of that example which must mean now, that there is something fishy going on, that I have yet to understand.
probabilty -> probabilities
probably isn't a noun
20:30
@Cerberus What's another word for thesaurus?
Anonymous
@MετάEd Dinosaur :p
Synonymography
@MattЭллен Very elegant.
thanks :D
Anonymous
Man sometimes I feel like I only know 1% of English, instead of 3%
20:33
@MattЭллен Exactly. @Simon_eQ What matt says.
@Simon_eQ So "storage lizard"?
@MετάEd Why?
Thesaurus is a perfectly fine word.
@MattЭллен Steganography is stegosaurus writing?
@MattЭллен Not bad!
yay!
@MετάEd that's what I had assumed
20:34
@MετάEd No, that's stegosaurography.
pterodactyls are stone teeth
Umm what?
oh, wait, that would be petrodentals
Flying fingers, rather.
P(e)t- = "having to do with flying". Dactyl- = "having to do with finger".
20:35
Helicopter.
Flying fingers would be pterodactyls. Yes.
Helix = spiral.
Helico-pt-er.
-pt- = flying.
copter = police finger?
-er is a general suffix for "thing/person that does x".
oh, sorry, wrong bit
20:37
Pt is everywhere once you know where to look!
ornithopter
Yes!
Bird-flyer.
Archaeopterix.
!!etym flying
20:38
@MattЭллен That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
Not sure about the -ix part, perhaps the Latin feminine suffix as in victrix, matrix?
I know a new command that sox needs
@Cerberus because it sounds cool
You know I can't approve of that without a tough fight.
bring it!
Pah.
20:42
Google says it's yx
which is even cooler
Ohh right!
Then I don't know what that means.
Helicopteryx.
apparently pteryx means feather or wing
Ah, pterux is "wing".
Jinx!
20:43
@MattЭллен That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
heli coke pter
Ouch.
not easy to say
Sounds like...Dutch.
20:57
I got the job! does a dance newjobnewjobnewjob
10
Congrats.
21:14
@KitFox Yay!
posted on November 05, 2013 by sgdi

There’s something that’s coming this way Oh my gosh, it’s a total cliché It’s a game of two halfs You’re having a laugh I think it’s just one of those days

posted on November 05, 2013 by sgdi

There is nothing that I would like less Than to remain part of this mess We should end it right here And just go get some beer We just need to relieve the stress

@KitFox wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo‌​oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
!!tell Kit congratulations
21:32
@KitFox Grats.
This is newspaperese. The copywriter had a lot of facts to get in and wanted to vary his presentation. What he wrote was is arguably better than this litany of declaratives: "Obama is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School. He was president of the Harvard Law Review. He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii." — Robusto 1 min ago
"It is alleged that he once ate an apple on the 4th of July [citation needed]."
@MattЭллен Lies!!!
@KitFox When do you start?
> What he wrote was is
Hmm too late to edit that, probably.
@Cerberus I saw that and already fixed it.
Ah OK.
Venisti, vidisti, fixisti.
(That's actually correct Latin.)
Fixi = "I fastened", the perfect of figo "I fasten".
21:43
@Cerberus tant pis.
It just sounds like dog Latin.
Tsk.
Well, you asked for it.
Geez. I turn around for a moment and we're talking about figs and piss.
That'll teach you to turn around.
turns around again
21:53
That wasn't you. That was the world turning around underneath you.
You're saying the world revolves around Ed, i.e. not around you??
No. I'm saying he likes to hog the credit for the Earth's quotidian revolutions. I'll be watching him from now on.
Speaking of, I want to try The Girl & The Fig (thegirlandthefig.com)
You've never tried the girl?
Figs are easier to get.
21:56
Indeed.
D. H. Lawrence, though, noted the resemblance to a vulva of a properly peeled fig.
@Robusto The earth doesn't revolve nearly that fast.
In fact I just completed my 51st revolution.
Oh, so now you're better than the Earth? Pfft.
@Robusto I am the Earth.
I piss on the Earth.
22:00
@Robusto That makes me happy.
backs away slowly
22:14
@Robusto Me cago en tu tierra.
@tchrist Il mio hovercraft è pieno di anguille.
@MετάEd Sounds like a bad movie.
@tchrist Spaghetti war film?
Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu.
Snakes on a Plane is a 2006 American action thriller film directed by David R. Ellis and starring Samuel L. Jackson. It was released by New Line Cinema on August 18, 2006, in North America. The film was written by David Dalessandro, John Heffernan, and Sheldon Turner and follows the events of hundreds of snakes being released on a passenger plane in an attempt to kill a trial witness. The film gained a considerable amount of attention before its release, forming large fanbases online and becoming an Internet phenomenon, due to the film's title, casting, and premise. In response to the In...
23:24
@Robusto I'm not sure yet. I need to work it out with my current employer.
Probably beginning of December.
@tchrist Taking it up a notch, eh?
@KitFox Good for you. Did you get everything you wanted?
I think so.
Flexible schedule, almost twice my current salary, career path, people who are impressed with me and who appreciate my skillset...
The only thing else I'd wish was that it was a lot closer than it is.
But I'm working three (four at the start) six hour days, and two (one at the start) off-site days.
Nice.
23:42
It's adorable how people using the imperial system abbreviate metric units, like "212 kph", which apparently means 212 km/h.
Km is never abbreviated as "k".
(And, yes, the new electric car can go 212 km/h. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/11/…)
Yeah, the Tesla. Old news.
Actually, in speech, we tend to say "kilometer" for "kilometer per uur" when it is an increment, or just the number when it's not.
De auto ging 10 kilometer te hard ~= "the car went 10 kilometer too fast".
De auto kan 130 ~= "the car can [go] 130".
You're ador-km-able!
Scuse me?

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