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4:01 PM
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@Yuuki Dog has you on a leash
 
@OrigamiRobot Typically are in most jurisdictions
 
@KevinvanderVelden Which just got edited.
 
Oooh seriously
 
4:07 PM
Just watched the comments all get deleted.
 
We pointed out the question was way to broad, he threw a hissy fit, long story, then he wanted to change to how to do the new question (via the comments) I suggested he ask a new question
Yeah
 
WHOA, THERE ARE REPRINTS IN DTK OF CARDS THAT WERE IN KTK.
 
Noctrine got involved =p
 
CC @murgatroid99 @StrixVaria
 
@KevinvanderVelden There's always users that do that.
 
4:07 PM
Yeah
Best comment on his part: "Bro I'm a teenager. I already am I game developer and working towards my business license. So will I get help making the grid or will I be told I can't do this again?"
 
@Yuuki You don't. I straight up targeted @OrigamiRobot and shot him with lazers (in an accidental "next ship must be in the same wing as this other dude" shot)
He was reporting crimes and everything
@OrigamiRobot It'll still be illegal salvage, so there is that. You do need to be good at smuggling.
 
Which I am not
 
did some said schadenfreude? O.O
 
@KevinvanderVelden Sounds like, "Quit trying to help me and just tell me what I want to know!"
 
4:11 PM
@Serverfrog it's been deleted already
@Frank yeah
@KevinvanderVelden (Or, well, deleted. The comments have been deleted and he edited his question to something completely unrelated)
 
If he's trying to build a Gummi ship, sounds like he's trying to clone the ship game from Kingdom Hearts.
 
Yeah
That was pointed out in gamedev chat, after 10 minutes of wtf is he talking about
 
@Yuuki Holy crap 2 levels of zoom :D
 
And as I said there: "Which should've been his job. Then the question would at least have been clear, if still off-topic."
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't know what either of those TLAs mean.
 
4:19 PM
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Q: Minecraft MAC 1.8.1

SteathSniper29Can people join your world without being on the local network but without setting your world to be a server? Please answer I need help!!!! I have tried with a friend but it just won't work! P.S. : It will have mods

 
@StrixVaria something something, magic, something something
 
@StrixVaria DTK IS THE 3RD SET IN THIS BLOCK, KTK WAS THE 1ST
 
@OrigamiRobot so edgy
 
I KNOW IT'S FOR LIMITED. THE 1ST AND 3RD SETS ARE NOT DRAFTED TOGETHER IN THIS BLOCK. IT STILL FEELS WEIRD THOUGH
 
4:23 PM
You know, I realized that it's been a long time since I've seen @OrigamiAutoCAD.
 
THAT IS NOT A PERSON
 
You're right, it is a robot
 
IT'S NOT THAT EITHER
AUTOGAMI CADBOT, Charlotte, NC
101 1
 
You're right, but I just wanted to make the robot/person joke
 
@Yuuki That's the cutest animal I've ever seen
 
4:32 PM
@MattGiltaji This is such a fun game
 
376
Q: How should I deal with an employee who has slept with my wife?

Waiter JohnI'm the owner of a business with about 30-40 employees. Recently, I found out that one of my employees has been having an affair with my wife. The employee has worked for me for 4 years. I felt like I was his mentor, since I recruited straight from university, taught him the ropes, and promoted h...

WELL THEN
 
(3 vultures and a FDL?)
 
@Unionhawk wellp, they own that system
 
(I can identify the FDL, but I'm not sure about the vultures?)
 
4:34 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Your dude has basically admitted he hasn't even started on this thing he's trying to develop.
 
@SaintWacko ikr
 
@Unionhawk yeah those are vultures
 
@Yuuki I almost bought an Asp (ship, elite dangerous, diaf flagger) last night, but I don't quite have enough to outfit it with anything.
 
@OrigamiRobot i'll raise you this
33
Q: My boss slapped me over a calculation error

user5115My boss slapped me because My Excel file had a calculational error. I fixed the error and saved the file to the network. If I complain, I guess I will just get fired. But I don't want to work for someone like this. How should I talk to her about it?

 
4:37 PM
@Unionhawk WHY DO YOU KEEP CLARIFYING THIS?
WHY WOULD ANYONE FLAG THAT?
 
@OrigamiRobot IT HAPPENED
 
@OrigamiRobot Because he got flagged when he didn't clarify it.
 
WAS THE FLAG VALIDATED?
 
no
 
What's flag worthy about it without the clarification? I'm missing something there
 
4:38 PM
BUT IT GOT 3 TOTAL FLAGS
2 INITIAL FLAGS AND 1 VALIDATION
 
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
 
AND LIKE 5 INVALIDATES FROM THE BRIDGE
 
people don't like snakes
 
<3
 
4:38 PM
Or people with lisps apparently
 
@Unionhawk Can you see flag results somewhere?
 
@Frank No
 
@Unionhawk Then how do you know how many invalidates you got?
 
I am making numbers up based on the numbers that happened in my flag notification thing
 
I didn't even see the flag, so I had nothing to do with whatever it is.
 
4:39 PM
I saw up to a 2, and I saw it get reflagged
And I saw it go away
I'M MAKING SHIT UP LEAVE ME ALONE
JEEZ
 
Clearly this is a paranormal issue
 
Ghosts are flagging @Uni. Sounds right.
 
user4704
Why would anybody even flag that? "asp" is not a bad word.
 
user4704
It's a kind of snake.
 
user4704
wtf
 
4:40 PM
EXACTLY
 
DID MY MESSAGE GET FLAGGED?
 
no
We're talking about how ridiculous flagging that would be, too, so the comedic timing of that flag would have been spectacular
 
(disclaimer I do not condone flagging for comedic purposes)
 
4:43 PM
In any case, we need to do some bounties and I may get a ship that can actually jump for the purposes of flying to Lugh or something tonight
Because a viper cannot jump
Or rather, it takes a million years
 
YOU COULD TRY A VULTURE
 
I'ma check out the jump range of things, I could do that too
PRICE CHECKING
 
I tried a Viper briefly when I thought I didn't have enough money to outfit my Asp adequately and it was terrible.
 
I like my Viper
 
4:44 PM
@TimStone Viper is awesome
 
VIPER IS GREAT
 
HOW DARE YOU
 
stock viper can't jump. throw in some FSD and powerplants and it gets much better
 
I think I'll play Elite tonight
 
@Rapitor It's still not great
13 isn't great
 
4:44 PM
I think I'll play Cities: Skylines tonight.
 
It's tolerable at best
 
It's so inflexible.
 
not great, but not bad. travelling becomes possible
 
I'm going to tap on the glass for Star Citizen and whisper "When?".
 
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE FLEXIBLE
 
4:45 PM
@MadMAxJr never
 
Ooo... vulture gets to 16 LY
may try that
Though...
 
Vipers aren't designed to be flexible
 
I will play some Bonbon Cakery, probably watch the latest Big Bang, and also do lots of dancing.
 
They're combat vessels
 
cc @AshleyNunn. I got donuts, finally!
 
4:45 PM
I know, that's why I didn't like it. :P
 
I may play some Evolve.
They finally patched an annoying UI bug.
 
If I outfitted it like I wanted for fighting there was no chance I'd ever make it out of the system.
 
@TimStone IS A MONSTER WHO LIKES THINGS THAT AREN'T SHOOTING LASERS
2
 
Yeah, viper is good at combat only, but damn is it good at it
 
Has anyone else checked out Rebel Galaxy?
 
4:46 PM
@Unionhawk unless it gets shot at, then it crumbles like tin foil
 
It looks to be very similar to Torchlight, only with spaceships.
 
@Rapitor No
 
I wonder if I can freak @GnomeSlice out again next month
 
Eagle is tinfoil ship
 
Does it have mods like torchlight?
 
4:47 PM
Nvm this I'm a derp
 
@TimStone WHY? ALL YOU NEED IS AN FSD TO GET OUT OF THE SYSTEM
 
@Frank I like the sound of that
 
eagle is <something-weaker-than-tinfoil>
 
@SaintWacko Polygon had a small gameplay video on it yesterday.
It showed off combat, but didn't really show much of the upgrades or other stuff.
 
@OrigamiRobot The jump range is so pathetic that that didn't leave a lot of options for moving in the area I was in.
 
4:48 PM
@Rapitor Military grade composite, 3D hull reinforcement package.
Hull reinforcement on its own adds 60 armor, viper has 70 base armor
 
@TimStone 13 IS PLENTY!
 
> Rebel Galaxy is all about big, hulking capital ships.
It's got my attention
 
@OrigamiRobot 13 is annoying, but tolerable. 20 is niiiiice
 
@OrigamiRobot I didn't have access to top-tier everything where I was at.
 
if i somehow had billions of credits. i'd make a Type 9 as unkillable as possible.
 
4:49 PM
So the range was like 4
Unless I compromised on fighting.
 
THE ONLY TIME I FOUND IT ANNOYING WAS WHEN I WAS GOING TO FOUNDER SYSTEM TO BUY MY ASP
 
This needs closure. It's game design down to a T D. Thanks, @Sterno!
 
@MattGiltaji I'm trying to imagine the real-life scenario where someone slaps a coworker, and the coworker calmly explains right then that the slap is unprofessional.
 
@Frank it's also 2 years old, highly upvoted, and has accepted answer that is also highly upvoted. closing it sounds... moot
 
IMPERIAL COURIER EXTERIOR
 
4:51 PM
@Frank There's no T in Game Design!
 
@OrigamiRobot Where?
 
@OrigamiRobot oh my sweet jjjjjjezus
 
LOOKS PRETTY NEAT
 
@Rapitor And still off-topic.
 
4:51 PM
@OrigamiRobot Whoaaaaaa
That's beautiful
 
@Sterno i want to know what the calculation error was
 
I'M A FAN OF THE COLORS
 
I think it was off-topic when it was asked, but I'm not sure of that.
 
I wonder how much it's going to run
 
@OrigamiRobot Thank god they reduced the size of the side wings.
 
4:52 PM
> An early piece of Imperial Courier concept art, following up last week’s cockpit shot. We’ll be showing you more on how the concept becomes a working craft in coming weeks.
 
@MattGiltaji Maybe every field came out to be 8008135
 
@Frank Edit the Game Design parts out and make it a "Please explain the ending" question
 
Or I guess it would be 5318008
 
@Batophobia I...think we have that already.
 
@OrigamiRobot sounds like it's still a pretty long ways of coming into the game, though. sadface
 
4:52 PM
And that would be far too big a change for editors to make.
 
@Frank The title is really the only part that needs editing
and the last sentence
 
@Batophobia And the...what you just said.
That said, it would invalidate the answer to edit it to do that.
 
@Rapitor WHY?
IT'S LIKELY IN 1.3
 
it's in concept stages they are saying. depending on their process that could still be a few months away
 
THEY'RE NOT SAYING IT'S IN CONCEPT STAGES, THEY'RE SAYING THAT IMAGE IS FROM THE CONCEPT STAGE
WE GOT THE SAME TYPE OF STUFF WITH THE FDL AND VULTURE
 
4:56 PM
oh, ok then it could come in 1.3
it will probably be fed corvette and emp courier then.
powerplay = faction stuff
my guess
 
@Rapitor YOU'RE A GENIUS
GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE
DOUBLE HIS SALARY
 
@Unionhawk DOUBLE ZERO IS STILL ZERO.
 
THATSTHEJOKE.JPG
 
@Unionhawk ~/THATSTHEJOKE/THATSTHEJOKE.JPG
 
4:58 PM
@Yuuki Q_Q
 
YOURETHEJOKE.JPG
 
@Unionhawk YOURMOM.MKV
 
NOU.VTF
 
@OrigamiRobot can dance as Claptrap now
 
4:59 PM
@Batophobia Actual footage of me and @OrigamiRobot playing Borderlands TPS
 
@Unionhawk MINEISFUNNIERBECAUSEITSAJOKEABOUTFILESIZESINCEMKVSAREUSUALLYUSEDFORLARGEVIDEOFIL‌​ES.HTM
 
HA
@Yuuki SHUTUP.WAV
This joke is now stupid
 
no.u
 
Was always stupid
@Rapitor Amazing. I still love the desert eagle reload easter egg the best
 
5:01 PM
@Unionhawk agreed
 
"POOF! WHERE DID THE GUN GO! It's in my hand!"
 
@Unionhawk The third hand reload is also pretty funny.
 
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Q: Minecraft 1.8.1

SteathSniper29I was going to start a world where people could join and we could do a team deathmatch but i didn't know how to get people to join without having LAN on or putting my world so it would be a server. Please help! F.W.I: The world shall have mods

 
@Yuuki UR.MOM
 
5:01 PM
> "Here ya go."
> "Why, thank you."
 
@Lazers The guy just asked this. And got it duped.
 
The force reload is my least favorite of them
 
GTF.O
 
5:02 PM
@Yuuki URMOMWASALREADY.MADE
 
...
 
@Unionhawk I'm just glad they aren't taking things seriously... that was one of my favorite aspects about bad company
 
shoudl we just make a script that removes all spaces and replaces last space in sentence with a period?
because that's where this seems to be going
 
no
NO
THAT IS NOT WHERE THIS IS GOING
sets fire to @Chippies
 
@Unionhawk THATISWHEREITALREADY.WENT
 
@Batophobia NOTEVEN.TRYING
 
GODDAMMIT EVERYONE IS ON IGNORE
 
@Batophobia dammit ><
 
@Unionhawk You'd be better off just leaving the Bridge, then.
 
5:08 PM
 
@Unionhawk @Wipqozn is still listening, send some pings his way
 
Best one:
PARANORMAL.SE
 
0
Q: What do the stagger icons mean?

DavidYellSo when I stagger an enemy a small icon appears on their status bar which seems to be related to the stagger condition as it's got a small wave underneath it. What do these icons mean?

 
@OrigamiRobot I... oh... man
GODDAMMIT EMPIRE LET ME ADVANCE IN RANK
 
5:11 PM
@Unionhawk What's with the tiny icons for some?
 
Tiny icons happen when you ignore or hide someone
 
weird
 
("Hide posts" will mute someone until you refresh, which is what I did)
(and I refreshed since it seemed they were done)
Conversely, "Show posts" on someone you're ignoring will show someone until refresh
themoreyouknow.NOBADUNI
 
@Wipqozn Yep, accurate
 
5:13 PM
@Frank I'll have to watch that when I get home
The internet is being really slow at work today
@Unionhawk NOBADUNI?
 
@Rapitor Everything about this is crazy
@Wipqozn Make it a reply to itself
 
saw that
 
INB4
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh good
 
5:15 PM
the battle of mod abuse
 
@uni could you hear the thunk when I did that (for science)
 
It did ping
It showed up as a ping from you in notifications, and if I had ping sound on, presumably I would have heard it
 
Good enough. I will remember this information.
 
Ping sounds scare the hell out of me, so they're off
Don't judge me
GODDAMMIT MOD ABUUUUUUUUUUUUSE
I was wondering how honorable @StrixVaria was, if he would mod abuse outside 2 minutes
He totally would.
 
5:18 PM
@frank I figured out waffles but not donuts z
 
what's wrong with pings @Unionhawk?
 
DISCLAIMER: THAT IS A LINK TO FRIDAY DON'T BELIEVE THE MOD ABUSING LIAR @StrixVaria
 
@Unionhawk I had to refresh due to a bug with re-re-editing other peoples' posts. I did it for you.
 
@MattGiltaji Ping sounds are off, so your joke has failed
@StrixVaria No, you ruined the joke!
The joke was supposed to be "This isn't a link to Friday (because it isn't a link at all)"
AND YOU RUINED IT
 
I rejected your joke and inserted my own.
 
5:19 PM
RUINER
 
Um
Did I mess up the link order?
 
@SaintWacko You messed up everything.
 
Ohhhh
http
And no
That was exactly what I meant to do
Except for the link not working
 
@StrixVaria wat
 
5:22 PM
 
:O
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...
 
@Unionhawk What is that?
 
@SaintWacko Shovel Knight, I think.
 
5:23 PM
@SaintWacko NN3DS with a SNES decal
And shovel knight
 
@Unionhawk Very pretty
 
@SaintWacko Nintendo New 3DS XLi and Knuckles
 
@Unionhawk Shovel Knight good on 3DS?
 
Apparently available on etsy?
@Batophobia Dunno
 
Shovel Knight always good
 
5:23 PM
It exists on 3DS, that's all I know
 
@ChaseC I've been debating on what platform to get it on
 
I saw a speedrun race of the thing
 
since it's coming on the 3ds, it's a pretty good game to play on the go. but i'd play pokemon over shovel knight
 
de_stroyed
 
he'll be fine
 
5:25 PM
> 0%
 
at least the pilot won't be floating in space
 
@AshleyNunn Spongecake + Vanilla Extract + Whipped Cream, I think.
Also, we should trade friend codes.
 
A 9-year-old explains net neutrality https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/comments/2yi6xu/heres_how_my_9year_explained_net_neutrality_to/ http://t.co/hRMokgACU2
Yep, nailed it
 
My milkshakes bring congress to the yard
and theyre like all pinching my straws
damn right, just pinching my staws
I could stop them, but they want to charge.
omg hilarious comment
 
Okay, that's enough internet for the day
 
5:35 PM
@Unionhawk So... does this mean you're going to leave chat?
 
no
ACTUALLY YES
OK I'M BACK
good joke @Uni. Get out
 
@uni you should just go to your own chatroom, then you can argue with yourself and tell lame jokes.
 
NO
I have Minecraft Talk at around 11pm EDT for that, first of all
 
you can be room owner
 
And then remove myself?
 
5:40 PM
sure why not
 
@Rapitor He can be room owner here.
 
Just not for long.
 
rip
I was owner for a while, but then that jerk @Sterno
 
@Unionhawk You probably had it coming.
 
5:42 PM
I did not!
Maybe
 
90% of all room owner removals are deserved.
 
The rest are just people messing with @Wipqozn
 
The other 10% are.... when @LessPop_MoreFizz removed all mods ownership because he wanted only one row of owners or something stupid like that?
I may vulture. I'm not sure
Ooo... no large multicanons or anything
hmm
Yeah, okay, probably no
maybe
I can't decide!
D:
 
does that part builder tool thing reall have all stuff?
it really doesn't seem like there is many weapons.
 
Decision paralysis at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.
 
5:51 PM
I dunno, but I should think so
The large options are all lasers, cannons, fragment cannons, and plasmas
 
Way to update the answer on a 2 year old duplicate question, Community
 
But I love my multis
 
I like that the dupe is way more popular than the original, because the original had a terrible title
Oh, wait, that wasn't the original it links to. It's another dupe
DUPE CHAIN!
 
multis are meant to be small
 
WELL MYEH
 
5:53 PM
big BIG cannons are what you need
 
I WANT TO SHOOT 100+mm BULLETS FAST DAMMIT
 
fix em too
 
I can't decide
I want a science world where I can test drive things, but that would defeat the purpose of the game
 
@Unionhawk you should be able to test drive ships. equipment i can easily see/understand some futuristic test training ground thing
 
I think the decision is asp to maintain my current playstyle
 
5:55 PM
its the year 3000 ffs
 
@Frank finally got involved in Paranormal trolling! Yay!
 
@Sterno I figured you were gonna say that.
 
@Sterno link?
 
3
Q: Subset of paranormal

x-xProposal: Astrology Proposal: Paranormal Could astrology fall under paranormal, since the prior falls under mysticism?

 
I still want Paranormal Lifehacks
 
@MadMAxJr I should probably ask question on Lifehacks about ghosts
 
I'm kinda disappointed that Mr. "Don't turn this into a police state" hasn't come back since he said that.
 
@Frank That's because you possess precognitive powers
 

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