The Nineteenth Byte

quartata

03:00

@Geobits lol

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bai

El'endia Starman

@quartata \kill("quartata")

Just kidding. I'm totally fine with you giving @Downgoat ideas from Pytek.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman Did you see my new lang?

Maltysen

@El'endiaStarman is that a builtin in Pytek that hires a hitman for you?

Geobits

I should teach it to Marky.

Downgoat

03:03

@El'endiaStarman Just added a kill function to Cheddar! Usage: kill("quartata")

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o-o

kill("me").now

El'endia Starman

@Maltysen .....great idea!

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ TypeError: undefined is not an function

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I've probably seen you talking about it? :P

Maltysen

@El'endiaStarman I suggest rentahitman.com

not out of personal experience or anything. that would be weird

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:05

@El'endiaStarman It's called "Dyia"

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yeah, we were talking about the shunting yard algorithm earlier.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Oh, yeah!

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Does Yarn Interest Anyone?"

"Damn Yankees In Alabama"

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

"Dry Yaks In Alaska"

:P

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Do Yourself In Alaska?

oh

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:07

@Downgoat that sounds so wrong

Downgoat

...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm listening to "tainted love" don't blame me

Geobits

Dirty Yeti Is Ashamed

Quill

don't you intercept apples?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

dank yews interleave aplets

Geobits

03:10

Donald, Yelling Isn't Appropriate

2

Maltysen

demon yams in arizona

Quill

Damn, you is annoying

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Dangit, you're irate af

Zach Gates

And I'm back

Geobits

Do You Iven Acronym?

3

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:11

#hax

Quill

Don't you invent acronyms?

Geobits

Daaaaaaaaamn Yo. It's Amazing!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Duh, you're'n idiot, aha!

Downgoat

Dang, y'all intrested'n acronyms!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Dented Yukon Ice Adders

Downgoat

03:13

Drunk Yoga Instructor Aging

quartata

What have I just walked into

Downgoat

XD

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata Dyia

Quill

Dirty young idiotic americans

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

03:13

^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Dood yur in assholia

Quill

*Dirty young idiotic Australians

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Better

Quill

subway time :D

Geobits

Dissin ya'll isn't arduous

Zach Gates

03:14

Don't Yell Inside, Aardvark

GamrCorps

Mathematica peoples: How do I do something like this in Mathematica?

Downgoat

Damn, You Investigate Apples?

Quill

don't you insult alpacas

2

Zach Gates

Don't You Ingest Alfalfa?

Geobits

Did you inhale again?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:16

Dope Yeast Inhales Authority

Zach Gates

Down Yonder Is Annie

Quill

Dude, you internet asshole

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Disease younger! inclined activity

Geobits

Dropping yoyos isn't allowed.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Doing your interest APR

Downgoat

03:17

Door yogurt is appetising

Zach Gates

Diseases: Yelling Isn't Assuage

Quill

Double your internet! amazing!

Geobits

As happy as I am to have started this, I'll be on a brief hiatus. Enjoy!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

BAI

Downgoat

BYE

Geobits

03:18

Don't you insinuate anything...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Done You In Avocad

Downgoat

@Geobits who's stopping me?

oh

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

>_> hi alex

Quill

@Geobits, you're right, a few seconds is brief

Geobits

>_>

Zach Gates

03:19

Don't Yap Inside Anuses

Quill

ohshit its da the polic (@alex) scram

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat ( ͡° ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ʖ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͡°)

Quill

@ZachGates (ಠ ͜ ಠ)

2

Zach Gates

@Quill Move it along, folks. Nothing to see here...

Quill

Don't yell! It's Alex!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:20

I gotta go bai

Zach Gates

bye

Maltysen

@AlexA. I swear to drunk I'm not god, officer

7

Geobits

@Quill Downvoting you is amazing ;)

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh my gosh what is that...

Alex A.

@Maltysen Um what

Downgoat

03:21

@Maltysen hahaha

Zach Gates

@Maltysen Alphabet - Lil Wayne

Alex A.

@Quill WEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO GOLF POLICE

7

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat star it to creep out the future peoples

Downgoat

done

Quill

@AlexA. if you're the golf police, I guess that makes me the code police

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:21

merci

@Quill Do you arrest the golf police?

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ where's bye

Maltysen

oh its from a song? I just heard it from my friend

Alex A.

@Quill Huh, I suppose so.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill Uh... I was supposed to leave.

Zach Gates

@Maltysen Yep; though I'm not sure if that's the origin. That's just where I know it from

(sorry)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:22

It's been a long time joke amongst people

WTF AM I DOING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAi

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ??

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ YOURE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR VARIABLE NAMING VIOLATIONS

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF MY HW AND ITS 2323

Zach Gates

It's what

oh military

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ do it in class

Zach Gates

03:23

^

Maltysen

I haven't done any of mine either, but then again, I never do

Helka Homba

@AlexA. nothin'

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Alex A.

@HelkaHomba Okay

Quill

@HelkaHomba donald trump. the answer was donald trump

Helka Homba

03:25

I would prefer Alex over Donald Trump as a PPCG mod

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ok so here's what you do: google the text book pages, make the timeline the class before its due, and put random sources on the note cards

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Who the hell is voting for Trump anyhow? I've only met one person who actually like him

Quill

really, donald trump is great at golfing. golfing away the nation's budget

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@ZachGates no offense, just wondering

Maltysen

03:25

@Quill REKKKKKTTTT

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen My bio teacher is too smart :P

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ which one is that?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

notecards

Maltysen

ah

oh i misred thought it was for a research paper

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It is

Maltysen

03:27

for bio? wow that sucks

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Notecards for a research paper to turn in

Not really. It's kinda interesting, I'm doing a bit about irreducible complexity

Maltysen

did you do the reference paper?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Nope.

Maltysen

well I'm sure you can find the textbook online

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you should try university. it's much better... I watched netflix for three hours on bean bags in between my classes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:28

@Quill I'm in high school bruh

@Maltysen It is, but it has nothing about my topic :|

Geobits

You should try neither. It's much better.

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no for the hw pages

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen WAIJNGk;fsd,v

I JUST REALIZED THERE WAS A REFERENCE PAPER HOLY MOTHER OF HEAVEN

AHSADHUIFSHDNHJ Bkjfng asndg a

srry

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wuhfqoAHSHFASiwhf to you to sir

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

"WAIJNGk" is pretty close to wailing, which is what I want to do

BAI

Alex A.

03:29

@Quill In university I once stayed up doing homework until 4am, then laid down on top of my bed in my clothes with the lights on and slept until 5am. Then I had to get up and ready for class. I didn't even finish the assignment.

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ is that a new golfing language

Maltysen

(@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ continues to be on PPCG till 1 am)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill Yes. It prints out the lyrics to the Rickroll

Geobits

@Quill Dunno. Don't keep track of the monthly fads like kids around here do :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen I hope not but you're probably right

Quill

03:30

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ that was my suggestion for cheddar

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill oh lol

Quill

@AlexA. that sounds like me every night when I decide to answer some questions on SE

Alex A.

haha

Helka Homba

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Weren't you gone bai?

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ it makes it doubly funny tho

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

03:30

somebody help me

Can a mod kick me for an hour?

Maltysen

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ did you do the tb pages?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen the what?

Geobits

s/hour/week/

?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

NO THAT WAS LIVING HELL

0/10 would not do again

Helka Homba

Lets just talk about a topic repulsive to Conor

Maltysen

03:31

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ DUE hw(p B-1)

Quill

@Geobits Geobits has the right idea

Geobits

I'd kick you, but they won't give me powaz, even though the strawpoll went my way :D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen Oh, that. It's just rhetoric, should be fine

Maltysen

what about the tiemline?

Geobits

@HelkaHomba We could bash js some.

Maltysen

03:32

im guessing that can be done in 5 mins

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen I've got the dates, still need to draw it

@Geobits Then I'd have to stay and defend it :|

Quill

@Geobits ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ) _/¯

this window isn't your IDE? huh. TIL

Geobits

@Quill No no, I meant JavaScript. I know you like Jerry Seinfeld; I wouldn't bash him with you here.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o-o

Please no one ping me, I think I can leave now

Quill

@Geobits Ohhh, I thought you meant Joseph Stalin

Maltysen

03:34

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ check out this cool new idea for a golfing lang that I had

:P

(i don't actually have an idea)

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ have you tried just leaving the room or like closing the window

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

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my phone beeps

Geobits

Jessica Simpson, Jerry Springer, James Spader.... Just Sayin'...

Quill

smash it with a hammer... solves everything

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ

Quill

03:35

¯\_( ͡ ͡° ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ʖ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͡°) _/¯

Geobits

Turn the thing off? Is it that hard?

Quill

@Geobits Jelly Springs

Helka Homba

You'd think JavaScript would be on here - acronymfinder.com/Slang/JS.html

Oh, it is

Alex A.

haha

Maltysen

@HelkaHomba js is the new hot meme shit yo

Alex A.

03:39

I think JS is the old, cold meme poop.

Geobits

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Quill

JS stands for Job Security

Alex A.

It also stands for "Just Scary."

Maltysen

and John Smith

Quill

@AlexA. chat.stackexchange.com/messages/28852113/history

same

Geobits

03:41

@AlexA. And Jumbled Standards

Quill

it also stands for Java's ~~shit~~ spectacular

Alex A.

@Quill I still don't understand what this means

Quill

;-)

@Helka was just trying to explain how much he admires you

Alex A.

Oh. Now I get it. ಠ_ಠ

3

But also <3 if you voted for me

GamrCorps

How do I make a plot of fixed size (x and y both from -10 to +10) in Mathematica?

Geobits

03:47

I'm guessing the crickets mean our resident Mathematica people aren't around?

Downgoat

@GamrCorps I know

Quill

chirp chirp

Downgoat

Plot[x, {-10, 10}, Frame -> true]

where x is your plot

> Plot[f,{x,xmin,xmax}]

Geobits

I think PlotRange might work, too, but grains of salt and all that stuff.

Alex A.

I think <insert the first thing I found on Google> might work

Geobits

03:50

You found me out!

>_>

Alex A.

I Googled it too, and that was one of the first results. ;P

GamrCorps

It didnt work

Alex A.

D:

Maltysen

the command is clearly `InsertTheFirstThingFoundOnGoogle["How do I make a plot of fixed size (x and y both from -10 to +10) in Mathematica?
"]`

Downgoat

@GamrCorps Did my suggestion work?

GamrCorps

03:55

@Downgoat I found a different way with PlotRange, but thanks anyway!

Quill

RIP Goat of the Down

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