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9:00 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ not even the most disturbing filthy frank thumbnail
 
@quartata ∅_∅
 
I don't even know why the thumbnail is disturbing, it's just weird.
 
@AlexA. ._.
 
That is going to be a meme
 
9:01 PM
Btw i am slowly typing on my tiny phone
 
@Solver You poor soul
 
:'(
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :o I just got RDFTD'd.
The tables are turning.
 
@CoolestVeto ohai
and yes they are
 
I am doing this in my bed.
 
9:02 PM
@Solver ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Because i don't want to sleep.
 
Of course you don't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Because the nineteenth byte is cooler than sleep.
 
19 hours of TNB and 5 hours of sleep
 
9:05 PM
Should I sleep or not?
 
@Solver who needs sleep when you can write a short program to do it for you
 
@Downgoat :P
 
@Downgoat /have a builtin
sleep 5
 
ok
 
@Downgoat ping me tomorrow and I'll solve your SO problem.
 
9:07 PM
@Solver sure, what time zone are you in?
 
UUTC
UUltra UTC
 
Did you mean: utc
oh
 
My phone is weird.
 
@Solver it must be using tabs then
 
He's in Unary UTC
 
9:09 PM
@Downgoat ಠ_ಠ
 
@Downgoat what time zone r u in?
 
@Solver PPST
PPacific Standard Time
 
??
 
Programming Puzzles Standard Time
 
So GMT + 10?
GGmt + wat
 
9:11 PM
I think it's UTC-8
 
OOkay cool.
is cheddar on npm
 
no
but you can install it from github
 
I will put it on npm for you
IIf u like
 
@Solver thanks, but I think it's too early to do that
should Cheddar continue running after a runtime error or should it just kill the program
 
BBtw cookie is at ojas-gulati
/cookie
 
9:15 PM
@Downgoat kill I would say
 
ok
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Response RDTFD (not really dubstep though)
 
IIt should print cheddar doesn't like this cheese and continue
 
@Doorknob Does -d print to STDERR?
 
What is RDTFD? Read, Dan, the fucking docs?
 
9:16 PM
@CoolestVeto waddafq
 
Dafuq?
 
@Downgoat Random Dubstep For The Day
 
Ohok
 
@Dennis in what language
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Electroswing.
 
9:17 PM
It's interesting.
@CoolestVeto Counterattack EDM:
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Streaming with a playlist right now, I'll take a look at it later. <3
 
@CoolestVeto kk :D
 
@quartata Rewatching the video with Brock Lee vs. Racist Santa.
 
Om nom nom nom
Cake
WWhy is it so quiet here!
!?
 
@Solver I thoguht you were going to sleep
 
I decided not to, im on my phone
 
@CoolestVeto ooo nice
 
@Downgoat ^^
 
@Solver you put up a strong point
 
:)
 
9:23 PM
\o/ finished scopes on cheddar
now I just need to implement loops and conditionals...
and execution
 
and interpretation
and STDOUT and STDERR
sigh
 
Congrats!
 
Comparatively, I've got more done on Dyia than you have on Cheddar :P
 
SSame with cookie
 
9:24 PM
(Mainly because Dyia has less to be had at :P)
 
@Downgoat that one seems important
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ but Cheddar is bigger than Diya, I think :/
@Maltysen just a little
 
34 secs ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
(Mainly because Dyia has less to be had at :P)
 
I use file input and output
 
I have a REPL up, hopefully I can finish classes and start testing
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ooh Basshunter is fun, they have a song about an irc bot :) youtube.com/watch?v=zf2wbRWb9xI
 
AAny better ideas for a node based language?
 
@Downgoat I don't know what you are talking ab_UNK
 
@aditsu Let me guess, Ana boten? :D
or another one
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh no
 
9:26 PM
@CoolestVeto 10/10 have that downloaded.
 
Boten Anna
 
@aditsu I always fail that name :P
 
@Downgoat brb finding priest for exorcism
 
@Downgoat I'm working on a native implementation of pyth
 
wait, @Geobits said he got marky a body...
 
9:27 PM
@Maltysen what do youmean by "nativwe implementation"?
 
that was me? o_O
 
right now i'm mainly just copy pasting the operators from the regular pyth cuz the frameworks almost done
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wat is your timeline
Timezone
 
@Downgoat non-transpiler
 
9:27 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Dude, you have almost exactly my taste in music. xD
 
@CoolestVeto :3
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Geobits says the body was made out of the skin the people he murdered
 
Anyone here a fan of 90s rock?
 
9:27 PM
@Maltysen why woud you do that
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I prefer 90s stones
 
Goodnight anyways
 
@Solver Night!
 
9:28 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 80s FTW.
 
@Downgoat a) to do things that we can't do through trasnpilization b) possibly write in RPython and make an exe
 
> trasnpilization
 
Our house, in the middle of our street.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ 70-90s is my thing
 
9:29 PM
Madness FTW.
 
Pyth has really gotten far away from Python and there's no real reason why it has to keep transpilizationing
 
None of you, or you wouldn't be here.
 
@CoolestVeto Dr House sings :)
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ and me! whooh monday
 
9:29 PM
@Dennis um
 
Woo! I just got the yearling badge! Only took me 20 months. Hang on...
 
well, um, I um gotta go now bai!
 
totally not to do hw
 
9:30 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ bye!
 
@QPaysTaxes He's a professor. I think he understands the mindset fairly well
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ BAI!
 
@aditsu Yes. Yes he does.
Tango and Classic Jazz.
 
@QPaysTaxes abandon all work ye who enter here
 
vim looks... interesting. I finally was able to open it after forgetting I had it :P
 
9:30 PM
@QPaysTaxes Met? I've taught them.
 
@QPaysTaxes Is excuse to say he never heard it.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ vim is the bset
 
@Dennis what did you teach?
 
I don't know how to go into edit mode.
 
9:31 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Math at least I think
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lolololol
its i
 
@QPaysTaxes Don't. I ran away as soon as I could.
 
@Dennis So it's a "know your enemy" kind of deal?
 
@QPaysTaxes >.<
 
For me it's s
 
9:31 PM
vim not VIM
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i or a
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Mathematical Analysis
 
@QPaysTaxes I tok gud al du teim
 
Is : goto Nth line?
 
Has anyone else just received the yearling badge despite having been here well over a year?
 
9:32 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ its all the commands
 
o_o well it sure eeems like it does
 
including jump to line
 
@trichoplax I think you get that every year
 
:i s used to start a command
 
9:32 PM
:32 goes to the 32nd line
 
13 secs ago, by Maltysen
including jump to line
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You can also do 32j
 
@QPaysTaxes ^
 
@aditsu Ohhhh - I see. Thanks
 
I don't need all this fancy stuff >_> I'm going back to notepad
 
9:33 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ noooo!
 
@Downgoat No, esc enters normal mode
 
@Downgoat no it's not
 
:/
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
I like my editors without modes and moods :p
 
9:34 PM
@QPaysTaxes I don't know what you're talking about
 
I've used vim for many years and I like to pretend to understand it on the internet
 
@quartata You know more than I :P
 
I know less about Vim than I know about pants
 
@aditsu So you're a nano fan I take it
 
9:35 PM
I've used vim for 2 months and I like to fail at pretending I understand on the internet
 
@AlexA. hey in your defense pants are hard
 
The only vim command I've bothered learning was :q. It's quite easy to open by accident.
4
 
@quartata in text mode, sure nano is da best
 
9:35 PM
@Dennis ಠ_ಠ
 
I used to be an emacs fanboy. Those were the days
 
I still say notepad is the best
 
@quartata Gross
 
Now I have no idea how to use emacs
 
I have never uesed emacs, is it like vim?
 
9:36 PM
@AlexA. misguided youth
@Downgoat polar opposite of vim
 
It's like vim but with more RSI
 
vim is everything beautiful in the world
 
@quartata oh, so terrible?
 
emacs is everything ugly in the world
 
9:36 PM
@aditsu nano is torture
 
@QPaysTaxes @Maltysen never had problems with it, but I prefer GUI editors
 
@aditsu gvim is a thing
 
@quartata it's still a vim, isn't it? so fail :p
 
9:37 PM
@El'endiaStarman RUHERE?
 
Whoa-ho-ho. Go go gadget rekt over here.
 
@QPaysTaxes Actually it's a good way to learn vim. It has menus for most of the commands and mouse clicky things
@aditsu It's the graphical version of vim
 
@quartata does it make it any more usable?
 
@aditsu no
 
9:38 PM
@aditsu yes
 
@CoolestVeto can I subscribe to RDFTD?
 
although ultimately it's more or less a crutch that you'll eventually learn not to use
 
I like that we all agree ^_^
 
Yes he does
 
yes he does
 
9:39 PM
Yep.
double ninja'd
 
ROASTE
D
 
Go go gadget rekt
 
@QPaysTaxes you ask politely
 
@QPaysTaxes Ask Dennis
 
@QPaysTaxes get someone who speaks the language and put them on top of the server that runs tryitonline
 
9:40 PM
@QPaysTaxes No I mean that's how you get it on there. You ask Dennis and he'll put it on there.
 
@QPaysTaxes why the frown?
 
As long as the interpreter is safe (no file I/O, no internet access, no arbitrary code execution), point me to it and I'll add it asap.
 
well you can't have file access
 
Which language are you using?
 
9:42 PM
One of these days I'll get back to mine. It won't be a very effective golfing language though; it'll be all UTF-8, so byte city.
 
Ruby
 
what happened to my terminal
 
@Downgoat You entered Emacs
 
That's emacs
 
Great, that should work without issues.
 
9:42 PM
D:
yeah, but how do I get out
 
C-x C-c
 
You can C-x C-c, but you can never leave
 
@AlexA. MATL only uses UTF-8
 
@quartata and then sudo apt-get purge emacs
 
@LockOpeners teehee
 
9:43 PM
@Downgoat reboot to be safe ^^
 
@quartata Mine will be primarily non-ASCII-range though
 
@Maltysen >debian
 
@AlexA. why
 
>2016
 
why not just make an encoding then
 
9:44 PM
@quartata Because it's a language I want to make and I don't care about it being particularly competitive for golf
 
if you want pretty characters
@AlexA. Oh, OK. Then go nuts
What paradigm will it be
 
@quartata Destruction oriented
 
@quartata It'll be more like three dimes, not a pair of dimes.
 
By the way, Phigs is gonna be really interesting once it is done. It'll be one of the first golfing functional programming languages near as I can tell
 
@quartata J?
 
9:45 PM
@flawr well, right now its nonfunctional
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ kek
Sure.
 
bad dum tszzz
 
heh
 
@flawr That's not really a golfing language
 
@flawr J is concise but it isn't a golfing language
 
9:45 PM
So concise != golfing?
 
@AlexA. serious answer pls
 
@flawr Golfing => concise but it doesn't go both ways
 
concatenative or bust
 
@quartata Seriously
 
@AlexA. no pls
You.. haven't actually decided yet have you
 
9:47 PM
Anybody know how to run Shoes? codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/77522/44713
 
@CoolestVeto yes
 
@CoolestVeto yes
 
you put them on
 
@CoolestVeto you wear them
ninja'd
 
then move one leg forward
then you move the other
 
9:47 PM
wow
 
I.. actually have Shoes though
 
@quartata Array maybe kinda functional
 
Actually you can just do ./shoes
 
@QPaysTaxes Concatenative doesn't necessitate RPN
 
@CoolestVeto thx
 
9:48 PM
@AlexA. So it'll be like APL
 
@quartata I don't
I'm a goat
 
hai i am cat
 
@quartata more or less
 
@AlexA. have fun parsing it
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ do cat's wear shoes?
 
9:48 PM
hooks and forks are parsing hell just ask @Dennis
 
@quartata That'll be the easy part
 
> cat<b>'</b>s
 
@AlexA. no it won't
 
@Downgoat yeah, they have natural fur shoes
 
@quartata Yeah, it's not that hard
 
9:49 PM
@QPaysTaxes I officially give up
 
I already have a mostly-functional parser
 
@quartata They're not that bad if you don't care about efficiency.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ but they don't wear them
 
@Dennis Well, I guess I kinda assumed he wanted to make a good parser
 
@QPaysTaxes magic
 
9:50 PM
@quartata My parser doesn't handle the different type of chains. That's probably why it's not efficient...
 
@Downgoat true
 
@Dennis I don't know how to parse hooks/forks :|
Do you have a good algorithm?
 
I don't even have a good not crappy parser for FOG.
 
@Dennis Why does it not? I presumed you'd parse hooks into some sort of AST like fg -> g--->(f---->x),x
 
I have pretty much ignored the advice CR gave when I posted the source.
 
9:51 PM
Then it would be pretty easy to traverse
 
prefix is easy af to parse
 
@quartata I don't even know what an AST is.
 
@QPaysTaxes weird apl stuff
 
@QPaysTaxes J things
@Maltysen Nope, not APL
 
@Maltysen is stack based and postfix.
 
9:52 PM
APL only has atops
 
@Dennis the best way to write a language
 
@QPaysTaxes Witchcraft and hooliganism.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That's... even easier to parse
 
In computer science, an abstract syntax tree (AST), or just syntax tree, is a tree representation of the abstract syntactic structure of source code written in a programming language. Each node of the tree denotes a construct occurring in the source code. The syntax is "abstract" in not representing every detail appearing in the real syntax. For instance, grouping parentheses are implicit in the tree structure, and a syntactic construct like an if-condition-then expression may be denoted by means of a single node with three branches. This distinguishes abstract syntax trees from concrete syntax...
 
9:53 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I mean... it's literally just a switch case
 
^
 
well, will create parser later when I have time.
 
I don't think it even qualifies as a "parser"
 
I mean, it sorta does.
 
9:53 PM
brb bai
 
But it's so fundamentally simple that I wouldn't think about it in terms of one
 
but AST's are actually the best
 
Ease of parsing, ranked from easiest to hardest: postfix, prefix, infix
 
@quartata This is how I parse chains. That's done at run time, not during parsing.
 
@Dennis my eyes
Actually it's not that bad
 
9:55 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't. See above.
 
But I think it would be much easier for you to have that done at parse time
 
"it also produces its own force field which prevents it from going through the ground" -> I heard that one of the first physicists who figured out that matter is mostly empty space had a hard time getting out of bed the next morning for fear of falling through the floor
 
You can essentially translate Jelly into a sort of prefix language
 
@quartata I doubt it would be easier, but it would most definitely be more efficient.
 
9:55 PM
@aditsu hahahahahahahahahaha
 
@aditsu rofl
 
@Dennis Wait a second...
are your functions in alphabetical order?
Wow, your code is actually kinda organized. I thought you said your code was ugly
> return 1 + index
@Dennis Doesn't Python have something like Perl's $[?
Also you really do indent with tabs. sigh
 
@quartata What other order is there?
 

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