The Nineteenth Byte

muddyfish

12:00 AM

I think I'll be disappearing now, bye guys!

trichoplax

bye!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

bye!

Luis Mendo

bye!

Me going too

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bai! x2

Winny

me too, silly schoolwork for tomorrow (bai x 3.14)

trichoplax

12:01 AM

I shouldn't have said bye. Now I'll be saying bye continuously forever...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Winny bai

@LuisMendo bai

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Winny bai x pau

Helka Homba

pow?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

pau

1.5pi

Conveniently approximated as e+2, Pau is commonly known as the Devil's Ratio (because in the octal expansion, '666' appears four times in the first 200 digits while no other run of 3+ digits appears more than once.)

Helka Homba

They could have called it a Ti (get it XD)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:03 AM

No, it's 0.75tau

@HelkaHomba bad-um tss

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ actually, it is:

1pau.

bad-um tss v2.0

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bad-um tssau

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

bad-um tsspau

aditsu

@HelkaHomba ah, I found the part that resembles your question, it starts at 1:31:49

trichoplax

@HelkaHomba I'm glad someone agrees :)

Mar 10 at 11:17, by trichoplax

If it's a compromise surely it should be called TI?

El'endia Starman

12:05 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Look up Microsoft's Home of the Future.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman will do

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I didn't realize there even was a dispute to be honest

Most people prefer pi

poi830

there are pages and pages online about it

Helka Homba

@El'endiaStarman Buying a house with that brand name would not fill me with confidence...

Quill

Monring

El'endia Starman

12:06 AM

@quartata Vi Hart is one of the more vocal advocates of tau.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

TIL somebody added befunge93 to Homebrew!

El'endia Starman

@HelkaHomba Haha, it's actually Microsoft's guess at what will be ubiquitous in homes in ~10 years.

Doorknob

like windows?

Windows windows

trichoplax

@Quill Seems apt. UTC has just entered both Monday and morning...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Quill monking

Helka Homba

12:09 AM

Touchscreens are not the certain future. ಠ_ಠ I like tactile feedback.

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Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

^

Quill

AR is the future obviously

Everybody spend the price of a car on a HoloLens right now

Maltysen

@Doorknob rekt your Pyth answer :P

Doorknob

@Maltysen every time...

trichoplax

@HelkaHomba I do resent having to use my eyes during texting

I feel like I now have a redundant skill

TanMath

12:12 AM

I am so late, but congrats guys!!!

Maltysen

@TanMath hmm?

Helka Homba

@trichoplax Like those cars where the middle-dash is just a big touchscreen. Ridiculous.

TanMath

@Maltysen for graduation...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh

yeah late

actually, it was fake.

trichoplax

@HelkaHomba Yes - even worse for a driver. Texting eyes-free was just a way to avoid travel sickness.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

12:13 AM

5 hours ago, by Optimizer

Just in: Our graduation is all a very big and dirty April's fool joke and we will be given back the beta and pro-tempore mod status starting May 1st!

But he got it wrong, it is november first.

And he was strangely happy.

Helka Homba

To be fair there are emerging technologies like tactustechnology.com. But until they're mainstream touchscreens should be for space convenience, not input convenience.

Downgoat

._. I just got an email from an SSL company and that email wasn't encrypted...

Maltysen

@Downgoat why would they encrypt their email just cuz they work in crypto? was it top secret stuff?

TanMath

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ lol...have fun guys...

Quill

@Downgoat I had a web host that was a plaintext offender

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

12:17 AM

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@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ VTC is a brit.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :o

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yah

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@COOLESTVETO YOU ARE THE NICEST BRIT I KNOW

Maltysen

@Doorknob wait that's prolly an undefined

Helka Homba

VTC is nice?

trichoplax

12:18 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Gee thanks... :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ roflmao

Doorknob

@Maltysen huh?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@trichoplax you can be tied with him IMO

Maltysen

@Doorknob 987

TanMath

do you guys remember me?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:18 AM

^^^

Maltysen

how is the prime factorization of an empty number defined

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath WELCOME BACK! :D

@TanMath yeah

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Woo!

:3

12:18 AM

I'll ask OP

Doorknob

@Maltysen right, that has the correct output but ends in an exception

TanMath

that's more like it...

trichoplax

@TanMath We do

TanMath

thanks guys!

now I shall be gone for another 5 weeks... bye guys!!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

._.

YOU RIP MY HEART OUT, EVERY TIME

Downgoat

12:19 AM

@TanMath sorry, I only remember CosMath

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath bai

Maltysen

@Doorknob yeah but OP only talks about 1 and 0, not about empty number

prolly same category

TanMath

BTW, who was EASTERLY IRK?

quartata

RikerW.

Downgoat

@TanMath he was RikerW

TanMath

12:20 AM

Yeah!!!

CoolestVeto

@HelkaHomba wow

TanMath

sorry man, @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I forgot...

guys, can you please stop changing your names?

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CoolestVeto

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ;P Thanks.

Helka Homba

@CoolestVeto Er uh, typo. That ? was supposed to be a .

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@TanMath I have had this for like a month, not going back now.

trichoplax

12:21 AM

lol

Downgoat

@TanMath if you were gone five weeks, did you miss our graduation?

TanMath

I mean, if you change your names and pictures, how am I supposed to figure you out?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

all the other brits I know are a-holes

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat yeah he did

TanMath

@Downgoat yeah...

trichoplax

12:21 AM

@TanMath Are you going to change yours back...? :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@TanMath pic is the same, but with a hat

Downgoat

@TanMath D:

El'endia Starman

@Downgoat And the election.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

And Jolf becoming slightly popular

TanMath

@trichoplax I have had this for like 9-10 months...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

12:22 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ :3

brb rebooting again

TanMath

how is Seriously doing? did @El'endiaStarman make a new language?

Downgoat

@TanMath There's also this great new language that everyone loves call Cheddar that just came out...

CoolestVeto

@HelkaHomba Uhhh-huh.

El'endia Starman

@TanMath I'm working on Pytek, yes.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat Really? I've never heard of it

Downgoat

12:23 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ_ಠ

Quill

@Downgoat what's that

TanMath

@Downgoat really? who wrote it?

trichoplax

@TanMath I know I'm just joking. The recent name change flurry has been largely due to people changing their name to an anagram

Maltysen

@Doorknob fixed?

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ chat.stackexchange.com/…

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

12:23 AM

@Downgoat Oh, yeah, I remember! Isn't it written in Cheddar?

Quill

Did you put in the rickroll url variable thing I suggested yet @Downgoat

El'endia Starman

@trichoplax And that was because of graduation.

Downgoat

@Quill chat.stackexchange.com/…

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill I have rickroll variables

Downgoat

@TanMath A particular goat

Helka Homba

12:24 AM

@El'endiaStarman That was me >.>

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ and now some respect

trichoplax

@El'endiaStarman Oh - I never made that connection. I thought it had been happening for longer than that. Was it amplified at graduation?

@Quill :D

@trichoplax yes

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ...

12:25 AM

man, the moment I come here and chat, my message is starred, this is amazing... stop starring guys!

El'endia Starman

@HelkaHomba And then people started anagramming their names.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

I told you a long time ago not to have a rickroll command.

TanMath

@Downgoat congrats!!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

What has this come to.

@TanMath is WIP

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath nice try ;)

Helka Homba

12:25 AM

@El'endiaStarman Blame Calvin'sHobbies for changing his name

Downgoat

@TanMath thanks :) but what are you congratulating me for?

Quill

All these languages are cool, but someone should write one of those languages like DogeScript, Shakespeare or ArnoldC

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill Oration?

poi830

make python great again

TanMath

@Downgoat for the supposed language...

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ???

poi830

12:26 AM

github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript

Maltysen

@Doorknob fully fixed this time

TanMath

@poi830 yay!!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@TanMath Cheddar isn't done.

Downgoat

@TanMath oh, yeah that

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Quill github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/Assorted-Programming-Languages/tree/…

Downgoat

12:26 AM

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ expressions are done

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You're welcome.

Downgoat

and scopes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat Wait you have regular expressions?

Downgoat

and I'm almost done with classes

TanMath

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh...

Downgoat

12:26 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm planning on adding thoe

Quill

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah but like with a theme or off a character

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Are you using JS's, or your own flavour?

@Quill There is one: a orator whose not-so-great at orating

Quill

Isn't perl's flavour what JavaScript takes from?

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm planning on using PCRE: github.com/mscdex/node-pcre

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat Please add character classes for upper, lowercase, etc.

Downgoat

12:28 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ of course I might or might not!

aditsu

I'm the Philosopher until someone hands me a burrito.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Downgoat Clear as mud or not

aditsu

2nd panel :)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@aditsu First, second (ish), and fourth panels

poi830

wow, xkcd gets posted a lot here

TanMath

12:29 AM

did anybody make a garden??

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

chat.stackexchange.com/search?q=xkcd&room=240

Downgoat

@TanMath yeah, pretty much every other person here

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El'endia Starman

@poi830 Well of course. :P

poi830

@Downgoat probably more

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Using diacritics correctly is not my fortÃ©.

TanMath

12:30 AM

@Downgoat some me the gardens!!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ helka and quartata found out what happened to his mc house... ^_^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :D response?

TanMath

Oh dang, you have to pay? Hey, has anyone else paid already? If so, can I borrow your phone for a sec?

^just funny....

Downgoat

@TanMath I waffle understand what you mean

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ check the mc server chat

Maltysen

12:31 AM

@aditsu i'm the nihilist

TanMath

@Downgoat like xkcd gardens... what kinda gardens did you think I was talking about?

Downgoat

> some me the gardens

some me?

trichoplax

@TanMath They are all in the transcript

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TanMath

@Downgoat show me*

Downgoat

@TanMath ^^

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

12:34 AM

brb rebooting hopefully for the last time

trichoplax

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That sounds ominous...

Downgoat

Does anyone here do node?

Quill

Shout out to @alioth, @GBrayUT, and @Nick_Craver for turning a SQL outage around in 10 mins. Root cause not known yet, but damn that's fast!

Tweeted by haneycodes on April 11, 2016 at 12:31 AM

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poi830

Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube

Downgoat

@Quill wgat DQL IIytage

Maltysen

12:36 AM

ohai @Quill

TanMath

ok guys... I gotta go... I will be back when we revert to public beta! ;)

Quill

@Downgoat SO was just in readonly mode...

Downgoat

@TanMath see you February 30th!

TanMath

@Downgoat ???

I will be back in 5 weeks!

Quill

@Maltysen I've been here for like 30minutes ;-; but hello

Maltysen

12:37 AM

@Quill o lel

Downgoat

@TanMath StackExchange said we'll be reverting back to pubic beta on February 30th

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TanMath

@Downgoat really? @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ said it was on May 1st...

Quill

@Downgoat what did you do

trichoplax

@Downgoat 2 minutes to fix that typo before it's immortalised on the star bar

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Downgoat

@Quill I have a problem

yesterday, by Downgoat

halp, how push heroku, i tri for thirtee minut and no push ;-;

^ that is my problem

TanMath

12:38 AM

ok bye!

Quill

Don't use heroku

Downgoat

@trichoplax what typo

TanMath

(do not star!)

trichoplax

@Downgoat Too late now...

Quill

Good fix

Downgoat

12:39 AM

@trichoplax ??

ohhhhh

shit :|

@Downgoat lol

@Quill agreed

Cloud9 works okay

@Quill cloud9 falls asleep after a few days

TanMath

@Downgoat rofl

Quill

12:39 AM

@Downgoat then get someda monies and pay for somethin

You can pay for a cloud9 server that doesnt go down, or you can get a DO or AWS instance

Downgoat

We'll always think CR is in pubic beta

aditsu

@Downgoat bash.org/?162996

Maltysen

@Quill gcp is free first 2 months, aws first year <-- @Downgoat

Quill

@Downgoat ;-;

trichoplax

@Downgoat You could ask a mod nicely to edit it for you if it bothers you...

Downgoat

12:41 AM

@Maltysen --> @Maltysen

@nicely pls edit

Quill

@trichoplax when they're done laughing their ass off

Downgoat

spelling is worse than JavaScript

Doorknob

@Maltysen still blows mine out of the water anyway :)

TanMath

who fixed it????? no!!!!

Downgoat

@Doorknob for a second I thought that message was in reply to this one

trichoplax

12:42 AM

@Quill The timing was perfect - I laughed a lot :)

@TanMath Presumably @nicely

@trichoplax who???

@trichoplax ಠ_ಠ

@trichoplax ಠ_ಠ

@Downgoat You asked nicely... You want it back??

Quill

You didn't notice the diamond @Downgoat?

trichoplax

12:44 AM

@Downgoat lol I only edited it because you asked

Downgoat

@trichoplax I asked nicely...

TanMath

@trichoplax he asked @nicely...not you!

Quill

@trichoplax NicelyTrichoplax

TanMath

ninja'd

trichoplax

@TanMath lol - earlier people were calling me nice - I got confused...

TanMath

12:45 AM

revert it!!!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@TanMath November first. @Downgoat stahp confusing him.

Quill

I think it's about time for quillbot's joke time

TanMath

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ok... thanks for the date...

trichoplax

@Downgoat I'll leave it unless you want to ask @nicely again

Downgoat

@nicely pls fix

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

12:46 AM

@trichoplax I mean my computer will never have to reboot again!

TanMath

Yay!!! Let's celebrate!!!

trichoplax

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Oh - not as worldending as I feared :)

poi830

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ sure you did...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

actually trying to install mint, brb

Downgoat

who is spamming stars...

TanMath

12:47 AM

who just went on a starring spree?

@Downgoat ninja'd again!

:28913542 already cleared!

Doorknob

@TanMath I don't know, but I went on an unstarring spree

TanMath

@Downgoat stahp ninja'ing me!!!

trichoplax

@TanMath Thanks for clearing the spam stars :)

Downgoat

@TanMath ok

CoolestVeto

Uhh, I just got logged out...?

trichoplax

12:50 AM

@CoolestVeto I did too briefly when the site went down - meant I could read chat but not post in chat, but only for a few minutes

TanMath

ok... I seriously gota go...

CoolestVeto

@TanMath bai

Downgoat

@TanMath by!

TanMath

(star and do not star - quantum superposition)

bai!!!

CoolestVeto

@AlexA. I suggested an edit by editing an answer because it wouldn't fit in a comment. Is that okay?

TanMath

12:52 AM

you need to be faster guys...

like this

bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!‌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Downgoat

bye eleven

> B.access(['foo', 'bar'])
123

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Properties work in cheddar!!

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