The DMZ

Iszi

15:00

@MarkBuffalo That probably just means you're the big dog that brings all the business to the area.

Mark Buffalo

And there's an additional discount on the vehicle price

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo you just have to be willing to trade in your children and a kidney

Rory Alsop

@Simon but this was just fun. Silent flood in and out. Wasnt a need to break it.

Mark Buffalo

15% off the phone bill

David Freitag

My throat just suddenly went completely dry

Mark Buffalo

15:02

Not bad

Iszi

Hey, guys? Is Randall pranking us? Looks like XKCD hasn't updated for today.

Rory Alsop

@kalina I don't think you could say I've been disloyal to anyone

Mark Buffalo

Shit. I can even get a discount on a new Corvette

Rory Alsop

@MarkBuffalo Wow

Although it shouldn't be a surprise that the NSA gets all the best deals

Mark Buffalo

It's a huge discount

52k for a corvette

56k for the convertible

diagprov

15:06

@RoryAlsop They just write a GUI in Visual Basic to alter the price in the database.

Pretty simple when you have two people typing.

Mark Buffalo

Even the Cadillacs are much less

Daaaaamn

Simon

@RoryAlsop I broke it for a single room, I think you had more than enough to screw with.

Iszi

@Simon That room had the potential to be the most fun.

Mark Buffalo

$3k cash back, 0.9% APR

Wat.jpg

kalina

@Simon you still ruined it for all of us

Simon

15:18

r u all adults or wat

Iszi

@Shog9 @ArtOfCode So, you guys gonna post a compilation of reactions in Meta.SE or something?

Shog9

reactions?

ArtOfCode

@Iszi We were debating it, yeah :) Don't think we're done yet, though.

@Shog9 of our mod-prank earlier

kalina

@Simon that's big coming from you, talking about everybody else's maturity

4

Iszi

@ArtOfCode Ah, k. Guess I'll have to watch out for it.

Simon

15:20

@kalina Adulthood != maturity

David Freitag

@Shog9 @ArtOfCode spilled the beans in here.

kalina

@Simon there is a loose correlation between the two

amplified by stars

Shog9

so it's gonna stink like beans here for the next few years, eh?

Iszi

@DavidFreitag As if they'd needed spilling by then.

Shog9

You never get that out of the carpet

Simon

15:20

Oh I don't even want to see an extra star on that post otherwise I'm summoning C'thulhu.

Yep, he's coming, hang on tight.

kalina

@Shog9 it's fine, we'll get the newbies to eat them all up

David Freitag

@Shog9 Nah we're making chili with them.

Iszi

@Simon TWSS

kalina

@silverpenguin @MarkBuffalo @schroeder @others

Simon

@Iszi jeezus

David Freitag

15:21

@Iszi Hahahaha, nice

kalina

@Iszi -.-

David Freitag

@Shog9 Luckily they were uncooked beans

Shog9

crisis averted

David Freitag

Indeed.

Iszi

Damnit. Just had a question about beans related to space flight, and was gonna ping @TildalWave. Then remembered...

David Freitag

15:23

Sadface

y u do dis to me?

kalina

@Iszi :'( rip @TildalWave

brutally cut down mid-sentence

maybe since so many beans were spilled in here they should unban him so we can use him as a cleaner

silverpenguin

@kalina what me do?

kalina

@silverpenguin there are beans spilled, we need you to eat them

silverpenguin

do i get free beans?

:D

yay

kalina

yes

Rоry McCune

15:26

@kalina are they magic?

kalina

might be slightly covered in fluff and whatever was on the soles of @Simon's shoes

Iszi

@kalina Did you just compare @TildalWave to the family dog?

Simon

oszi pls

kalina

@Iszi no, the family dog is obviously called @JourneymanGeek

Ohnana

i think i missed the mod prank

kalina

15:27

it was underwhelming

Matthew

@Ohnana It wasn't very sophisticated

Mark Buffalo

Poor tildalwave :(

Ohnana

haha did they fake invade?

silverpenguin

@Ohnana imagine loads of nurdz staring at you silently

Matthew

@Ohnana Yes, that's the one

Iszi

15:27

@Ohnana Mods were silently wandering in and out of rooms en masse to make the local denizens believe there'd been some flagging action or something. Was quite amusing, especially when we were let in on it. Until @Simon ruined that.

David Freitag

@Ohnana On several rooms

kalina

just before @Simon restored our status as outcasts by opening his ginormous donut hole

4

Ohnana

boring!

Simon

I RUINED IT FOR A SINGLE DAMN CHAT

WHO CARES

AND YES IT'S BORING

kalina

you ruined it, everybody cares

Simon

15:28

THANKS OHNUHNUH, WANNA MAKE OUT NOW?

David Freitag

@kalina hehe, ginormous donut hole

kalina

@Simon that's twice in two days that you've directly hit on @Ohnana

Mark Buffalo

April Fool's day is so dumb :(

kalina

yesterday you asked @Ohnana to screw

Rоry McCune

@Simon is this in place of the wrestling thing?

kalina

15:29

now you're asking to make out

Simon

@kalina HE STILL DID NOT SAY THAT I'M NOT DISGUSTING

@RоryMcCune Nah, just with ohnuhnuh 'cause he doesn't want to make out with me.

Or go on a date with me?

I forgot.

OHNUHNUH LOVE ME

Ohnana

I HAVE STANDARDS

Simon

OMG

David Freitag

rekt

kalina

bwahahaha

Simon

15:29

YOU KEEP REKING ME

kalina

actual lol'd

Rоry McCune

@Simon are you miley cyrus then?

Simon

@RоryMcCune I FEEL LIKE A REKING BOLL

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune no thats @Ohnana montana

kalina

can you imagine if @Simon had done a naked wrecking ball video?

ew -.-

Rоry McCune

15:30

@silverpenguin good point!

Simon

@kalina My best m8 Steve Kardynal did that.

kalina

@Simon yes but he was obviously mocking

Simon

so wat

Iszi

@kalina AHHH!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!

kalina

@Iszi what has been seen cannot be unseen

Simon

15:32

Also, sitting on a wrecking ball naked sounds like bad news for the twins.

David Freitag

Wow, that's interesting, Sublime Text just crashed...

Rory Alsop

@Simon it wasn't a screw with. It was a pop in until they twig, leave and have a quick clue as to next location. Nothing malicious.

kalina

@DavidFreitag shoulda used emacs

David Freitag

@kalina ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

Iszi

@Simon Mary-Kate & Ashley?

Matthew

15:32

@Simon You don't put the wrecking ball on the Olsens

Rоry McCune

@Simon unless you're stan's dad

David Freitag

@kalina On Windows?

Simon

Whoa.

kalina

that's interesting

you both must be americans

Matthew

@kalina Who both?

Simon

15:33

@kalina No I'm Patrick.

kalina

even more interesting

@Matthew why as somebody from the UK do you associate "the twins" with the olsens?

Ohnana

@kalina success!

kalina

@Ohnana \o/

Matthew

@kalina Mostly because I couldn't think of any more local famous twins

kalina

the twins is a euphemism for lots of things

Iszi

15:35

@kalina Yeah, I was about to say something regarding the royal ta-tas.

Ohnana

oh goody my prof is gonna stab a balloon

Matthew

@Iszi King Edward spuds?

Iszi

@Matthew ...the hell?

Ohnana

the king's jewels?

Rоry McCune

Scrubs - Jordan does botox

►

that's one mention of it

Matthew

15:36

@Iszi Royal tatas...

kalina

@RоryMcCune instead of me watching scrubs will you just summarize the best parts of each episode for me?

save me lots of time

Simon

@Matthew All tatas are royal to me.

Rоry McCune

@kalina sure scrubs is almost always awesome, you should watch all 8 seasons :)

kalina

@RоryMcCune #effort #time #blah

Simon

Watching a TV show is effort?

Rоry McCune

15:38

@kalina pls you said you were bored earlier

kalina

@Simon yes, it's another thing to concentrate on while doing other things

Ohnana

@Simon yes

kalina

@RоryMcCune I'm still fighting for my existence through the last series you told me was awesome

Ohnana

you have to sit still and concentrate on something

Simon

Are you all hyper?

Matthew

15:39

I think the report I just read melted my mind

Rоry McCune

@kalina getting any better, or do you still hate it?

kalina

@Simon yes

Iszi

@Matthew Talking about the ones featured in this pic.

kalina

I'd think after this long you'd have concluded that I have the attention span of a small child

Simon

Look at the room owner posting NSFW shit.

David Freitag

15:39

@Iszi c'mon nsfw bro

Matthew

@Iszi Who?

Iszi

@Simon Where's W for you? An Amish farm?

Simon

And yes, that's NSFW because I don't want my co-workers to think I'm a pervert.

Rоry McCune

aaand flagged

Simon

Did someone actually flag that?

Iszi

15:40

@RоryMcCune FTFY

Rоry McCune

yeppers

Iszi

@Simon Yes

kalina

yes, I meant to click reply and then started typing

Matthew

Yeah, someone did...

Simon

Wow.

kalina

15:40

that's 100% what happened

David Freitag

@Iszi royal ta-tas are NSFW

kalina

I promise

cough

David Freitag

(I did not flag)

Rоry McCune

@Iszi hey it wasn't for me, I didn't flag anything

Simon

Who on earth is flagging shit instead of asking the person to take it down?

Matthew

15:40

Where are the modswarm?

kalina

now look what I've done

Simon

Sigh.

Rоry McCune

I was commenting that it had been flagged

Matthew

Summons the modswarm

Rоry McCune

hello mod-swarm

David Freitag

15:41

MODSWAM

schroeder

lol

Rоry McCune

post is gone

Ohnana

goshdamn all of you to heck

Rоry McCune

all is well with the world

well relatively

Simon

enables the anti-mod photon shield

Rоry McCune

15:41

oooh it's an invastion

Matthew

You can talk this time - we know the joke!

David Freitag

Wait, is it really a modswarm, or are they fucking with us again?

2

Rоry McCune

whilst you're all here

schroeder

Hi all

kalina

@RоryMcCune all is well - except all of those moderators that don't belong here

Rоry McCune

15:41

can you go upvote this

15

Q: Establishing a Security Bug Bounty Programme for Stack Exchange

Following on from a conversation with @shog9 on the DMZ, it was suggested to raise this here. At the moment SE has a security contact page which details how to contact SE regarding security issues, but doesn't detail what actions are acceptable / unacceptable by a researcher when looking for pot...

13

kalina

I would but I don't want to

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune ( ͡↑ ͜ʖ ͡↑)

kalina

I do keep thinking about upvoting it though

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune VOTE MANIPULATION

kalina

ZOMG VOTING RING REQUEST

Rоry McCune

15:42

@Ohnana hey gotta take opportunities where they come along

kalina

</bandwagon>

Matthew

So, whose tatas caused that?

Rоry McCune

unsurprisingly I'm not actually that bothered about my meta.SE rep

David Freitag

It wasn't a voting request, he was just spreading awareness.

Simon

Buying 1 mod removal tool

2

Iszi

15:42

@Matthew Princess Kate's.

David Freitag

@Simon Sniper rifles are expensive

Simon

@Matthew Royal tatas, just like you requested, sir.

Matthew

@Iszi We have a Princess Kate?

Rоry McCune

BTW hey @Shog9 that's that post we spoke about yesterday

the meta.se one above

Matthew

/me may be slightly out of date with royal news...

Rоry McCune

15:43

this is fun lots of new mods to go upvote my post

David Freitag

Yeesh another swarm?

kalina

all of these moderators joining is giving me the perfect opportunity to populate my ignore list

Rоry McCune

aww now they've gone again

schroeder

lol

David Freitag

lol

Ohnana

15:44

i see that the secondary method to activate modswarm is posting boobies

4

real mature yall

Simon

You're sad that the swarm is gone?

David Freitag

@Ohnana It was hardly boobies

Simon

I can fix that quickly.

schroeder

@Ohnana it was hardly boobies

David Freitag

It was very borderline NSFW tho

@schroeder lol

schroeder

15:44

everyone was properly and fully clothed

Simon

@schroeder LOL

Iszi

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (born Catherine Elizabeth Middleton 9 January 1982), known as Kate Middleton before her marriage, is the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge. Following his father Charles, Prince of Wales, William is second in line to succeed his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, as monarch of the United Kingdom and 15 other Commonwealth realms. Middleton grew up in Chapel Row, a village near Newbury, Berkshire, England. She studied art history in Scotland at the University of St Andrews, where she met William in 2001. Their engagement was announced on 16 November 2010, and...

David Freitag

Is there an echo in here?

Ohnana

YOU CALL THAT BOOBIES

David Freitag

@Ohnana I'LL SHOW YOU SOME BOOBIES

3

Simon

15:45

HAHAHAHA

kalina

@DavidFreitag manboobs don't count

also -.- please don't

David Freitag

sec lemme get my camera phone out

Matthew

@Iszi Must be posh. Studied art history...

David Freitag

Simon

BOOOOOOOOOOBIES

schroeder

15:45

ROFL

kalina

OH GOSH

David Freitag

rekt

kalina

you are posting tits in here?

David Freitag

LOOK AT DEM BOOBIES

Ohnana

AWWWW YIS

David Freitag

15:46

@LucasKauffman Missing out on all da boobies

Matthew

Iszi

@kalina No, these are tits.

David Freitag

Hahaha look at all the tits

2

Iszi

@Matthew Took you long enough to figure it out. :-P

Matthew

Hmm... They're back for the tits?

David Freitag

15:47

HAHAHAHA did something else get flagged? We're on a roll today!

bluefeet

@DavidFreitag are you summoning me?

kalina

I will like this train derailed and then somehow kept travelling for miles and miles and miles

David Freitag

@bluefeet ohai

Aaaaand all of my coworkers think I'm insane for laughing hysterically at work.

3

kalina

@DavidFreitag you're not insane?

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Yeah, today's a great day to be teleworking.

David Freitag

15:49

@kalina Well at least I was able to convince them I wasn't for a while there.

kalina

I thought insanity was a pre-requisite for being a regular in this room

Iszi

@DavidFreitag How? Did you show them our boobies?

David Freitag

@Iszi On today's episode of #DaysOfOurDMZ: BOOOOOOOBIES

kalina

@DavidFreitag I feel an episode title like that is misleading in a way that does not go in my favor

all the fans will be expecting something that just didn't happen.

David Freitag

@kalina Hey, it's not sexist, mine are in there too.

Matthew

15:50

Actually, didn't we have bazookas earlier too?

Iszi

@kalina Wouldn't it be less in your favor if it wasn't misleading?

kalina

@Iszi "the one with all the birds"?

David Freitag

@Iszi That is a damn good point.

kalina

@Iszi I'm not sure, I don't think so

Iszi

@kalina No, "the one with all the exposed human mammaries".

kalina

15:51

they're not human

wait are you talking about me now?

Iszi

@kalina Isn't it always about you? I thought that was how this world worked?

kalina

no?

Matthew

I'm fairly sure @kalina is human

kalina

that would be awesome though

the only person I've ever even heard of with that kind of gravity is @Simon's mom, though

though

David Freitag

Being human is overrated.

Matthew

15:53

@DavidFreitag It went downhill when they got rid of George

David Freitag

@Matthew wat

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Not sure, but I think he's talking about Being Human.

David Freitag

@Iszi Naaaaah can't be.

Matthew

@DavidFreitag imdb.com/title/tt1349938

Iszi

Hm. It just hit me... @SmokeDispenser - In German, how do you tell the difference between "Being human" and "Being Human"?

Wow. Did I just commit chaticide?

This is some sorta joke, innit? Y'all are huddled up together in another room and @ArtOfCode just suddenly said "Okay, everyone stop talking in The DMZ... NOW!"

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