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2:00 AM
Let me rephrase that. What site will always resolve in DNS.
 
nothing
 
Oh @WesleyDavid this is the Jimmy Tatro video I wanted to link you to before
 
that's like asking "whose servers never go down?"
 
@Goatmale Well, . will always resolve. But that's not a site.
 
@ShaneMadden Oh yeah, I'm picky about my clothes. I know the difference between classic, fitted, and slim shirts in multiple brands.
 
2:01 AM
@ewwhite "disabled" is an awesome SNMP string.
 
And seriously, pleated pants? WTF.
 
@ShaneMadden It won't if the server being queried is broken
 
Flat front or GTFO.
 
yeah for real
 
Well, I have had issues where DNS server were getting DDoSed these past fews days and it has been screwing stuff up.
 
2:01 AM
@Goatmale: google is a pretty good option there
 
@MDMarra True. I guess the question is what you're wanting to test.
@Goatmale Network solutions?
 
well, pleats are ok if you're large
but for average and slightly out-of-shape or better, no pleats
 
No, but I heard there is all kinds of fun with netsol sites
 
and if you must pleat, always have a cuff
 
@WesleyDavid I'm picky about my clothes - I pick whatever's on top of the pile
 
2:03 AM
@MDMarra IDK I prefer pleated pants personally
but again - I have no fashion sense
 
you're a bad gay
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pleats make smaller people look bigger. They fit a bigger dude because flat front sometimes accentuates the bigness
but you need the weight of a cuff if you're gonna pleat otherwise you'll look like a groin balloon
 
@MDMarra Well I am scrawny...
 
@voretaq7 scrawny is in though, man
slim cut that shit while it's still cool
 
@MDMarra Yeah but with slim-fits though.
 
2:05 AM
yeah
 
@voretaq7 Yeah, I'll believe that. Pleated pants? Shame. Dark, generational shame on you.
@voretaq7 How much do you weigh? What's your inseem? Shoulders?
 
Just wait for him to ask you for your other measurements
 
@WesleyDavid 185, 34, 39-40, and you're not getting the other measurements you freakish pervs
 
I have found it. The most awesome devops question in the world:
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Q: Can a 2 year old snapshot help recover a failed domain controller?

Chevy2We have a 2003R2 DC VN that has a non functional AD. There is no System State Backup, but we do have a 2 year old copy of the VM. Can the copy be used in any way to restore the existing server?

 
@Goatmale the servers that are authoritative for the zone are what you should be querying. If those are compromised, then you're SOL.
 
2:08 AM
Domain Controller. Check! Snapshot backup? Check! Two years old? Check!! Party hard, d00ds!
 
@WesleyDavid Awww man! @RyanRies beat me to it
 
@voretaq7 Hmmm, long torso, not painfully scrawny in weight, shoulders are a bit thin.
 
I was all about to go "Absolutely! . . . To the state it was in 2 years ago"
 
@Goatmale There's no "other" place that authoritative data for zones are stored. DNS is decentralized by design and authoritative name servers are the source of truth for zone info.
 
Tom O'C is 6'2 and like 120 pounds so there's that.
 
2:08 AM
@WesleyDavid I have no intention of playing football.
therefore I don't need 48 inch shoulders over a 34 inch waist
 
@WesleyDavid Snapshot on a DC?
 
@MDMarra It's the only way to fly.
@voretaq7 Everyone needs a 3:4 waist to shoulder ratio.
 
I hope it's either the only DC in the forest, or you accidentally took the snap and never plan on using it!
 
Also depending on the cut of the slacks my inseam varies from 34 to 36 because "Hecho en Mexico" != "Fabrique en Canada"
@WesleyDavid . . . why?
 
@WesleyDavid I'm fairly sure that restoring a snapshot is not a support DC recovery method
 
2:10 AM
You can safely revert a snap on a 2012 DC that's on HV3 or ESXi 5.1 though
So that's new
 
@voretaq7 Because Triangle!
 
@MDMarra Ok.. good to know. Don't have any 2012 DC's yet though
 
Also, get your V slash Adonis Belt slash grind handles. Everyone needs those.
 
@WesleyDavid ...pink triangle?
 
2:11 AM
@voretaq7 If that's your thing...
 
it doesn't restore objects from the AD database, which is why it works
 
@MDMarra Cool
So you can finally template a DC for deploys?
 
ya
with some prep
basically, the hypervisor exposes an external timer thingy that isnt tied to the VM, and AD object creation looks for that in 2012
 
@WesleyDavid Personally I don't think men should look like Atari graphics with the whole isosceles triangle thing going on.
 
> By editing an existing config file, again with an XML editor (Notepad is not an XML editor.)
Bullshit notepad is not an XML editor ;)
 
2:13 AM
@MarkHenderson Notepad is a perfectly cromulent XML editor
who said that so I can beat them?
 
so if it seems that the object creation time is later than the time restored from the snap it discards those items and pulls in copies from other DCs
 
@voretaq7 See @MDMarra's link above to blogs.technet
 
@voretaq7 I prefer the Davey Wavey, David Bromstad build.
 
@MarkHenderson (of course if we're being fair, Notepad is an XML editor the way cPanel can be "professional sysadmin")
@WesleyDavid David Bromstad isn't a five-foot-eight-and-a-half midget man :)
 
Dammit can't any straight guys be built like I want... wait, Brent van Zandt. Incoming not-gay pictures...
 
2:14 AM
he's normal sized like me.
@WesleyDavid lies, we know you're just giving us random photos from your spank partition :P
 
@voretaq7 Random?
Brent van Zant. Fitness goal for me.
 
@WesleyDavid I woud do him.
 
He's about 6' I think.
 
but only when he's cleanshaven. Some people just should not have facial hair
and he's one of them.
 
Brent? You know of him?
 
2:16 AM
@WesleyDavid I'm vaguely aware of his existence
 
I have no idea who that is
 
I have American Warships ("Battleship") playing in the background
It's a better movie than the multi-obscene-dollar "Battleship" movie.
despite the bit actors and shoddy acting.
and special effects that make me a sad unicode panda
 
@WesleyDavid you should make yourself useful. Go out and fetch me a cute, gay, not overly flaming, not overly fashion obsessed man who is good in bed and isn't going to freak out if I ask him to hold a {wrench, lizard, container of worms} :-P
@JourneymanGeek What delightful smog!
 
@WesleyDavid: ^ that is what it looks like right now outside my window ;p
 
2:19 AM
Would you like to borrow my SCUBA gear?
 
@voretaq7: only the finest hazardous level haze, from sumatra, right to your doorstep
@voretaq7: I'm half seriously considering buying a gas mask for next season ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek I know, but I feel so guilty - we're supposed to support our local smog and buy it from LA...
 
@voretaq7 Frick, I just realized you really are a little on the rail side. 40 inch shoulders? You sure?
@JourneymanGeek That's hideous. =(
 
@WesleyDavid: I can't tell. Can't see anything ;p
 
@WesleyDavid 40-42ish, hang on I have a measuring tape around here somewhere
 
2:22 AM
I've got a 31 inch waist and 42" shoulders. So you're 4 inches taller but with smaller shoulders.
But you way 25 pounds more than me.
Where do you keep the weight hidden? =)
You're a squat rack maniac, right?
 
@WesleyDavid I can handle fashion. Remember, I'm the one with a stylist!
 
@ewwhite No, you're just the only one who needs a stylist. =P
 
@ewwhite I have one too, she calls herself "mom" for some reason... ;)
 
Nah, I keep it fresh.
 
@voretaq7 I could probably help you out there. So many gay guys come on to me. Tell you what, I'll ship some over to you.
 
2:23 AM
@WesleyDavid 42.5 according to this tape
 
I can't be mistaken for a computer guy or even a sysadmin
 
@voretaq7 Well there you go. Better.
 
@WesleyDavid by 2.5 inches :P
no, but I used to be a runner...
 
@voretaq7 Living in Brooklyn do you really have a choice? "Can't stop. Muggers will eat me."
 
@WesleyDavid I never lived in brooklyn
my cousin and his fiancee live in brooklyn
 
2:26 AM
@voretaq7 HNNNGG. Thought you lived there.
Tell Zippy he needs to get in here for a fashion intervention, @voretaq7.
Boy needs some styling gel.
Probably a hot oil treatment first.
No, not gel... mousse.
Seems like a mousse person.
 
@WesleyDavid Justin is a straighter straight man than I am
 
"A mousse bit my sister...."
 
@JourneymanGeek Weremousse?
 
@voretaq7: beats me, what mousse?
 
@JourneymanGeek I'll tell you during the next full moon...
 
2:32 AM
@JourneymanGeek Who's on first?
 
Things I did this week: Acquired and Read the Werewolf the Forsaken rulebook so I know what I'm doing with this setting I'm creating.
 
WTF ;p
(I was actually kinda partial to the old WTA universe)
 
I played Werewolf in my distant past.
 
@JourneymanGeek I liked Apocalypse, but I don't get all the hate people have for Forsaken
(besides the acronym being WtF)
and wait.... @ewwhite you have a stylist?
...OMG... @MarkHenderson!
Do they really do that?!
 
@voretaq7 Yah... and she's a cutie!
 
2:39 AM
@ewwhite . . . why are all the straight people better gay men than me?!
 
As I comment on my hottie-stylist...
 
@ewwhite dude. You have a stylist
like someone you pay money to make you look fabulous.
 
@voretaq7 oh, I've not tried WTF, quit RPing shortly before my nervious breakdown
 
I have "Whichever of the cool chicks is at the hair place to hack the mess atop my head into something resembling an acceptable shape."
 
@voretaq7 or someone to handle assembling nice additions to my wardrobe because I spend time dealing with...
5 hours ago, by ewwhite
@84104 The bad man used an SNMP ro community named "disabled" for a few thousand devices.
 
2:42 AM
@JourneymanGeek It's interesting - Unfortunately it's also not available in Dead Tree edition anymore (but I found one in awesome shape on eBay)
 
@voretaq7 Hahahaha if there was a kangroo inside my house I would kill it
 
@ewwhite recoils in horror
@MarkHenderson and I assume eat it? I hear they're yummy.
 
@MarkHenderson You mean, mean man!
 
Adorably mischievous and tasty -- like cats!
::eyes @WesleyDavid and grabs for the soy sauce::
GET. IN. THE. WOK. @WesleyDavid!
 
@voretaq7 You're gay, you don't eat pussy.
GO AWAY @VORETAQ7. YOU ARE DRUNK.
 
2:44 AM
@voretaq7 Never had it actually; but you can get it at the supermarket
@WesleyDavid Not at all; we kill kangaroos by the bagful
 
@voretaq7 the leather is excellent too
 
@MarkHenderson :'(
 
@MarkHenderson Sonuvabitch!
 
@Andrew cat leather or kangaroo leather?
 
2:45 AM
That's a lot of dead 'roos.
 
@WesleyDavid mmm....dinners.
 
@WesleyDavid They are pests who destroy the wildlife
 
Save Australia! Kill a 'roo!
 
@WesleyDavid I'm Italian. We eat anything.
 
@voretaq7 That's not distinct to Italians. I'm a total eastern european and British mutt. I eat anything too.
 
2:46 AM
@MarkHenderson They're Sylvester's adorable co-stars!
 
@MarkHenderson How do you kill them? You can't own any decent weapons down there without exchanging your soul.
 
@WesleyDavid Special licenses for the cullers
 
@WesleyDavid He's an aussie, son. He uses a knife.
 
Farmers usually still own a rifle or two
And maybe a shotgun
 
2:47 AM
My uncle still has his shotgun and rifle on his farm
 
@MarkHenderson I'm suspicious. I bet it's still a hassle.
 
@WesleyDavid oh yeah, of course
But it can be done
 
they should deport some kangaroos to Canada.
 
We used to have gun laws like yours. My father in law used to keep a double barreled shotgun underneath his bed until about '92 when my mother in law made him get rid of it
 
I think it would be endlessly amusing.
 
2:48 AM
We also used to have mass shootings like America
 
@MarkHenderson We don't have mass shootings
 
@MarkHenderson I think we still occasionally do, though it has been a few years
 
well.. in texas sometimes they shoot people during mass
 
@MarkHenderson As you can tell I'm pro-gun, but mostly because I'm anti-stupid, not necessarily because I'm all militia-minded overthrow the government or anything (Hi NSA!). People do stupid things with guns? Get rid of or fix stupidity. Kinda like my views on anti-virus software. Don't be stupid!!
 
And this funny thing happened. They took away everyones guns and there hasn't been a single mass shooting since
 
2:49 AM
but that's texas.
@WesleyDavid You can't overthrow the government with small arms, and anyone who thinks you can is a goddamn idiot and needs to be killed before they breed and propagate the stupid.
 
@WesleyDavid And how do you keep the guns out of the hands of stupid people?
You can't
If it was that simple, I'd be all for it
 
@MarkHenderson Right, it's a larger societal issue.
 
You: Semi-automatic rifle.
The US Government: Fully automatic cannons. Nuclear devices.
It's not a fight.
 
@voretaq7 IKR?
 
It's not even a slaughter.
It's "You will simply piss yourself when you see the firepower, but don't worry you'll be dead so quick you won't have time to be embarrassed."
 
2:53 AM
mmph
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Q: What time of virtual machine when using VMotion from host to another host?

Tien QuanNomarlly, virtual machine get time from host, but when vsphere using VMotion to change virtual machine to new host. What's time of virtual machine when it in new host ? Old host time ? new host time ? or time sync from another source ? .

 
@FalconMomot No, the proper onomatopoeia is "HNNNGGGG!!"
 
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A: System Time Synchronization Procedure

voretaq7NTP is the answer. NTP is always the answer to "How do I synchronize the clocks on some machines?" A full tutorial on setting up NTP is far beyond the scope of this site, however you will find tutorials all over the internet. The gist of it is: Install the NTP software if your OS doesn't alre...

 
not an exact duplicate, alas
 
@FalconMomot . . .
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Q: How do I deal with a compromised server?

Grant unwin This is a Canonical Question about Server Security - Responding to Breach Events (Hacking) See Also: Tips for Securing a LAMP Server Reinstall after a Root Compromise? Canonical Version I suspect that one or more of my servers is compromised by a hacker, virus, or other mechan...

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(Everything is EVENTUALLY a duplicate of that :)
 
@voretaq7 multiverse.stackexchange.com You're reality closed as duplicate.
 
2:57 AM
@WesleyDavid I reject your reality and substitute my own!
 
Frick I smell bad.
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@WesleyDavid Forget it, you're not going to convince anyone you're straight :P
 
My delt workout was a bit sweatier than I thought.
@voretaq7 Shuttup I like girls. They just don't like me... =(
 
@WesleyDavid They're always so friendly when you're buying cookies...
 
Ohhhh... what's this? Mr. HP support agent wrote me back about my P222 saga.
 
2:59 AM
@WesleyDavid . . .
 
@voretaq7 "This could be an issue with the FBWC module installed on the server."
Welcome to rational thought, Sherlock.
 
hey!
That's a big logical step for an HP support agent
 
@voretaq7 Well they sent me a new P222 devoid of a FBWC daughterboard and battery, so I guess they were taking it one step at a time.
 
@WesleyDavid one day at a time.
Days without getting shitface hammered on the support line: 0
 
@voretaq7 Did I tell anyone in here about the time I called Acer support to replace a laptop and the guy was totally blazed?
Like, Lucille Ball, Vita-Meata-Vegemite shitfaced.
It was awesome. =D
 
3:05 AM
@WesleyDavid I occasionally got calls when I was at Cisco from network admins who were high
One guy actually said "4 hours till delivery? Cool that gives me time to smoke a few blunts before they arrive"
 
@voretaq7 Then the time I called Acer support for another problem, and the lady on the other end was so crabby. I was in the server room and she was all "WOW IT'S NOISY IN THERE. HOW CNA YOU STAND IT. IT'S GETITNG ON MY NERVES I'M PUTTING YOU ON HOLD."
 
@WesleyDavid that is what you get for using acer.
 
. . . the time your company called Acer Sales and said "Yeah, we're never buying another machine from you fucktards EVER AGAIN!" ?
 
@WesleyDavid one Australia Day at Cisco we all had cognac with our lunch (office was empty, we were the only people in the entire building). That afternoon I'm fairly sure every single RMA was approved at the highest SLA and nobody got their support rejected for having an expired servicenet
 
@FalconMomot Yeah, Acer made the crappiest hardware, but it was so dirt cheap it was cheaper to buy a $350 laptop every two years than get Lenovo.
 
3:07 AM
*rings buzzer* "What is Herpes?"
Sorry I thought we were playing IT Jeopardy....
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Oh, lenovo isn't quite that bad
you were thinking about HP
 
@MarkHenderson Alcohol is the lubricant that makes the IT industry work.
 
@voretaq7 And people think I'm wierd for drinking alone, at my desk, in the office, at 9.30 at night
 
YOU STAY CLASSY STAR WALL!
 
@voretaq7 At least it's not cumbox.
 
3:08 AM
@WesleyDavid truuuue
 
@voretaq7 Or lemon party.
 
@voretaq7 I dont know if thats where your stops, but the next one is about me killing kangaroos
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@MarkHenderson I'm vertically challenged on this monitor (1680x1050)
 
@voretaq7 Fun fact: I got to see the Spruce Goose while I was still living in Oregon and it was in McMinneville or wherever.
 
I think I know why this has happened. I'm not doing any work today and every time I just hang out in here instead of working things all go to shit
 
3:10 AM
In addition to the Jimmy Tatro "GOOGLE IT!" we need to make a clip of the Joyent "You Stay Classy!"
 
@MarkHenderson Yeah, today has been pretty scatterbrained for me. Not sure what's the chicken and what's the egg.
 
@WesleyDavid I was productive
 
@voretaq7 So was I! I pooped twice.
Wait, is that what you meant?
I am confuse.
 
@WesleyDavid . . . that's...nice?
 
3:19 AM
@WesleyDavid: once in each of @voretaq7's shoes?
 
@JourneymanGeek You puke in shoes
or piss.
 
@voretaq7 Exactly. You poop in high traffic choke points on dark area rugs for maximum slippage while staggering to the bathroom at 3AM.
Damn cats.
 
silly supermicro machine apparently can't run xorg...
 
ATI ES1000 or such graphics
3rd edit lucky
 
3:28 AM
I'd ask the obvious
why x on a server? ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek repurposing hardware to build a new server, chucked a liveusb at it to check what it'll run
 
apparantly not xorg! xvesa seems to be ok though (thankyou parted magic for having an alternate X server, I thought the VGA might have been dead)
 
the interbutts say that that specific card dosen't have official ATI drivers for linux any more
 
3:33 AM
@JourneymanGeek Suddenly I'm reminded of a funny interaction between Womble and Evan Anderson. Womble called something "super balls" in a post, and Evan said "I'm not familiar with that?" and Womble had to gently explain "Balls is a derogative term for something, and 'super' is a superlative modifier, sooo..."
This was like three years ago.
 
@WesleyDavid: all I have to say is...
dangly balls
@Andrew: wouldn't lshw tell you that?
 
@JourneymanGeek dmidecode lists it as "X7SB4/E", so... no.
 
@JourneymanGeek dogballs
inb4 ban
 
lol
@JoelESalas: almost called them that ;p
they're really handy for audio cable management I must say
 
we supposedly bought a batch of identical bits to build servers with 4 years ago. I have a feeling they were actually done in 2 batches, so "identical" is relative.
Also: is 2GB RAM enough to run a 64-bit OS (Linux storage server) on?
 
3:41 AM
yeah
 
I have a massively overspecced "backup" server though, just because that chassis has 8 disk slots. 12GB RAM, 2x quad-core Xeons, etc.
it stores files and runs MySQL slaves.
 
 
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5:02 AM
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Q: Please share your "IOPS per user" for file storage server

RedrideWhat is a good value for file storage server (mostly office documents)?

why
 
@FalconMomot waves hands you saw nothing...
 
one billion iops!
 
@ShaneMadden I saw a Srver 2012 screenshot of the task manager of some beast that had 256 cores and was doing a million or so iops
 
It's just a little 4-core desktop processor. But that card is insane.
 
5:31 AM
@ShaneMadden :( Jealous
 
@MarkHenderson Yeah, fair enough. It's kinda overkill.
 
6:06 AM
@JourneymanGeek I mentioned that before somewhere. I actually did exactly the same thing, and got stopped, and didn't get charged at all.
 
@JourneymanGeek well, almost the same- I didn't give the RC a lame excuse like that
 
@FalconMomot: ya, was too lazy to link it over on the laptop ;p
 
6:55 AM
@FalconMomot Staying safe with the flash floods?
 
@FalconMomot: GIMME ALL. THE. WATER.
 
@JourneymanGeek You need to get that filth scrubbed out of the air.
You need to figure out how to put a webcam up there.
 
@WesleyDavid: good heavy rain should fix most of it
 
@JourneymanGeek What's the outside of the building like... is there anything that it can attach to, screw into, be glued to? We've got to get a harness or something to put it outdoors. Wirelessly transmit to your home wireless. Simple!
 
that's the 20 floor version, ours is the 25 floor varient
 

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