Damn, just lost power, definitively home time

@Jacob definitively and definitely are not the same word :)

Now that I have gone grocery shopping, I don't feel like cooking

Jesus Christ, the Patriots signed Tebow. WHY

@Cole He sells tickets.

Boston doesn't need that though, we sell tickets just fine.

For all sporting events, because we have the best teams ever.

Boston sports fans are hardcore.

Fun fact, Gillette Stadium is 15 minutes from my apartment

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@JoelESalas LOL

Grah, just made the mistake of visiting G+ - all the iOS vs Android fanboys are fighting again.

@TomO'Connor Do they need any talent in the Pacific time zone? Staying up late to watch servers? =)

@MarkHenderson I <3 my iPhone but I am not a fanboy. I have an Android tablet.

I've stayed off Twitter, FB and G+ for that reason today. Too many sandy vaginas about a fucking OS

@Cole Ditto, in our house we have two iPhones, two iPads and a Samsung Galaxy Tab Thingo

My parents have one iPhone and one Android phone

My sisters house has an iPhone and a Windows phone

My parents have a shitty flip phone, but I pay for it so they can get over it. A Dell PC and an iPad.

Told my mom I'm having her buy a Mac Mini next time, she said "okay whatever you say. You know better than us."

Technology is one thing no one in my family questions me on.

@Cole That and getting girls.

Werd.

I have to say, for being short, trans and chubby I have zero issue bagging hot women.

@Cole You. Die.

It's because I look uber manly.

@Cole I'd be getting them an iMac - fewer "things" than a mac mini

Cheaper for them for $500

Instead of $999+

@Cole This is why I did not doubt your "getting sand in your vagina" simile you gave earler

hahaha

see typical man

Can't make multiple trips, because that's for pussies.

@Cole Typical lives alone man

Yeah, crazy cat man status.

I see 3 days worth of toilet paper and a shitload of catfood

LOL seriously when my gf is over it's like - where the hell did all the toilet paper go!?

That's actually 12 rolls of toilet paper

Also - gf on the right:

@MarkHenderson How much do you poop?

@Cole I like her Adam's apple. It's nice and shapely.

POOOOOOOOOOP

lol thanks

Pretty mean to dis a fellow Ohioan!

Well, she was originally.

Whatevs.

@Cole You said she was from somewhere on the north side of Columbus, jes?

@Cole We found out that my son uses about 3 meters of toilet paper every time he does a poop. We were using about a roll a day until we found that out

@ScottPack yeah, I can't remember now but I'm pretty sure it was the north side of Columbus.

@MarkHenderson LOL!

@MarkHenderson That's either some exceptionally wet poopers or some ginormous hands.

lol wet poopers.

@Cole With any luck we'll be moving up there in a couple of months.

@MarkHenderson Was he fashioning a new pair of diapers for himself every time he dropped one?

@ScottPack is it vastly different from where you are now?

@Cole In most ways, yeah.

He's like Macguyver in there, making quad-ply diapers for himself using toilet paper, baby powder, and band aids, all while fighting off huntsmen spiders and brown snakes.

@ScottPack good or bad way? or a mix of both?

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^snap

@Cole I'm sure that will win in a court of law in this great land.

@Cole Athens is a small college town with a highly progressive mentality and a very strong locally manufactured/grown/sourced mindset (where local is <30 miles).

Westerville

thats it

@ScottPack Still can't make up for the fact that it's Ohio.

@ScottPack that sounds quite nice, why move?

@WesleyDavid you lived in Ohio too, right?

@Cole Yeah, Cincinnati for about five years or so.

Where are you originally from?

@Cole Oregon.

@WesleyDavid interesting.

@Cole We're looking in the Dublin/Worthington area. Going along the top of Columbus , west to east, you have Dublin, Worthington, Westerville.

@ScottPack Pretty sure my friend lives in Dublin.

@Cole Wife's took a new job in November and her territory is centered up there.

@ScottPack ah, do you telecommute for work now or....how is that going to affect you?

@Cole That's the plan. I'll be meeting with my team lead and manager tomorrow to go through the specifics.

Well that's good, you've been at your current job for quite sometime IIRC.

Tomorrow I'm getting my prescription for ADD meds. Should be interesting to see if this helps.

And, yeah, I moved into this role in '07.

2007 seems like just yesterday but then I'm like, wait that's 6 years ago