The Comms Room

Cole

12:00 AM

Note to self: do not buy the Big Y Margarita and Lime chips, ever again.

Scott Pack

Eventually your tummy will deflate.

Cole

so much salt

Scott Pack

But yeah, it seems insane how long ago that was.

Cole

In my head I keep thinking I'm < 25.

this guacamole sucks

MDMarra

-1

A: For how long can a client be shutdown in AD?

by default computer accounts die after 60 days

What a bad first answer

all lowercase. no puncutation. and wrong

Scott Pack

12:05 AM

@MDMarra Maybe he extended the schema to include the Iocaine attribute?

MDMarra

could be

Cole

That will not go over well ^

That went over like a fart in church.

Scott Pack

Send her this as an idea. It should help smooth things over. i.imgur.com/T9nYj3s.jpg

Cole

yes! that would be every month though. Sweet.

But seriously, she needs to start doing some of those things when she's here on the weekend.

My cat was just like "Oh you're typing? Welp, better step on the keyboard and put my butthole in your face."

Joel E Salas

24

Q: How to start Solr automatically?

At the moment I have to go to /usr/java/apache-solr-1.4.0/example and then do: java -jar start.jar How do I get this to start automatically on boot? I'm on a shared Linux server.

This is why companies suck

Scott Pack

12:19 AM

@Cole Right, that's how cats work.

Cole

Fucking cats

Jeff Ferland

-4

Q: I need to know my keystore password

I lost my keystore password for my key .. I could find the way to copy the content of they key store into another keystore with a new password via this link now I really need to know the password of my public key because my password of my public key is the same as my private key and I can't updat...

java android rsa recovery

"I may get fired because of this, please help."

Cole

Welp, should have thought about that

How do you lose it?

Jeff Ferland

Fuck if I know what he did.

Mark Henderson

@JeffFerland So, he had that problem in 2011... and then again a few hours ago?!

I would fire him too if he lost it twice

wait, nvm, that was someone else who asked in 2011

Jeff Ferland

12:35 AM

The logic is beautiful. "This should be secure against everybody but me, but there should be a way I can un-secure it without knowing anything."

Scott Pack

Seems reasonable.

Hm. Staples takes computers for recycling at no cost. I have a box full of old optical drives, cables, pci cards, etc. I think I need to find a case large enough to shove all that shit in.

Jeff Ferland

@ScottPack Good plan

Bonus points if you can make it boot first.

Mark Henderson

@ScottPack They probably send them to landfill where urchins collect all the old drives and run data recovery on them to scan for your person details

Not in your case, as you don't have drives, but for those that do...

Scott Pack

@MarkHenderson Maybe from other people. I don't give them hard drives.

Jeff Ferland

@ScottPack Floppies. Get some floppies.

Scott Pack

12:42 AM

@JeffFerland Oh, I've got plenty of that.

Freaking kids.

Jeff Ferland

... so need to make a "Boat with my 3 1/2" flippy-floppies" meme image. Preferably involving a US Carrier.

Maybe even 5 1/4!

... or USB. That shit works too.

Mark Henderson

@JeffFerland Apparently in South Africa they call them "stiffies". Imagine the uncomfortable silence when a collegue told me "Yeah I have a stiffie in my pocket, let me get it out"

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Scott Pack

@MarkHenderson I presume they refer to 3.5" disks as stiffies. USing that to refer to a 5.25" or, heaven forbid an 8" would be rather disingenuous.

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Jeff Ferland

@ScottPack or CD-ROM. Seriously, you're imaginative enough to overcome this.\

Mark Henderson

True story, friend of mine was in the dark-dark room in the photography labs with a stoner at highschool. The stoner says "Hey joel, let's get our cocks out". He laughs it off, does whatever with the film, turn the lights back on and there's the stoner with his cock hanging out.

Jeff Ferland

12:44 AM

@ScottPack Speak for yourself.

Mark Henderson

This is the same stoner who was suspended for taking his penis and putting it in another boys ear at the back of the lecture theature

We also had a systems administrator fired for jerking off in the server room

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jscott

@MarkHenderson w.t.f

Joel E Salas

I'm going to start referring to myself as a "Full-stack Hacker"

Mark Henderson

@jscott My friend who worked there after we graduated quit his job so he could nail a Year 11 student who went there

Cole

@MarkHenderson ....wat

Joel E Salas

12:47 AM

@MarkHenderson So he succeeded?

Mark Henderson

@Cole Yeah. I was on detention one day and my job was to blow the dust out ofa ll the computers (they were... creative with detentions). The guy I was working with was quite chatty and told me about it; he was hired as the fired guys replacemnt

Cole

Damn

Mark Henderson

@JoelESalas Yeah they're probably going to get married. This same girl made him stop being friends with me because I was a bad influence

(this was a few years ago, she's not in year 11 any more)

Joel E Salas

@MarkHenderson Everyone knows you prop the door with a folding chair, jesus. These people call themselves professionals?

Mark Henderson

If you nail a student as an employee, you get sued/fired/criminal record, but doing it as a non-employee is totally OK

Joel E Salas

12:49 AM

@MarkHenderson He's a saint ;_;