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12:02 PM
@BernardoMeurer did you get the answer?
 
@Yashas I had a call, just replaced T and b, manipulating now
$\frac{a^2\sqrt{1-e^2}}{2\sqrt{\frac{a^3}{GM}}}$
 
yes!
 
How am I going to snag a $m$ in there, I need to to be able to turn that brouhaha into $\frac{\pi a b }{T} = \frac{L}{2m}$
 
multiply and divide by m
you have $L$ from question (1)
compare and replace the big bits with L
you should end up with L/2m
49 mins ago, by Yashas
$L = mvr = ma(1 - e) \sqrt{\frac{GM(1 + e)}{a(1 - e)}} = m \sqrt{GMa(1 - e)(1 + e)} = m \sqrt{GMa(1 - e^2)}$

$L^2 = GMm^2a(1- e^2)$
$L = m\sqrt{GMm^2a(1- e^2)}$
 
Yeah, I have that, I know
But that's very different from what I posted just now
$$\frac{dA}{dt} = \frac{a^2\sqrt{1-e^2}}{2\sqrt{\frac{a^3}{GM}}}$$
 
12:12 PM
$\frac{\pi a b }{T} = \frac{a^2\sqrt{1-e^2}}{2\sqrt{\frac{a^3}{GM}}} = \frac{\sqrt{GMa (1-e^2)}}{2} = \frac{m\sqrt{GMa (1-e^2)}}{2m} = \frac{\sqrt{GMm^2a (1-e^2)}}{2m} = \frac{\sqrt{L^2}}{2m} = \frac{L}{2m}$
 
The second step, what'd you do there?
After that it all makes sense
 
I threw the GM upstairs
$\frac{a^2}{a^{3/2}}$ is $a^{1/2}$
 
Ah!
Of course!
 
I moved that $\sqrt{a}$ inside with the other terms.
 
Silly me, alright
 
12:16 PM
lol
reading a paper by a french dude
He calls manifolds "variety"
Wrong language!
 
@Slereah We call it "Variedades" in Portuguese
@Yashas Sweet, now I see it
 
@BalarkaSen what the hell is the fppf topology
 
Thanks a lot for the help man :)
 
Oh god it's categories
NOT AGAIN
 
@BernardoMeurer Thanks for the question :P Helped me do a quick revision of elliptical orbits :)
I just need to revise binary star systems and I'll be ready for Sunday's exam.
 
12:21 PM
@Yashas You gotta an exam coming up? Which subject?
 
JEE
 
Good lord
@Yashas I'm working on my final programming project :^)
But this one is highly noncompatible with Windows :P
 
What's it about?
:O
 
It's basically data analysis. There is a CSV file with some statons for public bicycles in boston and another one with over 1 million registered bike trips done with the service and some data
We have to make an application that allows an user to filter and see the data
it must have a text and a graphics mode
I'm currently 70% through with the text mode
(If you have Cygwin you can try it out)
 
I have Ubuntu on VMWare
Cygwin is not true Linux
some dirty port
 
12:29 PM
Filtering already works. you can constraint the trips to a given duration, in between two dates, or which weekday they happened
Lol, cygwin is the hero we need not the hero we deserve
@Everyone do we really have no one from Geneva here who want's to meet up while I'm there :P
 
@John I got my answer on Stack! (while I had lost hope already:P)
@Bernardo who even lives in Geneva? (in this chat, I mean)
 
RING THE ALARMS
I AM OUT OF BEER
 
rings the alarms
 
@ShaVuklia No one, apparently
 
Are you going to camp at the LHC? :P @BernardoMeurer
 
12:33 PM
@BernardoMeurer Time to open the vodka, eh?
 
@ACuriousMind Good idea! I have some Gin
@Yashas Nope, just going to meet an old friend and relax before facing my finals
 
@Yashas Yes, he will ask ALICE for a date
 
Don't you want to take a picture of yourself standing in front of the LHC gates? :O
 
@BernardoMeurer I once mixed sparkling wine (Sekt in German) with gin. We called it "Sin".
But the better thing to do with gin is to drink it with tonic, of course
 
@Yashas Hmmm, maybe I find someone to show me around
Anyone here knows someone who works at the LHC?
@ACuriousMind Sounds nasty as fuck :P
@ACuriousMind I have a mission for you, are you going to Berlin any time soon?
 
12:36 PM
@BernardoMeurer It tasted weird, but not bad. And it was deceptively potent
@BernardoMeurer Perhaps in December, but not sooner
 
Dammit, I need something from the Berlin hauptbahnhof
 
I know some people who live there, though
What do you "need"?
 
In the hauptbahnhof on the second floor or so there is a pharmacy
In that pharmacy there is a section for hair stuff, and, in particular hairbushes
There they sell the wood hair brush that I had and loved until it was BRUTALLY STOLEN by my mother who now took it back to Brazil
I need someone to get me a new hairbrush
and I only know it is sold there
 
You can't find it anywhere else?
 
@Bernardo have you tried ordering it online?
 
12:39 PM
@ACuriousMind Not in Portugal
@ShaVuklia I do not know the name of it
I just know I bought it there in the summer of 2015
 
of the pharmacy or of the brand?
 
And I fucking need this hairbrush
Of neither!
It's the hauptbahnhof pharmacy
 
well the pharmacy should be easy to look up
you could maybe send them an e-mail
 
The girl that worked there at the time was really cute
 
lol well you should have asked her number :P
then you would have had the brush for sure
 
12:41 PM
I think it was this one
 
call them!
:P
 
A Drogeriemarkt is not a pharmacy (Apotheke)
 
+49 30 20614190
 
@ACuriousMind Yeah, I just click on the wrong thing
@ShaVuklia I'm not calling a store in a trainstation in another country to ask if they sell hairbrushes!
I just NEED that hairbrush
 
12:43 PM
lol, but you're going to ask a friend of ACurious to buy that brush for you? XD
 
@BernardoMeurer Why not, if you NEED it?
I'll bet they'd find it hilarious and probably at least tell you the brand
 
dude, desperate times call for desperate measures
@ACuriousMind even I find it hilarious
 
The only guy I know in berlin when I called for help wouldn't shut up about Brown Numbers and Brocard's problem
so I gave up on asking him
It's just such a good hair brush
 
dudeee:P you're looking for excuses
I would have called, if I really wanted that brush
 
Maybe I just go to Berlin
 
12:44 PM
ask them the brand of it and if I could order it
 
From Geneva
 
LOL WHAT:P
 
:|
 
what an efficient strategy
 
Screw it, I'll go get it
 
12:44 PM
you just want to find the girl, I know it
 
I need that hairbrush
 
Lol, if she still works there I will be dissapointed
 
as in, you'd be sad for her?
 
yeah, because in 2015 she was finishing her degree
So I hope she found a job in her area
 
12:45 PM
Degrees and jobs aren't everything bro
it's not what leads to happiness
 
lol she shared that while you were a customer? :P I've never even witnessed something of a personal talk in such stores
 
@Kenshin I wasn't saying that? I was just saying I hoped she was working in her area of expertise. Chill
@ShaVuklia She was cute, I was interested
 
Chill dude, you were saying that and we know it
 
Chatting about shopping-unrelated things is very un-German :P
 
12:46 PM
u sound thirsty
 
@Bernardo haha alright. I hope you will one day find your brush and the girl :P
 
@ShaVuklia Lol, she's just a random girl, I just want the goddamn brush
 
lol then call
 
"uh, boss, there's an angry Brazilian on the phone who wants to know if we sell brushes"
7
 
I would have called for you if I lived in Germany. but calling from the NLs is too expensive. and I also don't know German that well
@ACurious omg I died :P and I'm in a library
very awkward
 
12:49 PM
@ACuriousMind Call them, please
 
omgggg X"D this is golden
 
Ask if they still sell wooden hairbrushes, looks like they are made of bamboo
 
this is like the online version of a sitcom
with a very very bad story line
 
Oh god, I'm actually tempted to call them just to see what happens
 
hahahahah yes do it @ACurious :P but it might just be a prank from Bernardo
at this point, I'm not even sure if he's serious or not :P
 
12:51 PM
Well, they can't do much more than hang up in consternation :P
 
I'm really not kidding
@ACuriousMind PLEASE
I buy you a keg of beer
One day
 
lol I'd trust him on that @ACurious
 
Hm, this might just fail because I can't find my phone :P
 
Damn drunk ACM where'd you put it
 
@ACurious maybe you should modify it: "uh boss, there's a confused German on the phone who calls on the behalf of an angry Brazilian who wants to know if we sell brushes"
 
12:57 PM
@Slereah some algebraic geometry shit
 
Ah, found it, but I gotta run now. I'll consider calling them (I hate phone conversations in general)
 
@ACuriousMind PLOX
 
1:27 PM
"ISO/IEC regulations for technical writing prescribe using bold italic for matrices (and slanted sans serif for tensors). I find these regulations incoherent, but if you work in some fields you are required to follow those regulations. Why incoherent? From a mathematical point of view, a matrix is a tensor."
>a matrix is a tensor
I am triggered
 
Any suggestions for a reliable random number generator for execution in fortran(Used for precision monte Carlo studies)
 
@BernardoMeurer What would you give me if I called? :)
 
@JaimeGallego Do you speak German?
 
It's a train station, they will speak English
 
It's a pharmacy
In a trainstation
You can try :P
 
1:36 PM
Yes
Bonus points if it's posted to /r/talesfromretail
 
Lol
That's be hilarious
 
user228700
2:27 PM
@EmilioPisanty No :-(
 
2:46 PM
@Anonjohn It is in the begining of the chapter about linear response theory (Chapter 6, pg. 86 on the second edition). Mandl-Shawn book also shows that you can get the propagator in a complex scalar theory from the communtator $[\phi(x),\phi(y)]$, so for me it does sound beliavable. — WilhelmM 17 mins ago
This question Talks about
retarded greens function in a field theory
can anyone help me understand why there is a commutator
 
Suppose the cold spot is really a relic of a colliding bubble universe, what's the next step. How are we going to find that drifting bubble universe?
 
@Kaumudi.H Do.
it's awesome.
plus the sequel is coming out soonish and it also looks awesome
 
user228700
I'll look into it, thanks :-)
 
user228700
@JohnR: Hello there! :-)
 
It is a good film. Even I like it, and I'm not usually a film fan.
 
user228700
2:54 PM
Right, right...
 
My lunch is 5 minues away from completion, and this is going to be an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome lunch!
 
user228700
I'll be done with films for a little while after I finish LOTR.
 
user228700
@JohnRennie Nice! :-) What are u having?
 
Start with a mixture of fried onions and diced bread:
 
user228700
Hehe, OK..?
 
2:55 PM
The add the meat - various kinds of chopped meats:
 
user228700
Nice. And then?
 
@JohnRennie Write a cookbook
 
Then top with BBQ sauce and cheese and cook on a high heat for 20 mins. Picture available in 5 mins time ...
 
user228700
Hehe, OK!
 
Tada!
 
3:05 PM
@Bernardo Olivia Pneumatic H8
The lady was very helpful
 
user228700
@JohnRennie Oh my God that looks delicious! :-o
 
user228700
Enjoy!!
 
There were some other ones, so yes, they still sell them
 
@Kaumudi.H Currently scoffing ...
 
user228700
x'D OK!
 
3:09 PM
 
@JaimeGallego You gotta be joking hahahaha
@ShaVuklia @ACuriousMind
@JaimeGallego It's exactly like those!!
Oh my god
I'm dying in class right now
 
You pay the drinks on the Barcelona bar
 
3:34 PM
@Bernardo LOL :P what a long title for a brush
I would let go of the brush from Berlin, and chase this one @Bernardo
leave your past behind. you have to move on
new fresh ionic brushes are all around if you just know where to look
(oh shit, I didn't even read what was said above. I thought Jaime just recommended a random brush to you :P)
@Jaime you're a hero
 
4:38 PM
dead chat
 
@EmilioPisanty: I'm curious to know what you think the bounty will achieve here.
 
Hello, everyone! I was reading this good old sentence from Wald - "Since spacetime structure itself is singular at the big bang, it doesn't make sense, either physically or mathematically, to ask about the state of the universe "before" the big bang..." and it occurred to me that maybe I don't understand this fully. In the FRW Cosmology, although space becomes singular at the big bang, the metric for purely timelike movements is completely well-behaved - it is simply one.
So, in some sense, time doesn't become singular and we should be able to talk about time beyond the big bang singularity.
What am I missing? Can anyone help me out?
 
The point is that you can't integrate geodesics backwards through the big bang because the geometry is singular.
Your Christoffel symbols become infinite.
As it happens I have the Christoffel symbols to hand, and they are:
{t, x, x} -> a a',
{t, y, y} -> a a',
{t, z, z} -> a a',
{x, t, x} -> a'/a,
{x, x, t} -> a'/a,
{y, t, y} -> a'/a,
{y, y, t} -> a'/a,
{z, t, z} -> a'/a,
{z, z, t} -> a'/a
At the Big Bang $a \rightarrow 0$ and $\dot{a} \rightarrow \infty$
 
4:56 PM
> - Reward an existing answer
 
This is not working as I expected:
 
Oh, okay. Thank you for pointing out this - I hadn't thought of the problem this way. But can I interpret it this way? - Since space becomes singular, and time is behaving normally - it doesn't make sense to talk about something traveling through space. Rather the universe becomes one-dimensional traveling only in time. So the only symbol I should be talking about is {ttt} - which would become trivial.
^@JohnRennie
 
Clearly, I need to revise how time dilation is visualised geometrically
 
@EmilioPisanty aha! Which? I ask purely out of nosiness :-)
 
@JohnRennie also, add an additional mark to that answer that this community thinks this is the correct approach to that issue.
@JohnRennie the top-scoring answer
Also, I'm in a long-running campaign to get rid of as much rep as possible
Mid-term goal is to award more rep than the break at the bottom of the first page of the rankings
 
5:01 PM
@EmilioPisanty Yes, that is a very nice explanation.
 
also this
Mar 30 at 13:13, by Emilio Pisanty
awarding more rep in bounties than Daniel Sank's total rep
but don't tell Daniel until I'm there =P
 
@Dvij the motion is described by the geodesic equation $$ \frac{d^2x^\alpha}{d\tau^2} = - \Gamma^\alpha{}_{\mu\nu}\frac{dx^\mu}{d\tau} \frac{dx^\nu}{d\tau} $$
If we consider a stationary/comoving observer then only $dx^0/dt$ is non-zero and the equation becomes:
$$ \frac{d^2x^\alpha}{d\tau^2} = - \Gamma^\alpha{}_{tt}\left(\frac{dt}{d\tau}\right)^2 $$
Hmm, hang on all the $tt$ symbols are zero ...
Ah, duh, in comoving coordinates the universe isn't expanding.
 
@JohnRennie Yeah, duh
 
:-)
It's very easy to forget that the $x$, $y$ and $z$ coordinates in the FLRW metric are not the distances that you and I measure!
@Dvij: I'll have to think about it, but right now it's the end of the day and I'm about to flop into my armchair and read the last two Hellboy in Hell comics.
 
5:36 PM
Hi, everybody.
 
Sid
GamEn @DanielSank
In case you are wondering what that is, G stands for Good. A=Afternoon, M-Morning, E=evening, N=night. Capitalise whatever is relevant for you(That is whichever time of day it is in your timezone)
 
$$G_{ame}^{n}$$
 
Why are the moderators so strict
Why dont they allow others to answer
shouldnt they just leave the idea of closing questions.
 
Sid
About what are you speaking of? Could you give more context?
 
Why the moderators close the questions .I think they should just ignore the questions so that other people could answer .When these greats close the questions they leave no possibility of getting answers.
 
Sid
5:51 PM
Could you give an instance as to which question?
 
@HocusPocus It's not just moderators that close questions.
 
Sid
If mods are unilaterally closing questions, then, there is probably a problem.
 
Users with enough rep can vote to close a question.
 
physics.stackexchange.com/questions/333388/… this is not mine but seems an interesting question but ..
 
@Sid Not always true. Some questions are very obviously not ok.
@HocusPocus No, that question is highly problematic.
 
Sid
5:53 PM
@hocus That question is basically a "do it for me" question.
 
Sid
Not appropriate for Physics.SE IMO
 
Exactly.
 
Hey there. If I have a follow up question on an already answered question, how should I ask this? Should I create a new question? My question will broaden the subject in question.
 
We do not like "solve this problem" posts. We much prefer that the person identifies exactly the point where they are stuck and ask a focused question about that.
 
5:54 PM
But you know at times we dont even know how to proceed
 
@MathematicalRain Link to the previous one, but make your question self contained even without the link.
For example: "I know XYZ, and I'd like to understand the next step..."
@HocusPocus Yeah, that's fine.
 
@DanielSank How should I link this? Just a text with "this is a follow up to this question: <question>" ?
 
The post you linked doesn't even say that. It just states a problem with absolutely zero indication of what the person does or doesn't understand.
 
I think we can provide that person with a hint not with a solution
 
@HocusPocus Perhaps, but such posts are simply not allowed on this site.
 
5:55 PM
I understand that PSE is not a Question-Solution site but we can provide a hint
 
That is the policy the users have agreed on.
@HocusPocus Yes, we could, but if we do that, then people will learn that they can come here and post problems without making any effort at all to identify a specific question.
We don't want that.
One of the functions of this site is to train people how to ask questions well.
This is a vitally important skill for a scientist.
 
But at times just a hint would suffice
 
@HocusPocus Yes, what's your point?
The goal of this site is not "help everyone get the answer to their problems". The goal is to create a generally useful repository of questions and answers.
 
and there are very few who would do all such things as most of us definitely try before opting for PSE
and at times its just not enough
 
@MathematicalRain Sure.
But make sure the question is self-contained anyway.
 
5:58 PM
It will be, thanks @DanielSank
 
In fact, if I were you, I'd write the new post without thinking about the old one at all.
Then, perhaps at the end, I would link to the previous post.
It's a lot easier to get answers if the post is self-contained.
@HocusPocus Well, one of the things we hope to do here is to improve everyone's self-sufficiency.
 
@MathematicalRain That could work. I tend to prefer something like "In [a previous question](link) I asked how I could froo the zorbnox even though a sample of bob-crystal is in the way. That got me thinking...." (I don't have the energy to make up realistic-sounding fake words today)
 
Sid
@DanielSank Actually I feel that mods unilaterally closing questions isn't too healthy.(A personal opinion) I feel that more number of closures should be done by community rather than mods.
 
@HocusPocus There is a famous essay about asking for help on the internet. It's called How to Ask Questions the Smart Way.
I use that as a central point to think about this issue.
 

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