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8:00 PM
take what I say with a grain of salt, though: I'm always suspicious of people who actively seek positions of power
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anyway, I'm outta here. gotta go underground for a little bit
 
evil laugh
 
q_a is off to answer 3 questions
 
Yeah that's how q_a cools himself down..
 
like stretching
 
like yoga.
 
8:04 PM
teach me more, manshu, how can i look up a person to see if they've been active since they became a moderator?
 
Sort their activity by "Newest"
 
agh, been trying that in all the wrong places
 
Users > search box
 
Go to users,
 
Go into their profile. Check when did they come online last time.
 
8:06 PM
Type in the user name,
 
been trying that in all the wrong places
 
like that
 
ayayayayaya
took me a while to find "Tags" too, last place i looked
thanks... enough stupid questions, for now
 
haha
 
actually 2 unrelated Qs,
manshu, how did you know a cat chased my mouse across the keyboard?
Will, did you really use Logo? Or was that someone else. I did, anyway
 
8:08 PM
Yes, Logo was part of my fourth grade math curriculum
 
@humn Oh that's a trick question.
 
were the variables :one-sided or :two sided:? with : colons that is
 
turn rt 90
 
@manshu, it was the only possible explanation for that mystery
 
although I remember the comment. But I don't remember the question
 
8:10 PM
reason i ask, Will, is because i thought there was only one kind but then i saw another
the question was how do tags get favorite-ed
had i done it on purpose , just about every tag would be so
but the cat is only interested in math and enigmatic puzzles
in any case, one of the moderators in question will delete the puzzle in question, i can't do it myself
 
Is it not :VAR
 
thanks, Will, answered my question. i must've used an oddball version with :var with spaces allowed:
 
haha...I saw the mouse in your dp. I deduced that you love your mouse. So you keep it to yourself always. And as we know that everyone have cat. So it was the only explanation
 
you deserved those points, manshu, i'll give them back to you in a bounty if the delete goes through
 
Why did you choose to delete it?
 
8:15 PM
i didn't know the answer when i posed it, so the only real puzzle was the contrived step 1 which you solved in a blink
i assumed that many people were as bewildered as i was
 
It doesn't mean that you need to delete it...
 
Manshu, take your own words to heart...
 
Learn something from @You , He got several downvotes on one of his puzzles.
But he still posted it's 2nd part
 
if it's the one i noticed, i liked it a lot more than the peach puff pink poop
 
I took my words to the heart then it stopped pumping
 
8:19 PM
(too drowsy to do anything but giggle) (and be curious what the ghost of q_a meant)
 
My this question was a homework question.
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Q: In the world of three electric charges

manshuImagine a world in which there are three kinds of electric charges instead of two. In this world, like charges repel and unlike charges attract. Let these types of charges be $A, B$ & $C$. Thus $A$ & $A$ repel, $A$ & $B$ attract, $A$ & $C$ attract and so on. Coulombs inverse square law is valid a...

Me and my friend were laughing when people were solving it.. :p
 
i was into that puzzle but didn't learn MS Paint quickly enough to be involved
guess i rarely notice who's behind which puzzle
 
sometimes I do notice.
I remember you answered one of my question too.
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Q: How to choose the best answer in puzzles?

manshuI gave my friends a lateral thinking puzzle There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket? My intended answer was But one of my friend answered Clearly my friend's answer is more creative then my own (as late...

 
Question: do any of you pause a TV show when there are puzzles on-screen, or is that just me?
 
this one
I don't watch TV
I pause the studies.
 
8:22 PM
sometimes look up the puzzle on youtube too, like for the movie mean girls
 
ha
 
what do watch when you pause the studies?
 
I chat here by pausing studies.
 
by the way, manshu, that question has stuck in my mind because it was so different and because it was at the same time as you solved the case of the cat and mouse
 
I'm still thrilled that manshu said that thing about Columbus earlier
 
8:26 PM
really thought more people would pipe in ...... ^^^^^^^^^^^^?
 
@question_asker Maybe I should put it as an answer
 
(Sorry just popping back above ground now)
 
you may cross this way again, q_a, but you must answer this question 1
what about Columbus?
 
1 hour ago, by manshu
I just don't get how people can get offended by hitler's name...If we are getting offended by his name then we should also get offended by the name of christopher columbus..coz he killed 10000 americans
 
Oh, just that Columbus is a big old genocider
 
8:28 PM
yup.
 
and where i live, near Mission San Jose, it's all about a Father Junipero Serra, whose
requisition lists included lots of manacles, and might've been canonized recently
 
Oh wow, didn't know anything about him
 
had a good publicist
 
In my country, people won't really get offended by a killer's name. But they will surely get offended on the name of religion.
 
8:31 PM
People, Y U DO THIS?
 
really?!
 
yup.
 
Yeah, my whole point was just like, it's not the name that's offensive. It's important to remember people's names, even awful ones. It's the ideology that's offensive
 
In USA, members of one political party are afraid to answer the riddle: what is your enemy's name?
 
I would answer that proudly, on the face of my enemy.
 
8:32 PM
power to the people!
(and by the way the thing up there wasn't about religions, purely parties)
 
I guess, no one will be around here tomorrow.
@question_asker yeah?
 
I won't
 
won't be around there?
 
why don't you all use the internet at home?
 
Yeah I probably won't be around tomorrow
 
8:34 PM
you earned a weekend off once
 
@manshu it's too much like work :p
 
while you're here now, q_a, thanks again for including a piece of my screenshot in your screenshot
didn't notice that at first
 
@question_asker work at home?
 
can't serve better than that for calibration
 
Haha admittedly it was unintentional
 
8:36 PM
like K_K's rebus masterpiece.. those things i notice. "Tags" and "Users" staring at me, not so much
 
I was just trying to get as many elements in as possible without giving away unnecessary info
 
humn is the most thankful person I have ever came across.
 
Did we ever solve the bus u's cycle?
 
which cycle?
 
If you mean the one I think, no
 
8:38 PM
been keeping an eye on that one too
 
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Q: Rebuses linked by a certain topic

Question AskerSee if you can solve these rebuses which range from easy to hard. They are all linked by a topic. On e luu (-4) EDIT: Hints: *Note the images of the flags, bus, spring, trophy outline and the text for 'tumn' do not belong to me (all obtained online).

Is it obscure? or am I going to slap myself when I see the answer?
 
right.
 
Oh I was thinking of the other rebus with bus in it
 
No, you are probabably going to slap me
 
picture of a bus or "bus" rewritten?
oh, manshu, you'll have to say please
 
8:40 PM
I was thinking of bus rewritten, and against "stacked up"
 
right, but what sport has "rebus" in it?
 
He is not pleasing me by slapping me.
 
only, he slaps whomever he pleases
 
But the whomever doesn't get pleased
 
that's the only way it can be consistent
 
8:42 PM
@ChrisCudmore Who are you gonna slap?
 
if you got slapped and weren't pleased then you wouldn't've gotten slapped in the first place
 
Ghostbusters!
 
My fav. scene from any movie
 
(giggling away)
 
I was expecting her to slap him at the end.
 
8:46 PM
there's still some slapping left to do if you're not quite satisfied
q_a, when you supermerged from silent running, did you take turn with googlespeakekekekekekekekek?
 
@question_asker Bounty expired. You going to clue us in?
 
or have you already another time?
 
sigh....
 
Chris, are you asking q_a or am i gullible again? (because the bounty was Q A's)
 
8:48 PM
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Q: Rebuses linked by a certain topic

Question AskerSee if you can solve these rebuses which range from easy to hard. They are all linked by a topic. On e luu (-4) EDIT: Hints: *Note the images of the flags, bus, spring, trophy outline and the text for 'tumn' do not belong to me (all obtained online).

 
Ohhh
Yeah, that's adifferent person
 
Imposter!
 
still looking for the word.... doppelnimmer? doppelgenannter?
 
Sorry for beefing, btw kk
 
Meh, it gave me time to go figure out this stupidity.
I've been trying to figure out why a section of code didn't work for 4 days.
The old (old, old) code that I'm using uses a datatype that, apparently, mimics a Delphi datatype
 
8:52 PM
that was the sigh....?
 
The problem is...;;
The documentation for the datatype doesn't mention one MAJOR bit of information
 
If we're sticking with greek, it's "duplonym"
 
I found it on the substring command
It's 1 indexed!!!
Sigh...
 
gotta be right, Chris, though i was trying for the parallel of doppelganger
 
It's like the first time we ever used the Java Date class.
Why are days and years normal, but months 0 indexed.
 
8:53 PM
rofl
Yeah, I have 3 matrices in one spot on this program
2 are indexed 0-20, 0-20
no....
2 are indexed 1-20, 1-20
 
So January 1, 2013 would be 1-0-2013
 
and 1 is indexed 1-20, 0-20
Moving that over to .NET was annoying.
I'm migrating old Borland C++ code, from 96, to .NET - developed by a person who was not a programmer
It's been an exercise in patience.
 
lol
god, that's obnoxious
 
And of course, there's the fun pointer arithmetic.
I've got one pointer that points to index 28 of another array
So my .NET code looks like this...
(Until I rewrite it, once it's working)
 
@humn what does this do
ohhh, that's what it does
 
8:56 PM
???what did that???
 
but yeah, humn, I don't understand multiple points of that question
 
for (int i = 0; i < ptr.Value.mScheduleLength; i++)
{
char templateItem = template[i];
switch (templateItem)
{
case ('#'):
schedule[HORIZON_START + i] = '_';
break;
case ('x'):
schedule[HORIZON_START + i] = 'x';
break;
}


if (grid[idx, 29 + i] == "OFD")
{
schedule[HORIZON_START + i] = 'x';
numberOfOfficeDutyDays++;
}
}
 
10 mins ago, by humn
q_a, when you supermerged from silent running, did you take turn with googlespeakekekekekekekekek?
 
nice puzzle, K_K, your next post?
 
lol
yeah, well...
 
8:57 PM
You're using switch, which makes me angry.
 
also: now I'm on my mac, so I have to re-remember that flowersquiggle is ctrl
I end up fn-[key]ing instead of squiggle-[key]ing
 
haha, why's taht, Chris?
(And like I said, this code is being copied as 1:1 as possible, until it works. I hate a LOT of it)
Except where I can convert things that are clearly nonsense, without causing trouble =D
 
I'll allow it for menu driven console based apps with keyboard input (D = deposit, W= withdraw etc.)
But theres almost always a prettier way of doing it.
 
dispatch table?
 
That depends, highly, on the scenario. In most cases, the switch is cleaner to read than other methods.
 
9:00 PM
lol my favorite car alarm is going off now.
 
Especially over a series of if statements
 
(nodding in agreement, not nodding off)
 
I like if statements better, but I think switch is more... intuitive? readable?
 
once you get more than 50 cases, ifs start getting too indented
 
Well, you're probably severely limited by the original data types chosen.
 
9:02 PM
but I'm, by all evidence, not a programmer
 
But you should never have 50 cases. Your programme should never be in a state where there are 50 cases.
 
Agreed
And to respond to you, Chris.
I simply provide you with this:
LinkedList<Node> shortList = new LinkedList<Node>();

LinkedListNode<Node> last = mCopiedList.Last;
snickers
 
i picked a ridiculous number on purpose. 49 wasn't enough to make the point
 
In this case, though - I might actually keep the linked list, because of how they're used - but we'll see.
 
i'm still looking OFD in my texting dictionary
 
9:04 PM
oxen for days
as in
 
Haha, no idea - It's an app for scheduling people.
 
Ok, that looks like something someone wrote after their first month in data structures.
 
"check out that farmer's daughter, she got oxen for days"
 
teach me more, wise one.. much obliged vvvvvvvv
 
I'm not sure it went that far, Chris
And would you like to know the reason that I emulated with linked lists, at the moment? hahahaha
 
9:06 PM
give
 
Nobody actually uses linked structures. Array base implementations of linked structures are the standard. Actual linked objects are just a pedagogical tool.
 
The class that I'm immitating is a simple class, with a pointer to the same type as "Next". Therefore, there's no actual list, and, therefore, NO way to find out how many items are in the fake list.
 
The object creation overhead is nuts.
 
Yeah
I've lost count of the number of times I've typed //TODO or //HACK in my code, for reference, when I'm done
 
hahaha
 
9:07 PM
Examples...
EVERY VARIABLE, in EVERY CLASS, is public in the C++
And I see things like....
 
look who's sharing worksheets now ^^^^^^
 
  //TODO: Fix this terrible access method
  scheduler.mGenerator.mList = scheduler.mGenerator.mNarrowList;
 
Is it possible to just compile the C++ into CLR and then decompile into C#?
 
No, because of this...
 
9:09 PM
I'd think you were looking at my code ("change these awful names") if I actually had ever done any coding that anyone else got to see
 
you showed us your function/variable name generator, q_a, no acronyms
 
386! FTW!
 
In fact, my current task is that I'm taking portions of the program needed to test the newest version of the GPLK before I put it into my replacement program
(which is needing about 70% of the code)
Because the DLL used in the C++ program is the one from 1996
Mine is from March.
....Of this year..
GLPK doesn't offer a DLL older than 2009
 
geez.
 
9:12 PM
And there's a summation of my day.
Hahahaha
And apparently Borland doesn't like conditional breakpoints, FYI.
 
that sounds like a completely-different-paradigm version of my day yesterday
 
I took a 1 second line and put it conditional in .NET
It took 10 seconds to run.
I gave up, on the borland side, after 30 minutes.
lol q_a
 
unrelated: this question just re-popped up, and it drove me nuts when it was first posted and still does puzzling.stackexchange.com/questions/26007/…
 
Odd
 
I see how the accepted answer works, but I feel like... the accepted answer isn't necessitated by the question?
shrug emoticon
 
9:15 PM
It appears contradictory, looking at it
 
but my brain shuts off on these "...but that makes it true, which would then make it false, making it true in the process, which in turn..." type puzzles
 
hehe
 
I guess what I'm saying is that I'm intellectually lazy enough to take the second option, because I'd definitely get more than $10
 
Sorry, I had to stop looking at it, already, to try and figure this out
 
guess you won't like the infinite philosophers puzzle, q_a, if it ever makes it to that evening
 
9:19 PM
I wonder how much a decent set of computer speakers would cost
 
you're not making backups, q_a? onooo
 
I have money left over from my bonus, and I am avoiding using it to buy anything because then I won't have it anymore, but I know that I need: a) a backup drive, b) either speakers or headphones for my music-making computer, c) maybe other stuff, dunno
 
Funny, since people are still developing using that AWFUL codec.
 
oh wow
I wonder if my laptop has quicktime on it
 
It's pretty likely
depending on usage, and age, of course
 
9:24 PM
I spent time last weekend worrying about whether I had that recent flash vulnerability
but then when I checked, I realized I hadn't had the affected version of flash in a long time
 
Meanwhile, people post binary of .exe files on this website, and other people run it =D
 
when you have some spare time, K_K, you can write spillover mathjax
 
lol
 
(gotta admit, i've been walking asleep after those messages a couple of hours ago, but..) i don't see why that puzzle isn't considered logic
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Q: Which offer is better?

ABcDexterYou are to make a statement. Of these two offers you have to choose one; which one is more profitable to you, and why? If the statement is true, you get exactly 10 dollars. If the statement is false, you get either less than or more than 10 dollars but not exactly 10. Regardless of whether the...

it boils down to trues and falses, whether interesting or not (also gotta admit to finding them interesting but can certainly see otherwise)
 
9:29 PM
I guess it's because the true and falseness of it depends on the reward offerred....But I don't completely understand it, yet.
The answer seems to be: "It looks like there's an answer, somewhere."
 
i enjoy the way it's like a laser where the bounces have to line up in order to escape, figuratively speaking
 
hehe
I don't really think there is an answer
In both cases, there's a situation where you get "more than $10"
However, for most profitable - no idea, because there's no limiter on the amount.
 
the amount is not set ahead of time
 
Right
I mean even if you state: "I get 1 trillion dollars"
 
huh, maybe i'm assuming some unstated rules
 
9:34 PM
For the second option, you get "more than 10 dollars"
...could be 11, could be 23894789345
f" answers:
"The reward for making this statement is less than [insert large value here] dollars, but not exactly 10".

If you get 10 dollars, that makes your statement false, so you shouldn't have gotten 10 dollars.
If you get less than [large value] dollars but not 10, that makes your statement true, so you should have gotten 10 dollars.
So the only way for the offer to be fulfilled correctly is if you get at least [large value] dollars.
from picking the first options
 
what if there were a rule that the reward will be the minimal amount that is logically consistent
 
The problem is..
Regardless of what value amount you say there...
I guess here's the only reason why f"'s answer is true.
No, my original idea stands.
If you make that statement..
And they give you $11
The logic is sound.
There's no way to determine which is more profitable.
 
even with the rule i suggested? i'm not completely sure at the moment
 
I hadn't read that yet - jsut following the rules for the post
 
the reward for 2 would be at most $ 10.01
 
9:39 PM
Yeah, but that qualifier definitely breaks the entire point, I tihnk
 
would certainly take the fun out of it
but otherwise you're beginning to convince me that there's no unambiguous solution
 
Actually, I misread what he said, so it might be right
He said less than amount, not greater than
 
because there's no limit to what 2 could be
 
In which case, yes, it does work.
Because...
In case 2, regardless of what you say, you will get an arbitrary amount, similar to if your rule was in place. Consider $10.01.
In case 1, however...
If you use what f" stated, then:
"The reward for making this statement is less than $100 dollars, but not exactly 10".
Means that you cannot get less than $100
Otherwise, it would be true, and you would get 10, which would make it false.
So the only way to qualify would be an amount greater than x
 
oh i agree that you can guarantee any specific amount with choice 1
 
9:42 PM
Took a while to wrap my head aroud that
Of course, the problem lies in that...
If I said the same thing, or anything, for statement 2
I could get $101
...just because.
 
because we love you
 
 
looks like a v with mouseketeer ears (i hope you recognize the "because we love you" from that too, even if it's true otherwise)
 
lol
 
That makes me think of
 
9:45 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
rodent love
 
haha
Meh, I'm going home.
Picks up toys
 
enjoy!
 
I mean, yes, Rodentia is my favorite order.
 
OrderBy(Rodentia)
 
is that a rodent on your profile? my name was "rat" decades before i became human
 
9:48 PM
I asked my friend to draw me a hamster pup, as in a young hamster, but she was a smartass, and drew, well...
 
well? Well? Will? or are you saying that the picture we see is what she drew?
 
I leave you with this
 
(and welcome back, K_K, how was home?)
 
(which I could watch, all day)
 
sugar rush
 
9:50 PM
Yes, the picture you see is what she drew.
 
very cool! instantly recognized it as a golden gopher with a night job
as a stagehand
 
sure...
 
(sorry, i've been falling azzleep for a couple of hours and basically watching others do the typing)
[better continue later]
 
oh wow
78 in the tab title when I got back
 
I'm just... puzzled by "golden gopher," which is... not an animal.
 
9:57 PM
maybe it's the award they win
for being really good at being gophers
digging a lot of holes or whatever
a lot better than "the golden hole"
 

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