The Bridge

Shiester

5:00 PM

@Lazers I never asked for this.

kalina

old

Shiester

@kalina You're never too old to be a hero.

kalina

I'm an anti-hero

GnomeSlice

The Exhaustive Guide to Breaking Exhausting Sleep Cycles

If only it were that easy...

kalina

@GnomeSlice marijuana and absinthe

Shiester

5:01 PM

What the hell, just looked to the right side of the screen: Penis Jokes, shouting, allcaps, moist bodies, and anal probing are all starred messages. I must have missed a hell of a party.

kalina

to get to sleep

GnomeSlice

@kalina That sounds like something I could get into.

kalina

and then cocaine to stay awake

GnomeSlice

@kalina Less interested in that one.

Have you ever considered that you're pooping wrong?

kalina

Have you ever considered that you're using the internet wrong?

GnomeSlice

5:03 PM

►

this video is actually really well made

Really nice animation

FEichinger

@Shiester This is the Bridge at its utmost brilliance.

GnomeSlice

Kind of overproduced though, if I'm honest.

Also the product is basically a footstool

way overproduced

hah

user15026

user15026

IT IS A PURSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A JAM JAR

user15026

DO WANT

kalina

5:07 PM

...why?

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn My little sister made herself a Tardis handbag. She loves it to death.

user15026

@fbueckert That is awesome

GnomeSlice

> A better stool for better stools.

user15026

@kalina Why what?

GnomeSlice

masterstroke

kalina

5:08 PM

@fbueckert is it bigger on the inside than on the outside?

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn I blame myself for getting her hooked on Doctor Who.

FEichinger

@kalina It's a handbag.

kalina

@AshleyNunn blame Gnomeslice!

fbueckert

@kalina Sadly, I haven't invented dimensional storage spaces yet.

So it's not an actual bag of holding.

user15026

@kalina I dont understand what you are saying

user15026

5:09 PM

@fbueckert It's a good thing to take blame for

kalina

@AshleyNunn his toiletstool video

at the same time as his dubstep video

resulted in mind chaos

user15026

@kalina and this is why linked replies are a good thing

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn I should invite her over for the 50th anniversary.

user15026

@fbueckert Best plan

GnomeSlice

@kalina I posted that a while ago

fredley

5:09 PM

@BenBrocka wtf

kalina

@AshleyNunn I disagree, sometimes the confusion ends up being funny

fbueckert

Make something awesome to eat, and just relax and enjoy.

FEichinger

@kalina You have a state that is non-mind-chaos?

user15026

@kalina Or you know, makes someone frustrated to the point of almost tears because they cant follow things

kalina

@FEichinger yes, once I light this I will be on my journey to chaos-free-mind

@AshleyNunn that can be fun too, depending on who that someone is!

user15026

5:10 PM

@kalina ......no

kalina

@AshleyNunn ... :D

user15026

I do not like being made to almost cry thank you very much and I doubt anyone else does

kalina

:(

FEichinger

@kalina You and your fire ... siiiigh

GnomeSlice

Crying sucks a lot.

kalina

5:11 PM

@FEichinger I didn't even use fire!

@FEichinger I AM INNOCENT OF ALL FIRE RELATED CHARGES

Unionhawk

@kalina Lies.

FEichinger

@kalina I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of THE FIRE YOU STARTED. AGAIN.

4

fbueckert

@kalina Who are you, and what have you done with the real @kalina?

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Will there be a chunky version?

kalina

@fbueckert I am @Sterno's sock puppet, how did you not know this yet?

fredley

5:12 PM

►

fbueckert

17 hours ago, by Sterno

So that's you?

FEichinger

@fbueckert That explains a lot, actually.

kalina

...

FEichinger

@kalina ❤

fbueckert

I'm wondering if we'll get an update on Squad on how far along .22 is.

I'm really interested in the research tree and career modes.

kalina

5:15 PM

@FEichinger It's too late to declare your undying unicodesymbol for me

FEichinger

@kalina :(

GnomeSlice

@kalina How about me?

fbueckert

Although, some optimization would be awesome; my computer lags badly when at my mining site.

FEichinger

@fbueckert There will definitely be news when experimentals phase starts.

Shiester

►

~28 seconds in

holy shit

FEichinger

5:16 PM

If we'll still get devlogs after the constant whining in the comments? I have no idea.

I wouldn't be surprised if they've cut down on them even more.

kalina

@Shiester old

fbueckert

@FEichinger Sadly, dev interaction is a double-edged sword in that regard.

Shiester

@kalina not to me. just found it

fbueckert

Where there are fanboys, there will be permanently unsatisfied players.

FEichinger

@fbueckert You have no idea. The stuff I've seen ...

GnomeSlice

5:18 PM

@Shiester what the fuck

FEichinger

The stuff you will never see because we're faster.

fbueckert

If anything, there should be moderators who delete that as fast as humanly possible, and then ban the user for a short period.

FEichinger

@fbueckert We are already doing that.

fbueckert

@FEichinger Good.

Also, you're a mod on the KSP forums?

Since when?

FEichinger

@fbueckert Since language forums.

fbueckert

5:20 PM

@Shiester And this is why tranq guns should be a thing.

FEichinger

@fbueckert Skunky even mistyped my name. :P

Even worse than @GraceNote earlier.

Grace Note

Doubly worse, in a sense.

FEichinger

@GraceNote Ahyup.

fbueckert

@Shiester Also, holy crap. McNuggets are NOT that important.

Wipqozn

7 Signs That Vladimir Putin Has Become a Bond Villain

cc @AnnaLear. Since I know you're the head of the Putin fan club.

fbueckert

5:25 PM

Shattering the drive thru window because the restaurant doesn't sell McNuggets in the mornings is overkill of the most extreme sort.

@Wipqozn I love Cracked.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert She must be a crack addict or something.

And going through withdrawal.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Sounds like the perfect time for the drunk tank and detox.

Wipqozn

I hope she gets sent to jail.

because she's a danger to society.

but she must be on drugs, because holy shit.

She's completely insane.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Yup.

The reaction is way overboard.

Wipqozn

> The nugget-loving woman, who said she was drunk at the time, was sentenced to 60 days behind bars last month. She also had to pay McDonald's the cost of replacing the broken window.

nydailynews.com/news/national/…

Shiester

5:31 PM

Damn, can you imagine how powerful she would be if she had actually gone Super Sayjin?

fbueckert

@Wipqozn She got off easy.

Shiester

Alright, I've got to get back to work. But, before I go, I'll leave you all with this:

brobible.com/life/article/bros-blow-up-a-beer-keg

Lazers

-1

Q: Minecraft account trouble

I've owned a minecraft account for a long time, but all of a sudden it does'nt work.if anyone knows how to restart my account then please do tell.

minecraft

0

Q: Minecraft 1.6.2 Adventuretime & MCA Incompatible?

Adventure Time Mod & MCA Minecraft Comes Alive-1.6.2 and Forge-causes crash. Any Suggestions? Tried installing MCA first then last, and vice versa, can't get these two working together!?!?! Help! Thnx

minecraft

user15026

5:49 PM

I dont like either of these questions :(

fbueckert

Gah! Kairosoft, release the farming game for Android in english already!

Fluttershy

I see the D3 question that was following policy was deleted, and the other one reopened? That's... backwards.

2

GnomeSlice

@Lazers This guy's avatar is the worst.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy I think everyone's just exhausted about the whole thing. Mistakes were made throughout. Just...reopen one and whatever.

GnomeSlice

@fbueckert 60 days seems like a lot for attacking someone through a window.

Fluttershy

5:55 PM

@fbueckert Right. Except the wrong one got reopened.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy Does it honestly matter which one got reopened?

Fluttershy

If we don't stop being inconsistent with enforcement of policies, slip ups or no slip ups, we're going to run into even more problems. So yes. It matters.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy At this point, we're just spending MORE time on the question.

Jason Berkan

@Fluttershy Um, we're like 20 or 30 people, all of whom interpret site policy slightly differently. How are we supposed to be consistent?

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Did you even watch the video?

GnomeSlice

5:57 PM

@Wipqozn Yes.

Wipqozn

The women was completely insane. She's a threat to everyone around her.

60 days is getting off easy.

GnomeSlice

She flipped her shit but 60 days is either too long or not long enough.

Fluttershy

@JasonBerkan Good question. But without it, we'll keep running into issues like this.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy I think we ran into this because we didn't delete the original question fast enough.

If anything, we should delete stuff much sooner than we currently do.

kalina

the strangest thing just happened... all of my USB devices suddenly stopped working

Fluttershy

6:00 PM

@fbueckert Given the 3 day requirement (or is it 2?) for non-20k users, it can be difficult to delete as needed. Clearly we need more 20k users!

fbueckert

@Fluttershy Not to mention, a question has to be at -3 or lower for any non-20k user to cast a delete vote.

Wipqozn

No, we just need more mods.

I volunteer.

fbueckert

I would've happily cast a vote if I could have, but we had enough users upvote it to prevent that.

@Wipqozn And since your very first act would be to ban @Gnome, I second this!

FAE

@fbueckert Also it's really hard to hear about this stuff if you're not in chat.

GnomeSlice

@fbueckert Very funny.

fbueckert

6:02 PM

@FAE That, too. There's no delete vote review queue, that I know of.

FAE

@fbueckert There is.

Wipqozn

Scumbag @FAE.

FAE

But a vote has to be cast first.

Wipqozn

It's not fair. You have wings. It makes typing faster. I have this short stubby tortoise arms.

FAE

So if something's not flagged or whatnot, someone who's not in chat and is just going through their flag/delete queue won't hear about something that needs delete votes.

fbueckert

6:04 PM

Oh, hey, there is. Tools --> Delete.

FAE

@fbueckert Aye. But again, yeah, you need an initial delete vote cast to get that there.

fbueckert

Aww. I've cast my maximum delete votes.

There is more junk to be deleted, and I can't do anything about it!

@FAE Well, that's the same with the close queue, so it sort of makes sense.

Fluttershy

@fbueckert Since when does it have to be at -3? Is that new? I've voted to delete a question sitting at +8 before, I thought.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy I was just reading what was on the privileges page.

FAE

@fbueckert I know it makes sense, but I'm just saying that it just makes it easy for stuff to slip through the cracks.

fbueckert

6:08 PM

> Users with this reputation level can delete closed questions with a score of -3 or lower.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy After the 2-day delay. 20kers can delete right away provided it's score is low enough.

fbueckert

@FAE That it is.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Oh. So after the 2 days, score doesn't matter?

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy It matters, but it just determines how many delete votes you need to delete.

Fairly certain required vote scales with score anyways.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn No, I mean that after the 2-day delay, it doesn't have to be -3 for a 10k user to vote for deletion?

fbueckert

6:09 PM

Huh. There's nothing in the privileges that says anything about exceptions.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I know what you mean, but I was fully answering your question.

GET OFF MY BACK, GAWD

YOU'RE A BULLY

Cries

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn I'm not understanding your answer at all then. >_>

As a 10k user, I can vote to delete stuff without it having a score of -3: Y or N? (Please circle and return)

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy The score matters when deleting an answer after the 2-day delay. However, it no longer determines if you can vote to delete it, but how many votes you need to delete it.

Fluttershy

I was asking about deleting questions! That's why I am confused.

Wipqozn

answer and question are the same thing

I think

LEAVE ME ALONE

YOU'RE A BULLY PONY

OrigamiRobot

6:12 PM

Ponies are not bulls.

Monkeys aren't donkeys.

Fluttershy

I can't recall ever being able to vote to delete an answer as a 10k user...

fbueckert

Anyone else watching Attack on Titan? The latest episode was awesome.

Fluttershy

Somebody help explain this to me. Either my brain is fried from probing trucks all day, or @Wipqozn is a terrible turtle... But I am the most confused person right now.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy I meant to say question.

Not answer.

fredley

e-merl.com/stuff/duckadv.html

fbueckert

6:17 PM

@Fluttershy I would, if I had any idea how it worked.

I'm newer to 10K than you are!

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Okay. So. If it (a question) is at -3, I can vote to delete immediately upon closure. Otherwise, I must wait for 2 days. Correct?

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Only if you're 20k.

20k users can vote right away with a negative score.

Fluttershy

WHAT

Wipqozn

10kers need to wait for 2 days

After 2-days the only way the score matters if for determining the number of votes required to delete the question.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Okay. What's the -3 have to do with anything then? That's all I've been trying to find out.

Wipqozn

6:21 PM

@Fluttershy The required score for 20kers to vote to delete a question.

fbueckert

13 mins ago, by fbueckert

> Users with this reputation level can delete closed questions with a score of -3 or lower.

^ At 10K level.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn Okay. So they can vote to delete a question at -3 without it first being closed?

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy No, it needs to be clsoed.

Fluttershy

@fbueckert That must be wrong then.

@Wipqozn There's just no 2-day wait?

Wipqozn

OKay, a 20ker can delete a question if the question is closed, and either A) It has a score of -3 or lower OR B) It's 2 days old

a 10ker can delete a question if a question is closed and it's 2 days old.

Fluttershy

6:23 PM

That makes much more sense. Thank you.

If it is -3 a 20k user can vote to delete immediately upon closure. A 10k user must wait 2 days, regardless of score.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy We must test!

Fluttershy

@fbueckert I voted to delete a +8 question.

GnomeSlice

@fbueckert Do you want me to post some drivel so you can delete it?

Wipqozn

I hate this game. I'm not getting any Amber Tusks+.

It gave me TWO Amber Tusks.

IT'S TAUNTING ME

fbueckert

This question is less than two days old, with the requisite score

Wipqozn

6:25 PM

@Fluttershy Yes,the score doesn't matter after 2 days.

fbueckert

And I don't have the delete option.

GnomeSlice

@fbueckert Me neither.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert Because you're less than 20k.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn So why even bother mentioning the fact that it needs to be at -3, then?

The privileges page says nothing about a question having to be at least two days old.

Oh, wait, there it is.

Fluttershy

@fbueckert Found it!

fbueckert

6:28 PM

> You must wait for a question to be closed for 2 days before you can vote for deletion.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice You're last three messages have been directed at someone that can't see anything you're saying.

fbueckert

So what the crap is voting at -3 even for, then?

Wipqozn

@fbueckert 20k users

Grace Note

@Wipqozn I oughtta hurt you.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn You can see them.

Fluttershy

6:29 PM

@fbueckert 20k users without 2 days.

Wipqozn

We were just over this

Sterno

@fbueckert Is that still true after the Inferno nerf? Because even early on, it never felt needed until Act 1 Inferno

Wipqozn

@GraceNote How aggressive.

OrigamiRobot

Oooooooooooooo @Wipqozn got in trooooouuuuble

fbueckert

@Fluttershy Then why mention it at 10k!?

Fluttershy

6:29 PM

@GraceNote Where were you when Wipqozn was confusing the hell out of meeeeee? ;________;

fbueckert

If it doesn't affect how we can VTD, then why is it there?

Fluttershy

@fbueckert Typo, probably. Maybe.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Oh please, you would have said something if you didn't already ignore gnome over it.

fbueckert

@Sterno At MP0, no, it's not.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Truf

Grace Note

6:30 PM

@Fluttershy Probably handling issues on other sites on the network.

Wipqozn

The score determines how many votes a post needs to be deleted I think.

fbueckert

To actually progress along the Monster Power scale, though, it definitely is.

Grace Note

Which, since that's what I've been doing after writing that earlier Meta post, then it's less a probably and more a that's what I was doing.

Fluttershy

@GraceNote Clearly you need to focus all of your energy on the Bridge and nothing else! =P

Ben Brocka

Are you guys STILL arguing?

OrigamiRobot

6:31 PM

@BenBrocka No I'm not!

Ben Brocka

@OrigamiRobot ARE SO

OrigamiRobot

NUH UHN

fbueckert

@BenBrocka We're trying to figure out why the delete privilege is so wonky.

Powerlord

I'm working. They're arguing.

Wipqozn

It's not wonky.

You guys are just crazy.

Powerlord

6:32 PM

Well, sometimes working, sometimes doing SourceMod pluginy stuff.

Wipqozn

Especially @ShotgunNinja.

OrigamiRobot

I AM GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL NO ONE IS ARGUING ANYMORE

3

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Can I have your stuff?

Ronan Forman

@OrigamiRobot Doesn't work, robots don't need to breath.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn MMMF FFMMFMFMMF MMFMMMFMF

Grace Note

6:33 PM

@OrigamiRobot No you won't.

Powerlord

I even created a new PropHunt fork to add some changes dealing with new dependencies

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Fantastic! Now I'll have two WiiUs!

And a top hat.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn MFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Ben Brocka

Shadow chaos controlled to a nearby strip club

Tweeted by fanfiction_txt on September 3, 2013 at 6:33 PM

Ultimate life form

Wipqozn

Whenever I see a new blue in the chat room I get worried.

Did I miss a flag?

Mad Scientist

6:35 PM

@Wipqozn I'd be more worried about the blues that are always here, lurking, and striking when nobody expects it

Wipqozn

@MadScientist Yeah, those blues are really mad.

You could almost say that they are a...MAD SCIENTIST!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka Get on the Twitter and make a parody account for Android KitKat

And fill it with product placement

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka We weren't arguing. @Wipqozn was just doing a horrible job of explaining something. Or I was doing a horrible job of understanding. One of the two.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy It was a combination of the two.

fbueckert

@Fluttershy When in doubt, blame the turtle.

Everyone's happy that way.

Except the turtle, because it's his fault.

Wipqozn

6:37 PM

I like the attention.

It makes me feel popular.

Fluttershy

lol

@Wipqozn Fail lol

ThiefMaster

Hey, would anyone from the US be willing to trade this game (it's sold as a steam key) for either the two XCOM enemy unknown DLCs (as steam gifts) or 10$ (paypal)? In europe that game is more expensive (like always they simply replace the dollar sign with an euro sign). [to avoid being scammed, I'd highly prefer my trading partner to have high rep or a diamond somewhere in the SE network]

2

GnomeSlice

@ThiefMaster Starred so it will get seen more.

Wipqozn

@Fluttershy Literally. Hitler.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn You should make me an owner so I can remove @Fluttershy as owner.

Teamwork!

Wipqozn

6:42 PM

@OrigamiRobot I'd prefer it if you tricked @Fluttershy into making you an owner and then you removed him as an owner.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn I would have, but he's on mobile.

This is the next best thing.

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I just pinned it. I win.

VICTORY

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I would have, but I've never been a room owner in here.

So I starred it.

Also it's not a contest...

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice I think you've been a room owner before, but only for a few minutes.

@GnomeSlice Yes it is. Everything's a contest.

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn I don't think so. I think I was owner of another room temporarily.

Doesn't really matter.

OrigamiRobot

6:44 PM

@Wipqozn He was in The Friendly Barn and it burnt down.

GnomeSlice

I already know you guys don't really trust me.

@OrigamiRobot That was your doing.

Powerlord

One thing I find weird about the Sonic games... Sonic Generations is $30 on Steam. The Sonic Collection is $30 on Steam. The Sonic Collection includes Generations, as well as every other Sonic game on Steam: Sonic 1, Sonic 2, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Sonic CD, Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure DX DLC, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle DLC, Sonic Generations, Sonic Generations Casino Nights DLC, Sonic All-Stars Racing, and Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed.

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Oh right! When he gave me ownership for some reason.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn What a fool.

Wipqozn

And then I turned on all of you like I obviously was going to.

GnomeSlice

6:45 PM

@Powerlord Steam is dumb.

Powerlord

And that's just the ones I know it includes off the top of my head... I may have missed some.

OrigamiRobot

The Remnants of the Friendly Barn

Wipqozn

in The Remnants of the Friendly Barn, Dec 24 '12 at 2:22, by GnomeSlice

I assumed (incorrectly I see) that he wasn't going to be a dickface.

StrixVaria

@Powerlord Holy crap I want that Sonic Collection now.

Wipqozn

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN @GNOMESLICE? ALWAYS ASSUME THE WORST.

GnomeSlice

6:49 PM

@Wipqozn You're the worst.

Powerlord

@StrixVaria store.steampowered.com/sub/26498

StrixVaria

SONIC SPINBALL

Wipqozn

I'm surprised the room wasn't deleted by @badp.

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria I still have a copy of that for SEGA Genesis.

Powerlord

The ones I missed were... Sonic 3D Blast, Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, Sonic 4 Episode 1, Sonic 4 Episode 2, and Sonic Spinball.

GnomeSlice

6:50 PM

Well, my dad does.

I have Sonic 3D blast too.

And Sonic 1, 2, 3, Sonic and Knuckles

Powerlord

I wonder which version of Sonic 3D Blast they used... the Saturn / earlier PC version had different music.

GnomeSlice

For Genesis

@Powerlord It did? Bah, the music in the Genesis game is great.

StrixVaria

This is $30 I really shouldn't spend but it's all the good Sonic games (plus others).

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria Sonic Adventure 2 Battle <3

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria I love spinball

Wipqozn

6:51 PM

@StrixVaria Plus SEGA could really use the money .Poor SEGA.

Powerlord

@GnomeSlice The Sonic 3D Blast Saturn music was done by the guy who did Sonic CD's North American soundtrack... and Sonic R's music.

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord Eh.

Powerlord

The Sonic 3D Blast Genesis music was done by the same guy that did the Sonic & Knuckles music iirc

GnomeSlice

@Powerlord Both of those games had excellent music.

So props to That Guy.

Powerlord

Right, it was named Sonic R for the first Sonic racing game

Fluttershy

6:53 PM

@StrixVaria I feel the same way. Only it's usually about any sum of money. Like this snack cake I am eating. Probably 50 cents I shouldn't have spent.

Powerlord

I actually have the PC versions of Sonic CD (the original release, not the 2011 release), Sonic R, and Sonic 3D Blast on CD somewhere.

Well, 3 CDs... one per game.

FAE

@Fluttershy This is because you are horrible at budgeting.

Powerlord

Also, meeting in 5 minutes. I should find my pillow.

Ben Brocka

@Powerlord the original version was garbage. No frame cap so if your PC is too fast it'll happily play at 300 FPS

I did, briefly, have a PC just crappy enough, but not too crappy, to play it though

Fluttershy

@FAE I'm getting better!