The Bridge

Stizzle84

4:00 AM

No kt is not i type fast on my phone

spugsley

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NEW HAIRS

Stizzle84

Is that u

spugsley

and an all teeth smile, which is ONLY for you guys. I NEVER smile with my teeths

@Stizzle84 yupyup

Stizzle84

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David M

I was just explaining SE to my nurse anesthetist.

Stizzle84

4:02 AM

?????????????

David M

She's actually just dorky enough to seem intrigued rather than mortified.

Stizzle84

Fjidudieidjdhdhdheudhciujndd

Random letters

David M

@spugsley I usually smile with my < insert offensive body part here >

Garan

I often explain SE to people I know: "Oh, I know the perfect place to ask this question, there's this website where you can post questions and..."
And then the not-so-techminnded teachers don't get it.

user15026

@spugsley flaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil

spugsley

4:07 AM

@AshleyNunn :D It's hard to see how red it is bc the house light isn't great. But it's pretty damn red :F

Garan

So now that I've spent the entire night playing Banished, how screwed am I for the rest of the day?

user15026

@spugsley It's amazing.

Mana

@GnomeSlice I like to think of myself as the man behind the man

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Does your shirt really say OBEY

David M

@Garan That depends entirely on context.

spugsley

4:07 AM

@AshleyNunn :D I love it. Makes me nostalgic for when I was a red headed little girl

GnomeSlice

@Mana with a plan

David M

If you're an air-traffic controller. Screwed.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice yup yup. It's a clothing company

user15026

@spugsley It looks super good.

David M

A mattress salesman, not so much.

GnomeSlice

4:07 AM

Garan

@DavidM Student in a gap-year program? I'll probably manage, though I think I'll crash around the time we go volunteer at a local farm

Tim Stone

@spugsley It's on your head! :O

@Mana The man or The Man?

GnomeSlice

@spugsley I looked at your face first, promise

David M

@Garan I'm not familiar with a gap-year program. Please elaborate.

spugsley

@TimStone I dyed mah hairs

@GnomeSlice lol idc

Tim Stone

4:09 AM

@spugsley I see, cool beans :3

Garan

@DavidM Basically, between highschool and college, do a one-year program that is a break from tests and the like.

LessPop_MoreFizz

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David M

@Garan Yes. You'll likely survive.

user20683

@spugsley I will reiterate my earlier claims. You. Are. Gorgeous.

spugsley

@WorldEngineer <333333333

David M

4:10 AM

@Garan Until you mentioned the farm, I thought it was some sort of management training course for the GAP.

Garan

@DavidM Fortunately, tonight starts the weekend.

I should probably go change my shirt so people think I went to sleep.

But then again, my roommates might notice me walking in.

StrixVaria

Tim Stone

Today we remember Rosa Parks’ bold stand and her role in ending racism. http://t.co/uxIj1QmtkU

Tweeted by GOP on December 1, 2013 at 2:58 PM

Oh wait.

Garan

It's ok, guys! I killed racism!

user20683

@StrixVaria That gif's annoying.

user20683

4:14 AM

The motion of it

LessPop_MoreFizz

Apropos though.

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz Opie and Anthony did a similar bit involving hailing taxis in NYC

Braiam

@WorldEngineer lets fix that...

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David M

Sorry for the racist epithet on the top.

Mana

I'm surprised chat doesn't have an option for hiding gifs/images/videos

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like individually using an arrow

Garan

4:16 AM

It's ok, I'm Jewish and I don't find the word "Nazi" offensive.

David M

I'm Jewish, too.

As is @LessPop_MoreFizz

user15026

@StrixVaria It annoys me that they cut off the word

GnomeSlice

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David M

Sorry for outing you, bro ...

StrixVaria

@AshleyNunn Pretty sure he was done screaming it at that point.

Garan

4:16 AM

Ah, cool! Religious or no?

David M

@Garan Shit no!

Garan

Well, that was a rather extreme response.

user15026

@Garan Coulda been worse :P

Garan

True.

StrixVaria

Sleep is the worst.

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OrigamiRobot

4:19 AM

Who is this @Garan guy and why does he look like @John?

I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT!

David M

@Garan I'm an extreme sort of guy!

Garan

@OrigamiRobot I am me and he is he and we are all in The Bridge.

David M

@Garan I am the Walrus.

spugsley

OKAY ONE MORE THIS ONE IS BETTER

you can see the red better

Garan

More of an auburn in my opinion.

user15026

4:21 AM

@spugsley Daaaang.

user20683

@spugsley meep O_O

Tim Stone

@spugsley YOUR SHIRT CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

user15026

@WorldEngineer I second this motion

Tim Stone

It's not my dad!

user20683

@TimStone Then I will make you do things on its behalf.

Garan

4:21 AM

@TimStone My dad's not a phone!

spugsley

@TimStone OBEY

Tim Stone

I'm a dad, does that make me my own boss? I hope so.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn :DDDDDDDDDD

user15026

@TimStone What if you are the first tshirt human hybrid and they just never told you

Tim Stone

D:

Garan

4:22 AM

@AshleyNunn Dun dun dunnnnn!

spugsley

@WorldEngineer :3

Mana

it seems you've met with a terrible fate @TimStone

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Garan

It's ok, here: youtube.com/watch?v=XDX4ZwUeOok

David M

@spugsley The disaffected look is what really makes that one.

spugsley

@DavidM see? told my teeth smile was awful

David M

4:24 AM

@spugsley Nah

Garan

But teeth are cool! They let you chew stuff.

spugsley

@Garan mine are ugly

OrigamiRobot

Dear Banished players, Livestock is awesome. That is all.

spugsley

always have been

David M

@Garan They don't let you! You MAKE them!

Garan

4:24 AM

@OrigamiRobot They take forever to start though.

user15026

@spugsley Not truuuuuuuuuuuue

David M

Let your teeth know who's boss!

OrigamiRobot

@Garan Yes, but when they get going, man do they go.

Garan

@DavidM They give you the ability to do so.

David M

@Garan My teeth know what's what!

OrigamiRobot

4:25 AM

My sheep are giving me 1600 food per season and only use 2 workers.

Garan

@OrigamiRobot I find it funny though that you can start a whole line with just one of an animal.

spugsley

ALSO MY SHOW IS TOMORROW

Garan

@OrigamiRobot Daaaamn. Nice.

OrigamiRobot

@Garan Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't worry about that.

Garan

@OrigamiRobot It's like "Did I buy a pregnant one? And is it now mating with its mother?"

OrigamiRobot

4:26 AM

47 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

@Garan Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't worry about that.

user15026

@spugsley AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

user15026

My interview is also tomorroqw

user15026

TOMORROW IS EXCITING

spugsley

@AshleyNunn YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Garan

Well, apparently Ragnarok is on Saturday, so don't get your hopes up.

Mana

4:27 AM

we we we we so excited

we so excited

we're gonna have a party today

Garan

Well, my alarm telling me to wake up just went off.

Fun.

spugsley

OH OH OH who wants to hear a funny story!

Garan

raises hand

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugs did you sell your ticket quota?

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz yup!

ok so after I got my hair done I went to my moms house to show her

needless to say she fucking hated it

Garan

4:32 AM

Why? It looks neat!

spugsley

but the best part is that eventually her whining led to the most interesting place in which her problem was....wait for it....

dying my hair is somehow all Obama's fault

Garan

Bwat?

user15026

@spugsley How does her mind even

Trent Hawkins

@spugsley ... wat.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn it is a berating that I will remember for a LONG time. It was magical and hilarious

Garan

4:33 AM

And I though MY speaking leaves out connections my brain makes!

spugsley

@Garan she is just like that

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley well, the Kenyan Muslim hair dye conspiracy is well established.

They were responsible for Benghazi after all.

user15026

@spugsley She sounds like a true and special lady

spugsley

I'm pretty sure she was saying that I was a democrat hippy in a really roundabout way

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also the 9/11 cover up. Not 9/11 itself mind you.

Also red hair = red scare; socialism is coming for your daughters.

Garan

4:34 AM

It's rather funny when people tell me "You should cut your hair" and my response is "Why?" And then they can't come up with a good reason why I can't have long hair.

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz thank you for making sense of this for me because I was really lost

LessPop_MoreFizz

@garan isn't the fact that Pavement said to do it reason enough?

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Garan

@spugsley THAT's what made it all come together?

spugsley

@Garan yup. It's all perfectly clear now lol

David M

@Garan You should cut your hair so it takes less time to keep it clean.

There I've said it. Phew, I couldn't wait to get that off my chest!

Garan

4:36 AM

@DavidM But there are few things as cool to feel as freshly washed, freshly brushed hair.

David M

@Garan I didn't say shave your head.

Garan

@DavidM And it really doesn't take that long.

David M

@Garan And, I must say, you're still young my lad. Wait until you've felt a few other things . . .

Garan

@DavidM Nah, that's a year from now.

spugsley

@Garan Are you a guy? If so, I love guys with long hair so keep it long!

user15026

4:37 AM

@Garan fffff I love having my hair touched

Garan

@spugsley Yes, I am a guy. That's why every keeps telling me to cut it.

GnomeSlice

oof

not gonna onebox that

Garan

That was... weird.

David M

:13872575 And the winner for most annoying GIF EVER!

Frank

I am home from dancing!

David M

4:39 AM

I am at work!

Garan

I am sitting in the computer room of a school!

David M

Oh, I thought we were declaring our positions.

spugsley

I AM SITTING IN A CHAIR

user15026

@Garan nah, dudes with long hair are yay

Garan

I am human! At least, that's what I try to tell everyone.

LessPop_MoreFizz

4:39 AM

@david pffft. You should've been around in the days when I was getting suspended on a weekly basis for posting the spinning Bachman-Santorum corn dog gif.

user15026

I AM BEING ANXIOUS AT MY DESK

David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz I would like to see that!

Garan

@AshleyNunn The weirdest thing is that it's even recommended by religion.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I think I am happy I don't remember that.

David M

You're a mod now, feel free.

user15026

4:40 AM

It's true, no one can suspend you now!

user15026

I am a girl person with shortish hair because I look silly with long hair

Garan

Do what you want 'cause a mod is free, you arrr a mod!

David M

OMG speaking of mods. I rejected an edit today where someone said they corrected spelling on one of agent86's posts. And, all they did was delete an emoticon!!!! FTW!

user15026

@DavidM I saw that one :P

David M

@AshleyNunn Did you like my custom reason?

Garan

4:42 AM

@DavidM Thus the powers of the mod are put to use in the most important of situations!

David M

@Garan I'm no mod.

I serve merely as the ship's doctor here on the Bridge.

Garan

@DavidM Thus the powers of the edit are put to use in the most important of situations!

@DavidM What does that make everyone else?

David M

@Garan I have not a clue.

Garan

Also, isn't the doctor usually in Sickbay?

user15026

@DavidM It was lovely

user15026

4:44 AM

@DavidM And you do good work.

David M

@AshleyNunn I get eloquent when people annoy me.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, yes I remember this

user15026

bans

Garan

DAFUK?!

LessPop_MoreFizz

(It took a long time because I had trouble finding it.)

user20683

4:44 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz OLD

LessPop_MoreFizz

Yes it's old. IT WAS REQUESTED.

Frank

I'm debating whether to go to bed now, or play some FF14 for a bit, first.

user15026

I hope my brain forgets it again.

David M

@Frank What do you have to do tomorrow?

Garan

Same thing he does every night, pinky!

LessPop_MoreFizz

4:45 AM

Hopefully @david saw it before it was so cruelly and unjustly deleted.

Frank

@DavidM Some freelance work, shovel snow, do dishes, probably laundry.

user15026

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

LessPop_MoreFizz

Since he asked for it in the first place.

spugsley

PINKY AND THE BRAIN PINKY AND THE BRAIN

David M

@Frank Yeah. Play.

spugsley

4:46 AM

ONE IS A GENIUSSSSSSS

Garan

@Frank Oh, right! You guys have SNOW!

David M

@Garan Narf

spugsley

THE OTHER INSANEEE

Frank

@Garan No, NC has snow. We have mother nature attempting to bury us in it.

David M

How come people remember this but NEVER GET ANY OF MY OTHER ANIMANIACS REFERENCES!

Garan

4:46 AM

@DavidM It got its own show at one point.

Frank

GAAAAAAAH! FF14 is down for maintenance!

Garan

I get the other ones too.

David M

@Garan Short lived.

Garan

But awesome.

David M

Actually I liked the Warners the best.

LessPop_MoreFizz

4:47 AM

@DavidM hello nurse?

Garan

Dammit, I'm downwind from the dairy farms again.

Trent Hawkins

@DavidM To answer this question, we should turn to the Wheel of Morality.

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David M

@LessPop_MoreFizz I think we've found our special friend.

Garan

Good night, everybody!

David M

Good night Garan

Enjoy your externship at the GAP

LessPop_MoreFizz

4:48 AM

Good feathers was best animaniacs sub-cartoon. End of discussion.

David M

Or whatever it was.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn If you're interested in that Gold Rushy city game I linked you to earlier, IGS is streaming it right now twitch.tv/indiegamestand

Garan

Not actually good night yet. It's from the show.

David M

@Garan Ah yes.

Garan

I've got a good 10 minutes before I have to do anything today.

It wasn't until I rewatched it that I noticed it.

user15026

4:49 AM

Alright, going to call it a night before I sleep through my interview tomorrow

David M

@AshleyNunn Oooh, where at?

Frank

@AshleyNunn Interview? Good luck!

Garan

Good luck!

user15026

@DavidM pool and spa place, doing customer service stuff

Garan

@AshleyNunn Do you get employee privaleges?

David M

4:50 AM

@AshleyNunn Nice! Good luck! Tell them to call us if you need a reference!

user15026

Oh yes,please, call my chaotic internet friends. They will tell you I am wonderful....or something

Garan

@DavidM I can see how well that could go over. "Go ask these random dudes on the internet."

David M

At least I'm Chaotic Good

Garan

@DavidM I'm Neutral Hungry.

Frank

I'm just Chaotic Grumpy.

David M

4:51 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz is Chaotic Evil

Unionhawk

@Frank *Lawful grumpy

Garan

Actually, we're all probably True Neutral.

user15026

I'm chaotic sleepy

David M

@Frank The pic of you with the beard . . . I agree!

Frank

@Unionhawk Or that. Don't care. I'm grumpy!

David M

4:52 AM

I used to think I was grumpy, then I met @Frank

Garan

@DavidM I used to think I was grumpy like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Remember when those were popular?

Unionhawk

My behavior on The Bridge is probably closest to Chaotic Neutral.

David M

@Garan I have no response to that ...

Garan

@DavidM What do you call that, then?

David M

@Garan I don't actually know what you are talking about.

Hence

1 min ago, by David M

@Garan I have no response to that ...

Garan

4:55 AM

@DavidM Your response was "I have no response to that..."

Unionhawk

@DavidM It's a really overused Skyrim reference from whenever that game came out </lazy>

Garan

LET ME BE PEDANTIC, OK?

David M

@Garan Ah, I see we're gong to get into a pedantic battle of circular logic here.

Garan

I'm right because I'm always right!

David M

Lemme sharpen up my +1 pedantry sword

Garan

4:57 AM

Only +1? Noob.

David M

It's all I need.

Unionhawk

One of the guard voice lines is "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee" - which spawned too many jokes of the form "I used to <X> but then I took an arrow to the knee"...... etc etc internet downward spiral.

Garan

@DavidM See, I'm using a +6 one plus having 20 levels of Pedantic Wizard. The only Tier 0 class.

David M

@Unionhawk OIC

@Garan I'm the freaking Grand Master of Flowers of Pedantry.

Now there's an obscure AD&D reference for anyone who knows it.

user15026

@DavidM makes you a daisy chain (OUT OF FLOWERS) and crowns you

Garan

4:59 AM

Any way, got to go. Either I shall return or I shall sleep. Or I shall play more Banished. Or actually attend something in my program. Either way, it'll be fun.

user20683

@DavidM Almost Talmudic levels of obscurity.

David M

@WorldEngineer Quite so, quite so.

Do you remember the reference?

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