The Bridge

FEichinger

12:01 AM

@Fredy31 Well, last I checked they got stuck in the forest.

Unionhawk

@Fredy31 The first step is admitting it

Fredy31

I think they are back in the mase

maze

the music seems to be the same than last night

FEichinger

OHMYGOD THEY'RE IN THE LIFT.

Wait, are they?

I think they are.

Fredy31

never played red, so i dont know how much they progressed

Unionhawk

QUICK SPAM START9 TO MAKE THEM ANGRY

FEichinger

12:06 AM

Yes, they're in the lift!

Yuki

FEichinger

But it's still democracy mode.

Fredy31

lol

FEichinger

Much boring.

Fredy31

the cycles of democracy should be faster

I was thinking that twitch plays pokemon would be event more awesome if it was combined with salty bets

2chats, every chat control a fighter, and then you try to make a fighter win with inputs

and bet on those fights

the trolls would be crazy :p

Fluttershy

12:09 AM

FEichinger

@Fluttershy THE FLOOR IS LAVA.

Yuki

@FEichinger Considering it's a cat, you could just say the floor is water.

It'd be much cheaper to haul in than lava.

FEichinger

@Yuki Oh, you and your logic!

Fredy31

lol anarchy to democracy: a day; democracy to anarchy its been 5 minutes, already halfway there

FEichinger

No, they're switching every few minutes.

Because most of them focus more on changing that stupid mode, than actually playing the game.

Wipqozn

12:15 AM

Year 14. Things are going well so far on my second town.

FEichinger

I tab out far too often ... Year 6.

Yuki

Huh. There's another Business Baby meme.

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: why is asking about video game meanings off topic

What is the Optimism For an Improvement in The John Situation? Why is this off topic? Its a video game tribute album. If I asked about the song "Ferdinand Wanders Out For a Late Night Haircut (Pettington Park)" or Scurvy Scallywags, this would be on topic? If he had instead titled this song "The...

discussion

user15026

@SepiaLazers That title is misleading.

StrixVaria

@AshleyNunn Welcome to this user.

I remember him from the beta.

Imagine if I made a new game where only ONE copy is made and that copy is played by Twitch. In this game we all make a world together.

Tweeted by PeterMolydeux on February 19, 2014 at 12:19 AM

Fluttershy

12:22 AM

@SepiaLazers Because it is about music, and not video games. Hell, the person asking doesn't even know if it's about video games. They just know it is a song. o_O

kalina

night all

FAE

@kalina nini

StrixVaria

The instant this battle went from democracy to anarchy, Oddish stopped winning.

That is why anarchy is so important.

Yuki

@StrixVaria ... So Twitch Plays Godus?

Apparently, Army of Darkness was released in Japan titled as Captain Supermarket.

Lazers

0

Q: Do all the Prices of Eden do the same thing?

In 16's files in Assassin's Creed 2 it identifies 4 different types of Pieces of Eden Apple - More commonly seen though the series Shroud - Shroud of Turin Staff - Seen in Assassin's Creed 2 and is apparently the Papal Staff Sword - The sword which Jeanne d'Arc used also in Assassin's Creed 1...

assassins-creed-series

user15026

12:30 AM

@SepiaLazers There. I wrote some words

Yuki

I'm not sure if South Korea's cheap Interwebs is due to the Starcraft scene or the Starcraft scene is due to South Korea's cheap Blagosphere.

Lazers

0

Q: Why was Jeanne d'Arc killed?

In 16's files in Assassin's Creed 2 it indicates that Jeanne d'Arc was killed because she had the Price of Eden: Sword. I am unsure if the Templars knew that Jeanne d'Arc had a Peice of Eden so I am wondering, did the Templars manipulate events to see her killed for the sole purpose of getting ...

assassins-creed-series

0

Q: Does the binary mean anything?

In the puzzles of 16's files where you need to scan an image, sometimes there are hidden areas which have in binary. Do these have any secret meaning like with the Moon Landing images the US flag is the Abstergo insignia and the banner is the Templar one?

assassins-creed-2

Ben Brocka

@Yuki Oh hey it spread to Canada

FEichinger

Sounds about right.

Ben Brocka

Didn't they use democracy to get the helix fossil out though?

FEichinger

12:37 AM

I have no idea anymore. They're messing with so many things ...

Ben Brocka

I hope tyhey're done with it. Is this giovani?

hm can't be

FEichinger

Nope.

That's one of the thugs at the door, isn't it?

Yes, Red, use the lift key!

See, this is why Anarchy is fun :P

Do you have something against TEAM ROCKET?
Do you have something against TEAM ROCKET?
Do you have something against TEAM ROCKET?

Lazers

0

Q: Do "those who came before" transcend time?

In the Assassin's Creed 2 games (particular the first and last ones), when "those who came before" speak it's implied that they are talking to Desmond rather Ezio. Since Desmond is using the Animas to relive Ezio's memories he can't actually change the past, this being said how did "those who ca...

assassins-creed-series

Raven Dreamer

Steam down for everyone? Or just me?

Ben Brocka

it's down

prob maintenance

Wipqozn

12:42 AM

@RavenDreamer Down for me too.

Are you sitll planning to buy Banished @RavenDreamer?

FEichinger

steamstat.us

Unionhawk

Down.

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka But how do I Ikaruga!?!?!

Coronus

> The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later.

Raven Dreamer

@Wipqozn I am planning on buying Ikaruga!

FEichinger

12:43 AM

They're completely down.

Wipqozn

@RavenDreamer Another solid chocie!

Ben Brocka

yeah I need to claim my bundle and buy ikaruga

anyone got Strider yet? Was thinking of it on PS4

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka That was made by the company my cousin is being interviewed with.

This is a very weird day for my Cousin.

(He was also the guy who got hired to replace the guy who quit to create Banished)

Fredy31

ITS TIME TO BATTLE GIOVANNIE!

AFTER A DAY OF SPINNING AROUND

StrixVaria

TM07 GO

Ben Brocka

12:45 AM

Oh there's a PC version of the new Strider. Hmmm...

Unionhawk

FINE I'LL GO BACK TO WATCHING THAT TRAINWRECK

Ben Brocka

The Square family just got bigger

StrixVaria

If Onix is unaffected by Whirlwind, doesn't that mean it's Giovanni's last Pokemon?

Fredy31

lol pigeot level 45. the farm is real

Ben Brocka

Wow Twitter really butchers these

Raven Dreamer

12:46 AM

@StrixVaria Yes?

StrixVaria

I must have missed Kangaskhan and Rhyhorn/Rhydon then.

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka Polygon gave it an 8.5. I'm pretty excited about it.

Ben Brocka

that rock throw miss!

Unionhawk

Wow dat sand attack

Ben Brocka

oh damn

StrixVaria

12:47 AM

Nope, they're both still alive.

Fredy31

they are spamming quick attack

StrixVaria

I wonder why whirlwind failed then...

No PP left for Sand Attack. We're doomed. CC @OrigamiRobot

Fredy31

no more sand attack yes

Unionhawk

> Whirlwind can be used to automatically end wild Pokémon battles and has normal priority. Even if a wild Pokémon uses the move, the battle will end. However, it has no effect in a Trainer battle. Also, its accuracy is 85%.

user15026

@BenBrocka so cute

Unionhawk

12:47 AM

Generation 1 mechanics

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria :(

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Oh weird.

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy can't decide on PC or PS4 now. I guess I don't gain much (other than backwards compatibility) on PC though, and remote play would be nice

Fredy31

and were back in tems

Ben Brocka

Also I don't have a PS4 pad dedicated to the PC yet

steam is back

Fredy31

12:48 AM

LOOK I GOT THE LIFT KEY

Raven Dreamer

@BenBrocka You raised my hopes, then dashed them quite expertly, sir.

Fredy31

110K viewers, thats just... dumb

Drowzee doing work

2 shotted

@BenBrocka ish

12:50 AM

@RavenDreamer oh, it is for me

Unionhawk

Store is back, AND I'M ONLINE

Ben Brocka

hrm key redeeming still down

StrixVaria

ANYTHING BUT WHIRLWIND

Ben Brocka

StrixVaria

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ben Brocka

12:51 AM

dammit whirlwind

ONE HP

nooooooooooooo

no :(

CC @BenBrocka

wait did they just whiteout

god fucking damnit

Yuki

12:52 AM

> This entire stream (TwitchPlaysPokemon) is a perfect representation of why video game difficulty has become a joke over the past decade.

Grace Note

@Fredy31 Yeah

They blew it right at the end.

Unionhawk

Weeeeelp

spugsley

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys

tell me to go do artist work

Fredy31

@Yuki Yes and no. As we were saying yesterday, its just that pokemon doesnt have any real game over screen

spugsley

I need to mat my prints

Fredy31

12:53 AM

which keeps it going

user15026

@spugsley Do artist work.

Yuki

@Fredy31 It was a comment I found on a thread about the implementation of democracy.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn OH HI YOU

GUESS WHAT I'M DOING TOMORROW

Yuki

Doesn't have anything to do with the actual difficulty of Pokemon.

Fredy31

I disagree with that comment.

Tim Stone

12:54 AM

@spugsley Go play Banished

user15026

@spugsley Tell me

Fredy31

It just prooves that well by doing random stuff, one day the probabilities will make you pass

Fluttershy

@spugsley Did you sell all of your tickets yet?

RedRiderX

Getting insurance for a new car is always so fun.

Ben Brocka

oh neat humble goes to your library now

Fredy31

12:54 AM

and still they are "directed" probabilities

spugsley

@Fluttershy yes :D

Yuki

It was more of the "oh people are complaining about being stuck (things being hard) so let's implement something (democracy) to make it easier for them".

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I'M DYING MY HAIRS RED

Fredy31

look at how RNG goes nowhere but TPP does stuff every once in a while

Yuki

At least that's what I got out of that comment.

user15026

12:55 AM

@spugsley OOOOH PRETTTTTTYYYYYYY

Fredy31

Maybe

Grace Note

@Fredy31 It's guided randomness.

spugsley

THIS COLOR RED

Yuki

@Fredy31 That's... not the point the comment is trying to make, I think.

spugsley

THAT COLOR

Fredy31

12:55 AM

Thanks for the vocabulary fix

user15026

@spugsley OMG YES

user15026

I cant even deal

user15026

:D

spugsley

I AM SO EXCITED

Ben Brocka

@Yuki Pokemon is perfect not so much because of the difficulty but because of turn based + ability to grind + almost no fail state

RedRiderX

12:55 AM

> Will any of the described automobiles be used to carry explosives or radioactive material?

Grace Note

@Fredy31 Didn't catch you saying "directed" probabilities which is equally accurate to say

RedRiderX

So tempting...

Yuki

@spugsley I'm guessing you want her to be MJW now instead of Gwen Stacy?

Ben Brocka

@RedRiderX y--no...

Grace Note

@BenBrocka And yet the RNG run ran into one.

spugsley

12:56 AM

@Yuki ugh I hated that she went blonde. So sad.

user20683

@spugsley Ridiculous beautiful much? Yes. Yes you are.

Fredy31

yeah, wasn't sure of what i was saying

spugsley

@WorldEngineer :D

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote quite spectacularly. One I hadn't even thought of actually

Fredy31

french being my first language sometimes I'm missing a few words in english

Raven Dreamer

12:56 AM

@GraceNote hm?

Yuki

@GraceNote What did they do?

Released everything except L7 Magikarp?

Unionhawk

@Yuki That

Yuki

That's... not technically a fail state.

Ben Brocka

yes, while needing cut, and having no money or pokeballs

StrixVaria

It is a fail state if you also don't have money.

Magikarp cannot kill things until level 15.

Ullallulloo

12:57 AM

@StrixVaria struggle

RedRiderX

> Have you ever committed insurance fraud? y or n

StrixVaria

At which point he can maybe farm up on level 2 Rattata.

Ben Brocka

Yeah, it would need to splash 40 times to be able to struggle, and you'd need items for that probably. Or to fight and run against magikarp

StrixVaria

@Ullallulloo I think you'd still have to set it up somehow.

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote Wait, you imply the existence of a pokemon run composed entirely of RNG inputs?

StrixVaria

12:58 AM

You can't splash 40 times and still be alive against wild pokemon trying to damage you.

spugsley

ok time to art

Ben Brocka

@RavenDreamer twitch.tv/rngplayspokemon

RedRiderX

> Give details on all your previous convictions:

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer There was one, yes. I think they're moving to Gen 2

Ben Brocka

they've given up at least twice now

moved on to gen 2

Yuki

12:58 AM

"Fail state" implies 100% assurance that you cannot progress. L7 Magikarp just means extremely unlikely.

Ullallulloo

@StrixVaria If they have the old rod, you could fight another Magikarp.

Yuki

A fail state would be like releasing all Pokemon capable of Surf and/or Fly when you're on Cinnabar.

StrixVaria

@Ullallulloo I don't know if RNG plays pokemon has enough infinities of time to accidentally do that enough times to get to level 15 and learn tackle.

Ben Brocka

@Yuki For an RNG it's effectively the same

It's more like a RAM corruption would spontaneously complete the game than RNG would win in that state. And it's pretty unlikely to begin with.

And if it were corrupted it's much more likely it'd just freeze

Ullallulloo

Ben Brocka

1:01 AM

NOOO MORE COUPONS

StrixVaria

@Ullallulloo I have two of those.

RedRiderX

> Please mark credit card option below.

Ben Brocka

I have one and 75% off rise of the triad

StrixVaria

Giving away two "Broken Age" discount coupons to anyone who wants them (and who I'm willing to be Steam friends with).

RedRiderX

> be advised that all provided credit card options may not be available.

MBraedley

1:02 AM

@Wipqozn did you see anything else about Space Engineers and the developer?

RedRiderX

THEN WHY DID YOU PUT IT ON THE FORM?!

Wipqozn

@MBraedley No, just the miner wars drama.

MBraedley

@Wipqozn so I'm safe to buy it?

Wipqozn

@MBraedley Probably, yeah. I'm personally going to hold off since it's still very early alpha from what I understand.

MBraedley

@Wipqozn but tradition says the price will increase

Wipqozn

1:05 AM

@MBraedley True

MBraedley

And it's on sale

Wipqozn

How much is it anyways? $10?

MBraedley

That's the sale price

Lazers

-1

Q: world of Warcraft money/work

hey I want to know more about money on world of Warcraft. for ex: what are the difforent types of money, how can I get more, and is it easy to get. thank you for looking any help/answer whould be much appriciated thanks!

world-of-warcraft

FEichinger

@StrixVaria ... I have four of those.

MBraedley

1:10 AM

SethBling's title for episode 3 of UHC is "Creepers gonna creep". That sounds like it won't end well.

user15026

@Lazers Different types of money?

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn wowwiki.com/Currency

Raven Dreamer

Final

... I have no idea why that was in my textbox.

Oh. It was going to be "Finally".

As in, "Finally, back on steam."

Wipqozn

@RavenDreamer buy Banished (cc @OrigamiRobot for peer pressure)

user20683

@Yuki

user20683

1:14 AM

►

user15026

@FEichinger Ah. Well then.

Raven Dreamer

@Wipqozn I am buying Ikaruga!

FEichinger

Year 11 - First death by old age. Yay.

Wipqozn

I have sheep now! yaay

@RavenDreamer Buy both.

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote will think less of me as long as I have never played it.

(And probably other people, who I don't know as dedicated SHMUP fans)

Yuki

1:16 AM

@WorldEngineer Yes, Alan Menken is a boss.

MBraedley

Anyone want to go in on a space engineers 4-pack?

FEichinger

@RavenDreamer Buy Banished.

user15026

@WorldEngineer I want to see this like so much aaaaaa

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer I'd only think less of you if you self-identified as a major shmup player.

If you just classify yourself as a "major gamer" who plays all sorts of everythings, including shmups, then I have no reason to think less of you.

user20683

►

Raven Dreamer

1:17 AM

@GraceNote I have a friend for that. He has all of those translated japanese games.

Lazers

0

Q: What BF4 shortcuts have been released?

What shortcuts have been released? I'm going to be mad if I missed one but I just got the handgun shortcut today off of Origin. I'm a premium player.

pc battlefield-4 origin battlelog battlefield-premium

Raven Dreamer

Last I spoke to him, he was playing some SHMUP where he was trying to save Spring, but he fought with a ghost girl and got the bad ending because he had to continue.

@GraceNote Well, that's a relief!

Grace Note

@RavenDreamer Perfect Cherry Blossom

Also shame on him for continuing.

Raven Dreamer

Yeah, that's the one. (I knew Cherry Blossoms were involved, somehow)

Yuki

@WorldEngineer Ugh, I wish I had the money to see it. I really wanna see how they pull off "Friend Like Me".

user20683

1:19 AM

@Yuki buy on video later

Ben Brocka

I still need to finish Broken Age

I'm not sure how I feel on the vastly simplified adventure game format

Yuki

@WorldEngineer Still have the problem of needing money.

Ben Brocka

Presentation is great though

user20683

though I suspect they will make Frozen into something Broadway later

Yuki

@WorldEngineer Oh, that is pretty much 100% confirmed.

Just... without the actual confirmation.

user15026

1:22 AM

I wish i lived somewhere where theatre stuff I liked actually came to

Ben Brocka

Steam randomly updated all my Half Life games with 0 bytes. Half Life 0 confirmed

Unionhawk

I HATE PLATFORMING

Yuki

Oh gosh, I found a webcomic.

This is not good.

It's called "JL8". Basically, the Justice League if they were 8 year olds.

FEichinger

Gargh, my town has no children. Why aren't you reproducing, people?!

Yuki

@FEichinger Thanks, Obama.

Unionhawk

1:25 AM

@FEichinger Maybe your town is full of people who hate children?

Yuki

@Unionhawk So @FEichinger lives in Spugsville?

FEichinger

@Unionhawk ... What have you done to my town, @spugs?!

user15026

@yuki kayla-downtherabbithole.tumblr.com/post/77124263516/yamino-x

MBraedley

@FEichinger maybe you poisoned them all and they're infertile.

spugsley

@FEichinger CORRUPTION

Unionhawk

1:26 AM

In other news, I HATE PLATFORMERS

Yuki

@AshleyNunn How am I supposed to read this? Just left-to-right?

Column 1 then column 2?

I hate gif comics because of this.

user15026

@Yuki Left to right

FEichinger

@spugsley You're the worst!

spugsley

Just matted my 11x14's. They look so fancy in their frames :D

@FEichinger I think you have me mistaken for @Wipqozn

FEichinger

Seriously, though, 33/0/0 is kinda frustrating.

Yuki

1:28 AM

@AshleyNunn I'm... not sure I can follow this dialogue.

user15026

Click on the first image, then keep clicking on the images as you finish and you wil get them all in the right order

Wipqozn

@FEichinger Do you have enough homes?

People will only reproduce if there is space.

FEichinger

@Wipqozn By far.

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Yeah, sorta understand it now. I hate gif comics though.

Unionhawk

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN SPEEDRUN THIS GAME

Lazers

1:30 AM

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Q: Clash Of Clans Dark Elixir "Glitch" (not really)

Alright guys, so I'm a town hall level 5 and I've been raiding a lot. So i come along a bast with 120k resources each (thats a lot for Town hall 5) so i get 100% then i notice i got 200 dark elixir, them im like, Okay i got 200 dark elixir with no storage. So my question is where does it go? when...

@Unionhawk Spelunky?

@spugsley Meat Boy.

@Unionhawk Oh that game is crazy hard

Unionhawk

Yep.

AND PEOPLE RUN 106%

(all levels A+, all characters, all warp zones, all dark world A+)

THAT IS A THING PEOPLE DO

Yuki

Brant

1:32 AM

okay what I have ANOTHER copy of portal in my Steam inventory now

Yuki

Apparently, Clark likes Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in this comic.

That's nice.

FEichinger

Oh, look, I'm getting KitKat on the tablet.

Yuki

Okay, JL8 is like the cutest adaptation of the Justice League ever.

Apparently, the Green Lantern Corps are like the Boy Scouts in this comic.

Fredy31

@Unionhawk They also do it in 2 hours

FAE

@Yuki I think @OrigamiRobot reads this as well

Fredy31

1:40 AM

that game made me want to throw controllers

and I never finished it

Unionhawk

@Fredy31 The fact that SMB 106% is a thing that is done baffles me (but I have watched it)

Lazers

0

Q: Minecraft Groupmanager permissions not working

I am trying to do away with OP on my server. To achieve this I am trying to use permissions with Group Manager (from essentials). I have an issue where I am trying to restrict only the ban, op, deop, stop, reload, whitelist and certain group manager commands. I have deoped myself and removed my...

minecraft pc mods minecraft-bukkit minecraft-server

Fluttershy

I have 3 coupons for 25% off of Broken Age if anyone's interested!

MBraedley

What? Zisteau and Vechs didn't go after Guude and Etho? What an anti-climatic start to the episode.

spugsley

UGH writing an artist statement is hard :(

can it just say "I make art"

Unionhawk

1:46 AM

@MBraedley What episode?

MBraedley

@Unionhawk 3. I know, I'm a little behind

Unionhawk

A tad.

MBraedley

Olympics hampered me catching up on the weekend

Fredy31

@Fluttershy hmm that 25% off broken age is interesting

MBraedley

My watch later queue was already in the 70s or 80s when the Olympics started.

Unionhawk

1:51 AM

Yeah, that reminds me, I still haven't gotten that cable login. I should really do that considering I have a meeting during like, all of NBC primetime tonight. Though I guess I could stay up for the pacific rebroadcast... tempting.

MBraedley

Find some free Canadian proxy

Fredy31

hola unblocker

Unionhawk

I've tried, and I think I concluded that funneling my already-bad internet through canada is... less than ideal.

MBraedley

I'd offer you my VPN details, but those are private. And I'll be running torrents and other stuff throughout the day.

Raven Dreamer

@GraceNote So, first thoughts on Ikaruga; "Gorram, I suck at Ikaruga".

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