The Bridge

FEichinger

12:00 AM

I decided that I need alcohol for those last minutes.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I just... I have no words.

kalina

@LessPop_MoreFizz absolutely speechless

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina I lost it at "I can speak cat" and proceeded to not regain it for 30 minutes.

kalina

I feel like something just sapped at least half of my IQ, sitting here dazed trying to process what I just watched

LessPop_MoreFizz

@kalina Their Yelp and Facebook pages are a whole other level of crazy

kalina

12:08 AM

I've just been on their yelp page

I have an overwhelming urge to log into my facebook account to "stir the pot" with some abuse

Powerlord

The best part is that they actually aired this episode.

FEichinger

I'm torn on that.

I'm one of those people who'd love to go there just for shits and giggles.

Powerlord

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Not very good quality, but same crazy lady

Scootaloo

Any reason why the chat page is constantly loading? usually it loads and the "loading" icon goes away.

There we go.

kalina

12:25 AM

I get a constantly loading issue on my ipad

but I'm faking my user agent

so shrug

Scootaloo

I stopped and refreshed the page and it went away. What browser are you faking?

kalina

chrome

Scootaloo

user agent is what identifies your browser right?

kalina

it's not the same "constantly loading" issue you're describing

it reloads the whole page every time a new message is posted for me

and yes

anyway I should sleep

nn

Scootaloo

cya

Powerlord

12:37 AM

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Forgot it was Space Janitors day

Looks like they're doing an indiegogo campaign to fund the third season of Space Janitors.

LessPop_MoreFizz

THE EYES.

SHE DOESN'T BLINK.

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz No words.

Wipqozn

UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Scootaloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's a 3 or 4 second clip if not less she probably blinked soon after.

Wipqozn

I WANT THE NEW ANIMAL CROSSING GAME

LessPop_MoreFizz

12:44 AM

@Scootaloo I don't know... The point here though is gaaaaaaaaaaah.

Scootaloo

@Wipqozn Nah. I wan't MVM to get some more updates.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is that the crazy restaurant women?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Yes.

Scootaloo

Actually what we need more than anything is Jiggle bones updates!

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Jiggle_bones#Bugs

LessPop_MoreFizz

recurringdevelopments.com

/cc @Fluttershy

Ullallulloo

12:51 AM

@Scootaloo Never heard that before. :P

Scootaloo

@Ullallulloo wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Mann_vs._Machine_(update)

Ullallulloo

@Scootaloo Yeah, I know what it is, just most people seem to want more hats and weapons, and don't care about MvM too much.

Ben Brocka

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz This is amazing!

Scootaloo

@Ullallulloo I really don't care about weapons/hats too much. I'd love to see them do some sort of AI overhaul and make the bots 10x harder than they already are.

As for the crappy "strange" effects: forums.steampowered.com/forums/…

Removes all hats, and can also remove strange effects too :)

badp

12:58 AM

@les you don't understand God wants her to cook

Scootaloo

@badp I'm really tempted to flag that, but I'd rather not have to eat yet another ban.

badp

I'm just quoting her.

Scootaloo

Time to take my mid-term. Cya.

Ben Brocka

God wants him to quote

badp

I cannot misquote for God gave me this talent in quoting her, to assume I am misquoting is to say God is wrong and please go away

This is what I saw in a nutshell

FEichinger

1:02 AM

Pretty much, yeh.

Ben Brocka

from negativebear.tumblr.com/post/50455894976/…

badp

There's no phone upstairs

Ben Brocka

artistic license. The meteor is also on the other side of their house

fbueckert

Huh. Tell crazy quote guy I'm going to refuse his offer, he hangs up on me.

badp

Since I'm never finishing earthbound, I'll have to ask if you do actually meet ness's father in the game

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:09 AM

@badp No. Just talk on the phone.

badp

OK.

Ben Brocka

he does talk directly to the player a couple times though

Ninten's father is the same in the first game in that you never see him

badp

Other than "hit power off instead of reset"?

and "you have been playing for a while please find a save point"?

Ok.

Ben Brocka

@badp yeah that was pretty much the worst part of the game

OrigamiRobot

Watching Short Circuit

c @LessPop_MoreFizz

badp

1:13 AM

@Ben I was about to make a terrible joke on how obvious that was in hindsight given that the name of the game was Mother, not Father, but I almost groaned myself to death there so you're welcome I'm not sharing that with you

You'll never know about that joke. Your sanity is preserved, your mind untainted. You can thank me later.

FEichinger

@badp You are sharing it. Stop that.

Ben Brocka

@badp How dare you profess to know the reason for the name of the game without playing the first game

(spoilers the first game is amazing but an example of 80s RPG design, maybe just watch the cutscenes on youtube)

badp

I totally said I wasn't sharing it! If you still got it it was an unauthorized copy of my joke and you are being reported to the internet police for copyright infringement, @fei

God those joke thieves

Also any are we both still awake at 3am

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot NEEEED INPUT.

badp

Where is Ashley when you need her

FEichinger

1:19 AM

@badp Because I'm not done drinking yet.

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz YOUR COCKTAIL SIR

Fluttershy

This box of KD is entirely too large.

FEichinger

@badp ... I want to yell "THIS!" so badly.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot I hate Gin.

FEichinger

Fluttershy

1:20 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Huh? O_o

I meant Kraft Dinner. <_<

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Chat moved when I went to ping.

badp

@fei maybe you need to steal less jokes

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh. That makes sense.

FEichinger

@badp I don't steal them. I rightfully claim them.

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz You may have seen this

user20683

1:21 AM

hypebeast.com/2013/5/…

user20683

It's like Daft Punk: the Car

Grumpy Lazers

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Q: Is there a way to get DLC for a PSP UMD using the PS3

i found out that the encryption on my router is not supported on PSPs in general (the security is WPA however the encryption itself is not supported), while looking on the next, mostly every answer i see about people trying to get there PSP's to access a router is to either change the encryption ...

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz That is some sexy 80's lightning.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:37 AM

pitchfork.com/features/cover-story/reader/daft-punk

This is rad.

FEichinger

Guys! GUYS! ... I'm drunk.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Good.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz And it's your fault!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger Good.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz Not good! I usually withstand a lot. And that crazy lady got me way beyond that. I don't like way beyond that when I'm alone. That's boring.

OrigamiRobot

1:44 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz How did @AshleyNunn not like this movie?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot Because she is crazy I guess.

NEED INPUT

Johnny 5 is the best robot.

FEichinger

@LessPop_MoreFizz She is.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I wish Short Circuit 2 was on the internet.

OrigamiRobot

VESSEL CONTAINER DRINKING GLASS

NUMEROUS FRAGMENTS

FEichinger

If I recall correctly, Short Circuit was the first feature film I watched.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:47 AM

@OrigamiRobot NO DISASSEMBLE.

FEichinger

But then again, Starship Troopers was the first 16+ movie I watched. At a single digit age. My family is awesome.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah that is probably it

LessPop_MoreFizz

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Giorgio Moroder is the best.

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz FLEE ESCAPE

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot NO DISASSEMBLE. NO NOVA ROBOTICS. NO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER FIVE.

user20683

1:59 AM

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user20683

I heard tale that these guys were gonna reform and put out a new album

Grumpy Lazers

-2

Q: Which race has the highest win rates in professional tornaments

I have read statements from blizzard talking about how they monitor the w/l ratio of every race matchup in starcraft at all levels. I don't think they have these stats for professional gaming tournaments. Does anyone know which race has the highest w/l ratio in professional gaming as of HOTS ?

starcraft-2

FEichinger

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger DEATH TO PONIES AND PONY LOVERS.

FEichinger

<-- Did not see Rainbow Dash until he read the comments. Feels like a great person for that.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:11 AM

Seriously, shit like this. Shit like this.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz I see we're back to broad generalizations in the Bridge. <_<

Powerlord

@Fluttershy I don't make generalizations about broads.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy I have never made my feelings on this matter particularly secret.

Powerlord

(I'm sorry, I had to go there)

user15026

@FEichinger What the ever living hell. I mean I get fandom, I like MLP, but what, seriously, you have no concept about stuff like that photo until you manipulate it to put a cartoon character in it?

user15026

2:14 AM

And this is why people hate on fandom like MLP

FEichinger

@Fluttershy To be quite honest, reasonable people are turning into the minority in my statistics.

user15026

because a couple crazies ruin everything

FEichinger

That isn't even confirmation bias, I can count the reasonable people I know off my hands. More than half of them are in this room.

user15026

@FEichinger .....I would love to see those. Because guess what? Welcome to the internet. What does it highlight? The weird the strange and the crazy

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn I assumed that was posted on something like 4chan by people attempting to get the same reaction you're having now.

Fluttershy

2:16 AM

@Powerlord That's... pretty spot on, actually. >_> That was the first place I saw it.

user15026

@Powerlord Oh, more than likely, but it still seriously irritates the shit out of me because it is people being shits that ruin things I like

user15026

and that is fucking stupid

Powerlord

On another subject, I have Radiant Historia now.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I can't adequately respond to this without wanting to punch something.

FEichinger

:9428810 Can't disagree with any of that.

Fluttershy

2:17 AM

@Powerlord Did you pay $200 for it? Because that's the cheapest I ever saw it.

user15026

@Powerlord Oooh, neat

Powerlord

@Fluttershy $33. New.

Fluttershy

@Powerlord I HATE YOU

Powerlord

From one of Amazon's affiliates

Fulfilled by Amazon, meaning that Amazon has it in their warehouse

user15026

@Powerlord Oh yeah, you mentioned it was cheap. It finally arrived? (I think it was you saying it took longer than two days)

Fluttershy

2:18 AM

What the hell? Did they do a reprint of it or something?

Powerlord

amazon.com/Radiant-Historia-Nintendo-DS/dp/B004CVWETI

@Fluttershy Not since last year

Fluttershy

@Powerlord Wow... Mind == Blown. I seriously couldn't find that thing for below $200 back when I had a job and wanted to reacquire it. =(

user15026

@Powerlord Ah, there's the rub, I couldn't buy it even if I had the money, because they don't ship to Canada

Grace Note

@Powerlord Oh, you did grab that price.

Fluttershy

@GraceNote People'd be foolish not to. <_<

Powerlord

2:20 AM

@GraceNote Even if I didn't there are like 4 resellers on Amazon selling it for $33.49

Grace Note

@Fluttershy He mused on missing an earlier $20 price.

Fluttershy

Ouch.

Powerlord

Yeah, Amazon themselves were selling it for $19.99 after the last reprint.

Fluttershy

In other news, my neck and ears are sunburnt from my cycling 5K in 88 degree weather. x_x

user20683

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm listening to Italo now, this is your fault.

Powerlord

2:21 AM

@AshleyNunn amazon.ca/Atlus-RH-40042-3-Radiant-Historia/dp/B004CVWETI

Amazon.ca sells it directly for CDN$ 33.62

user15026

@Powerlord So tempting, but I oly have $25 in paypal available at the moment

Ullallulloo

How many saves does 999 support?

Powerlord

@Ullallulloo Just the one. :/

Ullallulloo

hmm...okay.

user15026

@Ullallulloo sighs sadly

Powerlord

2:25 AM

Actually, Virtue's Last Reward has the same problem with only having a single save.

user15026

@Powerlord It always makes me sad when games have a single save even though I now live alone and don't have to share my games so much

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn It's not so bad with VLR, because you can go back to major plot points... something they stole from Radiant Historia.

user15026

@Powerlord Oh, nice.

Powerlord

To get the real ending to 999, you have to play through the game a minimum of 5 times, though.

user15026

@Powerlord O.o

Powerlord

2:29 AM

@AshleyNunn Well, no, let me rephrase that. To get all the endings you need to play through it a minimum of 5 times.

The thing is, you don't go through every puzzle room every time through the game.

Part of the game is figuring out what you need to do to get the best ending

VLR changes that a bit... good thing, since VLR has 24 endings.

user15026

@Powerlord Holy crap on a stick

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn Good thing you can jump to any point in the story you've already visited, right? :D

FEichinger

Crap on a stick doesn't taste all that well.

user15026

@Powerlord This is true

Powerlord

Having said that, VLR introduces locks. Which if you've played Radiant Historia should also seem familiar.

user15026

2:32 AM

@FEichinger Don't wanna know.

user15026

@Powerlord I have not

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn I could explain what they are, but I'll spoil the first 30 minutes of Historia in doing so.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Don't look at me like that. It's not my experience I'm talking from here.

user15026

@Powerlord It's okay....apparently I am ordering it right now, because people in my life are really hellaciously aweome

user15026

@FEichinger Okay, thats reassuring

FEichinger

2:34 AM

@AshleyNunn Oh, come on, you didn't really think ... did you?

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn Basically, the plot splits. Locks basically stop the plot in one timeline because you don't know what to do at that point and can't pass it without going to another timeline to find out.

user15026

@FEichinger I wasn't sure, I hoped not, and was pretty sure you wouldn't have

user15026

@Powerlord iiiiinteresting

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn "pretty sure" my ass. Pun not intended.

user15026

@FEichinger giggles anyhow

Powerlord

2:35 AM

Historia and VLR both have screens just for showing how plots branch, although VLR's is a lot more complicated.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn :P

user15026

@Powerlord Iiiinteresting

user15026

Radiant Historia looks awesome, I am looking forward to it arriving.

Powerlord

Of course, the first time you look at VLR's Flow (short for Flowchart) screen it looks like the game will be pretty short, since they only go 3 or so decisions down. Yeah, it's lying to you and you're only viewing a small portion of it.

This is to prevent you from guessing where the good endings are. :D

Historia's battle system is interesting, too.

user15026

I am intrigued by the game

Powerlord

2:43 AM

pushes one enemy into another so my other party members can attack multiple enemies at once

user15026

@Powerlord wait, what? That is a thing?

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn Yup.

You knew Radiant Historia is a turn-based RPG, right?

But yeah, the combat system likes combo attacks.

user15026

@Powerlord Yeah, but being able to shove people about? Thats new to me

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn It's actually one of the major components of the grid attack system in the game.

user15026

@Powerlord Okay, now I really can't wait for this game to arrive

Powerlord

2:46 AM

Only certain characters can move enemies in certain directions.

user15026

and I will try not to lose it like I lost 999 (if i lost it, if it wasn't taken, idk, I am just mad)

Powerlord

(You can push them away, pull them towards you, push them left, or push them right)

spyder

user15026

@spyder Evening :P

spyder

@AshleyNunn UTC-x where x==6 ?

user15026

2:50 AM

@spyder its 10:50 pm here.

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn So, UTC-4 right now.

(Stupid DST)

user15026

@Powerlord ah, okay. I have so much trouble figuring that out for some reason

LessPop_MoreFizz

Thanks for the chat ban folks who read the first half of a long paragraph. Have a great night.

spugsley

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

spyder

@spugsley hi

Fluttershy

3:01 AM

@spugsley o/

spyder

@Fluttershy /)

user15026

@spugsley Heya :)

user15026

@spugsley I really like the struggle in today's pic, and yes, your calf muscles are fantastic

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: How do I reload my game in Candy Box?

I saved and bookmarked my game, yet when I open the bookmark, it starts a new game... My friends told me to put my password into the URL, but it kept saying URL not found. I can't find any login button and I really don't want to lose all my progress:( I had gotten SO far(100 lollipops per second)...

candy-box

spugsley

3:36 AM

@AshleyNunn :p Those are new muscles. Yay gym

FEichinger

Amnesia Fortnight protoypes added to Double Fine bundle

user15026

@spugsley Very nice :)

spugsley

ALSO WE STARTED LOOKING AT HOUSES TODAY OMG ADULT

user15026

@spugsley OMG that is super adult :D

Sepia Lazers

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Q: I think there is a flaw in the rules around time based questions

Most competitive games are updated and change over time. I play starcraft and I almost never ask questions here, because the rules make for a toxic environment. My questions get downvoted because I don't care about strategies from 6 months ago. I want information based around the current state of...

discussion allowed-questions

user15026

3:48 AM

@SepiaLazers "Our current rules do not encourage these types of questions. I think arqade.com should revise its rules or ban questions about any competitive game or any game that gets updated frequently. If that mods and admins of this site truly feel that rule is correct, then I think this site will be doomed to fail."

user15026

Doomed to fail? I don't think so.

spyder

Yeah! Windows 8.1: bring back the Start button and boot straight to the desktop

Ullallulloo

4:45 AM

g.co/doodle/uk3vrq

Fluttershy

5:00 AM

2

fbueckert

@Fluttershy I weep for humanity.

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

5:53 AM

1

Skydiving

Proposed Q&A site for expert Skydivers and enthusiasts who wish to increase their knowledge of freefall, static-line, formations, emergency procedures, safety, and other aspects of Skydiving, both military and civilian.

Currently in definition.

Ullallulloo

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Not awful, even if really niche.

Ah, wait they're on-topic at TGO.

gah, no tag though, I don't have rep there to make one, and their chat's dead.

spyder

Q&A for parachuting?!

Ullallulloo

3

Q: Would skydiving questions be considered on-topic?

I see it as part of the great outdoors, but I'm not sure if it would benefit the general public community.

discussion

0

Q: This seems to be included in The Great Outdoors

Proposal: Skydiving The Great Outdoors seems to support skydiving questions already, even if there aren't many. However, that doesn't seem to bode well for this site either, since that site doesn't have an abundance of questions with all the other stuff too. Do you think this warrants and could ...

recreation closing

There.

user15026

6:11 AM

@fluttershy oh dear and fluffy lord shit like that makes me worried for the world.

James

@spyder I was pretty sure she stuck her hoof in her mouth when I first saw this.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: I can't get my joystick to work with Touhou 7.5 Immaterial and Missing Power, help please!

I downloaded Touhou 7.5 Immaterial and Missing Power the other day, and I've never been very good at playing Fighters on the keyboard... I have a SFxT Fight stick that is for the Xbox 360, but works with PC because its for the 360 (Microsoft), I use for it SSF4 on the PC so it does 100% work fine...

super-street-fighter-4-3d

badp

7:45 AM

I swear iOS is also built to make you feel like a moron. It's so magic I can't figure out how to go back to the list of items in iBooks.

I mean OS X is definitely built for that and this is still Apple we're talking about so it must be either malice or incompetence

oh you need to tap exactly once outside the document area. iOS waits for a second to make sure you're not tapping more than that otherwise no cookie for you, moron.

That is so obvious

spyder

8:05 AM

All Apple's products uncomfortable for me. Especially iTunes :)

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