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3:00 AM
@LessPopMoreFizz I think you should put the proposed tagging solution in an answer so people can vote on it rather than me posting "I agree." and having people vote on that.
 
where the fuck is @Wipqozn? Abusing him always puts me in a fantastic mood
 
@OrigamiRobot Done and Done.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Double upvotes all the way across the sky!
 
Ah, my new PC can't quite run Oil Rush with maxed out video settings.
 
@spugsley Teasing @Mana can be fun too.
 
3:02 AM
All I have to do is turn down the anti-aliasing a bit though.
 
@OrigamiRobot No, I like him too much
he's a cool guy
 
@LessPop! Answer me. Is Robb Stark dead?
 
@spugsley I agree. That's why we tease him.
 
@OrigamiRobot Well, I don't tease @Wipqozn. I abuse him. Huge difference
@Mana omg what the hell??? Don't ask questions!
 
@Mana STOP IT
 
3:05 AM
oh nvm
I spoiled myself.
 
@Mana I read this without the p...
 
@Mana If you spoil it for me, I will risk suspension posting censored clopfiction.
@OrigamiRobot I have a funny story about that....
 
@Fluttershy NO! I still don't know what the fuck that is but NO
 
@Fluttershy O.O
 
@Mana See, I tried to leave you with some mystery.
 
3:07 AM
@AshleyNunn I'm not even sure I have the brain-bleach required.
 
But then you had to go and look up a wiki or something.
 
This computer is amazing. Jesus Christ, I don't deserve this.
 
@GnomeSlice Send it to me.
 
@Fluttershy No.
 
I feel like Arya is the name of a female protagonist in a fantasy story that isn't Game of Thrones.
Oh. Right. Eragon.
 
3:11 AM
I never read Eragon
 
@RavenDreamer I enjoyed those books... The movie, not so much. The rule 34, oh god no.
 
I feel like I probably should have
 
Does anyone ever enjoy Rule 34?
 
@RavenDreamer Depends on the subject matter, I'd say.
 
@RavenDreamer It wouldn't exist if somebody didn't.
 
3:12 AM
DON'T GO DOWN THIS ROAD.
 
no! I like this road!
It's (usually) hilarious
 
So... @spugsley likes rule 34.
 
This road only leads to brain bleach
 
@Fluttershy NOT THE RULE just the conversations that come from talking about the rule
 
@Fluttershy She does not know the horrors. She is an innocent.
 
3:13 AM
@Mana I NEED NEW DIRTY PROJECTOOOORRRSSSS. :(
 
@OrigamiRobot suuuure. Innocent, rightttt
 
@spugsley You have no idea what the true internet holds.
 
@spugsley Trust me, if you weren't 'innocent', you would know that this is a road we don't want to go down.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm assuming part of that is the horror and disgust they engender when sharing their works with others, and not, necessarily, the works themselves.
 
@RavenDreamer You would be very, very wrong.
 
3:14 AM
@RavenDreamer Misery loves company and the like.
 
I'm having a really blahhh day today :(
 
@spugsley Because of Dolan?
 
@Fluttershy that was part of it, yes
 
This is terribly entertaining.
 
calmingmanatee.com makes me stupid happy.
 
3:18 AM
 
@spugsley you just don't get Goofy dolan yet
 
Watch a cute guy sing a funny song.
 
@Fluttershy @spugsley this is an effective cheer-you-up - it worked for me earlier
 
@spugsley I can also provide mellow, calming music. Or cute things. Or more funny videos.
 
@spugsley Can I help?
 
3:20 AM
@RavenDreamer Obviously you can.
 
@Mana YOU
no
NO
REMOVE THE WORD
 
@spugsley watch that video!
 
@Fluttershy I did, it was incredibly helpful. Thank you
 
though he is not attractive, at all
but it was a funny song
@AshleyNunn bawwwwww :)
 
3:22 AM
@LessPopMoreFizz I'm tempted to edit in a link to Grace Note's profile re: someone who is convinced steam is the devil. :P
 
@spugsley You're flippin' crazy.
 
@RavenDreamer I may or may not have typed and deleted that.
 
@RavenDreamer I don't think so :( But thanks. Stupid girl problems
@Fluttershy you have bad taste in men
 
3:23 AM
I think he is kinda sorta cute
 
Yeah, I wouldn't consider Tobuscus attractive
 
OMG PLEASE REMOVE IT
 
adorable maybe
 
but I dont know what that says about my taste
 
@Mana @spugsley You're both crazy! I have impeccable taste in men.
 
3:24 AM
 
@AshleyNunn :)
 
@Fluttershy Weren't you hitting on me yesterday?
 
@spugsley I will keep doing this until you are happy :D
 
@Fluttershy HEY! Back off
 
Or at the least, less not happy
 
3:24 AM
@AshleyNunn it's helping, thanks :)
 
@RavenDreamer I have impeccable taste in men. Clearly, you're safe. You are a shark.
 
@AshleyNunn there it is. Awww how did he know I couldn't fit into any dress I tried on today? ;.;
@RavenDreamer oh yeah. That's doing it for me. Mhmmmm
 
@RavenDreamer My monocle is better.
 
3:26 AM
@spugsley hugs Those are the worst days. But listen to the manatee. He is smart
 
@AshleyNunn you're right!
 
@spugsley I popped a button on my shorts today. o.O Shit happens.
 
@Fluttershy well, it sucks that shit happens
 
@spugsley Amen to that
 
@spugsley I'm telling @IanPugsley!
 
3:28 AM
@OrigamiRobot Don't! He doesn't know how I feel about gentlemen sharks!
 
The Day Z mod for Arma 2 sounds pretty awesome.
 
@spugsley :O
 
It's too late. I'm already mortally fearful of @IanPugsley.
 
@RavenDreamer I wonder if anybody would pay to see inexperienced nerds fight
 
@IanPugsley ME!
 
3:30 AM
(I assume you are inexperienced, otherwise you'd have nothing to fear)
@Fluttershy you're out, given your time in Army
 
I would pay to see that
 
There would have to be some rules though
 
@IanPugsley I have a bad back, bad knee, and bad ankle... Also, I'm legally blind in my left eye. Can I compete now?
 
what are we competing for?
 
@Fluttershy I'm pretty sure you'd still demolish me
 
3:31 AM
@spugsley cupcakes.
 
@spugsley Your love. Obviously.
 
@IanPugsley You haven't seen what I look like.
 
@Fluttershy You've got injuries and smoke
 
I am not competing.
 
@Fluttershy Your power level is still over 9000
 
3:32 AM
@OrigamiRobot yes, because you know what I look like. A fatty mcfatfat :(
 
you're obviously a grizzled veteran, capable of killing a man with little provocation
 
@spugsley Thats $3 for Ian!
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't even care anymore :(
 
@spugsley Ah, fair maiden, ye sell thyself too short.
 
@spugsley I disagree with this wholeheartedly.
 
3:33 AM
@spugsley Lies and shenanigans!
 
thanks guys. :/ Again, just one of those days
 
@spugsley I get that. hugs but listen to the manatee, for realsies.
 
@OrigamiRobot Ian makes her pay $1 every time she calls herself fat?
 
@AshleyNunn you're right. How can I resist that beautiful manatee? He knows what's up
@Fluttershy yes -.-
 
@spugsley Just think of all the single ladies out there, dying for men. Now picture yourself giving all those single ladies the finger, 'cause you've got a man, lady! (Woo! Go @IanPugsley)
 
3:35 AM
@Fluttershy $1 towards a box of MtG cads each time.
 
@spugsley He is a very smart manatee
 
@RavenDreamer :(
poor single ladies. wow.
 
@Mana ...are you a single lady now, Mana?
 
@Mana I'm sure you'll find a man someday
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@OrigamiRobot That is awesome.
 
3:36 AM
@Fluttershy No, it is not
 
I would be poor really fast
 
I can be sympathetic to them getting flipped off for having done nothing wrong!
 
@AshleyNunn exactly
 
@OrigamiRobot no no that song will be in my head forever. But mmmm, John Barrowman.
 
3:36 AM
@Mana Burn the world.
 
@OrigamiRobot Impeccable taste in men.
 
@AshleyNunn this
 
@spugsley oh yay
 
@spugsley Oh you like John barrowman?
 
@Fluttershy Dude, what is not to like?
 
3:38 AM
@Fluttershy She doesn't even know Who that is.
 
@OrigamiRobot yes she does :(
 
@AshleyNunn Nothing. But @spugsley and I clearly have different taste.
 
@spugsley You don't even like Dr Who!
 
@OrigamiRobot I know!
 
@OrigamiRobot I thought I remembered Beyonce wearing less pants in that video. Couldn't tell it wasn't her from the thumbnail, lol
 
3:40 AM
@RavenDreamer The world is not ready for John Barrowman in less pants.
 
How 'bout this guy, though? Hunh? Ladies? ;)
Well, not Nena.
The black guy.
 
How about this guy:
oh yes
 
@spugsley No.
 
@spugsley Little too scruffy
 
@Fluttershy Ummm a thousand times yes
 
3:41 AM
@spugsley No.
 
This is @spugsley's kind of man:
 
@OrigamiRobot No...
 
I CAN'T HELP IT! I wish I didn't!!!!!
I know he's gross!
 
@RavenDreamer Yes.
 
3:42 AM
@RavenDreamer YES YES YES YES
 
@RavenDreamer That works for me
 
I guess I found the perfect man for the Bridge.
 
@spugsley Yes.
@OrigamiRobot Ehh...
 
3:43 AM
It's the opposite of last night
 
@OrigamiRobot not in that picture but generally, yes
 
@spugsley He's too charming!
 
@AshleyNunn I know!
 
@spugsley I hate him!
 
FYI if you have a Netflix account, you should watch The Third Man within the next 48 hours before it DISAPPEARS FROM THE SERVICE FOREVER.
 
3:45 AM
 
Gnome got suspended?
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I assume you don't mean the crappier Canadia netflix....
 
@spugsley Yes.
 
@Mana Apparently
 
@spugsley heck yes
 
3:45 AM
@Fluttershy See? We have similar tastes :p
@AshleyNunn and so do we :)
 
@Mana He linked to reddit.
 
@spugsley You don't like Johnny Depp. We're nothing alike.
 
@spugsley :D
 
I flagged him for the naked smiling girl pictures. He was already told not to do that last night
 
wait wait wait
 
3:46 AM
It was a text link.
 
He gave a text link to Reddit.
 
Wow guys.
 
@AshleyNunn I am not sure, but there is a pretty good chance it is on there too!
 
Inside the text links there are more text links.
 
I posted a text link to basically the same shit you guys are posting images of. Smiling people.
 
3:46 AM
the ones that are NSFW are clearly marked with NSFW
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz checks
 
For fuck's sake.
 
@GnomeSlice Less talky, more dinoslaying!
 
@GnomeSlice Don't look at me, man. I didn't do it.
 
3:47 AM
How's Orion, by the way?
 
well, sorry. Last night you mentioned that they weren't wearing anything
 
@spugsley I said some of them weren't. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
 
@RavenDreamer Just crashed.
 
@RavenDreamer I keep reading that as Onion
 
3:48 AM
 
The main thing that's confusing me is who the heck approved the flag?
Did they even click the link?
 
Does no one recognize the person I just posted?
 
@Mana OMG "GIRLS", SUSPEND.
 
@Mana You mean to tell me that chat flags have problems?!
 
@RavenDreamer lol
 
3:49 AM
@Fluttershy I don't
 
I also don't
 
@RavenDreamer sigh, yeah, I guess that's the kind of sarcastic reply I deserve.
 
but when it comes to knowing faces, I am terrible
 
Can you even play Dino Beatdown by yourself?
 
@Mana brohugs
It's 'k.
I need a pencil. Hm.
 
3:50 AM
@AshleyNunn Hint: Atticus Finch.
 
@Fluttershy I do, but Orson Welles >
 
You guys are so dumb.
 
@Krazer Oh! lightbulb
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I disagree.
 
@Fluttershy I dunno man...
 
3:51 AM
 
Citizen Kane? Touch of Evil?
 
Honestly. That's what my link was to, basically.
 
@GnomeSlice who is she?
 
You guys were talking about attractive male celebrities.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I still don't get the point of Citizen Kane
 
3:51 AM
@spugsley Minka Kelly.
 
she's pretty :)
 
@RavenDreamer Meh, Colbert is a South Carolinian. Not to be trusted on the subject.
 
So I linked to happygirls.
 
She's quite lovely.
 
And I got suspended.
asasdffdasdfasdfasfd
 
3:52 AM
@AshleyNunn the 'point'? You mean aside from the fact that it is a terrific film?
 
@GnomeSlice It was a misunderstanding that caused the flag to get raised, let's drop it.
 
sorry. I admit I flagged you but I thought they were naked based on last night. My fault
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz ....yes. I do not understand the plot.
 
@Mana FINE
 
@GnomeSlice And now you're unsuspended, so who cares? :)
 
3:52 AM
I DO
 
@RavenDreamer this! :)
 
Gragphh.
My brain.
 
25 mins ago, by Fluttershy
@spugsley I popped a button on my shorts today. o.O Shit happens.
 
It is doing that thing where it sees only what it wants to see.
 
@Fluttershy sometimes shit happening helps buttons not pop off
 
3:53 AM
@RavenDreamer what is it seeing? O-o
 
@IanPugsley snorts
 
@AshleyNunn Kane is a very rich man who is very ambitious and wants to control everything around him. Citizen Kane is the story of his life. He dies unhappy, having never been able to recapture the simple joy brought to him by a childhood toy.
 
@spugsley "And now you're naked based on last night, my fault, so who cares?"
 
@IanPugsley True... I'm actually gaining weight faster than running is removing it. o.o
 
my apparently-bad-at-pooping wife doesn't know what I'm saying
4
 
3:54 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh. That does make it make more sense. I mostly just got confused.
 
@spugsley Sometimes when you poop, your pants fit better.
 
@GnomeSlice I like her smile
 
@RavenDreamer can I borrow some of your hormones? Your brain is delightful
 
@GnomeSlice I'm honestly a bit creeped out by that.
 
3:54 AM
@spugsley Sure. I'll give you some homonyms to go with it.
:P
 
@RavenDreamer You better watch out. @IanPugsley is right there!
 
@OrigamiRobot Considering the subjects of my message were myself and Gnomeslice... I'd be worried if @IanPugsley cared overmuch.
 
@AshleyNunn Essentially it is a story about a 'man who had everything' who spent his entire life miserable, always pursuing what he thought would bring him joy - it never did.
 
Can you not play Dino Beatdown solo?
Blah
 
@RavenDreamer me too O-o
 
3:55 AM
@RavenDreamer Yea but we are in NC and you said "naked" to another man's wife.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Thank you for explaining. It was one of those films I thought I should like but couldn't quite get. Nw I want to watch it again.
 
@OrigamiRobot pretty sure he's going to jail
 
Serious business.
 
@OrigamiRobot oh god. I'm going to be stoned, aren't I? Dammit
 
@RavenDreamer Wait, what
 
3:56 AM
@OrigamiRobot Well... Since @IanPugsley already said I could destroy him... @spugsley naked naked, naked naked naked, naked naked. Naked. That is all.
 
@AshleyNunn The main thing to understand is that 'Rosebud' is basically a framing device. It's essentially a biography of a very rich, very powerful, very unhappy man.
 
@GnomeSlice I misread what I wrote immediately after typing something. It was a special kind of messed up.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah - see Rosebud always confused me
 
@Fluttershy Just because you have a shotgun doesn't mean you should poke the bear.
 
@AshleyNunn It's just a framing device. It's a narrative trick to provide structure to the story, and to reinforce thematic elements.
 
3:57 AM
@IanPugsley I don't own guns.
 
@GnomeSlice You can when it stops crashing.
 
Ponies don't understand metaphor.
 
@Krazer How do I 'start the wave'?
 
I'm tempted to upload a picture of myself to the bridge saying "These are the only guns I need."
 
@IanPugsley Don't poke the beer!
 
3:58 AM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Rock on.
@Fluttershy DOOOO IT ahem
 
I'm actually surprised they've released this to Steam, it's obviously not a finished game.
 
@GnomeSlice activate the generator?
 
@Fluttershy Please do it.
 
@Krazer The what?
 
I read on Youtube that the producer fired a ton of his developers.
(unjustly)
 
3:59 AM
Haven't played this before.
 

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