The Bridge

3:00 AM

@LessPopMoreFizz I think you should put the proposed tagging solution in an answer so people can vote on it rather than me posting "I agree." and having people vote on that.

spugsley

where the fuck is @Wipqozn? Abusing him always puts me in a fantastic mood

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot Done and Done.

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz Double upvotes all the way across the sky!

GnomeSlice

Ah, my new PC can't quite run Oil Rush with maxed out video settings.

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Teasing @Mana can be fun too.

GnomeSlice

3:02 AM

All I have to do is turn down the anti-aliasing a bit though.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot No, I like him too much

he's a cool guy

Mana

@LessPop! Answer me. Is Robb Stark dead?

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley I agree. That's why we tease him.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot Well, I don't tease @Wipqozn. I abuse him. Huge difference

@Mana omg what the hell??? Don't ask questions!

Fluttershy

@Mana STOP IT

Mana

3:05 AM

oh nvm

I spoiled myself.

OrigamiRobot

@Mana I read this without the p...

Fluttershy

@Mana If you spoil it for me, I will risk suspension posting censored clopfiction.

@OrigamiRobot I have a funny story about that....

spugsley

@Fluttershy NO! I still don't know what the fuck that is but NO

user15026

@Fluttershy O.O

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Mana See, I tried to leave you with some mystery.

Fluttershy

3:07 AM

@AshleyNunn I'm not even sure I have the brain-bleach required.

LessPop_MoreFizz

But then you had to go and look up a wiki or something.

GnomeSlice

This computer is amazing. Jesus Christ, I don't deserve this.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Send it to me.

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy No.

Raven Dreamer

I feel like Arya is the name of a female protagonist in a fantasy story that isn't Game of Thrones.

Oh. Right. Eragon.

spugsley

3:11 AM

I never read Eragon

Fluttershy

@RavenDreamer I enjoyed those books... The movie, not so much. The rule 34, oh god no.

spugsley

I feel like I probably should have

Raven Dreamer

Does anyone ever enjoy Rule 34?

Fluttershy

@RavenDreamer Depends on the subject matter, I'd say.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer It wouldn't exist if somebody didn't.

OrigamiRobot

3:12 AM

DON'T GO DOWN THIS ROAD.

spugsley

no! I like this road!

It's (usually) hilarious

Fluttershy

So... @spugsley likes rule 34.

user15026

This road only leads to brain bleach

spugsley

@Fluttershy NOT THE RULE just the conversations that come from talking about the rule

OrigamiRobot

@Fluttershy She does not know the horrors. She is an innocent.

LessPop_MoreFizz

3:13 AM

@Mana I NEED NEW DIRTY PROJECTOOOORRRSSSS. :(

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot suuuure. Innocent, rightttt

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley You have no idea what the true internet holds.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley Trust me, if you weren't 'innocent', you would know that this is a road we don't want to go down.

Raven Dreamer

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm assuming part of that is the horror and disgust they engender when sharing their works with others, and not, necessarily, the works themselves.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer You would be very, very wrong.

OrigamiRobot

3:14 AM

@RavenDreamer Misery loves company and the like.

spugsley

I'm having a really blahhh day today :(

Fluttershy

@spugsley Because of Dolan?

spugsley

@Fluttershy that was part of it, yes

GnomeSlice

astretchyhand.com

This is terribly entertaining.

user15026

calmingmanatee.com makes me stupid happy.

Fluttershy

3:18 AM

►

Mana

@spugsley you just don't get ~~Goofy~~ dolan yet

Fluttershy

Watch a cute guy sing a funny song.

user15026

@Fluttershy @spugsley this is an effective cheer-you-up - it worked for me earlier

Fluttershy

@spugsley I can also provide mellow, calming music. Or cute things. Or more funny videos.

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley Can I help?

OrigamiRobot

3:20 AM

@RavenDreamer Obviously you can.

spugsley

@Mana YOU

no

NO

REMOVE THE WORD

Fluttershy

@spugsley watch that video!

spugsley

@Fluttershy I did, it was incredibly helpful. Thank you

user15026

spugsley

though he is not attractive, at all

but it was a funny song

@AshleyNunn bawwwwww :)

Raven Dreamer

3:22 AM

@LessPopMoreFizz I'm tempted to edit in a link to Grace Note's profile re: someone who is convinced steam is the devil. :P

Fluttershy

@spugsley You're flippin' crazy.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer I may or may not have typed and deleted that.

spugsley

@RavenDreamer I don't think so :( But thanks. Stupid girl problems

@Fluttershy you have bad taste in men

GnomeSlice

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley buuurn.com

user15026

3:23 AM

I think he is kinda sorta cute

Mana

Yeah, I wouldn't consider Tobuscus attractive

spugsley

OMG PLEASE REMOVE IT

Mana

adorable maybe

user15026

but I dont know what that says about my taste

Fluttershy

@Mana @spugsley You're both crazy! I have impeccable taste in men.

user15026

3:24 AM

spugsley

@AshleyNunn :)

Raven Dreamer

@Fluttershy Weren't you hitting on me yesterday?

user15026

@spugsley I will keep doing this until you are happy :D

spugsley

@Fluttershy HEY! Back off

user15026

Or at the least, less not happy

spugsley

3:24 AM

@AshleyNunn it's helping, thanks :)

user15026

Fluttershy

@RavenDreamer I have impeccable taste in men. Clearly, you're safe. You are a shark.

Raven Dreamer

spugsley

@AshleyNunn there it is. Awww how did he know I couldn't fit into any dress I tried on today? ;.;

@RavenDreamer oh yeah. That's doing it for me. Mhmmmm

Fluttershy

@RavenDreamer My monocle is better.

user15026

3:26 AM

@spugsley hugs Those are the worst days. But listen to the manatee. He is smart

spugsley

@AshleyNunn you're right!

Fluttershy

@spugsley I popped a button on my shorts today. o.O Shit happens.

spugsley

@Fluttershy well, it sucks that shit happens

user15026

@spugsley Amen to that

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley I'm telling @IanPugsley!

spugsley

3:28 AM

@OrigamiRobot Don't! He doesn't know how I feel about gentlemen sharks!

Sterno

The Day Z mod for Arma 2 sounds pretty awesome.

user15026

@spugsley :O

Raven Dreamer

It's too late. I'm already mortally fearful of @IanPugsley.

Ian Pugsley

@RavenDreamer I wonder if anybody would pay to see inexperienced nerds fight

spugsley

@IanPugsley ME!

Ian Pugsley

3:30 AM

(I assume you are inexperienced, otherwise you'd have nothing to fear)

@Fluttershy you're out, given your time in Army

user15026

I would pay to see that

spugsley

There would have to be some rules though

Fluttershy

@IanPugsley I have a bad back, bad knee, and bad ankle... Also, I'm legally blind in my left eye. Can I compete now?

spugsley

what are we competing for?

Ian Pugsley

@Fluttershy I'm pretty sure you'd still demolish me

user15026

3:31 AM

@spugsley cupcakes.

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Your love. Obviously.

Fluttershy

@IanPugsley You haven't seen what I look like.

Ian Pugsley

@Fluttershy You've got injuries and smoke

OrigamiRobot

I am not competing.

Krazer

@Fluttershy Your power level is still over 9000

spugsley

3:32 AM

@OrigamiRobot yes, because you know what I look like. A fatty mcfatfat :(

Ian Pugsley

you're obviously a grizzled veteran, capable of killing a man with little provocation

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Thats $3 for Ian!

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot I don't even care anymore :(

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley Ah, fair maiden, ye sell thyself too short.

Fluttershy

@spugsley I disagree with this wholeheartedly.

user15026

3:33 AM

@spugsley Lies and shenanigans!

spugsley

thanks guys. :/ Again, just one of those days

user15026

@spugsley I get that. hugs but listen to the manatee, for realsies.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Ian makes her pay $1 every time she calls herself fat?

spugsley

@AshleyNunn you're right. How can I resist that beautiful manatee? He knows what's up

@Fluttershy yes -.-

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley Just think of all the single ladies out there, dying for men. Now picture yourself giving all those single ladies the finger, 'cause you've got a man, lady! (Woo! Go @IanPugsley)

OrigamiRobot

3:35 AM

@Fluttershy $1 towards a box of MtG cads each time.

user15026

@spugsley He is a very smart manatee

Mana

@RavenDreamer :(

poor single ladies. wow.

Raven Dreamer

@Mana ...are you a single lady now, Mana?

Ian Pugsley

@Mana I'm sure you'll find a man someday

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Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot That is awesome.

spugsley

3:36 AM

@Fluttershy No, it is not

user15026

I would be poor really fast

OrigamiRobot

►

Mana

I can be sympathetic to them getting flipped off for having done nothing wrong!

spugsley

@AshleyNunn exactly

user15026

@OrigamiRobot no no that song will be in my head forever. But mmmm, John Barrowman.

Raven Dreamer

3:36 AM

@Mana Burn the world.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Impeccable taste in men.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn this

user15026

@spugsley oh yay

Fluttershy

@spugsley Oh you like John barrowman?

user15026

@Fluttershy Dude, what is not to like?

OrigamiRobot

3:38 AM

@Fluttershy She doesn't even know Who that is.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot yes she does :(

Fluttershy

@AshleyNunn Nothing. But @spugsley and I clearly have different taste.

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley You don't even like Dr Who!

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot I know!

Raven Dreamer

@OrigamiRobot I thought I remembered Beyonce wearing less pants in that video. Couldn't tell it wasn't her from the thumbnail, lol

OrigamiRobot

3:40 AM

@RavenDreamer The world is not ready for John Barrowman in less pants.

Raven Dreamer

How 'bout this guy, though? Hunh? Ladies? ;)

►

Well, not Nena.

The black guy.

spugsley

How about this guy:

oh yes

Fluttershy

@spugsley No.

user15026

@spugsley Little too scruffy

spugsley

@Fluttershy Ummm a thousand times yes

Fluttershy

3:41 AM

@spugsley No.

OrigamiRobot

This is @spugsley's kind of man:

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot No...

spugsley

I CAN'T HELP IT! I wish I didn't!!!!!

I know he's gross!

Raven Dreamer

Fluttershy

@RavenDreamer Yes.

spugsley

3:42 AM

@RavenDreamer YES YES YES YES

user15026

@RavenDreamer That works for me

Raven Dreamer

I guess I found the perfect man for the Bridge.

spugsley

OrigamiRobot

Fluttershy

@spugsley Yes.

@OrigamiRobot Ehh...

OrigamiRobot

3:43 AM

It's the opposite of last night

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot not in that picture but generally, yes

user15026

@spugsley He's too charming!

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I know!

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley I hate him!

LessPop_MoreFizz

FYI if you have a Netflix account, you should watch The Third Man within the next 48 hours before it DISAPPEARS FROM THE SERVICE FOREVER.

spugsley

3:45 AM

Mana

Gnome got suspended?

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I assume you don't mean the crappier Canadia netflix....

Fluttershy

@spugsley Yes.

OrigamiRobot

@Mana Apparently

user15026

@spugsley heck yes

spugsley

3:45 AM

@Fluttershy See? We have similar tastes :p

@AshleyNunn and so do we :)

Raven Dreamer

@Mana He linked to reddit.

Fluttershy

@spugsley You don't like Johnny Depp. We're nothing alike.

user15026

@spugsley :D

spugsley

I flagged him for the naked smiling girl pictures. He was already told not to do that last night

Mana

wait wait wait

Raven Dreamer

3:46 AM

It was a text link.

Mana

He gave a text link to Reddit.

GnomeSlice

Wow guys.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn I am not sure, but there is a pretty good chance it is on there too!

Mana

Inside the text links there are more text links.

GnomeSlice

I posted a text link to basically the same shit you guys are posting images of. Smiling people.

Mana

3:46 AM

the ones that are NSFW are clearly marked with NSFW

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz checks

LessPop_MoreFizz

GnomeSlice

For fuck's sake.

Raven Dreamer

@GnomeSlice Less talky, more dinoslaying!

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Don't look at me, man. I didn't do it.

Raven Dreamer

3:47 AM

How's Orion, by the way?

spugsley

well, sorry. Last night you mentioned that they weren't wearing anything

Fluttershy

Mana

@spugsley I said some of them weren't. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

GnomeSlice

@RavenDreamer Just crashed.

user15026

@RavenDreamer I keep reading that as Onion

Raven Dreamer

3:48 AM

Mana

The main thing that's confusing me is who the heck approved the flag?

Did they even click the link?

Fluttershy

Does no one recognize the person I just posted?

GnomeSlice

@Mana OMG "GIRLS", SUSPEND.

Raven Dreamer

@Mana You mean to tell me that chat flags have problems?!

spugsley

@RavenDreamer lol

user15026

3:49 AM

@Fluttershy I don't

spugsley

I also don't

Mana

@RavenDreamer sigh, yeah, I guess that's the kind of sarcastic reply I deserve.

user15026

but when it comes to knowing faces, I am terrible

GnomeSlice

Can you even play Dino Beatdown by yourself?

Raven Dreamer

@Mana brohugs

It's 'k.

I need a pencil. Hm.

Krazer

3:50 AM

@AshleyNunn Hint: Atticus Finch.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy I do, but Orson Welles >

GnomeSlice

You guys are so dumb.

user15026

@Krazer Oh! lightbulb

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz I disagree.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy I dunno man...

Raven Dreamer

3:51 AM

LessPop_MoreFizz

Citizen Kane? Touch of Evil?

GnomeSlice

Honestly. That's what my link was to, basically.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice who is she?

GnomeSlice

You guys were talking about attractive male celebrities.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I still don't get the point of Citizen Kane

GnomeSlice

3:51 AM

@spugsley Minka Kelly.

spugsley

she's pretty :)

LessPop_MoreFizz

@RavenDreamer Meh, Colbert is a South Carolinian. Not to be trusted on the subject.

GnomeSlice

So I linked to happygirls.

user15026

She's quite lovely.

GnomeSlice

And I got suspended.

asasdffdasdfasdfasfd

LessPop_MoreFizz

3:52 AM

@AshleyNunn the 'point'? You mean aside from the fact that it is a terrific film?

Mana

@GnomeSlice It was a misunderstanding that caused the flag to get raised, let's drop it.

spugsley

sorry. I admit I flagged you but I thought they were naked based on last night. My fault

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz ....yes. I do not understand the plot.

GnomeSlice

@Mana FINE

Raven Dreamer

@GnomeSlice And now you're unsuspended, so who cares? :)

GnomeSlice

3:52 AM

I DO

spugsley

@RavenDreamer this! :)

Raven Dreamer

Gragphh.

My brain.

Fluttershy

25 mins ago, by Fluttershy

@spugsley I popped a button on my shorts today. o.O Shit happens.

Raven Dreamer

It is doing that thing where it sees only what it wants to see.

Ian Pugsley

@Fluttershy sometimes shit happening helps buttons not pop off

spugsley

3:53 AM

@RavenDreamer what is it seeing? O-o

user15026

@IanPugsley snorts

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Kane is a very rich man who is very ambitious and wants to control everything around him. Citizen Kane is the story of his life. He dies unhappy, having never been able to recapture the simple joy brought to him by a childhood toy.

Raven Dreamer

@spugsley "And now you're naked based on last night, my fault, so who cares?"

Fluttershy

@IanPugsley True... I'm actually gaining weight faster than running is removing it. o.o

Ian Pugsley

my apparently-bad-at-pooping wife doesn't know what I'm saying

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user15026

3:54 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh. That does make it make more sense. I mostly just got confused.

Ian Pugsley

@spugsley Sometimes when you poop, your pants fit better.

GnomeSlice

user15026

@GnomeSlice I like her smile

spugsley

@RavenDreamer can I borrow some of your hormones? Your brain is delightful

Ian Pugsley

@GnomeSlice I'm honestly a bit creeped out by that.

Raven Dreamer

3:54 AM

@spugsley Sure. I'll give you some homonyms to go with it.

:P

OrigamiRobot

@RavenDreamer You better watch out. @IanPugsley is right there!

Raven Dreamer

@OrigamiRobot Considering the subjects of my message were myself and Gnomeslice... I'd be worried if @IanPugsley cared overmuch.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Essentially it is a story about a 'man who had everything' who spent his entire life miserable, always pursuing what he thought would bring him joy - it never did.

GnomeSlice

Can you not play Dino Beatdown solo?

Blah

spugsley

@RavenDreamer me too O-o

OrigamiRobot

3:55 AM

@RavenDreamer Yea but we are in NC and you said "naked" to another man's wife.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Thank you for explaining. It was one of those films I thought I should like but couldn't quite get. Nw I want to watch it again.

Ian Pugsley

@OrigamiRobot pretty sure he's going to jail

OrigamiRobot

Serious business.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot oh god. I'm going to be stoned, aren't I? Dammit

GnomeSlice

@RavenDreamer Wait, what

Fluttershy

3:56 AM

@OrigamiRobot Well... Since @IanPugsley already said I could destroy him... @spugsley naked naked, naked naked naked, naked naked. Naked. That is all.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn The main thing to understand is that 'Rosebud' is basically a framing device. It's essentially a biography of a very rich, very powerful, very unhappy man.

Raven Dreamer

@GnomeSlice I misread what I wrote immediately after typing something. It was a special kind of messed up.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ah - see Rosebud always confused me

Ian Pugsley

@Fluttershy Just because you have a shotgun doesn't mean you should poke the bear.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn It's just a framing device. It's a narrative trick to provide structure to the story, and to reinforce thematic elements.

Fluttershy

3:57 AM

@IanPugsley I don't own guns.

Krazer