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8:00 PM
But someone should benefit from a Goatify application for Android. :d
what is :d
Emoticon showing tongue towards eyes.
@Upgoat He's got horns. Isn't that close enough?
i need hindlegs
8:02 PM
@Upgoat Racism does not only affect humans.
^ yes +1
Humanism does, though.
How Ask Ubuntu greet each other:
in Ask Ubuntu General Room, Jun 2 at 15:26, by fossfreedom
Good folk of Ask Ubuntu chat - I'm applying for Ubuntu Membership. If you think I'm worthy ... could you write a few words please as part of my testimonial submission? https://wiki.ubuntu.com/fossfreedom
how TNB greet each other:
Apr 30 at 2:20, by Quill
@Downgoat yo, wassup goat man
8:04 PM
CSS people, quick question: can I specify a rule such that an inline code element must fit entirely on a line?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Screwed it.
Ask ubuntu folks like jquer D:
in Ask Ubuntu General Room, 3 mins ago, by Seth
jQuery is awesome.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ?
height: 1em?
I'm trying to make a BF-substitution language in song form using the lyrics of "My Body Lies Over the Ocean" (body instead of Bonnie). Any suggestions of mappings?
@mbomb007 yes, map + to "goatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoat"
8:05 PM
in Ask Ubuntu General Room, 19 secs ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@Seth ಠ_ಠ use vanilla js, it's objectively better.
@Upgoat using the lyrics of the song I mentioned >.>
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You are on Ask Ubuntu? o_O
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ he is blue though, you don't wanna make him ma or (s)he might eleven you
Idc much :P
^ I don't want that happening
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That's why there are  
8:07 PM
It's from a compiled markdown document
@mbomb007 \> ← over; < ← under
That happens every time. • •
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh, use whitespace: no-wrap
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 I wanna do something like - ← bring back, but every third time in a row must be oh bring back my body to me, to me
wait no it's white-space: nowrap
@Upgoat oh, thanks
8:09 PM
;_; @MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ halp, comment in cheddar is borked D: D: D: D: D: ;_;_;_; ;;;;{:-;_::-:_:()**&#R@$*(%&
@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 > ← over; < ← under
Don't you use backticks for code?
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Kevin CruijssenInput + Length + Digits TODO: Proper title.. Suggestions are welcome. code-golfarithmeticinteger Input: List/array of integers (or a string representing a list/array of integers). Output: Sum of each item itself + the length of each item + each individual digit of each item. nr + nr-length...

> I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Star Wars
I'm writing a small intro to jargon, etc. of this site. Right now I have headings "What is golfing?, What is an esoteric language?, What is a terse language?, On operator layouts, What is a golfing language?, What is a functional language?". Does it seem like I'm missing anything?
8:16 PM
What are popcon/code challenge/cnr...?
What are the rules?
Forbidden by defaults?
What is the general answer format?
(Rewrites all of meta)
What is the meta?
I think I should just have suggested reading, for loopholes, forbiddens, etc.. Thanks for the suggestions! I guess I was mainly focusing on the language aspect.
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

SEJPMProve me wrong! code-golf math logic Introduction Your mission in life is simple: Prove people wrong on the internet! To do this you usually carefully analyze their statements and point out the contradiction in them. It's time to automate this, but as we are lazy, we want to prove people wro...

8:23 PM
Isn't that the same dude who sandboxed something a little while ago?
Lots of us have more than one sandbox post...
Q: Cannot distinguish (removed) from (removed)

DowngoatI was on mobile chat today and I accidentally sent a message so I deleted it. Then as a joke the message was followed by a message with the literal text (removed). I suddenly realized I could not tell the difference between a deleted message and a faked one: Can this be fixed? Perhaps by makin...

@Fatalize So that's why the mods killed the avocad meme
we were eating too much avocad, taking away from the new zealand supply
> Since January there have been close to 40 large-scale thefts from avocado orchards
Hilarious article about the MS LinkedIn acquisition: theregister.co.uk/2016/06/14/…
TIL we have 40 active users
btw I fancified Cheddar's git so now it looks all professional
8:31 PM
Why is my icon not the right icon?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Some of this is probably going to be duplicated on the "site-specific text" as part of the design graduation.
□ Congrats! Cheddar is done!
<- My icon should be a dinosaur
Is it to you?
@TimmyD what?
@DanTheMan your chat profile is set to area 51
Jun 7 at 1:06, by Alex A.
Graduation perks update: Community ads were inadvertently overlooked and the CMs will get on that soon. Our site-specific text is under review and we'll get a design once we get updated text.
8:32 PM
^^ your chat profile should be set to PPCG
Just saying, if you're wanting to make something for this site, you may want to wait until after graduation to see what's what.
If you're going to use the text elsewhere, knock yourself out.
I fixed my icon
@TimmyD I'm blogging :P
8:37 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ gesundheit
Wow, we're just all sorts of multi-lingual here, aren't we?
Speaking of
I was in a thrift store the other day, and happened to have spotted some CDs that looked Russian. I was able to use my smartphone with the translator app and camera to translate the words so I could do a Wiki search and determine that I did not want that artist.
Truly, we live in the future.
@TimmyD You mean your brick-shaped wand.
8:46 PM
Order the challenge types here by increasing approximate rarity. Code golf comes first, followed by...
I was also able to do something similar in Rise of the Tomb Raider, by reading some caution signs on the walls
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ...code challenge?
not pop-con?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ .___.
9 mins ago, by TimmyD
oh cool
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ roflmao
I, Recon Orb?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ new name
9:00 PM
I am not going to change my name
Because I find it annoying when other people do it >_>
@LeakyNun For your logic gate challenge, Would taking input but leaving the result on the stack be okay? Alternatively, could the character 0x01 be truthy and 0x00 be falsey?
That is allowed by default (the stack output)
9:05 PM
The stack doesn't display, it's just left there
that's allowed
@flawr I had been happily working through generatingfunctionology, but I got stuck at the mass of definitions about cards, hands, and decks at the start of ch 3. Any advice about understanding those?
@xnor I do not remember any, it has also been a while since I last worked on in to be honest=)
@xnor May I ask: What is did you do/are you doing education wise?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ nice job with the cheddar installer!
9:14 PM
does it work?
@flawr I'm a PhD student doing theoretical computer science
i don't use batch
a slowworm
who golfs code
9:17 PM
@xnor meth math student
@xnor cool!
@xnor do you have a specific project?
What kind of stuff do you work on?
mostly theoretical quantum computing
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes
quantum complexity, algorithms, etc
something i'm never gonna be able to understand=)
> understand=)
> d=)
You're just now noticing?
@flawr its not hard mathematically, most just linear algebra in finite dimensions
9:19 PM
flawr does it on all of his messages, and I've slowly gotten used to it. :P
I just haven't stopping hating. >_>
@El'endiaStarman WHAAAT
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I just double checked, what's wrong with this??
some people just have poor tokenizers
@xnor .....
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ if you are also small cap obsessed you should totally use my small caps userscript
chrome doesn't like it
𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩 𝔱𝔬𝔬:D
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan or @Doorknob (or any vim users) transliterate function in vim?
@flawr I know you reddit, best subreddit ever ^.
9:34 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ i am vim user, what is question
> transliterate function in vim?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :!tr
like %s/123/abc/?
@Doorknob okay thanks
@Upgoat sorta
replcae all 1 with a, 2 with b, etc.
@Doorknob Does that modify the file? TIL
9:35 PM
but not always in order
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ NTFJ returns!
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ lol
@Dennis can Cheddar go on TIO? :3
@flawr ikr
@Doorknob as mod: Can I answer as editor golf to a code-golf question?
9:38 PM
Q: How should vim answers be scored?

Dr Green Eggs and Iron ManI like vim a lot. I've been golfing with it a lot recently. We already have clearly established that vim is a programming language, but there aren't any clear rules on how to score vim answers. The main things that I want to clarify are: Do modifiers (shift, alt, ctrl, etc.) count as an extra k...

So can I count as keystrokes?
or have to be scored as that answer
I think you should have to use Auto Hotkey to use vim
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what do you mean?
@DanTheMan oh god pls no
9:42 PM
@Upgoat I'm glad you like my idea
._. np
@Upgoat Count how many keys I have to press to get that character.
i.e. SA = 3 keys on qwerty, <shift>-S-A
SA is two bytes though
If you are unfamiliar with Auto Hotkey, it is a really weird program/scripting language with which the primary usage is keyboard macros. But you can do a lot more than just macros.
For example, you can eject drives
9:45 PM
And the documentation is really terrible
but the shift key is one press
@DanTheMan it's windows. Windows is garbage.
@Upgoat Hm, sounds cheesy. :P I would.probably have to sandbox it, like I do with the Julia interpreter.
It is also only for Windows. That was part of the joke
vim is mostly for unix and linux, right?
@Dennis I don't think you'd have, to there is no JS eval and it can't do anything interesting (definitely nothing evil)
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ score it in bytes. A ==1 <C-a> == 1 <C-M-a> == 1 etc.
Also, V is mostly vim compatible, so you might be able to use TIO
Sans the bugs of course
I have a browser addon that puts the memory usage of webpages in the title of pages, and the title for this tab is currently this: pastebin.com/2DH3TqpU (too long to send in a message)
@Upgoat So no file access, internet access, ability to spawn subprocesses etc.?
9:55 PM
@Dennis I wish ;-;
@Dennis Is sandboxing easy on TIO?
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan Hit'n'miss. Sandboxing Julia was very easy, but I've tried it with other languages and it didn't work at all.
A: Why did we get 2 new mods?

badpSome of the existing moderators' capacity to handle flags has reduced, and the moderation burden became too unevenly split. This was the situation as of May 30th, 2016: We added two moderators to rebalance the workload.

nice username camel_case
Wow. There's a mod abuse graph?
10:06 PM
too bad there was no mention of 11
oh wait.
that answer has 11 up votes!
MOD ABUSE!!!11!!!!!11!!!!
I finally done it
I have the most reputation on PPCG
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ tf2?
in Cheddar, 45 secs ago, by Upgoat
Cheddar's Switch (lambda?) Proposal! If you'd like to comment, suggest a change or anything, feel free to leave a comment, or if you have edit access, edit the proposal (but leave a footnote describing your changes)
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ @Bálint @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ @(anyone else who cares)
10:21 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, unsubscribe to emails on comments
can you not just post one comment
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ github.com/settings/notifications here change "Watching\n Updates to any repositories or threads you’re watching" to uncheck email
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I'm trying to make Cheddar more professional seeming, so can you please not post comments like:
> CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE ONE BIG COMMENT 5 emails while trying to play tf2 is not fun. >_>
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ idk, it's just that one thread
> The switch lambda, is a block statement, which functions both
@Upgoat And I use too much commas
Q: Join us for the second MSE Town Hall on Wednesday June 22nd

AnaLast month we got together with many of you in the Tavern for our first Meta Stack Exchange Town Hall. Like we shared in my original announcement, amazing as meta is, we need to do more to keep lines of communication open with the users who work alongside us to make our software great in the long...

@flawr Cool loading icon
10:28 PM
@flawr Haha, that's amazing. I'm gonna have to get that for my graphics designer sister.
@flawr protip: calc()
@DrGreenEggsandIronMan It doesn't load for me
@Bálint That is really cool, didn't know about it.
It's not that hard to center things and to give them the right size
Just use the proper unit
I still don't really get the % though.
I never get what the percentages are referring to.
10:31 PM
@flawr It's good for aligning things
Depends on the positioning
It refers to the size of the current container by default
So what is it if the current conatiner is just <body>
But really, if you use it for anything other than positioning, then you're doing something wrong
@flawr The window's width
So how about the height? Can you make anything as a percentage of the window's height?
@flawr If you use it for height, then it becomes the height of the window
So let's take an 800 * 600 window
I do not have the impression that this is true
10:35 PM
width: 50%;
height: 50%;
This way we get a 400*300 element
SO, with percentages, you can't really create a square
This is why we prefer the container and the blog styled website
I understood that, but i never get the result.
I can't find my example right now, where it didn't seem to work that way.
But thanks for the explanations!
@flawr But, if you set the position to absolute, then it refers to the window
^This is probably your problem
Relative works the same as default
Might very well have been that way.
Can you recommend any good reference / book?
10:41 PM
I learned form trial and error
You have a finite setof CSS properties
The other problem probably was that I never realy thoroughly learned it, but always just copied a snipped from here, and another from there, and tried something like this or like that.
@flawr percentage heights rarely does what you what
@NathanMerrill never*
@NathanMerrill I noticed that=)
10:43 PM
Again, if you use it for anything other than positioning, then rethink what you're doing
it's easier to use pixel heights and just use media queries
@Quill I hate that.
@Quill Or different style types
I've actually used them, but it was in a div where the height was calculated
10:45 PM
Why can't just everybode everywhere have the exact same screen and browser as I do? It would make CSSing much easier.
or you could just carve the design you want on a rock, and then sell that rock to people
Just have a fixed size container aligned in the center, and use that
@Quill yes
my summer job last summer
If you want the height of the screen, use VH units. If you want columns, use flexbox
10:46 PM
The style I like to call "blog style" is just a fixed size thin strip in the middle
And you can put your stuff there
It looks something like twitter
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ you did rock carving for a job?
You rock!
Last christmas, I got a task from my IT teacher to make a christmas-card-site
with chisel
@Bálint lol
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Don't laugh, It took me at least 8 hours, and most of these were taken from different classes
I don't think I went to music class for about 3 weeks once
10:50 PM
more lol
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ was it cold?
The result was a website, wich seriously looked like it's from the 80s
The teacher wanted everything to move
is it still up?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I wanted to save you from it
But if you want
10:55 PM
not that bad
New challenge about taylor series again in 10 minutes :D
This time I don't even know if an algorithm exists
except computing every term by brute force
11:14 PM
@LeakyNun there's a lot of possible built ins the 16 logic gates in Python as long as you're OK with Truthy/Falsey things that are specific to the given function
SQL (or even database) beginner and want to use @StackExchange Data Explorer? Try the new tutorial: http://data.stackexchange.com/tutorial
My ears were ringing :)
(monking, golfers)
@LeakyNun range can stand in for <=
@xnor Oh that's clever
11:20 PM
Q: Golf the Inverse of Exponential Generating Function!

Leaky NunEarlier, we talked about exponential generating functions. Task You will take a few terms of an exponential generating function, and your task is to find another exponential generating function of that many terms, such that their product is 1 when truncated to that many terms. That is, given a...

@Quill That's a nice tutorial, I think I'll bookmark it
Q: Golf the Inverse of Exponential Generating Function!

Leaky NunEarlier, we talked about exponential generating functions. Task You will take a few terms of an exponential generating function, and your task is to find another exponential generating function of that many terms, such that their product is 1 when truncated to that many terms. That is, given a...

0011 round
0110 cmp
0100 range
1011 pow
0100 xrange
0001 min
0111 complex
0111 max
iterating through Python built-ins and getting their logic-gate signature
11:33 PM
shortest for built-ins plus int methods:
0000 int.__init__
0001 min
0010 int.__rshift__
0011 round
0100 range
0101 int.__rlshift__
0110 cmp
0111 max
1011 pow
1101 int.__rpow__
1111 slice
11:48 PM
@quartata Too bad Spotify shuts it down in October.
@LeakyNun will this work?: substitute n different x's into the initial taylor, take the inverse of each of the results, and then you have n equations in n variables(b coefficients)?

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