The Nineteenth Byte

Downgoat

00:00

wtf english I'd and I'd expand to diffrence things...

aditsu

@AlexA. I like it

Alex A.

> diffrence things

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes I know, but it is difficult to make a context sentitive chatbot. Handling contractions is difficult as-is without worrying about contractions

aditsu

needs more buffalo

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes ...

I am trying to create an actually smart chatbot this time

Maltysen

00:04

the instant app install things look AWESOME

mbomb007

@Sparr I didn't say that was my only objection. I merely stated that was one example. I object to the situation of peeking as well as the others in the article.

aditsu

@Downgoat an intelligent one? like.. Tay? :)

Downgoat

@aditsu depends on how intelligent you consider Tay

aditsu

well, it can parse and learn wonderful things from other people

Nathan Merrill

theonion.com/graphic/cover-letter-writing-tips-52939

Quill

00:10

wow a wild @bjb appeared

aditsu

have you guys heard that Trump is threatening to sue The Onion and demanding an apology?

bjb568

This domain's chat sound is atrocious and surprises me in how bad it is every time I join chat here.

aditsu

@bjb568 chat sound? like in pings?

bjb568

bah! it happened again!

yes

aditsu

@bjb568 oh noes

bjb568

00:12

:0

aditsu

@bjb568 are you saying the sound is different in other SE chats?

bjb568

Yep, in SO chat and MSE chat.

aditsu

@bjb568 ok, I didn't know that

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

ohai @bjb568

bjb568

Hallo

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

00:13

@aditsu the onion?

@bjb568 ?

oh, the ping sound.

Why don't you like it @bjb568?

aditsu

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yeah, look 4 lines higher for a sample

bjb568

cdn-chat.sstatic.net/chat/se.mp3

Quill

MSE and SO have much better chat sounds

bjb568

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Jarring, gets annoying when repeated.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

oh, I like it. :/

Quill

00:15

there is a chat plugin to set your ping sound

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

the SO one sucks.

@Quill link?

Quill

:/

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Quill what?

missed the edit.

Quill

sounds like MSE now

aditsu

@Quill ping

A Nerd - I

00:16

I'm going to look for an old challenge and answer it in Jelly. I guess I may as well try to learn SOME golfing language.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ y u close teh skypes

quartata

Jelly is easily the hardest to learn. I'd start with Pyth.

A Nerd - I

Pyth then

lol

aditsu

I'd start with CJam, but I'm a little biased :p

A Nerd - I

Correction:

I should learn to program before I learn to golf

Downgoat

00:18

@Quill do you know how to fix this errorL

Warning: Cannot find module '../modules/web.dom.iterable' Use --force to continue.

I think babel is borked

Quill

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ github.com/murukeshm/SEChatSound

quartata

@aditsu "little"

Quill

@Downgoat you're probably missing a babel plugin

Downgoat

@Quill but I'm not?

quartata

Speaking of which did you push the overlapping slices fix to SourceForge?

Quill

00:20

rm -rf node_modules
npm install

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

My new ping sound:

rikerw.github.io/rick_astley-never_gonna_give_you_up_v3.mp3

test pls?

@Downgoat ping me.

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ beautiful

aditsu

it's a bit long

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

oops

BUT THE GLORY

quartata

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Totally won't be abused

Quill

00:21

@EasterlyIrk nice...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@quartata ikr

Alex A.

Will the entire song play every time you get pinged?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yeah

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ huh that sucks

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

hey, at least it only plays once. not multiple times for each ping.

Quill

00:21

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ weird

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it would also be annoying if someone pinged you a lot

Alex A.

Does it start over with each ping or do they play asynchronously?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

... i don't mind, that has no effect.

Quill

@EasterlyIrk downgoat is right

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@AlexA. neither, successive pings don't do anything.

:D

If already playing, it does nothing.

Downgoat

00:22

@Quill O_o that fixed it

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

And it stops at the chorus.

Quill

4 mins ago, by Quill

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ https://github.com/murukeshm/SEChatSound

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes and the sound link

rikerw.github.io/rick_astley-never_gonna_give_you_up_v3.mp3

Alex A.

So effectively you aren't audibly notified of pings. Might as well mute them and play Never Gonna Give You Up on iTunes or something.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@QPaysTaxes instructions

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Q: SE Chat custom notification sound

Screenshot / Code Snippet About Someone found the current *beep* sound annoying and asked for a way to change the sound. Such a feature did not exist, so I created this UserScript which adds a button next to the notification settings button. This button opens a popup which allows you to ...

@AlexA. nah, i'm good.

Quill

00:23

Except that's a broken version on StackApps

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

if I don't want it I can refresh.

yeah

Quill

in python? yeah

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

somebody ping me?

Sparr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

hm

0/10 no workee

try again?

oh, works now.

thanks

bjb568

00:25

I have changed the chat ping sound now. Ping me!

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

gtg bai

quartata

Gonna record myself yelling "pls send the codez" and make that my new ping sound

9

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@bjb568 goodbye

bjb568

:D

:D x2

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

what sound?

bjb568

00:26

askubuntu

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay

Nathan Merrill

Elendia is in charge of Pytek

quartata

It'll be a foreach loop but it will have a couple goodies and it won't look like for.. in

Nathan Merrill

?

quartata

@NathanMerrill contributor lieutenant guy person

Nathan Merrill

00:29

@quartata ah, but I imagine El'endia is still making the design decisions?

I was confused because Q's question made it sound like you were :)

Downgoat

@phase thanks for using Cheddar as an example of shitty commits

@QPaysTaxes blog.jadonfowler.xyz/2016/05/16/good-git.html

go to the "Notice how much code I changed. You shouldn’t be adding everything at once, nor should you only add a couple characters. I’ll leave it as an excercise to the reader to find a happy medium. I tend to stick to committing once I’ve implemented a major feature or have fixed a bug." part

quartata

I personally think that CI commit was fine since it wasn't really code

Downgoat

On the topic of git, I made a repo for Chatgoat 3.0

quartata

@QPaysTaxes we also will have a \nestfor which takes multiple blocks and executes each at the corresponding depth of the array e.g

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat @phase has a really nice blog.

quartata

00:39

\nestfor { 1 } { 2 } { 3 } on [[[1,2],[3,4]], [[5,6],[7,8]]] executes 1 on [[1,2],[3,4]] and [[5,6],[7,8]], 2 on [1,2] [3,4] [5,6] [7,8] and 3 on 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Although it isn't really in that order.

More like [[1,2],[3,4]] on 1 then [1,2] [3,4] on 2...

Bald Bantha

@QPaysTaxes where did u get the domain

b/c it comes up with github rn

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes does this help? (assuming you've already made your gh-pages branch)

:D

quartata

@QPaysTaxes Yes those are all actually functions. Functions can take a code block, like in Ruby

Yeah.

We haven't quite puzzled out what the syntax for defining functions that take blocks will look like though.

Downgoat

oh no, I just sent an email to [email protected] regarding downgoat.me :|

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

#fail

Downgoat

00:45

I don't want bob to steal downgoat.com ;_;

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@Downgoat downgoat.net

@Downgoat he won't, trust me.

quartata

Well I know a college you're not getting into ;)

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ but its free, so (s)he might

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

he won't want the hassle

quartata

No goats allowed at MIT

Downgoat

00:46

eh, downgoat.com is still available

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

\o/

Downgoat

@quartata ;_; brb starting protest outside capitol

Alex A.

@QPaysTaxes Dammit, I wanted to use my last name but the only domain available is .rocks. :/

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

> I'll take a Alex, on the rocks.

@AlexA. what about alexiswrong.com?

Alex A.

Also .rocks isn't free, only .me is

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

00:50

@QPaysTaxes not really.

Alex A.

wrongismyna.me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

Alex A.

Nick?!

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes \o/

Alex A.

TIL

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

00:51

@AlexA. is that so suprising?

@QPaysTaxes noice

@QPaysTaxes an alex has a feather for style, like some martinis have a lemon/lime slice.

Alex A.

Suave

But you don't put citrus in a martini

You put an olive in it

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

My grandfather doesn't...

Quill

@AlexA. people have names, you know

that said WE DONT HAVE NAMES ON THE INTERNET

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

He puts spicy mustard and either a lemon or lime slice.

It's disgusting.

Alex A.

Spicy mustard?

WTAF

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

00:52

yeah

ikr

it's fucked up

@AlexA. kinda like saskmustard.com/consumer/recipes/recipe-mustardmartini.html

Alex A.

Oh nice, I can get dude420.me

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

quartata

quartata.xyz is only 44 cents, noice

Downgoat

@AlexA. alex420.me is available

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

:P

yeah

TIL gmail isn't a school.

Downgoat

00:55

TIL [email protected] is eligible for downgoat.me but downgoat isn't ;_;

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

quartata

I still have my university email address but I don't really want a .me tld

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr should register brokenairfra.me.

@quartata i'll take it

pls?

Quill

you can have a .com can't you?

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

yeah

Alex A.

00:57

fuck.me is taken :(

6

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

but only .me is free

quartata

@AlexA. curl it see if there's anything there

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

or just go the site...

quartata

That's it? I was expecting something that stole your cookies or something

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@quartata it's just owned by the domain provider for .me.

Geobits

01:04

la.me

orlp

i.redditmedia.com/…

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

wtf

El'endia Starman

@orlp [eye twitch]

Downgoat

Should: 2 + "foo" implicitly cast and make "2foo" or throw an error?

mınxomaτ

7

@Mego :D

El'endia Starman

01:11

@Downgoat quartata had the idea of using different operators for addition and concatenation like Perl, thus Pytek will do + for addition, which attempts to coerce strings to numbers, and << for concatenation, which will coerce numbers to strings.

Downgoat

@El'endiaStarman oh :/ I don't like the implicit thing and multiple operators so I'll go with erroring

El'endia Starman

Which is the other good option and perfectly reasonable.

Anonymous

01:28

@mınxomaτ We are great!

Anonymous

I'll fight anyone who says we're ~~noot~~ not

Cyoce

function G(f, v){
  if (v == f(v)){
    return v;
  } else {
    return G(f, f(v));}
  }

shit

Anonymous

That looks like a stack overflow waiting to happen

Downgoat

@Cyoce nice indentation

^^

looks like Cheddar's tokenizer source code

Anonymous

@AlexA. It's not taken. It's just squatted.

Anonymous

01:30

G=lambda f,v:v!=f(v)and G(f,f(v))or v

Anonymous

Python is so beautiful sheds tear

phase

@Downgoat I linked to Cheddar like 5 times. Now you know what to do better :D

Downgoat

@phase yeah but I'm using c9 so I can't keep my ssh keys and all there to sign my commits

@Mego I don't think "beautiful" is the right word

Cyoce

@Mego G=(f,v)=>f(v)==v?v:G(f,f(v)) JS is beautifuler

Anonymous

@Cyoce You lose lots of points for having to use ===

Anonymous

01:33

And now it's not the same code

Downgoat

^^^

Cyoce

It's the same as the original code I wrote

phase

@Downgoat Command line or nothing

Downgoat

@phase I do use command line

but because C9 is shared, I'm pretty sure everyone else would be able to see my ssh keys

phase

@Downgoat What are you sharing in it? The code?

Downgoat

01:36

@phase C9 is an online IDE / workspace, but it's also collaborative so they can open up a terminal and run cat ~/.ssh/github_rsa and, boom, they've got my private keys

phase

@Downgoat "they" being other people working with you on the project?

Downgoat

@phase yeah

RenderSettings

|*({a/gate b/*} ?:(=(b (a b)) b $(b (a b))))
Yay, fixpoints!

Cyoce

10←?=aeaGaae Pretzel is not very beautiful

phase

@Downgoat I think using git as it was made would be easier than having people work on an "online IDE" which has less features than a terminal.

Cyoce

01:38

Anyway, what should I call G?

Downgoat

@phase oh, it's a full-featured workspace. I can run sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root for all I wanr

RenderSettings

fix, because it gets the fixpoint

phase

@Downgoat Then commit properly

Cyoce

But f, i and x are taken... ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

@phase I am trying

phase

01:43

@Downgoat From the latest commit: What operator did you add? What does it do? What did you change to make it work?. Ask yourself questions that you think someone viewing the code would ask.

Downgoat

@phase ack, git messed up my thing

I did "added `repr` operator" but my command line interpreted repr which was not intended

lemme fix that

phase

@Downgoat And add a descriptoin!

orlp

i.imgur.com/GL9Je3O.gifv

RenderSettings

@Cyoce Hm, which ones aren't? @ might work, for attractor

Doorknob

@Downgoat you shouldn't be using -m or similar

Downgoat

01:45

@Doorknob :|

phase

@Downgoat Always use a terminal editor.

Anonymous

I use -m for very short commits (like "performance enhancement in X function by using Y approach instead of slower Z approach" or "merge PR#whatever")

Anonymous

But most of the time I just use vim to edit the commmit message

Anonymous

inb4 emacs vs vim fight

phase

Micro is pretty cool.

Doorknob

01:48

@phase That screenshot looks /very/ vimmish

phase

@Doorknob it looks like every other terminal text editor

Helka Homba

@Maltysen android.com/versions/name-n

Maltysen

@HelkaHomba yeah I saw the keynote

submitted nutella

Helka Homba

I assume it had to be candy related

What else works besides Nutella?

Maltysen

nougat

I also submitted that

phase

01:51

That could get really bad really quick. "N***er" for example

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@HelkaHomba No.

Maltysen

@phase he said that google reserved the right to pick the winner :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@phase lol

Downgoat

oh great, I fucked my entire commit history trying to fix it with rebase ;_;

phase

Someone post this on 4chan please I need to see it burn

Maltysen

01:52

@Downgoat gg

Anonymous

Why would you use rebase?

Anonymous

Don't try to re-write history

Downgoat

oh no, git pull reverted all my changes ;_;

Helka Homba

@phase Yeah but Google's obviously smart enough to anticipate that

Anonymous

@Downgoat git gud

Doorknob

01:54

@Mego The "never rebase" mantra doesn't make sense when you're squashing trivial commits or similar; I've always preferred "always quintuple-check while rebasing"

Helka Homba

@Maltysen And Nutella is technically a brand name so it's probably a no-go too :/

Maltysen

@HelkaHomba they did kit-kat

Helka Homba

oh yeah

Anonymous

I'd rather keep the trivial commits as a monument to my sins, so that they might remind me not to do that again

Downgoat

is there anyway to recover my stuffs or did git fuck up my code completely

Anonymous

01:56

Git didn't do anything except what you told it to do. You fucked up.

Maltysen

@Mego git commit -m "changed all spaces to tabs" :P

Downgoat

@Mego I accidentaly did git rebase --skip and I think it deleted that commit

Anonymous

@Maltysen That's not trivial. That's massive, and incorrect.

Downgoat

WHY WOULD YOU NAME IT SO INNOCENTLY IF IT IS SO EVIL

Maltysen

@Downgoat do u still have ur code on github or somethin?

Downgoat

01:58

@Maltysen no

i am so sad right now ;;;__;;;

Anonymous

Don't listen to me

Maltysen

@Mego checkout and branch

Doorknob

add

Maltysen

status

Nathan Merrill

Neopolitan

Doorknob

01:58

diff

log

Maltysen

blame

@NathanMerrill git: 'Neopolitan' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Doorknob

remote?

Anonymous

rebase should not be used :P

Downgoat

is my code gone now? :'(

Anonymous

stash is also useful

Doorknob

01:59

stash, yeah

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