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10:00 PM
@Quill adds a lot of array functions, and maybe some more
 
^ null is truthy, but my version is a little more explicit
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ array functions built into the standard prototype or external to that?
 
!null === true
@Quill Both, like the colors library.
 
Fixed version: Array.from(document.querySelectorAll("[id^='message-']")).filter(e => e.querySelector(".content")).filter(e=>e.querySelector(".content").innerHTML.spl‌​it(" ").length < 5).map(e => e.style.color = "red")
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ... this better not be the code with array.nine-hundred-eighty-fifth......
 
And it looks cool.
 
10:01 PM
Yeah.
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ no, haha
[3, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9, 2, 6, 5, 3, 5].group(n => n % 2 === 0) => [[3, 1], [4], [1, 5, 9], [2, 6,], [5, 3, 5]]
 
@QPaysTaxes Anyway, the recurrence-relation definition of fibonacci …+1 is still shorter
 
@El'endiaStarman whatpulse.org
 
(I scaled down the screenshot.)
That's the highest red-text density recently.
 
10:05 PM
@QPaysTaxes Yup! I'm really just implementing a lot of ruby's array stuff
@El'endiaStarman that could be an interesting tool as well. create a density map--given a time (e.g. transcript time), give the ratio of red-to-non
 
so I just found an old iPod shuffle (from like 2009), now I get to listen to the shit I listened to back then....
 
Same window size. There were several more non-red messages above and below that section.
 
I love the interval thing--it just auto-reds it
 
10:08 PM
wait what's the red for?
 
"not interesting"
 
 
@Quill All messages with fewer than 5 "words" (separated by spaces).
 
also whatpulse heatmap is amazing
 
like this and that^
and that
you failed
 
10:09 PM
There was a three-word chat at one time.
 
no, it's not red
@El'endiaStarman still is
 

 TAC (The Acronym Chat)

SAHAAH (Sometimes Acronym-Hot, Always Acronym-Heavy). Every me...
it got worse
 

 Three Word Chat

Only Three Words
 
oh it died
now I feel the need to be brief >_>
 
I want to un-see a few movies just to see them for the first time - again.
 
@Quill ...well, that seems entirely pointless. What's the point of chatting with acronyms if you're just gonna put the message itself in there too? :P
 
@NathanMerrill How long have you been married?
 
I literally said OMG in there and zyabin moved it saying "they all need explanation"
 
@AlexA. er, just about to hit our second anniversary
 
10:12 PM
Oh wow, congrats!
 
@NathanMerrill Oh! Well, congrats! :D
 
@Quill Just hit Bruno Mars... my disappointment is going up
 
its not that close
in June
but thanks
 
CONGRATULATIONS!
 
@QPaysTaxes I'm hoping to come up with more recurrence-related builtins like that but can't think of any
@Quill After hitting Bruno Mars, I would be the opposite of disappointed!
2
 
10:20 PM
it got worse somehow, and then I found a remix I've been missing for a while that balanced it all out
 
@Cyoce ( ͡° ͜ʖ °)
 
I think this is my first time with a double-starboard presence?
 
you mean, being on the starboard twice?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ having two messages on the starboard simulataneously
 
@Cyoce What's the other one?
 
10:25 PM
 
oh
I missed that one, somehow
 
Greetings @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ @Downgoat (belated)
 
@Quill this is a really cool piece of software.
@Cyoce lol hai
I've been lurking.
25 mins ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ... this better not be the code with array.nine-hundred-eighty-fifth......
 
@Cyoce hai @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ @Cyoce @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
 
10:27 PM
no me? :3
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ rekt in an alternate reality
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ whoops, forgot D:
 
@Cyoce rekt by unrekting
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I have a mouse bind to kill the software so I can enter sensitive info.... I suggest you do something similar
 
10:27 PM
reking or rekting?
@Quill oh, yeah
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ rekking
(the t is for past tense)
 
How is this error messasge for accessing an undefined variable?:
TypeError: Cannot read property 'has' of undefined
    at Interface.<anonymous> (/home/ubuntu/workspace/Cheddar/dist/interpreter/tests/repl.js:138:39)
    at emitOne (events.js:77:13)
    at Interface.emit (events.js:169:7)
    at Interface._onLine (readline.js:211:10)
    at Interface._line (readline.js:550:8)
    at Interface._ttyWrite (readline.js:827:14)
    at ReadStream.onkeypress (readline.js:106:10)
    at emitTwo (events.js:87:13)
    at ReadStream.emit (events.js:172:7)
    at emitKeys (readline.js:1251:14)
 
okay well, I'm convinced either A) somebody secretly uploaded 90% shit music to my old iPod or B) I need to go back in time and slap my younger self
 
@Quill while you're at it, can you prevent me from signing up for this Python class?
 
Tastes change over time
 
10:29 PM
@Cyoce too easy?
 
For example, in high school I was really into black metal
 
oooh, this song/video is one I used to listen to
 
@AlexA. now what color of metal are you into?
 
Mostly blue
 
@AlexA. I went like Dubstep->Electronic->Soft Rock->Grunge->Soft Metal->jpop->jmetal->grunge
 
10:32 PM
What's "soft metal"?
Like aluminum?
 
like alice in chains
 
They're grunge
 
@AlexA. metal that has evolved fur to survive the winters.
 
okay, okay, system of the down then
 
I wouldn't really call them metal either but I don't really know what I would call them
 
10:33 PM
oh christ the fast and furious songs... and that's enough reminiscing for... well ever
 
@Quill >_> that would have been bad.
 
brb preparing a time machine
 
I don't understand the last panel
 
10:36 PM
@Quill He killed Hitler after WW2
 
I've been pretty consistent with my preferred genres. I like singer-songwriter (especially female) and soundtrack/orchestral
 
I read a good scifi book on messing with events in time once... pretty nice
 
@AlexA. well we can settle on Slipknot and Five Finger Death Punch
 
@Quill what author?
 
10:37 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I cannot remember >_>
 
@Quill eyyyy ffdp!
 
I read Pathfinder by Orson Scott Card, and it had a bunch of time travel.
 
it was a young adult style read, but it wasn't bad
 
10:45 PM
Why not both?
 
The second should do [4 2]
@QPaysTaxes make one double the array, and the other double the contents in the array
 
How about [1 2] 2 .* for that
 
.* means elementwise multiplication in a lot of languages
 
my xkcd bot is now safe for the wild, anyone want to check it out? I can bring it in here but I don't think some people would enjoy that....
 
@QPaysTaxes aw
 
10:53 PM
I'll be in sandbox with it

Sandbox

Where you can play with chat features (except flagging) and ch...
 
I just consumed a pomegranate
my god
 
@QPaysTaxes no, really.
 
xkcdBot, ~ $
21 1 6
 
10:54 PM
they're like sprinklers of pigment
 
there's an xkcdBot for Tavern on the Meta
 
everything becomes purple
 
@QPaysTaxes It's just * in J
 
10:55 PM
MATLAB
 
hype
(that's my Stack Exchange USB :P)
 
@Quill NOt the same thing
 
@Doorknob clapclap
 
@Doorknob o_O i want one!
 
10:56 PM
@Doorknob where 2 get
or is it custom.....
 
@orlp pro tip pomegranate stains never come out so make sure to wear an apron or something when butchering them for seeds
 
@BaldBantha got it from a meta.SE contest, I think
 
>_> i want one anyway
 
10:59 PM
@quartata I was butt naked
9
 
that's one way to approach it
 
@Doorknob how big is it?
 
@orlp r u red now?
 
s/red/purple/
And I think he is always purple...
 
11:01 PM
in Sandbox, 17 secs ago, by Quill
@BaldBantha xkcd how do juic avocad, I tri for 30 minut and no juic
 
I think Bald Bantha's bot is broken
 
@Quill 2gb
 
oh... I suppose it would've been a while ago
 
hm, arch booter is small.
 
11:02 PM
Agggh recursion is so long in Pretzel it hurts me to write.
 
Come on! ?=aeeexaae is just ridiculous
The iterative solution is just $≠ëaee
 
@Cyoce How does the recursive solution work?
 
?=aeeexaae

? ternary:
 = equality:
  a(e)
  e
 e
 x call this function with the arguments:
  a
  ae a(e)
@quartata ^
 
wait
why did people star my message that I was butt naked?
 
11:14 PM
no context is best context
 
@Quill ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
function alexIsFalse(input){
    if(input.user == "Alex A."){
// api Get stuff removed for simplicity
    chat("You are wrong: " + nlp.statement(input.txt).negate().text());
    }
}
new module for my bot ^
 
@Doorknob By the way, thanks for reminding me to do some more tinkering on my Arch VM and see if everything is in order for me to attempt to install it on my actual comp
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Where are you? This is all your fault!
What have you done!
 
@Doorknob I didn't realize that computers still came with those stupid little red nubbons
@BaldBantha Lovely
 
11:32 PM
@AlexA. test it out in sandbox
not PPCG sandbox
 
@MartinBüttner how to I enable ecmascript mode on retina? e` doesn't work for me :(
 
Because you're not an upgoat
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

SpeedyNinjaSolve Passwords in "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes" In Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, players are tasked with defusing bombs based on information from their "experts" (other people with a manual). Each bomb is made up of modules, one of which can be passwords, where the expert is given this...

 
Why on earth would you want to switch to ECMA mode, when you have a superior another mode already? ;)
 
11:47 PM
@mınxomaτ because in ecmascript mode [^] matches everything
anyone see a way to golf this:
0
A: Will the beam hit?

DowngoatRetina, 56 52 42 bytes O.*<|>.*O|v(.*\n)[^O]*O\1|O(.*\n)[^^]*\^\2 I've golfed this but maybe an if-might be shorter? Looking for ways to [ab]use regex more...

 
@Downgoat wanna test something in sandbox my bot has a new feature
 
@BaldBantha No thanks
 
@BaldBantha is that JS?
 
@Downgoat yeah. With libraries and stuf
 
then use === it's better
 
11:54 PM
1 more byte and nothing will ever equate exactly to Alex A. that is not a string, AFAIK. but sure. ill edit it
 

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