« first day (1937 days earlier)      last day (2908 days later) » 

Anonymous
2:00 AM
@Downgoat If anybody had a copy cloned (that's another one I forgot), you could use that as a backup
 
@Maltysen google: 'Neopolitan' is the next android name. See 'google name Android N.`
 
@NathanMerrill but they're still asking for suggestions, right?
 
^ feelings about git right now
 
yeah :)
 
oh!
joke

my head
 
2:01 AM
lol
 
@Downgoat Didn't you copy a backup to an encrypted external drive stored in a fireproof safe every 20 minutes? If not it's sadly your own fault.
 
@RenderSettings pretty much everything is free except /[AEIOUFGHXYZ]/i.
 
38 mins ago, by Cyoce
function G(f, v){
  if (v == f(v)){
    return v;
  } else {
    return G(f, f(v));}
  }
 
2:07 AM
braces are matched?
just weird
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I will be very sad if avocad doesn't make the unicode 9.0 spec
 
tasty
 
Whoah. It is matched. the formatting just got mangled
Let's try this again.
 
2:10 AM
 
 
@HelkaHomba Little does the artist know, but that woman is covering the mysterious avocad that just formed on her nose.
 
Anonymous
So I just realized that there is no need to require readline in Actually, because I killed the REPL mode
 
Anonymous
Which means that Actually is now pure Python, and thus can run on Windows
 
@Mego Does readline not work on windows?
 
Anonymous
2:15 AM
Well considering it's a GNU tool... No.
 
O is written in C and it can run on everything.
though it could with Java too
really anything other than Python and assembly
 
why did you chose to use that ~god forsaken~ language again?
 
@HelkaHomba sad face with button?
 
@Downgoat liar
 
2:16 AM
baton*
 
Face with hot dog nose
 
@Geobits ?
 
lol!
 
It's Pinocchio :P
 
2:17 AM
oh
ohhhhhh
 
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Anonymous
@phase Using O? I wanted to add a solution to an easy challenge
 
@Mego No, Python.
 
haha, sure "nose"
 
Anonymous
2:18 AM
@phase Because it's great and does all things
 
@Downgoat I bet he's a hit with the... uh never mind.
 
@Quill lel
 
how is this error message?:
 
Anonymous
I have plans to port Seriously to C++ sometime soon
 
2:19 AM
`+` has no behavior for types `Number` and `String`
 
@Mego except wrindows compatibiliblitbltiy
@Mego use Go
 
@Downgoat Maybe "is not defined for ..."
 
@phase carrot.emoji
@Geobits ok
 
Anonymous
@phase Nah, pure Python works fine on Windows. It's only those C extensions that require features from the past decade that have issues, because MSVC sucks.
 
@Downgoat Invalid argument types for +: x and y
 
2:20 AM
@phase how do I change a commit message in HEAD~2 WITHOUT destroying everything?
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat TypeError: cannot concatenate 'str' and 'int' objects
 
Anonymous
Or the confusing message in Python 3.4: TypeError: Can't convert 'int' object to str implicitly
 
@Mego eww, python error message
 
How about the more specific: You can't do that
 
@Geobits that's what it errors when you use tabs
 
Anonymous
2:21 AM
2 bytes: No
 
something smells cheesy...
 
@Downgoat Oh, then you're doing it wrong already.
 
@Sp3000 that's the 15th cheesy joke I think
 
@Downgoat Just remove that merge commit
 
how?
 
2:22 AM
@Downgoat Were any of them any gouda?
 
@Geobits roasted
 
That's too bad. You'd think with all the sharp people in here there'd be some decent cheese puns :/
 
oh no, I ran rm -rf Cheddar/ instead of rm -rf Cheddar-bak/ ;_;
 
Why??
 
2:24 AM
accident with tab compleition
its okay because I created a backup this time tho
 
@Geobits Please stop. I camembert cheese puns >:|
 
This is getting out of hand. Brie reasonable.
 
Guys I have an algorithms question
 
@quartata It's Downgoat's fault. He totally bleu it.
 
@phase is this commit a good one?
@QPaysTaxes solution is to not use firefox and use babel instead
 
2:28 AM
@Maltysen ?
 
@QPaysTaxes I meant that most people use firefox due to its ES6/7 support so if you're using it for the ES6/7 support you should instead just use babel
dQw4w9WgXcQ is rickroll video id
 
@QPaysTaxes Is it the really obvious rickroll?
 
@Geobits I was sorting my bookshelf(IRL), using insertion sort, and I knew that insertion sort is O(n^2) because of the outer loop going thorugh all the books being O(n) and the inner loop for placing each book being O(n). Doing it IRL, I saw that the inner loop was way faster for humans than computers, since we kinda are able to jump to almost the right position.
I then realized that the inner loop is O(n) because its a linear search. And then I thought about replacing it with a binary or even interpolation search, making it O(nlogn). Does this work? If so, what's it called?
 
@Geobits You can do feta than that
 
@Maltysen I know there's a term for this (in human terms), because it's basically the same way you'd sort a hand of cards and I've read some on that. I don't remember exactly what it is called, though.
@HelkaHomba Probably not. I'm no cheese expert. If this turns into a contest I'll get creamed.
 
2:32 AM
@AlexA. Parmesan to ban all these bad cheese puns?
@Geobits cream cheesed?
 
>_>
 
@QPaysTaxes that was fast
mind uploading?
@QPaysTaxes ._.
its ok then
 
@QPaysTaxes don't be a Hooligan
 
@quartata you Stilton stop it
 
2:34 AM
def G(f, v): # what should I call this?
             # (one printable ASCII char other than AEIOUFGHXYZ in upper or lowercase
  if f(v) == v:
    return v
  else:
    return G(f, f(v))
 
@HelkaHomba Meh. Finding things to Lennify has become a cottage industry here lately.
 
@Maltysen The problem with insertion sort for computers isn't the linear search, it's the shifting of array elements. In real life, you can just shove a whole stack of books rightwards in one go, assuming there aren't too many.
 
@Sp3000 ohh that makes sense
 
These cheese puns have me adelost
 
@Sp3000 so would it be faster with a linked list?
 
2:35 AM
@QPaysTaxes ಠ_ಠ
 
but no, that would make binary search useless
 
@QPaysTaxes closer... only need to shave off 6 more bytes...
?
 
@Geobits nacho best effort either (Sorry I keep insulting you o_O)
 
@HelkaHomba Yea, sometimes people react that way. "What? You gruyère own puns? They're terrible!"
 
If you guys don't stop with the cheese puns I'll shoot you both with a camera :P
 
2:41 AM
@Sp3000 Holy Swiss, that's a serious threat.
 
Gouda god, I'm frightened
 
-1 repeat
Sorry, I know you just walked in :P
 
Hey gimme a break I just got here
:P
 
But seriously, -1.
 
Someone moved Sp's cheese ._.
 
2:43 AM
Queso are we almost out of cheeses now?
 
there's always morbier
 
Ugh, it's always one thing orda other that gets the pun streaks started here.
 
We should do a veggie one for Alex
 
Wait, do those even count if we're doing cheese puns? :P
Besides, they're far too corny >_>
 
are the cheese puns still going?
 
2:48 AM
@Downgoat These pretzels are making me thirsty.
 
@Downgoat no, your logic is full of ... holes
 
._.
 
Most of them haven't been very grate, tbh.
 
@HelkaHomba is he vegan or vegeterian?
 
@Maltysen Vegan.
 
2:51 AM
oic
 
A nice and sensible vegan. :P
 
rigby
 
Fun fact: In Pretzel, is the only infix "operator"
 
[citation needed]
(not for the operator, for the "fun" part :P )
 
@QPaysTaxes It specifies the "type signature" of a function. Basically specifies the arity of its arguments.
 
2:55 AM
@El'endiaStarman huhwhat
 
0
Q: An Elegant and Simple Way to convert integer column to numeric in dataframe in R

wanglinskiI've got a dataframe which contains different kinds of types of columns, such as integer, character, numeric, factor and so on. I need to convert the column which type is integer to numeric for next step use. And I wrote one piece of code to do this. test.data[sapply(test.data,is.integer)] <-lap...

 
E.g. prepending 12← to a function definition means that the function takes a unary function and a binary function as arguments
When not specified, all of these slots default to 0 (constant)
 
Anonymous
0
A: Compress your code in an image

MegoActually, 15 bytes Q"P6 1 5 255 "+ Try it online! This program also works in Seriously. This program outputs a PPM image, which is acceptable by default. Output image (scaled up 50x): Explanation: Q"P6 1 5 255 "+ Q push source code "P6 1 5 255 "+ prepend header for a 1x...

 
Anonymous
Winning :D
 
@QPaysTaxes +1 for linking to a Wikipedia article with an XKCD comic
 
3:01 AM
@AlexA. You don't have a pushy attitude regarding veganism (or anything, so far as I've seen).
yesterday, by Alex A.
@NathanMerrill :/ As a vegan I don't find this funny because this is actually how people think vegans act.
 
@El'endiaStarman Oh, yeah. I figure it's better for people to make their own decisions and figure out what's right for them rather than being persuaded because I think something.
 
Anonymous
Winning even more now :)
 
And now I'm realizing that I didn't read two crucial words ("people think") the first time.
@QPaysTaxes Uh, okay then...
 
@QPaysTaxes ;-;
@El'endiaStarman Hah! Not so nice now, am I? >:D Wait...
 
Anonymous
I think 12 bytes is the lower bound on the image quine challenge
 
I don't want to drop them benjamins on a .com, yo
Poetic
Also free
 
free? free webdomains? where?
 
what about alexiswro.ng?
 
For students from qualifying schools. See starboard.
 
WAHOO RIT TOPS THE LIST!
 
3:10 AM
Agggh my assignment has a 500 word minimum. I have to make my solution... longer? But ... ... that's... wrong
 
I already have domains... I don't need more... let alone linked to my student account
I'd rather pay for them
 
@El'endiaStarman RIT?
 
@AlexA. ^
 
@Cyoce Hello
 
@AlexA. Hi.
 
3:14 AM
@AlexA. Rochester Institute of Technology. My alma mater and QPaysTaxes' school next year.
 
Really interesting television
 
Oh nice! Congrats on getting in, @QPaysTaxes! Also how are your eyes?
@Quill Rotting intestinal trash
 
@AlexA. rude internet trolls
 
@AlexA. Running into trouble
 
@QPaysTaxes exactly
 
3:15 AM
On the bright side, if the surgery goes badly, RIT is pretty good at acommodating people with disabilities. :P
 
>.<
Good to know, but...
 
They have deaf/blind students too.
And many who need wheelchairs.
 
Is Penn State University on the prestigious list of universities for which students get free shit?
 
You can just go to any countryside farm for that.
 
hah
Oh, thanks for the link. Wasn't sure where to find that info.
 
3:18 AM
@AlexA. I don't think there is a list... it's probably just ending in a .edu tld
 
Sweet, my alma mater is #13
And my current institution is #7, as "Nick" said
 
Anonymous
Oh neat my alma mater is #8
 
why do you americans get nicer things >_<
Mine's not on there ;-;
 
@Quill y'all Aussies get kangaroos, that must be cool.
 
@QPaysTaxes GitHub, son
It... is
 
3:22 AM
@Downgoat Except Kangaroos and Koalas are fucking savage... like if they were humans... they would only post quines
 
@Quill quines? damn... don't wanna fuck with them.
 
@QPaysTaxes the easy answer is the university urls that aren't americans have country-tlds appended to them
 
Because Al Gore invented the Internet and Al Gore is American.
He also invented Gore-Tex, the water repelling fabric
 
@AlexA. because Americans think they own the world
 
We don't?
 
3:25 AM
sorry... I have strong feels about the whole "americans don't use country tlds" thing
 
Understandable. I've always found the discrepancy between, for example, .com and .co.uk to be odd. I guess it makes it easier for me to be able to tell by the URL whether I'll be able to understand their accent. :P
FTCDGAF
@QPaysTaxes You should thank Al Gore for his contributions to skiing.
@QPaysTaxes You know what else was invented in the US? Al Gore.
 
The "global warming" curriculum when I was in primary school was just watching his documentary
 
Anonymous
 
You know who invented Al Gore? Al Gore
 
3:30 AM
@Mego Flawless
@quartata He's like a human quine
 
so meta
 
Al Gore is so meta, Meta.AlGore.SE graduated before AlGore.SE did.
 
Anonymous
Now if only I could figure out how to add GitHub to Namecheap with TFA
 
@AlexA. It's a shame he didn't win the moderator elections for USA.SE
in The Whiteboard, May 14 at 18:11, by MetaFight
I'm voting to close this room as off-topic because it's sunny outside and what the hell am I doing at my computer?
 
Average day in any SE chat room
 
Anonymous
3:36 AM
@QPaysTaxes Two-factor authentication
 
Woohoo, failure
I... what?
 
(fixing the typo)
@AlexA. edit the link into this message for him.
lol
 
> Jesus finals week
Do people in Sunday School take Jesus finals?
 
I haven't seen @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ recently, has he come in today?
@AlexA. no, they don't.
@Mego why?
 
3:47 AM
No problem
( ? ͜ʖ?)
4
 
Anonymous
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Because I need a steadier form of income :P
 
Anonymous
@QPaysTaxes I haven't gotten it set up yet :P
 
Anonymous
Been busy fighting Visual Studio
 
Anonymous
I registered it ~10 minutes ago, gimme a break :P
 
Anonymous
3:51 AM
why
 
Don't question it
 
questioning it
 
D:
 
This probably sounds incredibly narcissistic but scrolling through all of my starred messages is very entertaining to me
 
This is a test, do not respond.
Ä„
 
4:08 AM
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Hello
 
Damnit Alex, I specifically said not to respond.
Now you've ruined everything.
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#sorrynotsorry
 
Lol, I was actually testing how SE chat handled unicode, so you didn't really ruin anything.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ graduated/ing today
 
From high school?
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ There's a chat sandbox for testing, FYI
 
4:13 AM
Oh. That's good to know.
Hey, this might sound like a strange question, but if you copy those characters yourself, what ASCII values does your computer think they are?
 
They aren't part of the ASCII range, are they?
 
No, it's (intended to be) extended ASCII.
 
Oh
 
I don't really know how well extended ASCII translates over different computers though, which is why I'm testing.
 
Julia says 196 (extended range ASCII) and 8222 (super not ASCII)
 
4:17 AM
Oh, good, that's what I'm getting.
 
0
Q: Normal and visual string reversion

jimmy23013Write some code that acts as a cat program. That is, to input a string and output it as is. But the normal reversion of your code must output the normal reversion of the input string. And the visual reversion of your code must output the visual reversion of the input string. The normal reversion...

 
@alex from 9th >_>
 
Easterly is, or you are?
 
4:34 AM
I am
 
node.cobol - Now you can run Node.js code from #COBOL http://bit.ly/27zQvdM @arstechnica #nodejs #node
 
@Quill ._.
 
@Quill It's just the business solution that everyone has needed all along
 
;_; someone took vih.an
:D downgo.at is still available
 
4:49 AM
@AlexA. some people just want to watch the world burn
 
420blaze
 
I said world not weed
 
lel
 
Oh god Primus
I think I have about 4 of their albums and I don't even like them
 
4:55 AM
@Quill wat
 

« first day (1937 days earlier)      last day (2908 days later) »