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10:02 PM
Lol what?
 
The guy wrote a script to find duplicates for him?
Oh, nevermind. I guess he wrote a script to indent code.
 
Quick survey, does 0 show up with a diagonal bar, that devides the center in half?
 
Anonymous
@flawr yus
 
for me there's a dot in the middle
 
10:05 PM
In code blocks, yes.
0 0
 
@Doorknob What font are you using?
 
@Doorknob What typeface does your browser use?
 
^
 
10:05 PM
Consolas, I think
 
It's probably opera >:3
 
maybe
wait that's the first thing in the list
I probably don't have it or something
 
That is exactly the problem=)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Should be TNR.
 
10:06 PM
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
 
I am asking because of this proposed challenge
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

flawrThe Holey Scriptures Because it is Christmas soon it is time to take a deeper look into the hol(e)y scriptures, or more precisely holey characters. Holey characters, are (printable non-whitespace ASCII) charactes with holes. Among there holey characters there are the very-holey characters called...

 
@flawr Liberation Mono, apparently
 
I think that has been done already?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I thought so too, but I was unable to find anything.
 
Huh.
OH WAIT NO it was on puzzling that I saw it.
 
10:08 PM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I think you're right.
 
Can you give me a link?
 
if (message.contains("TNR") || message.contains("Times New Roman") chatbot.respond("ಠ_ಠ");
 
Times New Roman
 
There was this challenge, but certainly not a dupe: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/35310/…
 
^ not a challenge
 
10:10 PM
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(/TNR/gi,"[redacted]")
^ doing that will make the page crash
 
Dammit! I'm missing a parenthesis!
 
@VoteToClose I think I'll make a ChatBot maker repo
)
 
@VoteToClose Opening or closing one?
 
Before chatbot.respond(...);
 
Take this one ( it is free, I promise.
 
10:12 PM
)
My most upvoted answer is this:
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A: Implement a Truth-Machine

VoteToCloseMinecraft, 18 Bytes (MC Version 15w45a) As you can see, there is a lever directed into the repeating command block, which has the command say 1 in it. There is an signal inverting torch on top of that, which directs power into the single-run command block with the command say 0 in it. Wheneve...

 
I think this tells many tales about my golfing skills.
 
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A: Don't google "google"

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴTI-BASIC Heck, while we're at it, might as well get a TI-BASIC answer in here. Input format for all programs is "string":prgmG. Revised version (25 bytes) (Credit to Thomas Kwa for finding it first) PROGRAM:G length(Ans)+log(Ans≠"GOOGLE (Guide: add 1 byte for each lowercase letter replaci...

^ that's mine
:3
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You're scoring that wrong, I think
 
@ThomasKwa The capitals, you mean?
 
10:15 PM
No
 
How about a Lie-Machine (For the math-guys among us: no pun intended)?
 
TI-BASIC has a program header that the 2nd Mem screen counts, but we don't
It's 9 bytes long
 
@ThomasKwa Really? :D
victory
 
Sorry, 9 bytes plus the size of the name
 
wait 9 bytes?
Right XD
So 14 bytes?
 
10:17 PM
15
 
Darn.
I always get the header size confused.
 
You should also delete the "original version" because it's invalid.
 
@flawr The pun-intended version would be at the very least one or both of weird and interesting.
 
True=)
 
10:18 PM
I'd take the PROGRAM:G out of the code blocks so you don't confuse anyone
Anyway, my most upvoted answer is the 2-byte truth machine
 
@ThomasKwa And I still say kudos for that one :D
That's really impressive
 
Dat Motorola answer doe.
 
I worked pretty hard to find it, but feel a little guilty now that it's at 68
 
@ThomasKwa Don't be. That 680 rep is yours.
 
That's fricken epic though.
 
10:20 PM
There's no way my second highest should be at 44 though.
 
Are there any functional, easy-to-use, as-few-dependencies-as-possible chat bot frameworks for Java, Lua, or Python?
 
@ThomasKwa What's the ~? I've never seen that before.
 
Oh, that should be a superscript minus
It's Cemetech's SourceCoder notation
 
Ohhh
So, like, negative?
 
Sometimes I use that to edit TI-BASIC and forget
Yeah, unary minus
 
10:23 PM
I see. I forgot about Cemetech.
I love how we're revisiting old answers and making them better :D
 
I golf my old answers all the time
 
Yeah, that's what I like :D
happy feelings
 
Anonymous
Just the other day, I realized my answer to the original Seriously challenge could be golfed better
 
Anonymous
Shaved off like 15 raw bytes, which came out to 20-something off the score with bonuses
 
Anonymous
10:30 PM
Also, every time I update Seriously with more commands, I look at the catalog answers to see if they can be improved
 
@Mego I still think that question is underspecified
 
Anonymous
 
Anonymous
I agree that it could use more clarification, but I couldn't resist posting the pic :P
 
Have we had a challenge on outputting successive rational approximations to pi?
 
@El'endiaStarman what do you mean by successive?
Continued fraction convergents?
 
10:36 PM
That idea, yes.
3/1, 22/7, 333/106, 355/113, etc.
 
I don't believe so. We have codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/4227/… but that's not continued fractions
 
Not necessarily continued fractions.
Okay, my idea is different in that each successive approximation is better, in that it's closer in the absolute sense to the actual value of pi.
 
The approximations in that challenge are better too
 
yeah
Do you get what I'm trying to say, though?
 
10:39 PM
hmm
 
@El'endiaStarman I get it. Are there known approximation formulas like that?
 
Anonymous
n,p=1,0
while 1:p+=4/n;n+=2;print p
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

kirbyfan64sosFlaming Doorknob Keyboards!! Well, turns out Doorknob's username on GitHub, Reddit, and other sites is KeyboardFire. That gives me an idea... The task You work at KeyboardFire Inc., a company that makes special keyboards. And, by "special", I mean that, whenever you press a key, something in y...

 
I should run for this I'm sure you'll all vote for me :P
 
@Calvin'sHobbies There is a continued fraction that does not require knowing pi to arbitrary precision beforehand.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Do you even meet the requirements? :P
 
10:41 PM
Of course!
I have ~200 rep, I'm perfect.
Oh look, the sidevoter.
 
is this how you're going to greet me every time? .-.
2
 
Anonymous
Oh look, Geobits's sock.
 
aand that :P
Why would I be @Geobits? :P
Whatever makes you think a thing like that? <
 
Anonymous
Your avatars are similar, you must be the same person
 
@Calvin'sHobbies This section and the following section deal with such approximation formulas.
 
10:45 PM
@El'endiaStarman Continued fractions provide exactly what you want.
 
Yeah, looks like that's the route I'll go.
 
@Mego I've never known Geobits to use emoticons...or have emotions in general
 
> Calculate pi using continued fractions to arbitrary precision
 
Anonymous
@Calvin'sHobbies He's trying to throw us off, obviously
 
@El'endiaStarman I can refer to
Nov 2 at 20:56, by flawr
@SuperJedi224 I also recommend reading the corresponding chapter in An introdcution to the theory of numbers by Hardy and Wright.
Nov 2 at 20:59, by flawr
@SuperJedi224 The important part starts about at p137 https://archive.org/stream/AnIntroductionToTheTheoryOfNumbers-4thEd-G.h.HardyE.m‌​.Wright#page/n151/mode/2up
 
10:46 PM
 
@Calvin'sHobbies He's trying to deceive us.
 
@El'endiaStarman Those are just anomalies
 
@Calvin'sHobbies 1104 anomalies?
 
@El'endiaStarman Never underestimate Geobits
 
10:47 PM
(AUTOMATED RESPONSE) Bot Loaded.
 
Anonymous
NO BOTS
 
^
go somewhere else :P
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Clearly, SE search << Google search.
 
I wonder what the influence of this answer to the reputation of Matlab will be.
 
10:48 PM
@El'endiaStarman Manual search <<<< SE search <<< Google search.
 
Anonymous
We have a room for bots. None in here please.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ True.
 
> excessively long (auto) – Community♦ 7 mins ago
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Where did you get that message? 0.o
 
Anonymous
Super special diamond powers, probably
 
10:49 PM
@flawr It's an auto-flag.
 
^
user image
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;)
 
@flawr It was auto mod flagged as excessively long because its close to the 30k char limit
 
For me, an auto-flag is something like this.
user image
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@flawr Maybe it would be shorter if you added a hand-made zip implementation in your answer :P
 
10:51 PM
@feersum Probably=)
@feersum That is actually a good idea. I always wanted a string/matrix compression in matlab.
 
Anonymous
Dennis's 10-byte answer on the parentheses question makes me sad
 
^
 
Anonymous
I thought I was doing well with 17
 
<
 
:D
 
10:54 PM
@feersum You can use Java in Matlab 0.o
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Now it's STFSIPCG!
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Noice!
 
Surely there's a compression algorithm somewher in the vast Java standard library.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Took you a few minutes to do that, huh? :P
 
D: I have used my vote allowance!
 
10:55 PM
@El'endiaStarman I knew a few of them >.>
We should rename our site Portugal Croatia Germany
 
If x && y ? 1 : 0 is logical and, what would you call the one like and in python which is x ? y : x ?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies *Portugal Paraguay Croatia Germany.
 
Anonymous
@feersum Still logical and, but it short-circuits
 
>>> 5 and 3
3
>>> 3 and 5
5
 
Anonymous
And uses implicit boolean conversion to determine truthyness
 
11:00 PM
@Mego They both short-circuit, and the second one does not result in a boolean value.
They also both use the same implicit conversion.
 
Anonymous
@feersum It does result in a boolean value, cleverly disguised as an integer
 
Anonymous
They're sneaky like that
 
If you use Python's and on strings, for example, you'll get a string result.
 
Anonymous
Still a boolean, but cleverly disguised as a string
 
Anonymous
Well, it's more like a value that acts both like a boolean and a string
 
Anonymous
11:02 PM
Duck typing paradigm
 
@feersum Are you just asking for a word to describe it?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Yes, a word to descrsibe what kind of "and" it is.
 
@Mego I wonder if it would take them more or less time than monkeys to type out Hamlet...
Also, using ducks to type code is a terrible idea.
 
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman Probably less, they're less prone to taking a crap on the typewriters
 
Anonymous
Penguins typing code, however, works well
 
Anonymous
11:04 PM
You get stuff like this: ,;R`p`MΣ(-D;n;;╟@RZ`ig1=`MΣ
 
@feersum I doubt there one clear word for it
 
Anonymous
It's an and and an and
 
@Mego Hey, I recognize that code!
 
@El'endiaStarman Me too, surprisingly.
 
Anonymous
Also, x&&y?y:x isn't the same thing
 
Anonymous
11:07 PM
It's y if x && y else False
 
@Mego I never wrote that anywhere.
 
Anonymous
> what would you call the one like and in python which is x ? y : x ?
 
Anonymous
You're right; that is even more wrong
 
Anonymous
Wait
 
Anonymous
No, I'm a @quartata
 
Anonymous
11:09 PM
Disregard
 
Good night everyone=)
 
G'night!
 
Anonymous
12
A: Calculate Phi (not Pi)

MegoSeriously, 27 bytes ,;R`p`MΣ(-D;n;;╟@RZ`ig1=`MΣ Yay, I beat CJam! Try it online Explanation (a refers to top of stack, b refers to second-from-top): ,; take input and duplicate it R`p`MΣ push sum([is_prime(i) for i in [1,...,a]]) (otherwise known as the pi function) (-D rotate s...

 
Goodnight @flawr
 
(I could reduce my excessively long answer by a factor of about 4.5)
 
Anonymous
11:17 PM
With the phi and pi builtins, Seriously can solve that challenge in 8 bytes. Shame I added them after the challenge.
 
@Mego If I hadn't been the one that posted the challenge, I would've been in your situation too. :P
 
hello all!
@Mego you still have me blocked?
that means a yes...
 
I feel so evil:
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A: Determine the color of a chess square

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴBatch, 248 223 bytes Because Batch lacks disjunctional conditionals. -18 bytes thanks to @dohaqatar7, and more due to his idea. @ECHO OFF SET S=SET %S%/P I= %S%L=%I:~0,1% %S%I=IF %L% %S%N=%I:~-1% %S%A= %S%L= %I%==a%A%0 %I%==b%A%1 %I%==c%A%0 %I%==d%A%1 %I%==e%A%0 %I%==f%A%1 %I%==g%A%0 %I%==h%A%...

 
11:32 PM
@Mego That's a good thing, right?
 
Anonymous
@quartata Most days :)
 
can somebody tell Mego to join me in the Seriously room?
 
@TanMath Seriously? There's a Seriously room?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes!

 Seriously

Discussion about golfing in Seriously and its successor, Actua...
is Mego seriously too scary for any of you to ask him?!
 
I finally got 1000 rep!
 
11:40 PM
@GamrCorps congrats!
 
Thanks!
 
woah
skillz
 
Anonymous
@GamrCorps Nice job!
 
11:54 PM
@TanMath Maybe bothering Mego with every Seriously question you have is not the best way to learn the language.
 
Anonymous
3 minutes until my star challenge starts
 
Anonymous
19 hours ago, by Mego
I challenge this room to go the entirety of the UTC day of November 17th, 2015 without starring anything
 
It'll never happen
 
It will never happen!
 
Anonymous
Maybe not, but the challenge is there
 
11:59 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies what do you propose? there isn't even any docs?!
 

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