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Alien G
Alien G
2:00 AM
-..- = pig
 
TanMath
TanMath
@Mego am i right?
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
This is my favorite emote: O^O
 
Alien G
Alien G
-,..,- = fanged creature
 
phase
phase
@TanMath you is correctly
@TanMath oh wait it doesn't seem to work on the ide
 
Alien G
Alien G
.-. -.- -,..,- -..- C: :3 >_< O_o
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
2:01 AM
Nov 7 at 17:44, by Calvin's Hobbies
Which upper/lowercase A-Z letter is the least colon-emoticonable? :K :w?
 
Alien G
Alien G
Someone just make code that lists all the possible combinations.
So combine all the sideways eyes with mouths and possible noses and all the uppercase combos
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
:m
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
@AlienG There's a website.
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Lips facing to the side
 
Alien G
Alien G
@El'endiaStarman Need.
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
2:02 AM
Nice.
 
TanMath
TanMath
@phase really? I just posted it now...
0
A: Simple cat program

TanMathSeriously, 1 byte , In Seriously, the comma just takes in an input (stdin) and pushes it to the stack. When the program ends, it is implicit for the program to print it.

 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
:e
 
phase
phase
@TanMath I seriously don't know :P
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
.....φ(・∀・＊)
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
2:03 AM
@AlienG Another.
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
Wait, that doesn't work @tanmath
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@TanMath So you didn't test your code before posting it?
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
, reads a line of input
 
TanMath
TanMath
@ThomasKwa i know.. I thought it works...
 
Alien G
Alien G
@El'endiaStarman N😸T EN😹UGH!
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
2:04 AM
By the way, @Mego, the hexdump feature is nice
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
@AlienG Google 'em yourself!
 
TanMath
TanMath
@Calvin'sHobbies i didn't because i was extremely sure it worked... isn't popping to stdout implicit when the program ends?
 
Alien G
Alien G
@El'endiaStarman ;_ ;
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
Would it be possible to input into the hex box as well?
 
Alien G
Alien G
ಥ⌣ಥ
 
TanMath
TanMath
2:05 AM
it is not working!
@Mego @Mego your IDE is messed up! or you taught me Seriously incorrect!
2
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
0
A: Simple cat program

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴChaîne, 2 bytes Because strings. |i | ; perform next character as instruction i ; takes input to the stack ; implicit: output stack

 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@TanMath I don't know how Seriously works. It's your job to ensure your answers are correct.
 
TanMath
TanMath
i guess i will delete it...
 
Anonymous
@TanMath Your answer is not correct, and it's incredibly rude to try to snipe somebody when they say they are going to post an answer in a language. That's not a good way to get help from someone.
 
TanMath
TanMath
@Mego i asked.. you said something.. i didn't know what you meant..
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
2:07 AM
Dibs = I call it = Mego wanted to answer
 
Anonymous
0
A: Simple cat program

MegoSeriously, 6 bytes ,$W.,$ Pretty simple stuff. Try it online. Explanation: , read formatted input from STDIN $ stringify W execute the following code while the value on top of the stack is truthy (or until the stack is empty): . pop and output to STDOUT , read formatted in...

 
Anonymous
Correct Seriously answer
 
Anonymous
12 mins ago, by Mego
Wait, have I answered cat yet in Seriously?
 
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Byeeee
 
Anonymous
I'm not sure how anybody with a working brain could not understand that I intended to answer cat in Seriously from that.
 
Anonymous
2:09 AM
Even if you didn't know what "dibs" meant, a simple Google search would enlighten you. You have no excuse for your rudeness and immaturity.
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@Mego I could understand. You'd have to say something a bit clearer like "I'm going to answer cat in Seriously." if you expect to be completely understood.
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
Wait, @Mego ,$W.,$ isn't working for me for non-numeric input in the online interpreter
 
Anonymous
@ThomasKwa Yeah, it's a bug with how strings are parsed that I discovered while writing that. I'm working on a fix.
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
By the way, will you answer the gamma function question in Seriously?
 
Anonymous
@ThomasKwa HAHAHAHAHahahahahahano
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
2:13 AM
why? Is it ill-suited?
 
Anonymous
@ThomasKwa Very
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
It's...actually surprisingly easy when you use the infinite product form.
 
TanMath
TanMath
can i try?
 
Geobits
Geobits
Dibs!
 
TanMath
TanMath
me saying can i try means i claimed it.. doesn't it?
@Geobits do you know seriously?
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
2:18 AM
Seriously, don't listen to Geobits.
 
Geobits
Geobits
I seriously don't.
 
TanMath
TanMath
ok.. good! dibs!
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
@TanMath Sorry, you didn't utter the sacred phrase "dibs"
 
TanMath
TanMath
@ThomasKwa i just did!
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
oh, I guess you did while I was typing that
 
Geobits
Geobits
2:19 AM
But I already said dibs!
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
/me curses his slow fingers
 
Geobits
Geobits
Just because I don't know it doesn't mean I can't try, right? :P
 
TanMath
TanMath
@Geobits so now we need to wait for you to learn the lang?
 
Geobits
Geobits
Yes, but I'm probably not going to tonight. I've got a bit of a headache, and golfing/esolangs aren't good for that in my experience. I just wanted to dibs it for no good reason.
But seriously, I'm not going to learn Seriously any time that could seriously be called soon. So in all seriouslyness, go for it.
2
 
TanMath
TanMath
@Geobits ok!
 
Geobits
Geobits
2:23 AM
Also, dibs on everything.
All the things.
Seriously.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
All of them?
 
Geobits
Geobits
All of them.
Except nethack. You can have that.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
:D
 
Geobits
Geobits
It's not worth dibsing, and I'm not greedy.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
So, if you're dibsing all the things (except NetHack)... what about the stuff?
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
2:26 AM
Doorknob's reaction to Geobits saying that nethack is not worth dibsing:
 
Geobits
Geobits
That's tricky. I mean, I like stuff, and I'd love to have some of it. But I don't know that I want all the stuff.
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
(I think.)
 
Geobits
Geobits
Hopefully Doorknob knows me better than that ;)
In truth I want him to continue enjoying his "it's the only game" nethack, but I need to keep up the appearance of Geobits, so...
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Who are you and what have you done with Geobits?
 
Geobits
Geobits
Besides, it would just go to waste if I dibsed it. I don't play it because it's a terrible game.
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
2:29 AM
Wait...are you... Geoborts?!
Actually, isn't that Doorknob's sock? That would make no sense.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@Geobits mmhmm... hovers over suspend button
@El'endiaStarman I only have one sock. And it's NotMe. :P
 
Geobits
Geobits
Geoborts is Calvin's Chat Relay (or was, briefly).
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
AH, that's right.
 
quartata
quartata
@orlp I use X11 forwarding all the time. Love it
Most unappreciated feature of SSH
 
phase
phase
X10 is fun
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
2:33 AM
@Geobits nethack geobits -> teat be shocking
 
Anonymous
@ThomasKwa I fixed it :D The answer is going to be different though
 
TheDoctor
TheDoctor
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 666?
 
Anonymous
I ended up pushing the addition of a command for sys.stdin.read(1)
 
Anonymous
To read a single byte of unformatted input
 
TheDoctor
TheDoctor
helpful ^
 
Anonymous
2:34 AM
To symbolize the lack of formatting, I chose the worst character ever for formatting
 
Anonymous
<TAB>
 
TheDoctor
TheDoctor
@Mego repo?
@Mego tabs is best
 
Anonymous
@TheDoctor get out
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@TheDoctor lies
 
Anonymous
@TheDoctor There's a link in every single answer I've posted in Seriously
 
TheDoctor
TheDoctor
2:35 AM
@Mego oh
 
Geobits
Geobits
@Calvin'sHobbies nethack calvin -> lick the van can
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
@VoteToClose I sure did :-)
 
TheDoctor
TheDoctor
hi @AGazer'sYacht
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
Hello
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
is that... is that you, @ZachGates?
The anagram doesn't seem to work...
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
2:37 AM
ZacharyGates works, though
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
ah. :P
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
:P
How could you tell it was me?
 
TheDoctor
TheDoctor
huh
 
Geobits
Geobits
Your profile pretty much gives it away even if we didn't know :P
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@AGazer'sYacht magic. Also, profile pictures. :P
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
2:38 AM
my profile picture is a yacht
 
Geobits
Geobits
2k rep here with a twitter name of zachgates7... hmmm....
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
oh, yes
;)
@Geobits What twitter account?...
 
Geobits
Geobits
The one you just took off your profile, clearly :P
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
What profile?...
 
phase
phase
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
2:40 AM
um what
 
Geobits
Geobits
@AGazer'sYacht I'm going to assume you're older than six, so I don't have to continue the 'why/what' game :P
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
@Geobits It was more of the "what" game :P
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
Incidentally, that message is now tied for most stars across chat.SE. (The other 45-star message is in a moderator-only chatroom, though.)
 
Geobits
Geobits
@AGazer'sYacht Why? What did I say?
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
💀
 
Geobits
Geobits
2:41 AM
If I already starred it, does that mean I can't celebrate?
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
^
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@Doorknob I'm amazed 45 people visit this chatroom over the course of 3 days...
7
 
Geobits
Geobits
I was thinking the same thing.
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@Calvin'sHobbies Me too. We usually only have 5-10 active users at a time. O_o
 
Geobits
Geobits
Even counting socks, I didn't think the room was that popular.
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
2:43 AM
@Geobits Do I get points for not having starred it?
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@Calvin'sHobbies watch as this gets 45 stars
 
Geobits
Geobits
Time for someone to be banned :/
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Calvin'sHobbies -10 points for not starring it
 
phase
phase
slowly removes stars
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Geobits You don't have to count socks if you buy all identical socks and keep them in pairs.
 
Anonymous
2:44 AM
My permalinks are broken again :(
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
I'm stuck being @AGazersYacht for a whole month..
poor choices
 
Geobits
Geobits
@AlexA. Yea, I pretty much do that. I didn't think everyone did though.
 
Anonymous
I'm glad I won't ever be tempted to give in to the anagram madness
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@AGazer'sYacht hahaha, but I think you can change your name back by changing it on another site and telling it to update your profile network-wide
 
Anonymous
Good luck finding an interesting anagram out of 4 letters
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
2:45 AM
Shhhhh
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
we'll see..
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Mego Egmo
 
Anonymous
@Doorknob Shush @DorkNoob
 
Geobits
Geobits
Except why would I keep them in pairs if they're all the same? At that point you can just throw them in a pile in the drawer.
 
Anonymous
@AlexA. Dumb
 
Geobits
Geobits
2:46 AM
Umm...
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@Doorknob I can confirm that this works
 
Anonymous
@AGazer'sYacht Yes, those are absolutely the same four letters
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
oh
...
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
haha
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
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Geobits
Geobits
2:47 AM
OMEG -> Oh my effing god
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
you all have a great night...........................................................................‌​..............................
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
Chat refesh plz @mod
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
ok done
 
Hobbes' Calvin
Hobbes' Calvin
Thx
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
I also did it
Slowest mod in the west
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
2:49 AM
in the east?
 
Hobbes' Calvin
Hobbes' Calvin
Now I'm Hobbes' Calvin
 
Geobits
Geobits
Aww, it's so close to being an anagram :(
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
A tiger and his boy.
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Doorknob I'm on the west coast, silly. I can't be the slowest in the east.
 
Geobits
Geobits
East Pacific
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
2:50 AM
@AlexA. well, if you start from Houston where I am and you go east, you'll eventually get there...
 
Hobbes' Calvin
Hobbes' Calvin
Now I should be back to normal
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
refreshed
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
:Z
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
what kind of face is that O_o
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
:F
 
Anonymous
2:51 AM
@AlexA. You're on the west coast, which is 3 hours behind the east coast. You are two hours slow in the east, so it's reasonable that you're the slowest in the east.
 
Geobits
Geobits
I think it depends on how you change it to start with. If you change it network wide (I think), then it doesn't allow you to do the other-site-workaround. Believe me, I tried several times to do mine.
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@Mego 3 hours
 
Anonymous
@Calvin'sHobbies Err yeah
 
Anonymous
Any thoughts on this (other than stop being lazy and finish the controller code)?
 
Anonymous
1
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

MegoKing Me - Draughts King of the Hill Draughts (or checkers, as it is known in the United States) is a well-known international game. I was surprised that we have not had a draughts King of the Hill yet, so here's one! In case you're unfamiliar with the rules (or perhaps you need a refresher), her...

 
Alex A.
Alex A.
2:53 AM
@Mego uh ok
 
phase
phase
0
A: Count up forever

phaseO, 7 bytes 1{.o)}w Explanation: 1 Pushes 1 to the stack { }w While the top of the stack is not 0 .o) Output the top of the stack and increment it Does not work on online IDE, but does in REPL and file.

 
Alex A.
Alex A.
phase: "Helo I has maed answer pls upvot"
 
Anonymous
@AlexA. maid*
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Mego thx bb
 
phase
phase
@AlexA. me on teh dailies, also this. O no longer requires o to output
 
Geobits
Geobits
2:55 AM
What's the time limit for each move? A round robin with ten matches between each pair will be quite long without a very short limit. But a very short one will discourage deep play.
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@phase What is O without o?
2
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
@AlexA. I do that too...
 
Anonymous
@Calvin'sHobbies It's more like 15 people and Alex's sock drawer
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@El'endiaStarman we all do
 
phase
phase
@El'endiaStarman the only way scrubs like us get votes ;-;
 
Geobits
Geobits
2:56 AM
No we all don't >_>
 
orlp
orlp
@phase I read O's source
no offense, but it's a fucking mess
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
@Mego you need a time limit
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@Geobits I was being consoling
 
orlp
orlp
there's a time and place for code golf, and a serious interpreter is not it =/
4
 
Alex A.
Alex A.
@orlp He knows. It's kind of a running joke at this point.
 
Anonymous
2:56 AM
What's a reasonable time limit for a turn? 1 minute? 30 seconds?
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
1 second
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
@Doorknob nope... /:
 
Geobits
Geobits
One second, max imo
 
phase
phase
@orlp You're late to the party, @AlexA. already criticized it ;-;
 
Anonymous
But this is Java
 
Geobits
Geobits
2:57 AM
Java isn't slow....
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
You're going to have tons of entries
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@AGazer'sYacht really? @Calvin just did it.
 
phase
phase
@Mego java wait what where kill it now with fire
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
well, you might
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
@Geobits Long-time members get the benefit of name recognition. I think Minkolang's novelty has kinda worn off...
 
orlp
orlp
2:57 AM
@phase ah
 
Anonymous
I have no issue with leaving it running overnight
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
15 entries means 105 games
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
@Doorknob You can do it quickly, but if you leave it for too long, it solidifies
 
Anonymous
@orlp Hey, don't talk smack about my interpreter
 
Geobits
Geobits
How many turns is an average game?
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
2:58 AM
@AGazer'sYacht oh. Want me to change it back for you?
 
orlp
orlp
wait what
 
Geobits
Geobits
@ThomasKwa No, 10 games per pair.
 
A Gazer's Yacht
A Gazer's Yacht
yes, please
 
orlp
orlp
phase has 1.3k projects starred on github
 
Anonymous
@Geobits Usually around 50. So, a minute might be excessive
 
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
2:58 AM
@AGazer'sYacht You need to go to another SE site, and reupdate your network profile as well
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
@Geobits Wait, isn't it deterministic?
 
Anonymous
I'll do 10 seconds
 
Geobits
Geobits
Doesn't seem to ban random
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
@ThomasKwa Moves might be random?
 
Doorknob
Doorknob
@ZachGates ok, well I changed it back
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
2:58 AM
Basically ninja'd.
 
TheDoctor
TheDoctor
@bigtoes :P
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
I hadn't considered randomness; I guess it could be advantageous
With 10 games per pair, you're up to 1k games
 
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
It's certainly a valid strategy.
 
Zach Gates
Zach Gates
@Doorknob thanks very much
 
Thomas Kwa
Thomas Kwa
10 seconds/move * 50ish moves/game * 1k games = a week or so
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