The Nineteenth Byte

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I LOVE PANDORA O^O

Alien G

I hate it when I'm watching a video and I hear a skype notification and I don't see any new messages. Closes the tab, throws pc out window

phase

I love it when I write code and it just works. Too bad it never happens to me.

Alien G

@phase "Just works"? Um, no.

ETHproductions

the anagram server is down = my life is temporarily in ruins

Alien G

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ETHproductions

00:02

^

My new motto

aditsu

@phase that only means you're not coding enough

phase

@aditsu I'm changing O's output to output the stack when the code ends, and I took me like 10 seconds for it to work perfectly :3

quartata

@phase Honestly, the first time in my life this happened to me was just a couple weeks ago when I rolled out the first Rotor interpreter

I'm not sure if it is because it was easy or if code-golf is actually making me better at making stuff

phase

It happens to me a ton when coding C & D, but never when coding Java...

quartata

@phase I just found out about D maybe a month ago, I find it really interesting.

phase

00:16

D is really nice

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

s/D/Java is not

Alien G

Can a mod remove that gif, it's getting annoying...

PhiNotPi

We simply need to chat the gif away.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You mean
like
this?

And this?

Or by not spamming...

aditsu

you could post another gif :D

PhiNotPi

00:21

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ The ends justify the means?

phase

chat the night away

O has been changed to output the contents of the stack when the program ends!

Doorknob

00:47

uh hey could you stop murdering my browser please

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Alright we're done here

orlp

this is so cool

aditsu

@Doorknob wow, harsh :p

orlp

on the left it's vim running inside zsh inside rxvt-unicode on my linux laptop, over X11 forwarding to my windows pc

Doorknob

@aditsu you're lucky I didn't decide to just delete them all

orlp

on the right it's gvim on windows

TheDoctor

00:54

y'd u delete my cool gif?

Doorknob

sigh

I rather enjoyed having >2fps on my browser

orlp

am I the only one that's impressed by X11 forwarding running linux applications remotely looking like native applications?

Doorknob

@orlp that's pretty nifty :D

aditsu

that's expected (obviously, I run linux on both sides)

orlp

I love the fact that I can develop on my linux box from windows, from another machine

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

00:58

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

code-golf And all the people said… Objective Given an input of text, perform the following actions: For every instance of Amen with at least one capital letter (so all instances of Amen excluding amen), output that same Amen (retain capitalization). For every instance of /all the people sai...

aditsu

it doesn't look like you need any X11

orlp

@aditsu why not

aditsu

text mode, ssh should be enough

El'endia Starman

My reaction when I manage a quite significant golf using a unique (for now) method, and add a thorough explanation, and I get only one measly upvote.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman You have two...

orlp

01:04

@aditsu wrong

@aditsu that doesn't share clipboard, and only allows terminal-based applications

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ One was before the update.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman Ohh

TheDoctor

soundcloud.com/g-qu/wehearyou

orlp

(and text editing without clipboard is hell)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@orlp o_o

phase

01:08

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A: Implement a Truth-Machine

O, 12 bytes j.{{1o}w}Lo? When 0 is inputted, 0 is outputted and the program ends. When 1 is inputted, 1 is outputted forever. Explanation: j. Get the input and clone it { } Push a CodeBlock with {1o}w a while loop that prints 1 forever Lo Make a lambda that pints the top of ...

orlp

@aditsu can your textmode SSH connection do this?

phase

Really proud of that answer, as it uses a lot of O 2.0 stuff

SuperJedi224

Has anyone here got a chatbot template in Java?

phase

@SuperJedi224 IRC, TCP, or whaaa?

aditsu

@orlp I was just commenting on your first screenshot

SuperJedi224

01:10

@phase For StackExchange chat.

El'endia Starman

@phase That's cool, but I still don't really get it. How does the ? if-then-else after everything else work?

SuperJedi224

Becuase javascript has too many annoying limitations.

El'endia Starman

Is it that you have a block and a lambda as the previous two, eh, items on the "stack"?

Does O even have a stack?

phase

@El'endiaStarman The "Lambda" is just short for {o}, which pushes a codeblock to the stack

@El'endiaStarman ? pops three values off the stack, one to check if true/false, the true codeblock, and the false codeblock

El'endia Starman

How does L know how many characters in front to take? Is it just a single character?

phase

01:12

L only takes the first character in front of it

El'endia Starman

okay

phase

It's only there so you don't have to waist a byte with the end of the codeblock

El'endia Starman

Why do you need to duplicate the top of stack? You don't use it afterwards...oh, it's for the Lo, right?

gotcha

phase

and for the while loop

the while loop peeks the stack and runs the codeblock if it's truthy

El'endia Starman

Ahh, okay.

phase

01:14

since it peeks instead of pops, I think I can save a byte....

El'endia Starman

Yeah, you don't need to duplicate.

Well, unless o errors out when the stack is empty.

phase

I need to duplicate for the if statement, as it pops

El'endia Starman

right

phase

I could do j.{{1o}w}Lo? or j.{{.o}w}Lo?, but I think that's as far as it can go :\

El'endia Starman

Oh, yeah, you'd need the duplicate for both code blocks.

Yeah, I can't see any way to improve it.

You have my upvote now that I understand it. :)

phase

01:18

:P

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A: Implement a Truth-Machine

O, 14 bytes i{1{1o1}w}{0o}? O is a work-in-progress language with loads of commands and an interpreter written in "APL-style C", which means incomprehensible code. i Get input as String { Start a CodeBlock (like ruby) 1 Push 1 to the stack { Start a CodeBlock 1 Push 1 to th...

Hipe already made an O answer :P

@El'endiaStarman oh wait, since the stack is outputted at the end of the code, I think I can replace Lo with N (which pushes a blank codeblock)

El'endia Starman

Cool!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Just about ready to post this?

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

code-golf And all the people said… Objective Given an input of text, perform the following actions: For every instance of Amen with at least one capital letter (so all instances of Amen excluding amen), output that same Amen (retain capitalization). For every instance of /all the people sai...

El'endia Starman

What if there's only two elements on the stack and you use ??

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Give it at least a day more.

phase

@El'endiaStarman underflow error

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Okay :P

El'endia Starman

01:20

Remember my Phi (not Pi) challenge? That was in the Sandbox for three days.

So it turned out great. :D

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

TBH the voting system is flawed.

Popular people get more upvotes, challenges based off of memes/other people or that are simple are upvoted more, answers that legitimately answer the question and are superior aren't upvoted as much...

Depressing cuz there are enough people who don't like me :P

El'endia Starman

Well, I concede the name recognition helped, but it was also just a good, simple challenge.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Indeed.

phase

@El'endiaStarman I would have done it except I didn't understand it :P

El'endia Starman

Okay, what is it specifically that you don't get?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

01:24

look at this, the view count is freaking me out.

El'endia Starman

lol

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Thanks @El'endiaStarman and @phase

phase

@El'endiaStarman I looked at it really early in the morning, and I just wasn't ready for all that math.

El'endia Starman

heh

TanMath

hey all!

phase

01:36

@TanMath o/

Alien G

@TanMath Hey.

-,..,-

TanMath

hello @AlienG are you a new member?

Anonymous

@El'endiaStarman you should add the leaderboard snippet to phinotpi

phase

@TanMath O now outputs the stack when your code finishes codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/63988/41711 o-lang.herokuapp.com/link/code=1234&input=

Alien G

I think I've just been insulted.

El'endia Starman

01:37

@Mego Good idea!

@AlienG No, I think he just hasn't seen you before.

TanMath

@AlienG i didn't mean to insult you...sorry!

@phase why are you sending this to me?

Alien G

@TanMath No, I'm not new. To be honest, I thought you were :P

TanMath

@AlienG I have never seen you in the chat...

I visit the chat usually everyday...

Alien G

@TanMath I have never seen you in the chat...

Calvin's Hobbies

You're both pretty new

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Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

01:39

Lol ^ true

Alien G

I visit the chat usually everyday...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Because I'm bored and I've done pretty O.K. without the sandbox.

TanMath

I actually was an old member who really didn't do much ... I joined around the beginning of this year.. I took a break of a few months and have come back.. I am now trying my luck at code golf...

phase

@TanMath just cause.... ;____________;

TanMath

@phase troll!

Alien G

01:40

@TanMath Well, hello, then.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath Same way with me ;) look at my rep graph XD

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah.. That is the path I hopefully will follow! :p

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath Yup! Except without all the downvotes along the way.

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah!

@AlienG when do you come in chat? for the past week I have been here, but never saw you!

Alien G

@TanMath Same, I'm literally on all the time O_o

Different timezones?

TanMath

01:42

@AlienG i am in pacific time zone, US

Alien G

Anyone knows what a skype URI is?

@TanMath Same, wtf?

Doorknob

TanMath

@AlienG you are on neptune?

Doorknob

Alien G

@TanMath Pacific Time Zone for neptune.

TanMath

01:43

@AlienG oh..hehehe!

Alien G

I don't get internet sometimes because other planets block my connection.

El'endia Starman

@Mego Aaand done!

SuperJedi224

Really, has anyone written a stack exchange chat bot in Java yet?

TanMath

@AlienG it must be hard for you...

@SuperJedi224 no..because it would be tooo long!

Alien G

Skype URI too op, allows you to re-join a chat after you leave XD

orlp

01:44

Detektivbyrån - Hus Vid Havet

►

SuperJedi224

Because javascript is paranoid about xss stuff.

Alien G

@Doorknob Our graphs are inverted flawlessly.

Doorknob

Apparently I'm a combination of you two :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

How did you get that graph @Doorknob?

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ click on someone...

TanMath

01:47

I like to say that I am not new..

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

chat.stackexchange.com/users/129255/c-ob

Doorknob

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ how did you get to that page? By clicking your username. Just click your username and nothing else

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no.. press the person...

SuperJedi224

Does anyone here have any idea how to make a chat bot in Java

phase

@El'endiaStarman I got it down to 6 bytes codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/63988/41711

Alien G

01:48

@Doorknob That's a weird way of putting it.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

chat.stackexchange.com/users/129255

Doorknob

@SuperJedi224 same as any other language?

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ not the user profile, just the person!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

What. Do. I. Freaking. Click!

El'endia Starman

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

01:49

Oh, sure, show off. :P

El'endia Starman

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ On your name in this chat room.

But anyway, yeah, maybe I spend too much time in this room... :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Oh. It's a screenshot.

faceslap

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ the person's name on the chatroom.. nothing else!

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ The little X in the top corner of the window.

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Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Why do you people hate me :P

TanMath

01:50

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wait...

Geobits

Who said anything about hate?

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i think i know why...

Anonymous

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No hate, just troll

TanMath

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ is @AlexA.'s sock!

Geobits

Very benign trolling, if so.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

01:51

@TanMath ... Yes.

You have discovered me.

El'endia Starman

@phase Very nice!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

(JK)

TanMath

only @AlexA. uses that diapproval face...

Anonymous

@TanMath Why would his sock be better at golfing than him?

El'endia Starman

Minkolang's is only 5 bytes, so you got pretty close!

Geobits

01:51

@TanMath So does Alex's other sock.

TanMath

@Geobits's sock is here!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Mego since when am I better than golfing at Alex? :/

Geobits

Yay?

Seadrus

Indeed.

Calvin's Hobbies

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You can do better than be Alex's sock. Be Martin's scarf at least!

Anonymous

01:52

@Geobits ~~I don't use it that oft~~ oh you mean @ಠ_ಠ

Alien G

The best: telnet 192.168.1.1 80 or telnet localhost 80

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Calvin'sHobbies I feel the power of the kickban tool... hehehe

Geobits

Better than Optimizer's scarf. It probably smells like llama.

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Anonymous

My code doesn't work and I don't know why

phase

@El'endiaStarman how you do dis black magic

Anonymous

01:54

I think I found another interpreter bug :/

Geobits

Wow, all the starrers are in the room tonight I see.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

except for @TheDoctor

Anonymous

downstar

El'endia Starman

@phase What? 5 byte truth machine?

Geobits

@Mego I wish.

TanMath

01:54

based on my research, conor-is-wrong as @AlexA. is wrong and @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ is the sock!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@TanMath USE. GODDAMN. SMALLCAPS. ;)

Anonymous

@TanMath Based on my research, no

phase

@El'endiaStarman I'm not very well at angrish, but this is 7 bytes codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/62816/41711

Anonymous

downstars even harder

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ᴄᴏɴᴏʀ-ɪs-ʀɪɢʜᴛ

El'endia Starman

01:55

@phase OH. I was thinking of cat. Sorry.

Geobits

@Conor No :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴜʀsᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴄᴜʀsᴇ.

phase

@El'endiaStarman cat is only 2 bytes in O! io

Anonymous

Wait, have I answered cat yet in Seriously?

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Pfft, like I haven't heard that before.

Anonymous

01:55

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What is a man? A miserable sack of filth and lies!

TanMath

@Mego can i?

El'endia Starman

@phase -_-

Anonymous

@TanMath Dibs

Seadrus

smfw

TanMath

@Mego huh?

Geobits

01:56

Shaking My Finger Wildly?

TanMath

it is just "," isn't it?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

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phase

@El'endiaStarman oh wait, I forgot the stack auto-outputs now, so it's only one byte: i

El'endia Starman

....WAH.

Alien G

:I

phase

01:58

@AlienG =|;3

Alien G

C:

phase

W:

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

:@

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