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18:00
carrot.^()
And now I've added proper numeric input instructions.
@Optimizer ERR: Syntax error, uncallable function
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "^r\[DO] <-- 8 characters.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ sudo.carrot.^()
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18:01
@VoteToClose @SuperJedi224 was I_s"^"*, 7 characters AFAIK
.carrot
PowerShell, 12 Bytes -- "^"*$args[0]
@Optimizer compiles happily
So. Many. Carrots.
carrot.s
18:02
OH NOES I USED ALL MY STARS ON CARROTS
is now synonymous with
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for(int i=0;i++<java.util.Scanner.nextInt();){System.out.print("^");}
carrಠt
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Haskell (anonymous function): \n->[1..n]>>"^"
18:03
Simplex, uiv'^u[v*uM] (better)
In the original Microscript, it would be ic'^P]h
Also 7
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος Gah Greek
carrot.stop()
18:05
Who came up with the idea of carrot in the chat?
καρρωτ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Rabbits
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Mr. Carrot.exe
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Rabbits
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Dennis I think
McRabbitson von Carrotsville
Anonymous
18:06
I can't figure out how to use CJam :/
Anonymous
git blame dennis
@Mego Me neither, I can't understand CJam
whispers Dennis is a rabbit
@BetaDecay I saw that.
18:07
^
@Dennis It's true though isn't it? ;)
яаввιт
rabbit.eat(new Carrot());
Are you saying I have big ears?
Can someone post the image of the carrot so I can have the imgur link?
18:09
@Dennis Big feet, big ears, big teeth
@Mego Why blame me? Why not blame the person who designed CJam?
Also, what are you having trouble with? Maybe I can help.
@BetaDecay Big feet? Check. Big ears? Check. My teeth are tiny.
Currently attempting to tunnel through a mountain
Anonymous
@Dennis No I'm blaming you for the carrots
Already gone 160 blocks
Anonymous
Also I figured out my CJam code
18:10
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A: The Many Memes of PPCG

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴMeme: Carrots, carrot.<extension> Originator: Rabbits Dennis (?). Cultural Height: Ongoing. Background: In the Nineteenth Byte, it is not uncommon to type a (solitary) ^ to signify agreement or, less commonly, to point another user to, the message/^ above. A rarer occurrence is when a pattern ...

It is done
Still haven't made it to the other end yet
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ '^]rie* 7
Language, please. O^O @Mego
@SuperJedi224 Dig deep into Bedrock.
18:11
I've done that already in this save.
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ '^]ri* 6 because I figured out how to do it better
I just wanted a shortcut through the mountain
It's taking longer to make myself one than expected
rabbit.carrot
rabbit.car.rot
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ try it online
18:12
@Mego Cool. Thanks
@Mego Ah! OK, that makes sense. (I wasn't the first to use carrot or a carrot picture, but the upwards pointing pic is mine.)
Anonymous
(I'm itching to clean up the star board.)
Anonymous
@Dennis just star everything
18:14
Unstarring is more fun.
Also, I have unlimited unstars.
^ vs carrot: The Ultimate Duel
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος marked as duplicate
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

VoteToCloseCarrots. So. Many. Carrots. polyglotcarrot The Inspiration The Task You must create a program, that, in as many languages as possible, replaces every instance of ^ with a markdown formatted link (meaning that if I was to post it in an answer, it would automatically read it as an image and...

I wrote this really quickly, so it'll need some revision.
@Dennis no, you have, at the time of this message, at max 6010*10 unstars
18:16
It looks OK generally @VoteToClose
@NewMainPosts I love how questions like this one get closed with a link to Stack Overflow.
Anonymous
@VoteToClose I love this
@ThomasKwa Here is my TiBASIC program, in github
Oh look, I now only have 2 iron picks left on hand.
I've gone 220 blocks now
Still haven't reached the other end
Okay, I just came out into a cave
I guess I'll stop here
@VoteToClose What's the point of this:
> Your code must have every applicable language extension for every language you use. (carrot.sh.py.bat...)
18:19
To continue the meme.
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος I scanned your code. AFAIK you can fix the flashy screen withDelVar ZRepeat getkey or Z>5:getkey->A:Z+1->Z:End
^^
@VoteToClose Some languages insist on a specific extension or even a specific file name. This means that you can use at most one of them.
@Dennis Really? I'll get rid of it then. (whoops)
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What code in my program should I replace for your code? PS I don't have a variable named Z in my program
Yes. C requires .c, C++ requires .cpp, Java with class name carrot carrot.java, etc.
18:22
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος DelVar Z resets the value of Z to zero. It's golfier; and it's on line 26, and nevermind, because I just reread your code. Sorry ^^"
carrot.c.cpp.java.cs.sh.py.rb.css.html.js.bat.pde
MemeError: Won't run in the first four languages.
@VTC Does it have to be the URL http://i.stack.imgur.com/mecHl.png, any URL to that particular image or any URL to any upward facing carrot?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ the ≠ became the Z I guess... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
@Dennis Any URL of an upward facing carrot - I'll add that too.
Maybe someone will upload it to, for example, bit.ly/crt
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

VoteToCloseCarrots. So. Many. Carrots. polyglotcarrot The Inspiration The Task You must create a program, that, in as many languages as possible, replaces every instance of ^ with a markdown formatted link (meaning that if I was to post it in an answer, it would automatically read it as an image and...

Why aren't the pictures showing?
Anonymous
Gotta do one per line I think
Anonymous
18:27
@VoteToClose You should make it so that that exact image must be used, but with any url
@Mego Excellent point.
@isaacg Your Huffman answer contains "WTH a John", which amuses me more than it should.
Anonymous
@SuperJedi224 bit.ly/1MX8htP best I could do
Mr Carrot McRabbittson von Carrotsville the ^
Anonymous
18:29
Anonymous
hmm
Anonymous
better
Mini-challenge: Find the percentage of posts in the last hour that contain an image of a carrot.
Anonymous
@VoteToClose print 100
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18:30
@VoteToClose print"100%" lol
Never before has my carrot been so popular.
Anonymous
@VoteToClose 100o
>>> print"100%" lol
  File "<stdin>", line 1
    print"100%" lol
                  ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax
foreach(carrot in nineteenthByte) x++; print x;
Anonymous
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος This isn't the infinite loop challenge
18:33
@Mego lol because I created the infinite loop challenge.
@Dennis The Python IDLE printed a carrot ^
@Dennis You made me imagine an oompa loompa >.<
Anonymous
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος Are you secretly Drax the Destroyer?
Anonymous
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."
Hi Martin
18:38
@Mego Log into MC real quick?
Anonymous
@VoteToClose done
You in your house?
Anonymous
Can be
;) Take a peek.
#makingaprogramminglanguageinbatch
Anonymous
18:39
uh-oh
@MartinBüttner Will you ever join our Minecraft server? I'll give you 23 gold ingots, 166 iron ingots, and 371 dirt to start off with.
Anonymous
@Calvin'sHobbies Hey, I want some of that dirt!
@Mego You only get 23
Anonymous
@Calvin'sHobbies cries
Or you can take some from the chests by the witch farm
18:41
@Calvin'sHobbies There's a witch farm?
Which farm is it?
heh heh
@AlexA. Pretty sure you already knew >.>
Anonymous
@AlexA. @Calvin'sHobbies on second thought maybe it's best that he doesn't join
Anonymous
@VoteToClose ಠ_ಠ
Alex is already a member
What did I miss?
18:42
@Calvin'sHobbies Did I? It doesn't sound familiar.
@quartata We gave away a mansion while you were out.
@AlexA. Figured
@quartata Carrots
Good, you've shut up about carrots
Damn it you guys :D
I love carrots
18:43
@VoteToClose Stack your carrots
Are you a rabbit too? @quartata
Golden carrots are my main food source in my big survival MC world and I also love non-golden carrots RL
I mostly use steak at present.
@quartata There's another LWSS
@Calvin'sHobbies I know
Also I'm a glider not a LWSS
18:45
@Calvin'sHobbies Well his about me is awesome
^ LWSS
@quartata Darn, have I been getting those mixed up :/
-1 not enough carrots
Because gliders are actually lighter than LWSSs.
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

VoteToCloseCarrots. So. Many. Carrots. polyglotcarrot The Inspiration The Task You must create a program, that, in as many languages as possible, replaces every instance of ^ with a markdown formatted link (meaning that if I was to post it in an answer, it would automatically read it as an image and...

18:46
Although I thing LWSSs are faster.
@SuperJedi224 They are no faster, but they move in a straight line unlike gliders
@Calvin'sHobbies Not any time soon, sorry.
We gliders are a little drunk usually
Some Life variants have speed c spaceships.
You're never gonna be allowed a tag @VoteToClose ;)
18:47
Life proper doesn't though.
@Calvin'sHobbies There's also this guy which is even cooler because his profile picture is also a Go board.
@MartinBüttner His profile picture looks more like Chuzzle to me.
Chuzzle?
Chuzzle.
Sounds like a brand of cheese-related products
18:49
It isn't.
Nozzle cheese
I don't know why he chose those colours and what the structure on the pieces is, but it's definitely (supposed to be) a Go board.
Try new Chuzzle Cheese flavoured gum
Reminds me of Dr. Tran reading off the various gum flavors to the chicken in the subway.
...
Who?
18:50
"Ten hour tomato... Old metal ship."
@BetaDecay Who knows? Maybe I will. c:
@Calvin'sHobbies How do I join your Minecraft server?
So I decided to learn assembly and made that carrot.com
Feel free to try on DOSBox
@Mods Will we have a tag? please say yes
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18:54
I should probably get myself a pickaxe of fortune...
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος Read the about page, then message me here.
@BetaDecay If you'd like to skip to the part I was referencing, try this. (Same but linked to start at 2:45.)
And make an automatic harvester for my pumpkin farm...
Anonymous
@SuperJedi224 Make an automatic carrot harvester
I'm not currently growing carrots.
Anonymous
19:02
@SuperJedi224 You should be
Here's carrot.com in a nutshell
Anonymous
@Pietu1998 Looks more like a DOS shell
com
is windows executable only.
@Mego The thumbnail shows the DOS shell I ran the file ine
Anonymous
@Pietu1998 nutshell, DOS shell... cmon people
19:03
Watch the video
lol, now I get it
Anonymous
appreciate my puns :c
@Mego No carrots = no appreciation
I'm just dumb, nothing else
@Pietu1998 o dam son
Accidentally crafts one piston to few, so has to go back inside to craft another one
19:05
#firstworldproblems
^ new main tag
laugh aut loud?
he's a bird
19:07
Oh, right. A german bird
and dragons burn birds :3
Anonymous
@Optimizer bababababirdbirdbirdbirdbirdistheword
@Doorknob I figured out how to make string manipulation in my NetHack language
I'll use E (engrave)
Starting to code it right now
Why is this getting upvotes?
Why bother voting on this answer at all.
@AlexA. Probably compassion for a new user?
19:11
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That's not what voting is for.
@AlexA. @Rainbolt asked the same question
@AlexA. Ik, but people are flawed.
That's why the people with money win elections :P
@BetaDecay o reignbelt <3
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ awh look at da little c# answer
19:12
Next on to do list: Get fortune-enchanted pickaxe.
Iron or diamond?
@quartata XD
DIAHMUND @SuperJedi224
@SuperJedi224 Go big son
Diamondz
Okay.
Ooh. Efficiency III+ Unbreaking III + Fortune II
Wasn't expecting that
@quartata Large sibling
@SuperJedi224 Of course not. Always go lapis lazuli
19:15
Next step: Craft more spare iron picks
And more torches
I am puzzled as to what's happened with the Huffman question. Obviously someone (or a group of someones - because there have been no other edits, it's not obvious who) has reopened it, but the question it duplicates doesn't have a single close vote; and yet in the meta question about it, there isn't a single upvote on the answer which favours that combination of actions.
@PeterTaylor There's 4 upvotes on it. meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/7326/20469
@PeterTaylor There is now a revision history so it's visible who reopened it.
Put the rest of my redstone back in the chest, and then I'm on my way
Thanks for the update.
@AlexA. No, there are 4 upvotes on the answer which favours reopening the new one and closing the old one. The answer which matches what's happened is on +0 / -4.
Although what I hadn't realised is that the question was reopened before any of those answers were posted, making the discussion somewhat pointless.
19:26
@PeterTaylor Oh sorry, misunderstood.
FWIW I'm the one upvote on your post. :P
I guessed that, and also that you're the -1 on Martin's.
hi @PeterTaylor
@PeterTaylor Out of curiosity, what made you guess that? I don't recall publicly voicing my opinion on the matter.
The timing.
19:29
@PeterTaylor That did occur to me, but I think it's still good to renew the discussion on the topic. The last time serious discussion happened on the issue was last year.
@Calvin'sHobbies I would like to join the minecraft server: name = scolix
@ΚριτικσιΛίθος You need to ask in the MC server chatroom
I have a project in mind, but it's taking longer than expected to get all the parts ready.
Also, my new pumpkin harvester keeps failing to reset properly
But placing a torch above one of the stuck pistons and then breaking the torch seems to help for some reason
Someone help me I can't stop watching SM64 A button challenge videos
Anonymous
@SuperJedi224 Block update, means you probably have a weird loop somewhere messing with stuff
19:32
@quartata Shouldn't you be at work or school or something? :P
This is worse than the time I spent 8 hours watching Pokemon anime
Jesus
@AlexA. Shouldn't you?
Who said I'm not?
19:33
I also never said I was.
Why did I dump cobble in the furnace? I already have some stone in one of my chests.
Oh well.
@AlexA. Then why are you judging me?
:(
I'm not judging.
Hence the ":P"
Say, I never did make that Truth Machine catalog
I thought you were doing beer bottles
19:35
Gave up on that cause it got downvoted into oblivion
Plus too similar to FizzBuzz
Hey I hit answer this question on the sandbox and the header "Truth Machine Catalog" was already there
I hope I've got enough powered rail...
How convenient
@SuperJedi224 Are you on the PPCG server or somewhere else?
I'm on my local survival save
oic
You should probably build a gold farm. Helps a lot with powered rails
And... I just ran out.
Back up the stairs to craft some more.
19:38
Even really simple ones can produce decent amounts of gold on hard
@quartata How does one build a gold farm?
Just takes a lot of obsidian
@El'endiaStarman Nether portals produce zombie pigmen which drop gold nuggets
That's what I guessed.
Makes gold a renewable resource
Does anyone know how to turn off the Minecraft feed?
19:39
@feersum ?
Oh well ABC
@quartata :c
Anonymous
> This is very loud
I am trying to play it!
which means trying to get QB64 to work in linux
19:43
Answering a graphical challenge with one that plays sound.
> That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
Speaking of loud, someone nearby is playing very loud rap music. I feel like a cranky old curmudgeon.
Don'tcha wish you were deaf right now? :P
...not really
@El'endiaStarman A pair of carrots, one for each ear, can fix that.
@TimmyD As earplugs?
19:46
@El'endiaStarman I was proposing to swiftly puncture the eardrums by painfully jabbing the sharpened carrots directly into your ear canals ... but sure, I suppose earplugs would work, too.
@TimmyD Ahh, that makes more sense.
And that's complete.
@BetaDecay No I didn't...
That was Doorknob
Dude looks pissed
He looks like he is about to burst out laughing IMO
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19:50
He could be pissed about that.
Doesn't look pissed at all.
@MartinBüttner What about ?
@VoteToClose Definitely not.
@mınxomaτ To each their own.
Why not? It has an established meta presence and has site relevance.
It provides no meaningful context to a challenge.
19:51
Mmmkay.
I guess I'll had back up, return my unused rails and stuff
@El'endiaStarman do you understand the code?
does anyone understand the QBASIC code?
@Mego Game's frozen, I'll be just a second.
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

quartataTruth Machine Catalog A truth machine (credits goes to dis guy for coming up with it) is a very simple program designed to demonstrate the I/O and control flow of a language. Here's what a truth machine does: Gets a number (either 0 or 1) from STDIN. If that number is 0, print out 0 and termin...

Probably did it all wrong lol
19:56
@Lembik Yes.
I feel like the spec is really sparse but I can't think of anything I'm missing
@mınxomaτ is it actually meant to draw a pixel moving around a circle?
@mınxomaτ I am running the code in linux and I don't see it
@El'endiaStarman I can't tell whether your comment on my meta answer is sarcastic or not, so I just wanted to point out that I meant no offence, and you shouldn't take my deconstruction of some of your arguments personally.
@Lembik The code seems valid to me, wait a sec, lemme run it.
@mınxomaτ thanks.. It does use 100% of my cpu
19:59
Naturally.

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