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12:01 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Alien GGenerate a Custom Maze! Generate a maze that has two inputs for dimensions (X and Y sizes). The maze must include: = (Double space) = Open Spot x (Any amount) WE = Weapon x 1 \/ = Bear x 1 [] = Wall x (Random amount) {} = Exit x 1 (Inside the maze) () = Start x 1 (Inside the maze) A solid ...

 
Thanks bot, thanks a lot.
 
@NewSandboxedPosts is part of our fleet of evil robots.
 
@AlexA. Honestly, the only good bots are creepers in MC (Their path finding is too op)
 
Are you part of the PPCG Minecraft Server?
Creepers are mean. :/
 
They will literally parkour and noclip to get you.
@AlexA. I currently don't have the internet required to do much.
Though I might tomorrow.
 
12:06 AM
How are you here without internet? o.O
 
@AlexA. I'm going to join as soon as my load of schoolwork lightens.
 
Nice.
 
@AlexA. Key words are "internet required"
 
Gotcha
 
I'm on wireless at a distance of like 300ft.
 
12:10 AM
Mooching internet off a neighbor? :P
I did that once a long time ago because my internet was out.
 
@AlexA. No, nothing like that O_O
 
haha
 
@AlienG McWifi?
 
?
 
@GamrCorps Yes (Not really but close).
 
12:11 AM
McDonalds Wifi
 
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Q: Standard New User Welcome Messages

GamrCorpsWhat is the best message to notify a new user with an issue with their post (via a comment) while posting a(n)... Challenge (unclear specs/questionable) Challenge (duplicate) Challenge (off-topic) Answer to a challenge.

 
Oh, okay.
 
Just got my first silver badge! Too bad it won't show up yet....
 
I can't believe mcdonalds actually thinks you''ll have time to use their drive-through wifi...
Plus WireShark and stuffs.
 
Yay!
 
12:22 AM
?
 
first silver badge
 
Oh.
 
Congrats. :)
 
Holy crap indeed.
 
12:26 AM
Coool!
 
It's quite cool how if you place two next to each other they constantly destroy and rebuild their "structures"
 
Try out the growing square. It becomes a shrinking square
It's an oscillator (on this map)!
 
Justinator
 
Yo
Challenge: How many growing square oscillators can you fit on the screen with out them interfering with themselves
 
APL question: Is it possible to turn {2(-⍨/⍣⍺)⍵} into a train?
 
12:37 AM
I don't think so, but @Dennis is the resident train expert.
A model train enthusiast, you might say.
 
Also, why does that even work? It seems to me that the 2 can't bind to the left of the -⍨/ because there are parentheses and a in the way.
 
APL works in strange and mysterious ways.
AKA I have no idea
 
1:05 AM
I have a 15-byte solution to this challenge in TI-BASIC, but the challenge specified UTF-8 must be used. What should I do?
 
That moment when the ants aren't going fast enough and you use cheat engine to speed-hack google chrome ;_;
 
@ThomasKwa I would mention it in the comments and/or in the header do #TI-Basic, 15 bytes (N UTF-8 bytes)
 
There's a Julia package for connecting to the Yelp API. Why...?
 
>.<
@AlexA. better write a GolfScript one
or BF
 
Brainfuck is my preferred means of browsing Yelp.
 
1:18 AM
also we need a Malbolge Yahoo API
 
About as many people use Malbolge as use Yahoo.
 
Furthermore, what do UTF-8 bytes even mean?
 
Hi guys
 
My code in TI's encoding starts with DC 4E 3F B6 4E. Can I convert that to UTF-8 and claim that as my source size?
/me waves to @SuperJedi224
 
TI-Basic is usually scored as actual program size minus size of empty program with same name
Which should be 10 for a single-letter program name
 
1:28 AM
The challenge specified UTF-8
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Q: Calculating distances mod N

Pietu1998You have been collecting data from a Advanced Collecting Device Controller™ for a long time. You check the logs, and to your horror you discover that something has gone terribly wrong: the data only contains the last bits of the numbers! Luckily, you know the starting value and that the value n...

Which is very annoying, because I'd be winning if the scoring were fair
 
UTF-8 is standard scoring for most textual languages
 
Jeez I've ever gotten so many upvotes on an answer
Maybe I should try this lower effort = more upvotes thing more often
Actually I think the secret is post your answer first it seems
 
So I think you can assume it just means bytes
 
No you can't
APL scored with the APL codepage is 1 character = 1 byte
 
jeez why do you people always talk about programming. it's not like this is a coding chatroom or anything...
 
1:30 AM
APL in UTF-8 is about 3 times as many bytes
 
There's no standard way to express TI-BASIC in UTF-8.
 
says hello to @Chinatsu-creepy-chan
 
hehe, hello guys
 
@TheDoctor Programming? What's that? I thought this chatroom was about llamas and pancakes
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@Sp3000 no, llamas and waffles
 
1:31 AM
@Sp3000 Programming is the science of stuffing pancakes into llamas.
 
Currently testing the item trasnportation system I decided at the last minute to add to my minecart track
 
It may be surprising but I'm not here to ask any questions. Want to known more weirdos. Looks like I hit the spot xP
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The Nineteenth Byte is weirdo central. Welcome!
 
@Chinatsu-creepy-chan I never ask questions. I just post my code and hope other people golf it for me
 
@Chinatsu-creepy-chan Hey Chinatsu-chan, did you come from the Maid Cafe? Kyouko's there :P
 
1:33 AM
ayy @Vɪʜᴀɴ
 
Was it just me or did PPCG go down for like a second
 
It didn't work. There was a repeater missing in the relay system.
 
Yup! They never answered me ( when we were not talking about anime/stuff) so I got bored then leaved
 
@SuperJedi224 frown
 
Aww :(
 
1:34 AM
I think it's fixed now.
Yes. It's fixed.
 
@Vɪʜᴀɴ too many waffles
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Actually this happened about 15 minutes ago. I had been in that chat for about 10 months. I think
 
I kinda just lurk in the Maid Cafe tbh :P
 
@TheDoctor aye yai yai
 
1:37 AM
I said hey
What's going on
 
wow. so star. very meme. much funny
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wow
 
amaze
 
@AlexA. I hooked up an item transport system to my minecart track.
 
1:38 AM
this means I'm not going crazy
 
@SuperJedi224 Nice
 
^ i made that (well i helped)
 
hey guys, must hit my bed.
spank it until it starts to bleed
 
Goodbye.
 
@Chinatsu-creepy-chan why? is it a bad bed?
 
1:40 AM
Why, what did your bed do to you?
 
it makes me unconscious. every night.
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:p
good night everyone
 
Night.
 
night
@TheDoctor which kid is you in this one: youtube.com/watch?v=aKARFvTxsWQ
 
Night Chinatsu-chan~
 
@GamrCorps the one driving
 
1:43 AM
SO YOU AREN'T A DOG!
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@GamrCorps I was controlling that human via teleknesis. everyone knows dogs can't use xbox controllers
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lol
 
wow i was young
 
such youth
 
1:55 AM
So sorry but I came here to say that, according to JavaScript, 0 == "". WTF.
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^ really???
 
@GamrCorps Yeah. Type it into your web console
(Right-click -> inspect element -> console tab)
 
That's loose equality. Which is wierd sometimes.
 
WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY????
 
@SuperJedi224 Yeah.
 
1:56 AM
Strict equality in JS is ===
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Isn't JavaScript wonderful :\
 
== casts operands to the same type AFAIK
 
Anyway, goodbye.
 
@Vɪʜᴀɴ It's fantastic (semi-sarcastic)
Bye @SuperJedi224 !
 
1:57 AM
Bye!
@TheDoctor you are in FRC?
 
@GamrCorps mhm
 
neato! Our school does Vex.
 
twitter.com/StackStatus/status/659909767763132416 So I was definitely not going crazy before
 
um.....
 
2:01 AM
wait then why is this still working? O_O
 
well then
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Different server, IIRC.
 
That Twitter page isn't loading for me. What's going on?
 
THE NINETEENTH BYTE HAS BEEN PUT INTO A STATE OF AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE DO NOT PANIC
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@El'endiaStarman I am enlightened
 
> We are currently mitigating an attack. Standby for updates.
 
2:02 AM
Attack? D:
 
I feel like we're in a movie in which if we close the tab, we all die and that this is our only lifeline to the outer world... haha
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.___.
 
2:03 AM
I'm ticked because I won't know until later ಠ_ಠ
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what?
 
lol
wait crap its like that for me too....... RIP OCD
 
@GamrCorps Me too :P
What a better time to work on my Simplex interpreter...
 
Wait what, it works for me now
 
not yet here
 
2:05 AM
checks sporadically OMG REALLY?
 
OH IT DOES!
 
ᴏʜ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ɴᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴇᴛ. ᴡʜʏʏʏʏʏ @Vɪʜᴀɴ
 
why does chat still work?
 
That's... a good question.
 
THE STATE OF EMERGENCY HAS BEEN CALLED OFF. RETURN TO BUSINESS AS USUAL.
 
2:06 AM
5 mins ago, by El'endia Starman
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Different server, IIRC.
 
NO, KEEP PANICKING
 
HOORAY MINE IS BACK ONLINE
 
MINE ISN'T BACK I HAVE TO KEEP PANICKING
 
its flickering for me
 
2:07 AM
^ same
 
THE NINETEENTH BYTE HAS BEEN PUT BACK INTO A STATE OF AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE DO NOT PANIC
 
panics
 
@ThomasKwa I don't think there is. seems to be part of the syntax, not a normal dyadic function. If there's a way to use trains with , I have yet to find it.
 
ᴘᴀɴɪᴄɪɴɢ ɪɴ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏsssss ʀᴜɴɴɴɴɴɴɴɴ ᴀᴡᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀʏ
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There's a "k" when "panic" is in present tense.
 
2:09 AM
what?
 
"Panicking," not "panicing."
 
panick?
 
oh shoot. I forgot about that. panik :P
 
omg its true wtf?
 
kanic
 
2:09 AM
> verb (used without object), panicked, panicking.
 
thats so weird
 
Those terrifying words
 
:<
 
AH SHAT
 
The word offline alone is terrifying
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hai
WAIT WHAT ITS DOWN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
 
not for me
yet
 
lucky
 
Mine's flickering ATM
 
What's going on
 
@quartata stack exchange is down
 
Mine's working again
 
We are currently mitigating an attack. Standby for updates.
someone should make a stackstatus twitter bot for this chat.
 
It wouldn't be of much use.
Also...
 
An attack? Yipes
 
2:15 AM
We are deploying a mitigation shortly, hang on.
 
yay!
 
while (true) if (ppcg_is_up) alert("Start golfin'")
 
I wonder what the attack was.
 
while (true) { if (pccg_is_down) { alert("Panick!"); prepareForApocalypse(); } }
 
prolly a troll pissed @ an admin
 
2:17 AM
I wonder how many programmers lost their jobs from this outage
 
^ about 2/pi
 
PCG should have, alongside the "people reached" counter, a "$ of programmer time wasted" counter.
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Like the debt clock?
 
there is something wrong with this...
 
2:19 AM
I was thinking for each individual user, but that could work too @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
 
Most of the time.
 
@ThomasKwa that's the "Member for..." counter
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^ lol
 
@ThomasKwa Why not both? XD
 
@ThomasKwa It wasted time of non-programmers as well.
 
2:21 AM
Heeyyyy guess whose controlling the starboard for the first time :3
 
[clears stars]
 
Darn, down by one
 
It would count how much of other users' time you've wasted, so question posters would rank higher than answer posters.
 
(Not really.)
 
o_o is the doctor on? whose starring everything?
 
2:22 AM
@ThomasKwa Imagine what Calvin's would be
 
Yay! Now we are tied!
 
^ :D
Except you are winning by star density
 
I leave for half a day and the site goes down? Geez, people.
 
We shall define a new unit of measure: procrastination per second, equivalent to 2048 * {chat messages per minute}
 
2:24 AM
I think we need a unit for procrastination before procrastination per second really works, no?
 
yes what should that be
 
I therefore deem one "Geobit" to be a single unit of procrastination
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yes
 
Works for me.
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8 Geobits becomes becomes 1 Geobyte, and so forth.
 
2:25 AM
Or, doesn't work anyway.
 
A single Geobit is equivalent (By the Gamr Equality) to the guilty tinge one feels whilst procrastinating, i.e., the slight feeling to get back to work, but the urge not to.
 
1 Geobit could be equal to {lines of work-relevant code supposed to be written} / ( {lines of work-relevant code actually written} / 2 )
 
I was desperately searching for an esolang that could beat Bash in the cheaty quine challenge. File I/O doesn't seem to be a strong suit of esolangs...
 
Eww, never use bytes when measuring productivity.
 
^^^ perhaps work-relevant @GamrCorps
 
2:27 AM
Might as well shoot for X lines of code per day :(
 
Productivity is measured as: "Productivity is measured by comparing the amount of goods and services produced with the inputs which were used in production". Here, that would be zero so productivity per second would cause a divide by zero error
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@Vɪʜᴀɴ now to define how to divide by zero
 
It's defined by the IEEE to be +Infinity or +Inf @GamrCorps @Vɪʜᴀɴ
 
Infinity / 0 === Infinity
 
@Dennis mwahahaha
 
2:30 AM
So what youre saying is that everyone has Infinity Geobits
 
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A: A "cheating" quine

DennisZ shell (zsh), 4 bytes <$0 The Z shell has feline functionalities built in. The fourth character is a linefeed. Test run $ cat quine.sh <$0 $ zsh quine.sh <$0 $ diff -s <(zsh quine.sh) <(cat quine.sh) Files /dev/fd/63 and /dev/fd/62 are identical

 
@Vɪʜᴀɴ Wait... Productivity is being divided by seconds, not seconds by productivity.
 
No! We call an infinite amount of Geobits one Aleph Geobit.
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Therefore everyone is doing an infinite amount of procrastination every second
 
2:30 AM
@ThomasKwa :|
 
Alrighty folks, good night!
 
night!
@ThomasKwa just go with it, nothing here has ever made sense
 
G'night!
 
night conor
 
I'm glad to see that we're expending Geobits nailing down the specifics of Geobits.
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2:32 AM
Glad to see Geobits expending Geobits whilst discussing others expending Geobits nailing down the specifics of Geobits
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noooo I got outgolfed by zsh
 
:D I got 5 stars
 
Oh, and for the record. It's a fucking soft G. gee-oh-bits. I'm not having this turn into a GIF-type issue :P
 
as in, like, oh geez?
or geometry?
 
Noooooo
 
2:33 AM
or geography?
 
@Sea Yes
 
cool
i thought it was a hard g
like, geezer
 
on that note, how do you guys pronounce "been": "bean" like me or "bin" like others
 
bin, bean when talking to family
 
Depends on context
 
2:34 AM
bean
 
bean
 
Like bin most often. Bean sounds like I'm trying to hard to be classy. I just can't pull it off right.
 
^ (love the carrot)
 
e.g. bin: "How's it been?", bean: "I've been reading a few books..."
 
2:35 AM
well, not really
 
I got yelled at by my English teacher for "pronouncing it wrong" today
 
I don't really say it like "bean" or "bin". The first is too long and the second is too short.
 
shit roomate is turning of the wifi
 
I say it like "ben".
 
^ Yea, this really
 
2:35 AM
g2g
 
h3h
 
bye Seadrus!
 
seadrus out
 
@Seadrus Are you calling your roommate a shit or is that "shit" the exclamation?
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2:36 AM
@AlexA. h3h? There are three letters between H and L. h3l -> HL3. Confirmed.
 
Commas save friendships
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@AlexA. I read it the latter way, but now that you mention it...
 
@AlexA. Or is the roomate's name "S...
 
@Sp3000 Shit Johnson.
 
Maybe, but that would be a weird thing to say, like "Fred roommate is..."
^ not star-worthy. Make me work for it.
 
2:39 AM
I dunno, how lazy was Seadrus with commas? "Fred, roomate, is..."
 
$$\\0=0\\0\cdot 1=0\cdot 2\\\frac{0\cdot 1}{0}=\frac{0\cdot 2}{0}\\1=2$$
 
Good point...
Wow, I can't believe that worked. All I have to do is ask for something to be unstarred?
 
So did I! It's to the left over there <---
:D
>_>
 
...
 
2:48 AM
You get a downvote, and you get a downvote. Everyone gets a downvote! :)
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> A plugin is needed to display this content.
>.>
 
Then you have to pay tax on the downvote
 
I leave for like 50 min and 109 messages later... .-.
 
@Geobits Oprahbits?
@Doorknob Flash?
 
:P
 
2:50 AM
@AlexA. ew
 
:P
Oh @Doorkno, IRC question for you. Where does your bot's code actually run?
 
@AlexA. on my computer?
 
Oh, okay. Didn't know if it was Freenode's server or something.
 
Seriously though, I need to figure out what to carve this year. It's getting too late to not know :(
 
Bring two pumpkins and say that when you carved one and tried to put it back together...
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2:53 AM
@Doorknob So in theory one could write a bot in any langauge that could execute on that person's computer?
 
@AlexA. uh, sure, if your language has network capabilities of course
 
(In all honesty though, how does this pumpkin carving work anyway? What do you do with them?)
 
Do with them? Not much, they're just for decoration.
I like carving them, though. It's fun, and people look at you crazy if you do it during other times of the year.
 
You take a pumpkin, cut off the top, remove the guts, cut a design into the front, put a candle in it, and put outside of your house so that shitty teenagers can smash it.
 
Ah k
Reminds me, I should probably find some candy on the off chance kids actually come knocking at my house this year... (we've been here 10 years and we've only had 1)
 
2:55 AM
^ from last year :)
 
Wow, that's really good!
 

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