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8:00 PM
> The shrieker shriek
wat
 
Hm, I don't know any Welsh words starting with g which haven't been mutated
I'll use a place name
 
@BetaDecay It's your challenge so it's up to you. I just thought since it's not the main part of the challenge it might invite more golfing opportunities to leave it open
 
Yeah, but I agree that it might be confusing
 
@TùxCräftîñg A shrieker shrieks. :P
 
speaking is hard :I
 
8:03 PM
Here here
 
@BetaDecay While I'm making minor quibbles: You end with "shortest program" rather than "shortest code". I'm assuming you allow functions too since they aren't explicitly excluded?
 
halp
a corridor is blocked by 2 floating eyes
 
@TùxCräftîñg Subtract 2.0*i to fix it.
 
Try eating them.
 
@feersum I thought you didn't play NH?
@TùxCräftîñg Use a ranged weapon or a polearm
Throw a weapon if you don't have either
 
8:08 PM
i dont have a ranged weapon, so i just waited for the floating eyes to go in a room to pass
 
Put on a blindfold!
 
@quartata Nope, but that doesn't stop me from giving bad advice.
 
@TùxCräftîñg Speaking of which:
> Blind? Catch a floating eye!
 
@feersum Actually eating floating eye corpses give intrinsic telepathy
 
8:09 PM
hahahaha
Is that a good thing?
 
So you inadvertently gave advice that makes sense
That's why I asked because I thought you were serious
 
but the telepathy only work when blind
 
That's why you use a blindfold
 
> You are blinded by a blast of light!
waitwat
 
8:12 PM
How convenient!
 
So much questions lately
i like it
 
@TùxCräftîñg What do you see?
 
nothing
lol
how do i wait until the blindness diseapear?
 
My server has no logs for the past week and just rebooted after crashing?
 
oh
i can semi-oermanently engrave elbereth
i have a hard gem
 
8:18 PM
@TùxCräftîñg What?
 
nethack
 
Elbereth
 
oermanently = ornamentally?
 
@HelkaHomba permanently
typo
 
ahh
 
8:21 PM
ah yeah typo
the 5th floating eye i encounter
 
@TùxCräftîñg Gotta get that intrinsic telepathy, ooh yeah.
 
no floating eye have leaved a corpse :/
> Huh, what? Where am I?
ouch
amnesia
i think
yay
i found the oracle
yay
i found sokoban
 
omnomnesia
the habit of sleep eating
 
@TùxCräftîñg You drank a potion of confusion
I'm not sure why you'd do that but OK
 
kk
@quartata unknow potion
 
8:32 PM
@zyabin101 is your avatar the missing character glyph?
 
@ConorO'Brien Yeah.
 
guahfw
i am stuck at sokoban
wait
no
yay i died
._.
 
@TùxCräftîñg ?
 
Keyboard#mash
in codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/53483/53745, can i take input as unary?
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A: Can numeric input/output be in unary?

isaacgYes, but only for languages such as sed, Retina, ///, etc. Only where it is the language's most natural integer representation. I'm in general a fan of taking input in the most natural format for a given language. If a language has no integer type / integer processing capabilities, then the mos...

i can
 
@Downgoat spoderman is the best!
"plz rate, comment and subscrieb"
 
8:45 PM
What do the isosurfaces behind a fan look like? That is, if we have a fan running, the air in front gets pushed away in a column, but the air being drawn into the fan comes from all directions. So, looking at the points where the air speed is roughly the same, do they form a spherical distribution, or some other shape?
 
@El'endiaStarman Yep more or less spherical.
 
Some graphical evidence would be awesome.
 
I did ask myself this, and when I was younger I just didn't get why you could have a "suction" stream when you can make "blowing" streams=)
 
0
A: My Squiggly Lamp

TùxCräftîñgStraw, 26 bytes <~('--' )>( () )-*>(/__\)> Use '--' as lamp shade, take input in unary

wot
 
8:50 PM
@El'endiaStarman Unfortunately I don't have any, but I observed it a few times when doing some woodworking and the sun is shining through the window at a low angle, I saw how the dust moved into the shop vac=)
 
^^ busy beaver, 4-state machine
 
i booted a phone charging on my computer and windows went mad o.o
 
@TùxCräftîñg Can't this language take decimal input?
 
no
i was thinking of fancy regex extensions like retina to make decimal => unary
but 2 lazy
 
@ConorO'Brien Oh awesome, you programmed a Turing machine!
 
8:52 PM
@El'endiaStarman yeah :D
 
Input in unary is a joke to me but anyway
 
@flawr That's pretty cool.
 
wat
sounds made by my phone are outputted by my computer speaker o.o
 
@flawr I don't think I ever wondered this specifically, but I have always found it somewhat strange and cool that there's such profound asymmetry.
 
@El'endiaStarman Haha, I never thought of it as an asymmetry:)
But I did do quite a few expriments / a lot of reading about vacuum cleaning a while ago, for making and later improving a cyclonic dust separator. (The chips from the planer kept clogging the vacum cleaner) (something like this but smaller)
 
8:56 PM
Does "reverse an array without built-ins" sound like a good challenge?
 
duplicate
 
Of this?
-22
Q: Reverse a 1-dimensional array

Erik the GolferNote: This challenge is not the same. Challenge Believe it or not, we haven't got ONE challenge for reversing one-dimensional arrays (although we've got one for n-dimensional ones)! This should operate only on the 1st dimension, not on all dimensions of an array. Rules Standard loopholes are...

 
lol
most downvoted challenge iirc
 
-22 o_o
 
We need a word that includes both function and program so I can stop writing "write a program or function that ..."
 
8:58 PM
@ETHproductions take this @BetaDecay !
 
@ConorO'Brien wil you ever post this challenge?
 
like fogram
 
@HelkaHomba yes
@Fatalize yeah, probably some time today. Kinda busy rn
 
@HelkaHomba prunction? frogram?
 
@HelkaHomba "codegolf" :P
"write a codegolf that ..."
 
8:59 PM
haha
 
@HelkaHomba Write a Runnable.
 
@HelkaHomba I usually write "submission"
 
@ETHproductions but that would be confusing in a pop con
 
Program is a runnable, yes, function is a runnable, yes.
 
@HelkaHomba true. I wasn't being real serious tho
 
9:00 PM
@HelkaHomba pof? (program or function)
 
@TùxCräftîñg most any made-up word or acronym will be hard to explain to new users
 
it's a acronym
"Wirte a POF that..."
AFAIK there is a html tag to explain acronyms
 
that's why I think "submission" is pretty clear
 
(it show a little tooltip when hovered)
just idk the tag
 
I think it's <abbr>
 
9:02 PM
yes
 
@TùxCräftîñg That works in md?
 
i think
 
not in SE's md
 
while it's not a 'harmful' tag, it should work
@ETHproductions ah
 
Either way I don't really think we should replace it with some esoteric portmanteau.
 
9:03 PM
Helka is chatting much today!
 
What's wrong with just writing "submission" instead of "functin or program"
?
 
@flawr Oh cool. So cyclonic vacuums work better because you don't have material bunching up and clogging it (at least, it would be harder to do so)?
 
wait
straw dont even have a reverse string function o.o
 
Having decimal numbers is probably infinitely more important
 
@TùxCräftîñg You can make one from popping and concatenation functions.
 
9:07 PM
@El'endiaStarman How? :3
 
@El'endiaStarman look hard to do
 
@zyabin101 Same way you'd reverse a number!
 
:D
 
@El'endiaStarman Exactly, but as they are no perfect it is still advisable to use a filter. In my setup the air goes through the cyclone first, and then through the vacum cleaner, that way the bag in the vacuum does not fill up / only does the filtering for really fine particles.
And you can use a container of arbitrary size below the cyclone.
So that is really convenient=)
 
Yeah, sounds like it.
 
9:09 PM
(I have an interesting game on my phone, called Space Trader. If you are interested, ask in the Sandbox. :3)
 
@zyabin101 I hate your new avatar. It keeps making me feel angry that a character isn't rendering :D
 
@BetaDecay XD
 
Please bring back the snake :D
 
It's Unipants.
Don't worry, I'll change my avatar back today.
 
It wasn't a snake? Oh :P
 
9:13 PM
@BetaDecay There is not a single snake here!
I don't know why everyone always starts talking about snakes.
 
@zyabin101 timezone?
@flawr snek
 
oh, reference to previous conversation around here that iphone is better - you now need at least 40 USD worth of additional hardware just to listen to music while charging the phone.
if u want to use custom headphones which still have 3.5mm jack, then 70 USD
 
@TùxCräftîñg UTC+3:00
 
iphone is better than winphone
but it's a bad phone
 
as a phone (hardware), winphone is much better
 
9:14 PM
xkcd-phone ftw
 
@Optimizer also pricewise
 
well, one component of price is software too, so partly yes
 
@Downgoat There you go
 
(No one is interested in Space Trader? :/)
 
9:19 PM
is a command to convert decimal => unary using a specified character useful?
 
coz u were not bad enough in one game?
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

BlackCapFlexagonal datastructures Being programmers, watching us flex aren't very interesting. Today we change that! In this challenge you will lex and flex a hexaflexagon. About For a video introduction, watch viharts video(s) on flexagons A flexagon is a shape that you can flex to reveal faces othe...

 
 
@flawr What an award-winning smile on the left!
 
9:23 PM
3
Q: Counting Goats to Sleep

Helka HombaSome people count sheep to get to sleep. Others count goats. Write a program or function that takes in a positive integer N and outputs N-1 awake goats followed by one sleeping goat, as if someone was counting N goats and at the very last one they fell asleep. Awake goats look like this: ...

 
»  ruby straw.rb /d/lamp.str
5
'--'
 ()
 ()
 ()
 ()
 ()
/__\
yay
pushing the new update to GH
 
@flawr It's "unfortunate" that paraphrasing and sarcasm use the same "symbols".
 
@HelkaHomba I don't know about the "safe", but the "comfortable" seem to apply to most airlines nowadays.
 
2
A: My Squiggly Lamp

TùxCräftîñgStraw, 26 bytes (non-competing) <#~('--' )>( () )-*>(/__\)> Use '--' as lamp shade, take input in unary now in decimal

yay now it take input in decimal
 
9:27 PM
<#~('--' )>
definitively a smiley
 
@flawr It's interesting how much poor design contributed to the problem. Really, four warnings that couldn't be understood? That could've been avoided.
 
9:43 PM
Definitely
It's the only online game I can win at
 
haha
omg
i winned
i am the first
17
A: Draw random black-and-white forest

ShujalC: 301 This program creates a simple, abstract image in the PGM format. You can open it with GIMP. int x,y,i,d,w;srand(time(NULL));unsigned char p[480000];FILE *f=fopen("a.pgm","w");fprintf(f,"P5\n800 600\n1\n");i=480000;while(i--)p[i]=i>240000|(i%800+i/800&3)!=0;i=100;while(i--){d=(11000-i*i)/...

haha
haha
someone posted a duplicate of one of his question
 
10:02 PM
ruby code to generate a tree of all posibilities from a given alphabet with a given depth
example:
f(2,"ABCD") = ["A", "B", "C", "D", "AA", "AB", "AC", "AD"...
 
I don't know Ruby, but you can start with a list of each character, and then for n-1 times, extend it with k copies of itself where each copy has a different character appended.
 
Well, you'd have to watch out for duplicates.
 
recursive thing using Array#combination
wait no
it dont work
 
"abcd".chars.to_a.repeated_permutation(2)
 
10:07 PM
@Geobits Did you (if you did) downvote because it's a boring challenge or because I had promised a geogoats challenge but left the geo out? :P
 
@quartata thx
 
@TùxCräftîñg im addictad now
 
CMC: Create a Straw quine
it's not possible in <6 characters
gtgbainight
 
10:23 PM
@NewMainPosts we need to make enough goat-based questions until we can get a goat tag :D
7
 
@HelkaHomba I'm not sure what you're talking about, but if you point me to this "geogoats minus geo" post I can downvote it if you like.
 
How do you put a ` in code markdown in a comment?
Does this` work?
 
Use double-backticks to wrap
Also, if the backtick within is alone you need spaces
``a`a``
gives
a`a
and
`` ` ``
gives
doesn't work on chat, but I've used it in posts
 
10:34 PM
I just did this\`
 
I just banged out 100 lines of Erlang for this KoTH controller until I realized no one wants to write their bots in Erlang
 
By the way, does anyone know any libraries for other languages that provide functionality like Java's java.awt.Robot?
 
Nope, sorry. But I know you can use that from Matlab, if that suits you
 
Just finished writing a TI-BASIC program to expand binomial powers
The hardest part was a weird hack to convert numbers to strings
 
10:38 PM
@LuisMendo Actually that's rather convenient since I need math for this
Snippet?
 
(Even weirder, it has an eval( function for string to number but not the reverse)
 
@quartata autohotkey :)
not technically a library but...
 
@quartata If you'll excuse the self-promotion, here's an example
21
A: programmatically press an enter key after starting .exe file in Matlab

Luis MendoThere is a way using Java from Matlab, specifically the java.awt.Robot class. See here. Apparently there are two types of programs, regarding the way they work when called from Matlab with system('...'): For some programs, Matlab waits until the program has finished before running the next sta...

 
Oh no problem :P
 
9
Q: Counting Goats to Sleep

Helka HombaSome people count sheep to get to sleep. Others count goats. Write a program or function that takes in a positive integer N and outputs N-1 awake goats followed by one sleeping goat, as if someone was counting N goats and at the very last one they fell asleep. Awake goats look like this: ...

 
10:40 PM
@NathanMerrill too Windows
 
@quartata The important lines are first, and last two
I found a better example, with key presses and key releases
 
Perfect thanks. This also means I'll have all of MATLAB's tools for munging the image data from the screen
 
@HelkaHomba Not terribly interesting imo, but it's ASCII art, so that's to be expected. Probably won't downvote though, even though the lack of geogoats in that geogoat post is quite disturbing.
 
> Now my problem is not with winzip, I only gave it as an example (i use winrar anyway :).
Those parentheses.... D:
 
11:03 PM
 
That's exactly what I was thinking of :)
 
> The IAU ban came after the "redefinition of "planet" to include the IAU president's mom" incident.
nice title
 
11:23 PM
Yo
 
oY
@DestructibleWatermelon how ya doin m8
 
I'll sleep good night
 
11:46 PM
that moment when you play a wiki click game to find god, and you find christian god -_-
and it doesn't count -_-
 
?
I'm confused
 
that speed game tux linked to
 
Where?
 
2 hours ago, by TùxCräftîñg
http://thewikigame.com/speed-race
 
CMC: fewest clicks to get from today's featured Wikipedia article to code-golf
Post the chain of clicks in here
 
11:56 PM
do i win
I win.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ಠ_ಠ
 
I'm sure someone's made a program that does a breadth first search to find a path between two articles
 
Are two articles guaranteed to have a chain somehow?
 
@DJMcMayhem Milos Raonic -> Master's Degree -> Problem Solving -> Computer Science -> Programming Language -> Perl -> Code Golf
 
11:59 PM
Nice one.
 

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