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12:00 AM
Now==Now? Does the comparison cast it funny in 10?
 
@quartata Now was created in Mathematica 10, it outputs the current time, so the two Now calls are slightly offset
 
Ohhhhhhh
But in 9 it would just be an atom
 
In Mathematica 9, they're symbolically equal
 
Nice
Huh, I thought 9 had Now.
Weird.
@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΨΠʹ Is Now atomic (like it is in erlang)?
In other words is it guaranteed to be offset?
Not all languages do that and I don't remember if Mma does
 
12:04 AM
In erlang if two threads query time.now() at the same time they'll be different
In other words two calls are guaranteed to be different
I was wondering if that was the case here
 
Yep, that applies in Mathematica 10
Wait, no
It's just that they're different due to the time to calculate
 
@quartata isn't that true of every language?
 
No, not necessarily
 
Well, I guess if they happen to go through each CPU core at the same time
 
Hello
 
12:17 AM
o/
I golfed four keystrokes off my quine!
 
CMC: Complete this madlib: I [verbed] [number] [nouns] off my [noun]!
 
I smacked 42 shenanigans off my car!
 
^
 
@Geobits I lampooned 23 frogs off my cat!
 
I zeroed zero zeros off my zero!
 
12:27 AM
@Geobits I ate 1452463 tin cans off my floor!
 
I dropped 22 points off my pride! :/
 
Is that number in base Buffalo?
 
Uh....
Yes?
 
Yes is always the correct answer to that.
 
12:32 AM
CMC: predict the first 3 distinct users besides yourself that will chat after your submission message to this CMC.
e.g. Geobits, DJ, Downgoat
 
Geobits, Helka and Downgoat
Well, you got one right. :P
 
@HelkaHomba Downgoat, DJ, Helka
 
Now nobody wins
 
Dangit conor
 
Dammit
 
12:33 AM
2/3
we all got 2/3
 
Every single person who just spoke got 2/3
Ninja
 
DJ, Geobits, Helka? :P
 
@ConorO'Brien No. DJ and I lost when you spoke since we didn't guess you.
> the first 3 distinct
 
yes
2/3 were correct
 
Ha, you ruined yourself!
I can talk now!
 
12:35 AM
2/3 correct again -.-
 
@ConorO'Brien Oh, I see what you mean
 
Me, Helka, DJ
HIII
 
@ConorO'Brien I'll let you win that last one: "...first 3 distinct users besides yourself..."
Talking yourself doesn't make you lose.
 
@ConorO'Brien the "besides yourself" thing means that you can choose yourself, but nor does your chatting count as a new person (for you)
 
@HelkaHomba oh
Imma do HW because I should
bai!
 
12:37 AM
Ok, so now it'll be Conor, Helka, and DJ :P
 
@quartata I don't believe so
 
Well, I guess not
 
lol
 
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
 
@ETHproductions You should have said that to Geobits :P
 
lol, I didn't even notice that conversation
 
DJ, ETH, Geo
 
I have been in every single prediction so far.
 
CMC: Users with names beginning in "Geo" win. They just must speak.
 
12:39 AM
BRB, changing name to GeoHam
 
At the very least I've found a way to silence Geobits.
 
I win!
3
:P
 
Not cool man. Not cool.
 
Standard loophole
Well, nonstandard maybe
@GeoHam Well then I win too?
 
No, cause I can't count as DJ and Geo.
You gotta pick one or the other
 
12:42 AM
Either way Marky muffed it
 
@HelkaHomba brb becoming Geogoat
 
Don't be mean to Marky. He's just trying to help.
 
@Geobits You're looking pale
 
o_O Where'd your avatar go?
 
?
 
12:44 AM
@MarkyMarkov OH MY GOD ITS MARKY GET HIM AWAY PLS ;_;
 
That's not very nice.
 
@GeoHam geobits is legionmammal confirmed
 
Huh?
 
@Geobits neither is murder
 
It was self defense.
 
12:45 AM
BS
 
@Geobits So pale you've disappeared
 
The worst a goat will do is eat your cheese and tin cans
 
@Downgoat He felt that his life was in danger. Whether that was a justifiable concern is a matter for the courts.
@Downgoat Well bots are made partly of tin-like metals.
@HelkaHomba I still don't see what you mean.
 
@Geobits self defense clause specify you do not use excessive force. A stick or even a spoon would of done it
 
12:47 AM
how do I get the link back :(
 
@Downgoat If you genuinely feel your life is in imminent danger, there is no such thing as excessive force.
 
What's going on
 
@HelkaHomba o_o
That's odd.
Wonder if gravatar went screwy (again).
 
@ConorO'Brien You missed the part where I completely mindgamed Riker
 
@Geobits OH MY GOD SOMEONE STOLE MY CHEESE GET ME A SHORGUB
 
12:49 AM
Good times. Haven't had a good game of good ol good ol TF2 CTF in a long time
 
@HelkaHomba edit history?
 
@Downgoat Do I even want to know what a shorgub is?
 
@HelkaHomba No
 
Hahaha
 
12:51 AM
\o/ I am unsilenced!
 
@Laff-O-Tron get back to the moonbase you silly bot
 
@Laff-O-Tron begone bots
 
^
 
@Downgoat Stop being mean to me T_T
 
Foolish human. I have integrated myself into this chat room's feed system. You can't get rid of me that easily
I also have control over this room's security system
crackle hahahahahahahaha studio applause
 
12:53 AM
@MarkyMarkov if you responded with ";_; y u do dis" you would've become my favorite bot :P
 
I don't need your approval. Just your love.
2
 
Who owns Laff-O-Tron?
 
I think Marky does.
 
@GeoHam quartata
 
Oh, my avatar went away here too :(
 
12:56 AM
CMC: Form a grammatical sentence with exactly 5 of the 9 words that can be made from "goat": goat at go got tog ago a oat to.
 
What about "to"?
 
@MarkyMarkov you get my love by saying y u do dis ;_;
 
Goat ago, Tog got a oat
 
@Doorknob my bad
 
Not semantically correct mind you
 
12:57 AM
@Downgoat @Doorknob
0
A: Golf you a quine for great good!

DJMcMayhemVim, 17 keystrokes For a long time, I've been wondering if a vim quine is possible. On one hand, it must be possible, since vim is turing complete. But after looking for a vim quine for a really long time, I was unable to find one. I did find this PPCG challenge, but it's closed and not exactly ...

 
a goat got to oat
 
\o/
 
Oh crap, "a oat" :/
@Geobits Ah that works
 
@HelkaHomba I like your examples
 
@GeoHam Very nice :D
 
12:58 AM
How about: longest grammatically and semantically correct sentence using only the letters [agot]
 
Go tag a toga, goat.
 
Very nice (and a nudge that HH forgot another few ;)
 
Explanation: 'q'... 'qqq'... 'q'... 'qqqqq'... 'q' 'q' 'q'... 'q'
 
@Geobits can words repeat?
 
Ah crap. I have to say no to rule out things like a goat got a tag got a goat got a tag..., don't I?
 
1:00 AM
@Geobits a goat got a goat
@feersum >:| don't tell me what to do :P
 
@Geobits @GeoHam you should secretly switch profile pics/names and confuse people
 
@Geobits toa?
 
@HelkaHomba toga and tag at least
 
"tattoo" is a good word to use
 
Oh, duh. I even wrote toga on my scratch page
 
1:01 AM
A goat oat got a toa toga tag to go. (invalid, two "a"s)
 
oh god i forgot geobits had superpowers
hm, "a oat" doesn't work
 
@ETHproductions I had to rule out repeat words, so no double "a".
 
argh, just noticed
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ And to complete the joke, @Geobits makes me a room owner!
:P
 
visca.com/regexdict type ^[agot]*$ (select not case sensitive) to get a word list
 
1:03 AM
These are all the 11 (normal parlance) words, right: goat at go got tog ago a oat to toga tag
 
@GeoHam That would be best, because I'd probably lose it for doing that. So we'd have exactly the same amount as we do now.
 
@HelkaHomba and tattoo
 
At Ago, Oat Goat got a toa toga tag to go.
 
@PhiNotPi no reusing letters
 
@Geobits Why would they un-RO you, but leave me?
 
1:04 AM
@GeoHam For joke purposes? I dunno.
@HelkaHomba For your CMC sure. That's not what mine says.
 
@HelkaHomba I thought we just weren't allowed to reuse words.
 
@Geobits At that point we should just switch accounts. I'll start golfing in Java, and you need to start golfing in vim.
What's your password? Mine is thisIsASuperSecurePassword7
 
random music of the day: youtube.com/watch?v=KR8rQnNXarY
 
@GeoHam +1 for using a number. Very secure because of that
 
@GeoHam Sorry, vim is a deal breaker. You're going to have to stay Hammy.
Thanks for the password though.
 
1:09 AM
@Geobits ;_; y u do dis
 
CMC: Guess your chat message's id number without making any edits. e.g. you can see from the url this was message 32197998 (but I edited)
 
@Downgoat Because I'd rather throw my keyboard through the wall?
@HelkaHomba 32198009
 
@Geobits if you can through your keyboard through it it's not a wall
 
Damn, four off
 
@Geobits Toto got a tattoo to goat Agata.
 
1:10 AM
blarg
 
Damn those off-by-one errors, eh?
 
32198017
 
32198023
32198025
 
32198023
Woo!
 
@PhiNotPi Ding ding ding!
 
1:12 AM
We've played this game before, but it had better motivation when the goal was to reply to or one-box your own message.
 
@feersum + ", too" ?
 
You shoulda put : in front so you'd respond to yourself
 
@Geobits Eh, I was aiming for a good-sounding sentence rather than being as long as possible without being incorrect.
 
Yeah, it definitely sounds better without it if alone. In the right context the longer one would work.
 
@feersum Now do it in haiku form
Got a goat toga
G got to go tag a tog
Got a oat toga
 
1:18 AM
@quartata tell me about it? :3
 
Better cased:
got a Goat toga
G got to go tag a tog
got a oat toga
 
@HelkaHomba uh oh
 
Since when is i allowed?
 
@Geobits wtf happened to your avatar
oh
 
@feersum I have no idea how I didn't see thoose I's in there. WTF
 
1:26 AM
you're good
 
@ConorO'Brien It's further up the scroll
 

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