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2:00 AM
@QPaysTaxes Ash wood == wood
 
^lelrekt420
 
That's wood ash.
Ha ha "dirty". :P
@QPaysTaxes Well, if you burn ash, then you would get ash ash!
 
Wood ash == ash wood ash
 
@QPaysTaxes And Ash's wood means something else totally different.
 
You have to ash both sides of your equation
 
2:02 AM
Which, as has been noted already, can be burnt!
 
@El'endiaStarman ಠ_ಠ
 
Ahhhh so many meanings... :P
 
slowly walks away from the computer
 
I was waiting for something like that. :P
 
How would I say "your sister's thing" in french? I have le <thing> de ta souer
I'm a terrible person >_<
nvm bai
 
2:10 AM
does anyone here know programming gravity?
 
As in gravity simulators?
 
Gravity boots?
Gravity the Sandra Bullock movie?
 
@El'endiaStarman yes
 
g=9.81m/s^2
 
@AlexA. what are gravity boots
 
2:12 AM
I've programmed those in four different languages. :P
 
Including 日本語?
 
@AlexA. I know that much
but how would I figure out where an object goes
 
math
 
like if I have an object at (0,0) with mass of 420 units and an object at (0,4) with a mass of 4 units, how do I figure out where it goes
@AlexA. goats are not good at math
@QPaysTaxes nothing too big, 100 years or so per second
 
well for the two-body problem you can get a perfect solution
 
2:15 AM
@Downgoat You keep track of position and velocity in each coordinate. Calculate the force on body 1 as m2 / r^2, where r is the distance. For each velocity component, add that force. For each position component, add the updated velocity. I typically put in a constant factor to tweak the time span, so to speak.
 
@QPaysTaxes they move everytime a render function is called
 
Y'all are talking theory. I've done this stuff! :P
 
so you can actually simulate it more accurately
 
@poi830 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
2:16 AM
@QPaysTaxes no I don't
pls show
 
4 mins ago, by QPaysTaxes
@Downgoat Sorta
 
in Pytek, Mar 17 at 18:23, by El'endia Starman
On another note, I wrote a gravity simulator in Pytek last night:
 
oh
 
Look at the following message.
 
tanks
@El'endiaStarman I don't speak latex python
 
2:17 AM
hello yes this is quartato
 
@Downgoat Everything should be fairly understandable.
 
we no speak javascripto
 
@quartata yo hablo javascrito bueno
 
@GamrCorps Is out/builds/convex-0.6/convex/convex.jar the one I want?
 
a complete list of commands in Babble so far: ONE, TWO, TRE, FOR, FIV, SIX, SVN, EGT, NIN, TEN, PUT
 
2:19 AM
@Doorknob This.....bothers me just a bit.
 
@Doorknob wow nic spl ing
 
@El'endiaStarman All commands have to be exactly three uppercase characters.
 
@Doorknob Like, I see that, but still... :P
 
:D
 
@Doorknob is this an esolang?
 
2:21 AM
@Downgoat no it's a real programming language
 
@Doorknob O_o
I hope that's sarcastic
 
@Dennis that is the version that can read from files, yes. Although you might want to use out/builds/convex-dev/convex/convex.jar since that will always be the latest release (which is 0.6 atm).
 
@QPaysTaxes @Doorknob why would you lie to the goat
 
@Downgoat Oh, you could look at my SpaceWar! codez!
 
@GamrCorps can or can't?
 
2:23 AM
@Dennis can and will
 
thanks
 
@QPaysTaxes SpaceWar! was literally the name of the game I copied. You're thinking of Asteroids.
 
+10 for JS
 
@Downgoat comme te vene 'capa e di console.log("js sucks")
 
2:25 AM
@GamrCorps I'm confused. Didn't you say you removed file access?
 
we no speak javascripto
 
@quartata what does vene mean
 
@QPaysTaxes oh, cool
 
mi'a na certu tu'a la'oi javascript
 
@QPaysTaxes :D
 
2:26 AM
Remember when people talked in English here?
2
 
Remember when peopled talked in JavaScript here?
(you shouldn't because that never happened)
@QPaysTaxes :(
 
@Downgoat It's a joke based on the song we no speak americano. It means how will you say console.log("js sucks")
 
@Doorknob pl'ease .tr ans'late
 
it took me five minutes to look up the lyrics so you better find it funny
 
@Dennis Don't worry, I'm confused as well, how do you want to pass the program to the interpreter? As of right now it reads from a file with the name as the command-line arg. If you want to pass the program to the interpreter as a string on the command line args like java -jar convex.jar {program} then Ill have to modify the interpreter real quick.
 
2:27 AM
@El'endiaStarman that game is really cool LOL
 
that feelin when u cut a mango
 
@GamrCorps No, no, no. I'm talking about g and file access from inside the program.
 
@AlexA. what feeling??
 
@AlexA. ;_; goats can't cut mangos with hooves
 
@Downgoat unless its a REALLY agressive goat.
 
2:29 AM
@Dennis There is no file access from inside the program. g is removed and that was the only way to get information from outside the program besides STDIN and STDOUT
 
@AshwinGupta 6/10 not enough bold italics and rickroll
 
but then I suppose you have mango smash not mango slices.
 
@QPaysTaxes uhhhh. Are you turning into Marky?
 
we can do bold? or italics?
 
@QPayTaxes .ii
 
2:29 AM
who knew??!!
 
@QPaysTaxes was the sheep OK?
 
@Dennis Long story short: there is no file access
 
@QPaysTaxes :O
 
@QPaysTaxes why "sure" and not "yes"?
 
how do you do strikethrough?
<s>hi</s>
 
2:30 AM
@GamrCorps Alright then. I misunderstood when you write that is the version that can read from files.
 
@AshwinGupta ---strikethrough---
 
oh got it
 
@Dennis sorry bout that
 
ty
I don't know how to do it!
 
@QPaysTaxes ;_;
aren't sheeps related to unicorns?
 
2:31 AM
Sheep is the plural of shoop
 
Is my time complexity implementation right in this review? I've never really messed with time complexity before
I'd appreciate feedback :)
 
@Downgoat I-and-others(exclusive-we) not expert something-related-to the-non-Lojban-name JavaScript
"we don't speak JS"
 
@QPaysTaxes they are both bovidae, both in the same family
@QPaysTaxes unicorns are not even remotely related to dragons
 
2:33 AM
@Dennis YAY!!! THANK YOU!!! Sorry for the confusion along the way.
 
@QPaysTaxes ._.
unicorns are related to horses
 
@GamrCorps NP. If you make any updates, give me a ping.
 
not dragons
 
@Dennis kk
 
@GamrCorps one more k and you'd get a big ol' ಠ_ಠ
 
2:35 AM
hahaha
 
> you'd get a big ol
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Ha jokes on you! I typed an extra k but deleted it on time.
 
@GamrCorps kk
 
The joke is never on me! Well, except for the whole alex-is-wrong thing...
 
cat
@AlexA. hah :P
 
2:38 AM
does anyone know how to make a circle in JavaScript
 
@AlexA. Well, that's new. :P
 
cat
@AlexA. I remember showing that joke to my ex (named Alex, obviously) and he was very entertained
 
@QPaysTaxes haha, but that doesn't work :(
 
cat
@Downgoat try JQuery
 
@cat eeeewwwwwww
 
cat
2:39 AM
or css
 
@cat jQuery can't do it
 
cat
:o blasphemy!
 
@cat I have a friend named Alex but he doesn't know about it lol
 
@cat Is he wrong too? :P
 
O.O this is the code to make a circle in JavaScript:
  context.beginPath();
  context.arc(centerX, centerY, radius, 0, 2 * Math.PI, false);
  context.fillStyle = 'green';
  context.fill();
  context.lineWidth = 5;
  context.strokeStyle = '#003300';
  context.stroke();
 
cat
2:40 AM
jquery is like, turing-complete, of course it can
 
@Doorknob if he wrong he should no
 
cat
@AlexA. he was! we playfully argued about that a lot
 
haha
Was it me? o_O
 
I now know three languages that Alex does not which is very convenient for secretly insulting him
 
@Downgoat Why not SVG?
 
2:41 AM
Alex es muy incorrecto
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes interessant
 
@quartata ._.
translate: Alex es muy incorrecto
(from Spanish) Alex is very wrong
 
@El'endiaStarman It's difficult to do simulations with SVG
 
:O
 
@AlexA. Oh I was just saying that I ate some water melon today
 
2:42 AM
@Downgoat Like, for gravity? You can update the positions with JS.
 
If you think it's possible please tell me how to make this in SVG
 
@quartata Not according to Bing!
 
@El'endiaStarman but it's a pain in the ass to do so
 
Bing is wrong
 
It's what I did for SpaceWar!....
 
2:42 AM
@AlexA. You it is nailed to the Bang
 
@El'endiaStarman really?
cool
 
It was very good watermelon too
 
@quartata If Bing is wrong but Bing said that I'm wrong, does that mean I'm right?
 
@Downgoat Well, I used D3.js to make it easier, but still.
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes Uhm... no? no french P:
 
2:43 AM
@quartata I ate a god damn mango earlier how do you think that makes me feel ?
 
@El'endiaStarman I spent 2 days making that sun. I'm not going to change it now :P
 
cat
@El'endiaStarman did you mean: 3D.exe
 
@cat What was your name before cat? Was it sysreq?
 
@cat No.
 
cat
@AlexA. It was tac because of Those Anagrams for graduation, then sysreq
 
2:45 AM
@AlexA. probably dog
oh
 
@QPaysTaxes I discovered Unix inside my computer but I had to smash open first
 
cat
Manage Trash So, anyone?
@AlexA. HAH
@AlexA. why do you ask? :P
 
@Downgoat I used D3.js solely for moving stuff around.
You could probably do the same with jQuery or Processing, though I don't know the latter at all.
 
@cat I remembered that you had a name other than cat and tac at one point, I just couldn't remember what it was.
2
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes gasp D: Windows
 
2:46 AM
@QPaysTaxes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
@El'endiaStarman was it easy with D3?
 
@Downgoat I'd say so, yeah. Look at the code I linked you earlier. Basically everything is in there or in main.js.
 
@poi830 ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
 
@AlexA. ¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) _/¯
 
@AlexA. Why are you starred is this humor I can't smell
 
cat
2:47 AM
@QPaysTaxes Could be worse. explosions in distance
 
/\/\( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)/\/\
 
@AlexA. I thought birds had an ok sense of smell?
 
cat
@AlexA. I wanted to do the equivalent of up-voting a comment in "O, ya i c" style but I didn't wanna pollute the chat more by saying that
 
( ͡ಠ ͜ ͡ಠ _ʖ ͡ಠ ͜ ͡ಠ)
 
SE chat really needs upvotes/downvotes
they exist on Miaou and they are very convenient
 
cat
2:49 AM
^
 
and there is a prime example of why upvotes are needed
 
@Doorknob upvote
 
Miaou seems like the perfect place for @cat
 
O͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡
 
What
 
cat
2:50 AM
@AlexA. :P Except it's all in French and je ne parle pas français :L
 
It's not all in French
I've used it several times
 
cat
It looked to be? As soon as I logged in, there was not a word of English
@QPaysTaxes ?
 
Click the British flag in the top right corner to switch languages
 
cat
I wonder why it's French by default / for me, then
 
@cat L'anglais est très ennuyeux
 
2:52 AM
^ C'est ne vrai pas
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes kinda figured
@quartata CTRL-C CTRL-T translate.google.com CTRL-V
 
@cat ?
 
cat
@quartata My sequence of keystrokes to copy that, open Translate, and paste it
@QPaysTaxes I don't keep it open, though
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes you always edit your messages a little after sending them and I get a little ping and I look at it like, "heh, I know all your history, lil' message"
 
2:57 AM
I get the feeling that Alex is trying to mine data on us with all these polls
 
I has a curious mind
 
Everyone is just going to answer other
 
cat
y'all will never guess who the odd-one-out was :P
 
@quartata So far no one has
 
cat
2:58 AM
@Downgoat In CanadaLand, we has SSID, which is differn't. (but the same)
 
@Downgoat ಠ_ಠ
 
@cat s/Canada/MapleSyrup/
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes hmmm...
 
@cat As the one who brought it up, is it you? :P
 
often in database structure we talk about one to many or many to many.
 
cat
2:59 AM
@Downgoat do all americans make that joke to all canucks?
 
@AlexA. promis, dis only fo educatinl porpises.
 
However, these all assume relations are between 2 items
 
cat
@AlexA. yep! :D
 

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