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12:00 AM
How does it work?
 
@QPaysTaxes disregard that i misread it
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ takes the powerset of the prime factors, maps folding multiplication with autosplat, uniquifies, removes the number itself, sums, adds one to compensate for 1 being a divisor, does it for both numbers,reverses,and checks if it equals input
 
@Maltysen oh nice
On the scale of verbosity, Jolf is probably up higher than Pyth et all
bai
 
@QPaysTaxes K@Q0V@Q1K=hsP{*MtyPK 20 bytes
stole the sum of factors thing from maltysen
so the rest is probably all suboptimal
 
ooooh that gives me a suggestion for issacg
 
12:14 AM
> Our beer oozes all the hop goodness you would expect to find in a double IPA. In your nose, you will experience a citric hop quality which is balanced by a slight malt sweetness. The essence of a great double IPA is hops and as such the beer finishes with a pronounced spicy hop bite.
Not only is this super pretentious sounding, but the nose part sounds so weird
> In your nose, you will experience...
@QPaysTaxes I disagree. I don't get that impression from most of my favorite beer brands.
Oh
Well this beer that's described very pretentiously actually is really good
:P
 
@QPaysTaxes aliquot: uhs{P*MtyPGQE
 
wait how do you do input for it
 
2
10
 
weird its not working for me
pyth.herokuapp.com/?code=uhs{P*MtyPGQE&input=284%0A1&debug=1
wait im stupid
i was putting it in the wrong order
 
You're not stupid. You're wonderful and I'm glad you've joined our site.
3
 
12:25 AM
@Dennis, may I take you up on your offer?
 
Sure. I just need a link.
 
has anyone tried codegolfing exerything on project euler
or at least a bunch of them
 
@Dennis here is the Github repo: github.com/GamrCorps/Convex
 
@GamrCorps I see it's based on CJam. Did you conserve g?
 
yes. Do you need me to do something with that?
 
12:29 AM
mini-mini-challenge: codegolf this
 
@GamrCorps I can't have TIO interpreters access local files or the internet. g gotta go.
 
gotcha
 
@GamrCorps +1 for 4-space indents
 
@Dennis I just removed it any pushed to the repo, its not really necessary imo anyways.
 
@Dennis can't you throttle internet access to like one per execution? (assuming you're worried about people using TIO to DDos etc.)
@QPaysTaxes chroot seems like an option
 
12:36 AM
chroot isn't very safe, although you probably wouldn't overcome it with an esolang...
 
don't people use it for like ftp and stuff?
 
@Maltysen Yes, but an untrusted program on the server is a different story.
@GamrCorps OK, I'll set it up later.
 
@Dennis Thanks!
 
@AlexA. does anyone do anything else?
@poi830 sf!*F%LT,3 5tU^T3
 
12:40 AM
@Maltysen Anything else except what?
 
@AlexA. "Soo-doh (like pseudo)"
 
Oh
Yes
 
yeah ive never heard anyone say anything except soo-doh
 
My girlfriend's mom says "soo-doo," because it's super user do.
 
@AlexA. I thought it was that you're a psuedo super-user
 
12:42 AM
@AlexA. Your gf's mom knows sudo? o_O
7
 
@AlexA. I just asked my friend who knows nothing about programming or sudo and he said pseudo
 
@Dennis Yes, she runs her own Mac consulting business and has to use Terminal and other stuff regularly.
 
@QPaysTaxes *awkward*
 
@QPaysTaxes Um, well I'd prefer to marry my girlfriend than her mother...
 
12:44 AM
I just read that as "I'd prefer to marry my girlfriend then her mother..."
3
 
@GamrCorps Gotta catch 'em all
3
 
@AlexA. brb taking screenshot and making your relationship with your gf a lot more awkward
 
cat
Hi @QPaysTaxes :D
 
@Maltysen I'll probably show her this later. I'm sure she'd be proud of me for my sick Pokémon joke.
 
cat
My internet is deciding to be okay-speed tonight, so I figured I'd drop in :P
 
12:47 AM
@AlexA. just make sure her mom isn't around :P
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes Ohh, man, I relate so much
 
@Maltysen That'll be easy considering we live in a different city than her mom. :P
 
cat
My internet is my phone's hotspot 'cause reasons.
@QPaysTaxes aww, hug
Hey, I knew I recognised you: codereview.stackexchange.com/q/95403
Why don't I see you answering in Factor on PCG? :c
@QPaysTaxes I love Factor :D
 
@cat PPCG
 
cat
Does the association bonus count to being able to talk in chat? I keep forgetting where that does and doesn't apply
 
12:51 AM
@cat If you have the association bonus then you already have enough rep somewhere on the network to be able to chat
 
cat
@AlexA. It's golfed, see?
 
It only requires 20 rep anywhere on the network, not just for the parent site
 
cat
Ahh, okay
 
Which is why we occasionally get randos in here who don't have PPCG accounts
 
they usually leave pretty quickly. Quill stuck around for some reason though
 
12:53 AM
He has a PPCG account
 
@AlexA. My mom barely knows how to use a computer, but she wouldn't know sudo if her OS had it. My mother-in-law couldn't even turn a computer on...
 
cat
...can I ping someone who's never posted in chat? I wanted to query a user about this nice first answer which he then immediately deleted:
 
@AlexA. didn't he originally come here from CR first?
@cat only mods I think
 
cat
 
@cat try undeleteing his post and commenting
 
@Maltysen Yep. But I don't know whether he made his PPCG account before or after hanging out in our chat.
 
cat
@Maltysen jaded 10k users...
 
@QPaysTaxes Depends
 
@AlexA. can you undelete hammer ^^^^
 
Maybe he found an issue with his post and deleted it for reasons totally unrelated to the library/regex issue
 
12:55 AM
^
 
cat
hmm
 
If he deleted it himself I won't undelete
 
Just randomly undeleting someone else's post is a bad idea.
 
^
 
@cat maybe ask a mod to superping him for you?
@cat yeah it does
 
12:57 AM
Yeah. If you do it a bunch of times in a short period of time, that's bad.
If you spread out the love over like a week or whatever, voting for other things in the meantime, the system won't bat an eyelash.
If anyone gets "mad" at you, it'd just be an automatic system reaction that would reverse the votes.
 
Mods don't know the details of serial voting detection. Devs do but won't tell.
Vote in good faith, don't worry about the rest.
 
^ This
 
No, we really don't.
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes Okay but after the +50 rep gets reversed, you should upvote my answers in a way that isn't serial 'cause, y'know, Factor needs some love.
I mean it! :(((
 
omg what kind of dog is it I need to know asap
@cat Btw, your edit on Martin's post wasn't necessary
 
1:00 AM
@QPaysTaxes @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ i will be mostly absent for the next week, from here,main, every thing. Won't do any jolf or desert survival.
See you next Wednesday.
 
Lmao. I just found this code I wrote from last year.
// Delay judgement on these buttons until the user makes a selection
btnView.Visible = false;
btnEdit.Visible = false;
btnDelete.Visible = false;
 
cat
@AlexA. It confused me a lot the first three times I tried to understand what it was saying
 
Bai.
 
cat
a tiny grammar changed made a difference, roll it back if you like obviously
 
@cat British English grammar. ;)
 
cat
1:00 AM
@EasterlyIrk bai bai baii
 
I won't roll it back because it was such a minor change that it's not worth the effort.
 
cat
@AlexA. British? Is that what it is? Hmm, and Americans make fun of me for spelling like a Canadian
 
Where are you located?
 
cat
I live in New England but I was born in Canada
DOG
 
> DIG
 
1:03 AM
@QPaysTaxes AAAAAHHHHHH he's such a handsome gentleman
 
cat
ironic, a cat who likes dogs
 
@cat Why would you leave Canada to go to the US? :P
 
cat
@AlexA. Because work opportunities for my parents. I wouldn't, and I plan to move back :D
 
@cat :D
 
@AlexA. I made it before I started hanging out here
 
1:05 AM
I've considered moving to Canada at some point. I really like Vancouver.
 
@QPaysTaxes hello
 
@Quill Okay, that's what I thought.
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes New Hampshire, wbu?
 
@Quill oh. so that means that everyone who came here left.
 
cat
hi @Quill!
 
1:06 AM
@Quill also, hi
 
cat
@AlexA. Vancouver's nice, especially for IT
 
I'm going as PHP in October. https://t.co/lSXskX2gdl
 
@QPaysTaxes where? I'm in nj
 
@cat :/ I don't know what's going on with that question, but I feel like something murdered half the Python submissions (why so many deletions? o_O)
 
cat
you know what I want in a chat userscript? messages in @-reply-threads to be tinted to show the trail, because otherwise I have to wave my mouse around and squint at the highlights
@Sp3000 :(
@QPaysTaxes Obviously auburn
 
1:10 AM
Hey. Is there a way for me to find which words are most commonly used as part of output in code golf challenges? (systematically/programmatically)
 
@cat there's a threading comments userscript for main sites
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes Not good enough! I shouldn't have to even move my mouse, it should just be there, so I can filter visually
 
@cat like miaou?
 
cat
@Cyoce SE API, or SEDE. data.stackexchange.com
@Maltysen What's that? An app?
@QPaysTaxes Exactly!
 
@cat Using the SE API you'd exhaust your daily API quota before you even got close to collecting enough data. :P
 
1:12 AM
Now, how do I distinguish which words are required as output in a challenge? Any ideas?
 
cat
@Quill link pls ?
@AlexA. shows my experience with it, then shrug
@Cyoce 10000 kb of nondeterminstic regex
 
@QPaysTaxes >_< CSS is pretty easy, easy language to add to a resume
 
@cat Or I could just look at the words contained in code blocks in answers. Right?
 
@EasterlyIrk Oh, bai. Why?
 
cat
1:14 AM
Look at LESS.js and SCSS, if you don't like CSS3's antics
 
Does anyone in here know french okay?
 
cat
Non.
 
@QPaysTaxes so you can apply for full stack positions
 
cat
@Cyoce I was being sarcastic. Of course!
 
@cat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
cat
1:16 AM
Miaou's cool, all in French, ironically
@Quill more like "full stack overflow (user|exception creator)" amirite
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Wtf architect
 
@EasterlyIrk ?
 
Autocorrect
 
@QPaysTaxes If I was going to say "It had been raining for a month", which temporal pronoun would I use?
@EasterlyIrk so what did you mean to say?
 
Family and parent problems. Mom thinks internet is bad.
 
1:18 AM
@QPaysTaxes ಠ_ಠ
@EasterlyIrk o
Bai :(
 
Well Bai!
 
cat
@QPaysTaxes on the internet, nobody knows you're Google Translate
 
We await your return
 
cat
The first two are
 
1:19 AM
Ser you later @EasterlyIrk :)
 
@QPaysTaxes I assumed you meant "peu"
@Quill I need the answer now, so I'm leeching off of you guys :P
 
cat
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ french.stackexchange.com
 
cat
k
in case u needed a link br0
 
cat
1:20 AM
ywyw
 
The onebox is a link
 
@AlexA. do you know french?
 
Un peu seulement
 
3 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@QPaysTaxes If I was going to say "It had been raining for a month", which temporal pronoun would I use?
 
I saw the question and didn't answer because I have absolutely no idea.
Sorry!
 
1:21 AM
It's okay ^_^
 
cat
> How do you pronounce the Unix command "sudo"?
> 1. Soo-doh (like pseudo): 8 votes (100%)
 
Maybe you could ask in their chatroom
 
But don't spam it >_<
 
@Quill 10$ says its dead.
 
1:22 AM
Oh lol
 
cat
If $10 is read as "ten bucks" then 10$ should be read as "bucks ten"
2
Hey @El'endiaStarman!
 
@El'endiaStarman Do know french?
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no
 
Why do you ask?
 
1:24 AM
2 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
3 mins ago, by Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@QPaysTaxes If I was going to say "It had been raining for a month", which temporal pronoun would I use?
 
all of the quotes are belong to you
 
Pffft yeah I have no idea.
 
XD
My friend is casual--he says stuff like "can you even English?". He needed french help one day, and asked a random girl "Can you french?" and she answered quite literally.
 
cat
Do you have French homework, @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ?
 
@cat What makes you think that? :P
 
cat
1:25 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Hmmm, no reason... :P
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That could mean one of two things, and considering the likely age of your friend, I think I know which one. :P
 
@QPaysTaxes Except it would be pleuvait because it's imperfect tense but yeah
@El'endiaStarman I think you know what I know :P
 
cat
<s>cause I can't read it</s> I actually bothered learning Perl. French, on the other hand..
 
@QPaysTaxes o
@cat LEARN FRENCH IT'S > LOJBAN
---asdf---
^
v
 
cat
B-but HTML! I always use <s></s> in posts
 
@cat Yeah, you have to.
 
cat
@El'endiaStarman It's different on main? whyyy
 
@cat Mini-markdown in chat.
 
cat
and not a link to the many memes of PPCG
 
1:28 AM
Alright have to write french now bai
 
cat
bai bai
> /killall chat
*chat hit the ground too hard*
 
1:45 AM
*chat tried to swim in lava*
Deadly temperature aside, lava is too viscous to swim in, isn't it?
._.
 
@AlexA. Depends on how viscous it is. There's runny lava and there's gooey lava.
 
The runnier it is the hotter it is, meaning it's even less viable to swim in
 
But you said "Deadly temperature aside"...
 
The deadly temperature is never really aside. I mean, it is deadly.
 
In my in-progress novel, one of my characters is immune to fire, and actually swims in lava.
 
1:56 AM
@El'endiaStarman Fire-resistance potion?
 
What's your character's melting point?
 
@AlexA. I have no idea. :P (She might not even have one.)
 
NO MELTING POINT?!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
@QPaysTaxes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Everything has a melting point
Right, but for all materials, there is a temperature at which the solid form will give way to liquid.
Doesn't mean it's room temperature
Molten rock is still rock, yes?
I didn't say burn, I said melt
 
@AlexA. It's a semi-magical world...
 

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