@QPaysTaxes Ash wood == wood

^lelrekt420

That's wood ash.

Ha ha "dirty". :P

@QPaysTaxes Well, if you burn ash, then you would get ash ash!

Wood ash == ash wood ash

@QPaysTaxes And Ash's wood means something else totally different.

You have to ash both sides of your equation

Which, as has been noted already, can be burnt!

@El'endiaStarman ಠ_ಠ

Ahhhh so many meanings... :P

slowly walks away from the computer

I was waiting for something like that. :P

How would I say "your sister's thing" in french? I have le <thing> de ta souer

I'm a terrible person >_<

nvm bai

does anyone here know programming gravity?

As in gravity simulators?

Gravity boots?

Gravity the Sandra Bullock movie?

@El'endiaStarman yes

g=9.81m/s^2

@AlexA. what are gravity boots

I've programmed those in four different languages. :P

Including 日本語?

@AlexA. I know that much

but how would I figure out where an object goes

math

like if I have an object at (0,0) with mass of 420 units and an object at (0,4) with a mass of 4 units, how do I figure out where it goes

@AlexA. goats are not good at math

@QPaysTaxes nothing too big, 100 years or so per second

well for the two-body problem you can get a perfect solution

@Downgoat You keep track of position and velocity in each coordinate. Calculate the force on body 1 as m2 / r^2, where r is the distance. For each velocity component, add that force. For each position component, add the updated velocity. I typically put in a constant factor to tweak the time span, so to speak.

@QPaysTaxes they move everytime a render function is called

Y'all are talking theory. I've done this stuff! :P

so you can actually simulate it more accurately

@poi830 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@QPaysTaxes no I don't

pls show

oh

Look at the following message.

tanks

@El'endiaStarman I don't speak latex python

hello yes this is quartato

@Downgoat Everything should be fairly understandable.

we no speak javascripto

@quartata yo hablo javascrito bueno

@GamrCorps Is out/builds/convex-0.6/convex/convex.jar the one I want?

a complete list of commands in Babble so far: ONE, TWO, TRE, FOR, FIV, SIX, SVN, EGT, NIN, TEN, PUT

@Doorknob This.....bothers me just a bit.

@Doorknob wow nic spl ing

@El'endiaStarman All commands have to be exactly three uppercase characters.

@Doorknob Like, I see that, but still... :P

:D

@Doorknob is this an esolang?

@Downgoat no it's a real programming language

@Doorknob O_o

I hope that's sarcastic

@Dennis that is the version that can read from files, yes. Although you might want to use out/builds/convex-dev/convex/convex.jar since that will always be the latest release (which is 0.6 atm).

@QPaysTaxes @Doorknob why would you lie to the goat

@Downgoat Oh, you could look at my SpaceWar! codez!

@GamrCorps can or can't?

@Dennis can and will

@Downgoat github.com/ConorOBrien-Foxx/Spacewar-KotH/blob/master/…

thanks

@QPaysTaxes SpaceWar! was literally the name of the game I copied. You're thinking of Asteroids.

+10 for JS

@Downgoat comme te vene 'capa e di console.log("js sucks")

@GamrCorps I'm confused. Didn't you say you removed file access?

we no speak javascripto

@quartata what does vene mean

@QPaysTaxes oh, cool

mi'a na certu tu'a la'oi javascript

@QPaysTaxes :D

Remember when people talked in English here?

Remember when peopled talked in JavaScript here?

(you shouldn't because that never happened)

@QPaysTaxes :(

@Downgoat It's a joke based on the song we no speak americano. It means how will you say console.log("js sucks")

@Doorknob pl'ease .tr ans'late

it took me five minutes to look up the lyrics so you better find it funny

@Dennis Don't worry, I'm confused as well, how do you want to pass the program to the interpreter? As of right now it reads from a file with the name as the command-line arg. If you want to pass the program to the interpreter as a string on the command line args like java -jar convex.jar {program} then Ill have to modify the interpreter real quick.

@El'endiaStarman that game is really cool LOL

that feelin when u cut a mango

@GamrCorps No, no, no. I'm talking about g and file access from inside the program.

@AlexA. what feeling??

@AlexA. ;_; goats can't cut mangos with hooves

@Downgoat unless its a REALLY agressive goat.

@Dennis There is no file access from inside the program. g is removed and that was the only way to get information from outside the program besides STDIN and STDOUT

but then I suppose you have mango smash not mango slices.

@QPaysTaxes uhhhh. Are you turning into Marky?

we can do bold? or italics?

@QPayTaxes .ii

who knew??!!

@QPaysTaxes was the sheep OK?

@Dennis Long story short: there is no file access

@QPaysTaxes :O

@QPaysTaxes why "sure" and not "yes"?

how do you do strikethrough?

<s>hi</s>

@GamrCorps Alright then. I misunderstood when you write that is the version that can read from files.

@AshwinGupta ---strikethrough---

oh got it

@Dennis sorry bout that

ty

I don't know how to do it!

@QPaysTaxes ;_;

aren't sheeps related to unicorns?

Sheep is the plural of shoop

Is my time complexity implementation right in this review? I've never really messed with time complexity before

I'd appreciate feedback :)

@Downgoat I-and-others(exclusive-we) not expert something-related-to the-non-Lojban-name JavaScript

"we don't speak JS"

:'D

@GamrCorps convex.tryitonline.net/#code=QcKh&input=

@QPaysTaxes they are both bovidae, both in the same family

@QPaysTaxes unicorns are not even remotely related to dragons

@Dennis YAY!!! THANK YOU!!! Sorry for the confusion along the way.

@QPaysTaxes ._.

unicorns are related to horses

@GamrCorps NP. If you make any updates, give me a ping.

not dragons

@Dennis kk

@GamrCorps one more k and you'd get a big ol' ಠ_ಠ

hahaha

> you'd get a big ol

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ha jokes on you! I typed an extra k but deleted it on time.

@GamrCorps kk

The joke is never on me! Well, except for the whole alex-is-wrong thing...

@AlexA. hah :P

does anyone know how to make a circle in JavaScript

@AlexA. Well, that's new. :P

@AlexA. I remember showing that joke to my ex (named Alex, obviously) and he was very entertained

@QPaysTaxes haha, but that doesn't work :(

@Downgoat try JQuery

@cat eeeewwwwwww

or css

@cat jQuery can't do it

:o blasphemy!

@cat I have a friend named Alex but he doesn't know about it lol

@cat Is he wrong too? :P

O.O this is the code to make a circle in JavaScript:

  context.beginPath();
  context.arc(centerX, centerY, radius, 0, 2 * Math.PI, false);
  context.fillStyle = 'green';
  context.fill();
  context.lineWidth = 5;
  context.strokeStyle = '#003300';
  context.stroke();

jquery is like, turing-complete, of course it can

@Doorknob if he wrong he should no

@AlexA. he was! we playfully argued about that a lot

haha

Was it me? o_O

I now know three languages that Alex does not which is very convenient for secretly insulting him

@Downgoat Why not SVG?

Alex es muy incorrecto

@QPaysTaxes interessant

@quartata ._.

translate: Alex es muy incorrecto

(from Spanish) Alex is very wrong

@El'endiaStarman It's difficult to do simulations with SVG

:O

@AlexA. Oh I was just saying that I ate some water melon today

@Downgoat Like, for gravity? You can update the positions with JS.

If you think it's possible please tell me how to make this in SVG

@quartata Not according to Bing!

@El'endiaStarman but it's a pain in the ass to do so

Bing is wrong

It's what I did for SpaceWar!....

@AlexA. You it is nailed to the Bang

@El'endiaStarman really?

cool

It was very good watermelon too

@quartata If Bing is wrong but Bing said that I'm wrong, does that mean I'm right?

@Downgoat Well, I used D3.js to make it easier, but still.

@QPaysTaxes Uhm... no? no french P:

@quartata I ate a god damn mango earlier how do you think that makes me feel ?

@El'endiaStarman I spent 2 days making that sun. I'm not going to change it now :P

@El'endiaStarman did you mean: 3D.exe

@cat What was your name before cat? Was it sysreq?

@cat No.

@AlexA. It was tac because of Those Anagrams for graduation, then sysreq

@AlexA. probably dog

oh

@QPaysTaxes I discovered Unix inside my computer but I had to smash open first

Manage Trash So, anyone?

@AlexA. HAH

@AlexA. why do you ask? :P

@Downgoat I used D3.js solely for moving stuff around.

You could probably do the same with jQuery or Processing, though I don't know the latter at all.

@cat I remembered that you had a name other than cat and tac at one point, I just couldn't remember what it was.

@QPaysTaxes gasp D: Windows

@QPaysTaxes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@El'endiaStarman was it easy with D3?

@Downgoat I'd say so, yeah. Look at the code I linked you earlier. Basically everything is in there or in main.js.

@poi830 ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

@AlexA. ¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) _/¯

@AlexA. Why are you starred is this humor I can't smell

@QPaysTaxes Could be worse. explosions in distance

/\/\( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)/\/\

@AlexA. I thought birds had an ok sense of smell?

@AlexA. I wanted to do the equivalent of up-voting a comment in "O, ya i c" style but I didn't wanna pollute the chat more by saying that

( ͡ಠ ͜ ͡ಠ _ʖ ͡ಠ ͜ ͡ಠ)

SE chat really needs upvotes/downvotes

they exist on Miaou and they are very convenient

^

and there is a prime example of why upvotes are needed

@Doorknob upvote

Miaou seems like the perfect place for @cat

O͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡

What

@AlexA. :P Except it's all in French and je ne parle pas français :L

It's not all in French

I've used it several times

It looked to be? As soon as I logged in, there was not a word of English

@QPaysTaxes ?

Click the British flag in the top right corner to switch languages

I wonder why it's French by default / for me, then

@cat L'anglais est très ennuyeux

^ C'est ne vrai pas

@QPaysTaxes kinda figured

@quartata CTRL-C CTRL-T translate.google.com CTRL-V

@cat ?

@quartata My sequence of keystrokes to copy that, open Translate, and paste it

@QPaysTaxes I don't keep it open, though

strawpoll.me/7367049

@QPaysTaxes you always edit your messages a little after sending them and I get a little ping and I look at it like, "heh, I know all your history, lil' message"

I get the feeling that Alex is trying to mine data on us with all these polls

I has a curious mind

Everyone is just going to answer other

y'all will never guess who the odd-one-out was :P

strawpoll.me/7367064

@quartata So far no one has

@Downgoat In CanadaLand, we has SSID, which is differn't. (but the same)

@Downgoat ಠ_ಠ

@cat s/Canada/MapleSyrup/

@QPaysTaxes hmmm...

@cat As the one who brought it up, is it you? :P

often in database structure we talk about one to many or many to many.

@Downgoat do all americans make that joke to all canucks?

@AlexA. promis, dis only fo educatinl porpises.

However, these all assume relations are between 2 items

@AlexA. yep! :D